#bob's burger quotes

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the deck.

Damian: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes Coco Puffs.

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[lilylovelyxo]

*Y/N, Dick, and Roy watching Jason beat the shit out of a man for putting his hands on you*

Dick: “Oh, boy…”

Y/N: “I'm going to watch through my fingers. No, I'm not.”

Dick: “I'm going to look away.”

Roy: “I think we're gonna have to lay low for a little while after this.”

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[dc-comics-lover]

Batfam as Bob's Burgers' quotes

Tim (about Damian) : You don't want to mess with my brother. He'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.

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Damian (13 years old) : Speaking of Christmas, here is my annual list of demands.

Bruce : "My own apartment."

Damian : And it can not be a studio. You have exactly 7 shopping days to comply. If it rolls into day 8, there will be tears and violence.

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Bruce : We'll have to cut down on expenses. What can we live without ?

Damian : Probably Tim and Jason.

Stephanie : That's a good start.

Tim : Huh. Well that makes the things I was gonna cut irrelevant.

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Bruce : They're not here ! I got Jason's diary, let's see if it says anything. "Dear Diary, tonight we're sneaking into the dangerous taffy factory. Also, if boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses".

Dick : Ha, "duderuses."

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Stephanie : I like sandwiches.

Jason : You smell like you do.

Stephanie : You smell interesting too. You own a toothbrush, or are you still shopping around ?

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Jason : You know that boat that I've been fixing up?

Tim : You've mentioned it.

Jason : Well, I finally got her shipshape, and I thought it'd be fun to take you all out.

Stephanie : Kill us?

Jason : No, take you out for a boat ride.

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Tim : Why'd you head-butt me?!

Jason : I was going to punch you, but I'm holding wine.

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Dick, at some point : Bruce, Jason, look at yourselves ; you're father and son ! You're supposed to love each other, not kill each other. This isn't the Bible !

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Bruce : I should write a parenting book. Call it, "Hey You, I Saw That! Put It Back !"

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[lucky-bishova-42]

*Natasha walking into the bathroom*

Natasha: Can I get in here I need to—OH MY GOD!?

*Kate is dressed in a Black Widow suit with her hair dyed red, Yelena is wiping her red stained hands on a towel*

Kate, pointing at Natasha, excitedly: It’s like looking in a mirror!!

Natasha: No it isn’t Kate.

Kate: Who’s Kate?

Yelena, chuckling: I already can’t tell who’s who!

Natasha: Take that stuff off.

Kate: Wands! Get in here and settle this!

Natasha: Don’t call your mother ‘Wands.’

Wanda: What? Oh haha hey! Travel size Nat! Aw!

Natasha: Wanda, you’re encouraging this!

*Clint comes in*

Clint: I need the bathroom—woah this is confusing.

Natasha: NO IT’S NOT!

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[mentally-at-home]

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[iaminsideyourwalls]

bob's sandviches (bobs burgers meets tf2)

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[vivianthepigeon]

Poppy: “I made this friendship bracelet for you!”

Branch: “ah, you know, I’m not really a jewelry person.”

Poppy: “You don’t have to wear it-“

Branch: “No I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.”

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[vaggieluvr]

vaggie: you were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the desk

charlie: i did! i named him lord moseby. he likes coco puffs

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Scott: Water balloon fight!

Yelena: What?

Sam: It's how we usually settle issues in the Avengers.

Bucky: Well, that and freestyle rap battles.

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[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Fred: You've come to the right people.

Ron: Uh, we didn't come to you at all.

Ginny: Yeah, you just walked in here without knocking...

George: There wasn't time for you guys to figure out you needed us. Fortunately, the walls are thin.

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[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: I didn’t think you were gonna adopt another kid!

Bruce: You should always think I’m gonna adopt another kid.

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[lilylovelyxo]

*Thug rips off Damian’s Domino Mask*

Y/S/N, speaking lowly: “Pick that up, apologize, and leave. Please. For your own good.”

Thug: “I will do no such thing.”

Damian, cracks knuckles: “You should have left when you could have left.”

Red Hood: “Everyone who's got a knife grab it! It's a fight to the death!”

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[in-correct-trolls]

poppy: hey, branch. i got you this hug time bracelet.

branch: y’know, poppy, i’m not really a hug time kind of guy.

poppy: it’s okay! you don’t have to wear it right now. i’ll just hold-

branch, snatching it away from her: no! i’ll wear it forever. fuck off

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[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Jason: Are you still mad because I missed your eighth grade graduation? I told you, I had business! Damian: You were in jail! Jason: IN JAIL ON BUSINESS!

#incorrect quotes #batbros #batfam #jason & damian #original: bob's burgers #jason todd #damian wayne #red hood #robin #dc comics

[lucky-bishova-42]

Kate: I just realized… I had a bad childhood.

Natasha, sipping her coffee: Yeah, I know.

Kate: What do you mean you know?

Natasha: Look at you.

Kate: What do you mean, look at me?

Natasha: Look at how you stand.

Kate:

Natasha: People who had good childhoods don’t stand like that.

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[akl-sketch]

Meet my first Tav, Caliel, a Selune light cleric/rogue - they generally didn’t know what they were doing but knew that the sassy vampire needed kindness and the chance to learn who he was on his own.

#art #illustration #my art #comic #i love them #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 tav #bg3 fanart #baldurs gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale dinner #original: bob's burgers #incorrect quotes #incorrect bg3 quotes #really happy with astarions hair