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merry christmas! and if you don't celebrate christmas (or even if you do) then still have a holly jolly non-denominationally good golly holiday time! thaaats right ❤️ here's your daily dose of joey richter for today
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annaleigh · 1 year
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the gang’s all here!!
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hatchetfield · 5 months
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It's priceless!
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jilliankayeart · 1 year
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30 years of Muppet Christmas Carol! Oh how I love this movie. It just is so comforting. Muppets make stories better; that’s just science. #muppetchristmascarol
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hot-take-tournament · 4 months
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HOT TAKE FESTIVE SEASON!
PRELIMINARY #248
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Submission 877
idc if it makes me a bad person i want to punt tiny tim into the fucking sun
"oh i hope people see me in church and remember who made lame beggars walk and blind men see" bro stfu you are 7 years old
also blatant favoritism in the cratchit household
Propaganda is always encouraged!
And remember to reblog your favourite polls to spread festive cheer!
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nabwastaken · 3 months
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Behold! The Joey Richter family tree!
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it's still sorta a WIP currently because I'm trying to watch more Starcanwrecked stuff to see if I can potentially fit more.
And now.. some.. headcanons and backstory about the family!
McDoon, being the bandit king ( ✌️) had a LOT of bastard children on his travels with Cletus. He slept around and never really stuck around. Before the events of TTO he knocked up a Cratchit, who got pregnant and moved out of the country in shame. There, the Cratchit family was made and when Owen moved back to the US the family was moved there.
Robert Cratchit is short for Bob btw
I imagine Bob, out of desperation, in this timeline would resort to.. extreme measures trying to save Tim. And by extreme I mean summoning an eldritch god.
Suffice to say, it did not end well and now Tinky has a new family hyperfixation.
Owen found out about Tinky through spy shit, on a mission to a little town in Michigan. Tinky saw this British bastard and was like 'descendant of the Cratchits? GIMME' and started tormenting Owen. One of the ways he did this, was taking the form of Owen's boyfriend.
The reason Dan's last name is different from the rest of the Spankoffskis is that he changed it. 'Dan Spankoffski' does not have as nice of a ring to it and he's a public figure. Despite that, he's still relatively active in the family.
Dan is not short for anything. Not Jordan, not Daniel, no. Its just Dan. And he is Danough
Dan and Ted both looked extremely similar growing up and were constantly confused for each other. It didn't help when both of them happened to start growing a mustache at the same time.
OT and Pete have a pact not to ever do anything similar in terms of appearance. Pete grows his hair out? OT will always cut it. OT starts growing a mustache? Pete starts shaving. They really don't wanna end up like their brothers.
OT is older then Pete, being around Lex and Ethan's age.
SPEAKING OF ETHAN he unironically calls Pete, Dan, and Ted uncle. The only one he doesn't is OT, who he constantly bullies and targets for no reason.
Dan and Ted were surprisingly close in their childhoods, and had this sort of understandimg that the other was the only one who got how they felt.
As they grew apart however, Ted secretly started growing jealous of Dan. How come HE had this perfect life and great job and great 'girlfriend' but all Ted had was this shitty ass tech job and being the sidehoe to his coworker?
Dan has never noticed this jealousy and still remains nice as hell to Ted.
Dan and Ted both teamed up on bullying their younger siblings.
Dan and OT are surprisingly close. OT comes back from college (He goes to U of M) once a month or so and comes back to hang out with his big bro.
One of the reasons Dan took up the volunteer counseler job was to keep a closer eye on Pete and make sure he doesn't get bullied. So far, it has not worked out at all.
Pretty much no one knows Dan is part of the Spankoffski family, so Pete has to hear Ruth talk about how hot the news anchor is and Ethan has to listen to Lex rant about her mom's stupid obsession.
Dan and Ted are LITERAL bastards somehow being both teenage pregnancies and their parents had Pete and OT when they were more ready. Once again, blame Tinky.
SPEAKING OF TINKY he loves tormenting this family but can't keep track of them whatsoever. Sometimes he'll follow one of them home only to realise that it was the wrong one.
Sometimes he appears at family reunions and people just assume he's someone's kid.
One time Donna was literally walking down the street and did a double take seeing Ted just casually flirting with the Greenpeace Girl. 5 minutes later she saw Dan while doing the show and was so confused.
The family is stereotyped as this slutty family of hopeless romantics by the town, which is secretly another one of the reasons Dan changed his last name.
How true is this stereotype? Well, you got both Dan and Ted being teenage pregnancies. Both of them being born on Valentines Day. Ted notoriously sleeping with half the town. Dan being on the same show with a woman who he constantly makes googly eyes at and is possibly in love with (the entire damn town ships them together) Pete somehow surviving being horny at the damn ABSTINENCE CAMP of all places. Ethan literally doing anything for Lex. Suffice to say the entire town has their eyes on OT and what shenanigans he'll get up to.
Which is why I think it would be very funny if it turned out that OT was aroace and will never experience those feelings.
Whenever they get together they like teasing each other about their love lives.
Dan eventually becomes the central target in their teasing, with them BEGGING to know what's up with him and Donna.
The family used to get together every week to watch their favourite tv show, Doctor Who. Yes, I am aware of the irony of the Spankoffskis liking Doctor Who.
They feel an odd sense of... companionship with the homeless guy from downtown. They don't know why, they just DO.
And last but not least.... Every single one of them eventually gets stuck in the Bastard's box. Doesn't matter how or when, Tinky will get them.
And that's about it! What do you guys think?
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constant-brain-fog · 1 year
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Gifts Time! ✨🎁✨
Did this one while I was on my way to the United States! Decided to add the Cratchit kids because a grumpy old man is never complete without his reluctantly adopted kids XD
I’m very tempted to actually colour this one so I’ll try and do that soon!
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vicariousscrolling · 4 months
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bob cratchit!
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princesssarisa · 5 months
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I'm reading along with A Dickens December, though I haven't managed to post about it so far.
I'll just make one comment for now:
An underrated detail from the original book of A Christmas Carol is the fact that Bob Cratchit is only called "the clerk" in the first chapter. His name isn't revealed until much later, when the Ghost of Christmas Present takes Scrooge to his house to see his family.
This wouldn't work in a screen or stage adaptation. The audience usually needs to know the names of the major characters, unless there's an important plot reason for hiding a name.
But in the book it's subtle genius, because it's how Scrooge sees him. Like a typical selfish rich person, Scrooge doesn't give much thought to Bob's humanity at first; he's just the clerk, who works for Scrooge and whom Scrooge has to pay more than he wants to. His wife and children are even less; in Scrooge's eyes, they're just financial burdens on Bob. But the ghosts force him to see Bob and his family as human beings, who have thoughts and feelings, who love each other, and who will suffer unless Scrooge changes his ways. How appropriate that at this point, the narrator shifts from calling Bob just "the clerk" to calling him "Bob Cratchit."
@ariel-seagull-wings, @cliozaur
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farenmaddox · 5 months
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Once again I am delighted that Dickens took the time on what Bob does after work. This poor man who had to spend all day freezing his ass off and listening to his boss tell people why it's fine if he and his family starve to death or something? He went sledding and stopped to play a game on his way home. Just because he can. It's maybe my favorite little detail in this story.
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your daily dose of joey richter for today is related to vhs christmas carols again cause i literally cannot stop thinking about it.. and i love his bob cratchit so much 👍
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Bob "Babygirl" Cratchit
❤ a collection ❤
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nerdyprudesmuststim · 5 months
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bob & emily cratchit stimboard :D
⛧ with trans stims !
☾ rq'd by @jewishruthfleming !
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patemi-pk · 6 months
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Fabio Celoni, A Christmas Carol
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awigglycultist · 5 months
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Scrooge: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Scrooge: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Emily: Uh... what's up with him?
Bob: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us
Scrooge: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Jim, crying: It's working
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disneytoonland · 4 months
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