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bigfan-fanfic · 2 years

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To Diversify Your Portfolio (Male!Reader x Bobby Drake)

Requested by anonymous for Can you possibly do a Bobby Drake x male reader where the reader has the ability to control the elements and their sub-elements fluff.

It's no secret that the attendees of Professor Xavier's School for the Gifted have... issues.

Bobby Drake, specifically, comes from an unaccepting family - not just of him being a mutant, but also of his sexuality.

It's not easy to have more than one thing it feels like the world hates you for, and Bobby can sometimes feel a little singled out because of it.

One saving grace is that his powers aren't too difficult to control, and don't pose as much of an inconvenience for him, which is more than can be said for Scott or Jean or Logan.

And just when he's starting to feel comfortable, even liked - you show up.

And you're... cool.

You're powerful, controlling all the platonic elements and their subsets, like lightning, ice, glass, and metal - you might be the most powerful new mutant since Storm - and you totally blow Bobby out of the water.

What's more, not only are you gay, like him, but you're instantly popular, making friends with an ease and grace that turns Bobby green with envy.

So, like a young insecure man is wont to do, he treats you very poorly. When Professor X puts you together to train, he answers your questions in grunts and sneers, scoffs at you when you try to get to know him, and shoots glares at you.

For a few months, he never acknowledges your presence except to glare at you - he's not going to let you just make him completely obsolete without a fight.

And then...

he comes across you and Scott talking in the hallway, and listens.

"I just... I don't know why he hates me! I've tried everything to get him to like me, and he just... glares."

Scott hums. "At this point, if he doesn't like you, he's an idiot, and an ass, and you'd be better served moving on. It's just a crush. You deserve better than someone who doesn't even like you."

"I know." you sigh. "I just... at this point, I just wanna know what I've DONE."

Bobby chooses this moment to approach. "Logan's like that with everyone, it's not just you."

When Scott and you stare at him in horror, he scoffs. "Chill out, I'm not gonna tell Logan you like him."

You tear up, and run off, using your fire powers to launch yourself straight up from the grounds to your room's balcony.

Scott glares at him. "You're such a dick."

"What? It's not like Logan doesn't already know he's gay."

"We're not talking about Logan, nimrod. Y/N likes you!"

Bobby freezes. "Oh.... crap."

Scott scoffs at the response, but Bobby is already running, trying to get to you.

"Y/N? I... god, I've been a total jerk. Completely. I'm so sorry." he says through your door, until you open it.

"Well, wh- what did I do to you? Why have you been so mean to me?" you sob at him, still crying.

"I was jealous!" Bobby nearly yells, desperate to confess, to get you to stop crying. "I was a baby. I thought - you were so cool, and I'm so lame, and you're everything I am and more and I thought nobody would even want to look at me anymore now that you were here because you're so beautiful, so I was angry and insecure."

"But... you're awesome! You were nice to everybody else, you have cool powers, you're really cute..." you say, and Bobby looks at you in awe... and you look at him the same way.

Both of you in shock that someone else can see you so differently to the way you see yourself.

Bobby kisses you.

He seems shocked at his own actions, but then smiles at you. "I'll do whatever it takes to make this up to you. I'm sorry for being a jealous asshole. If you'd like... can I, uh... date you?"

You look at him once more, still a little stunned, but then you kiss him again, and you're certain this marks a turning point for you and for Bobby.

#male reader #bobby drake x male reader #bobby drake x reader #iceman x reader #iceman x male reader #xmen headcanons #headcanons

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mormonbatmanlover · 1 year

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One year for April Fools Day, Bobby pranks Scott and slips red dye into his shampoo. For the rest of the week, Scott gets sidetracked from hero duties because civilians keep asking him if he’s world famous lawyer Matt Murdock.

Scott is not amused. Everyone else (even Matt) loves it and brings it up for years to come.

#Scott Summers #x men #bobby drake #marvel #I saw a post about this today and it reminded me that I never wrote out my headcanon

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lilabelle777 · 2 years

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bobby stims!!

shaking his leg up and down (classic stim if i do say so myself)

drawing on their hand (my coping mechanism for school, 10/10 would recommend)

drumming his fingers on their collarbone

or drumming on his desk

hand flappys!! (he does this a lot when their excited or super duper happy)

snapping their fingers

cracking his knuckles

picking his nails or skin (he does this a lot more when they’re anxious or overwhelmed)

and that’s all i gots rn <3

#bobby drake #iceman #demiboy iceman supremacy #stimming #mental health #my headcanons #mine :)

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thebigbookfanboy · 2 years

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I was sad until I imagined the o5 X-Men being in The Good Place.

Now I'm trying to think if who is who and what I'd do about the 'extra' main character.

Charles-Michael

Erik-Shawn

Warren-Tahani

Jean-Eleanor

Hank-Chidi

Bobby-Jason

Scott-Janet (maybe)

#bobby drake #scott summers #jean grey #warren worthington iii #hank mccoy #charles xavier #erik lensherr #x men headcanons

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empowerxd · 8 months

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themasterusersblog · 9 days

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Specific X-Men Headcanons

Jean Grey and Bobby Drake wear same shoe size, and when Jean buys clothes from the male side of the store she always buys the same size as Bobby. They find out about it when the accidentally meet at the store.

Scott Summers used to wear a lot of Warren Worthington's sweaters but now mostly of them are too small for him

Everyone hates playing scrabble with Hank McCoy

Roberto da Costa is shorter than both his parents

Xuân Cao Mahn knows how to solve a rubik's cube

Sam Guthrie is the second tallest New Mutant (The tallest is Warlock because he can just shapeshift)

Douglas Ramsey loves trash movies

#jean grey #bobby drake #scott summers #warren worthington iii #hank mccoy #roberto da costa #xuân cao mạnh #sam guthrie #douglas ramsey #x men comics #x men

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amorchai · 9 months

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all moodboards! all headcanons! all preferences! all blurbs!

prompts via my (ex)boyfriend.

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amy santiago ⁑ jake peralta ⁑ rosa diaz

𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘. ⤸

abed nadir ⁑ troy barnes

𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐒. ⤸

james maguire ⁑ orla mccool

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jess mariano ⁑ lane kim ⁑ paris geller

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cece parekh ⁑ nick miller ⁑ winston bishop

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jj maybank ⁑ pope heyward

𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒. ⤸

eddie munson ⁑ robin buckley ⁑ steve harrington

poly steddie ⁑ ship steddie

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𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝟐. ⤸

dva ⁑ genji ⁑ illari ⁑ kiriko ⁑ mercy ⁑ symmetra

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adonis creed ⁑ bobby mckenzie ⁑ finnick odair ⁑ james conrad ⁑ jim halpert ⁑ luke skywalker ⁑ nathan drake ⁑ neil perry ⁑ sebastian sallow ⁑ stardew’s sebastian ⁑ tangerine ⁑ walter “keys” mckey

#general┊ ➵ ˚⊹ masterlist ˚

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thatsadroleplayer · 1 year

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Roleplay information

About me!

Kia Ora! My name is Roman. I am genderfluid and use any pronouns. I enjoy roleplaying, of course, writing, art, reading and a whole bunch of other new stuff. I am open to friends outside of roleplaying, if that is something you'd want. I am from New Zealand! This is just a post about information when it comes to roleplaying that I find important!

Fandoms

(This will go in order of current hyperfixations, etc, although that is subject to change and will be edited when necessary)

The last of us (will base it more around the show but I've also seen playthroughs of both games)

9-1-1

Criminal minds

Sanders sides

Stranger things

Marvel

Buddy daddies

Banana fish

Sk8

Characters

(This will go in order of favourites to least favourites to play as, if the character isn't listed but is a main character in the show it means I likely won't play them)

The last of us

Ellie Williams

Joel Miller

9-1-1

Eddie Diaz

Evan Buckley

Bobby Nash-Grant

Maddie Buckley

Christopher Diaz

Athena Grant-Nash

Hen Wilson

May Grant

Chim Han

Criminal minds

Spencer Reid

Emily Prentiss

Penelope Garcia

Jennifer Jareau

Derek Morgan

Tara Lewis

David Rossi

Aaron Hotchner

Sanders sides

Roman

Patton

Virgil

Janus

Logan

Remus

Stranger things

Steve Harrington

Eddie Munson

Robin Buckley

Max Mayfield

Eleven/El/Jane

Will Byers

Lucas Sinclair

Marvel

Peter Parker

Yelena Belova

Clint Barton

Kate Bishop

Natasha Romanoff

America Chavez

Bucky Barnes

Bruce Banner

Tony Stark

Wade Wilson

Steve Rogers

Jason Todd

Dick Grayson

Tim Drake

Damian Wayne

Wally West

Roy Harper

Donna Troy

Garth

Kon Kent

Jon Kent

Bruce Wayne

Clark Kent

Diana Prince

Buddy Daddies

Kazuki Kurusu

Rei Suwa

Miri Unasaka

Kyutaro Kugi

Banana fish

Yut Lung Lee

Ash Lynx

Shorter Wong

Sing Soo-Ling

Eiji Okumura

Blanca

Sk8

Tadashi Kikuchi

Kaoru Sakurayashiki (Cherry)

Kojiro Nanjo (Joe)

Reki Kyan

Langa Hasegawa

Miya Chinen

Rules

Do not spam me, I have to sleep, go to school, spend time with friends, etc. If I do not respond within twelve hours, then you are welcome to begin to send me reminders.

I will only rp NSFW if it is something the roleplay is leading up to, I will not do a lot of it and it cannot be the main point of the roleplay.

Do not take control of my characters, if you want something to happen then you can speak tome about it and we can figure it out together.

Respect my boundaries, if I tell you something makes me uncomfortable or I don't want to do it do not push me.

My dms are open! If you have ideas and want to do them with me feel free to reach out! I am open to trying other fandoms other than what I have listed, so feel free to suggest things. If I don't know the fandom/haven't finished whatever it is then I will let you know. If is your decision from there whether you wish to continue or find someone better suited.

Communicate with me! I will not know what is going on if you don't communicate. If there's a scene you want to do, if you have to be offline for a while, etc don't be afraid to talk to me! I will do the same.

I welcome any and all identity headcanons except if you make gay characters straight. I often headcanon characters as trans myself.

I am open to ship suggestions, I will tell you if it makes me uncomfortable but if you suggest an obviously problematic ship I will simply block you.

I prefer long responses, but I will try my best to match whatever length you use.

I will not play abusive characters if they are a main character. If they're a side character that is fine, but if they are a main character I won't do it.

I do not have triggers but if you're going to include something that could be triggering please warn me first, it makes me uncomfortable when those kinds of things are suddenly sprung on me.

If you do not follow these rules you will be given a max of three warnings before I will just block you and/or stop replying.

If you think any of this fits you feel free to reach out! Whether you have an idea already or would like to come up with one together!

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bigskydreaming · 8 months

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Headcanon that after he was resurrected in the Krakoan era, nobody ever told Pyro (St. John Allerdyce) that there'd been a second Pyro (Simon Lasker) going around using that name & identity while St. John was dead.

And when he first came back to life, St. John was usually out getting plastered every night. That part's definitely canon. Getting black out drunk for about the first month was part of his re-entry burn back into mortal flesh & blood society.

So when he hears people talking about that time Iceman hooked up with Pyro, he just kinda.....assumes....that oh shit, they hooked up during his 'reacclimation period' & he must have just gotten so drunk that night he completely forgot it ever happened.

And thus when he joins the Marauders alongside Bobby Drake, he spends the first several months being awkward & flustered & running the other way anytime he sees Bobby coming down the hall because he's like aw crap, we literally live on a BOAT together, in the middle of the ocean, with at most five other people at a time. St John is basically doing everything in his power to avoid being alone with Bobby because he's like.....ugh what if he tries to talk to me about That Night and I have to be like hey no offense but I literally don't remember when and where we even hooked up? He likes Bobby just fine and all, & its not that he doesn't get WHY he probably hooked up with him, the man spends most of the day running around in a Speedo, 24/7, 365 days a year, and he obviously works out.....its just.....he was a foe of the X-Men long enough to have heard all the horror stories about Bobby's disastrous love life and he laughed at way too many of them to want to ever find himself actually INCLUDED in one himself.

And it all comes to a head when Bobby finally confronts him about why the hell he's so nervous and weird around him, is this about that time Bobby dropped an ice boulder on him when Pyro was attacking the X-Mansion back when he was part of the Brotherhood and fighting the X-Men? Cuz I thought we were past that, Bobby says.

St. John: What? No, that was fine, I mean it wasn't FINE, obviously, that thing fucking HURT just so you know....

Bobby: Ugh seriously? It was like fifteen years ago, and I already said I was sorry....

St. John: Umm no you most certainly did NOT. I would have remembered.

Bobby: Oh. Huh. Well then I probably MEANT to say I was sorry, but didn't because its not like YOU ever apologized for trying to MELT me with your flamethrowers.

St. John: Well why the hell would I be sorry about that? I MEANT to do that. I was TRYING to kill you at the time, do you not recall?

Bobby: Of course I recall! But if you're not sorry then why should I have been sorry I at MOST gave you a MINOR concussion?

St. John: Because you're the GOOD guy, obviously! I was a supervillain at the time. I was SUPPOSED to do things like try and kill the good guys, the good guys weren't supposed to drop Mt. Fucking Everest directly on top of my head!

Bobby: Oh now you're just being ridiculous. It wasn't THAT big of a boulder and it GRAZED you at most.

St. John: Still. Its the principle.

Bobby: What principle?

St. John: How the bloody hell should I know? You're the superhero. Principles are supposed to be YOUR territory. I don't HAVE to have any. Or know what they are. Just that they exist and they're a large part of why you lot are so unbearably tedious half the time.

Bobby: Y'know what....no, whatever. Never mind. Letting it go. Okay so if you weren't upset about me GRAZING you with an ice boulder FIFTEEN years ago during a battle to the death in which you were trying to MURDER me -

St. John: This is you letting it go?

Bobby: I have a process. ANYWAY. So if that's not why you've been so weird around me, then what is your deal?

St. John: Ugh if you MUST know, I was worried you'd want to hook up again since we're stuck on a boat together in the middle of the ocean and bored out of our minds most of the time and I didn't want to get into how I don't think its a good idea to do it again.

Bobby: ...do what again?

St. John: You know. It. The sex. Making the beast with two backs. The....

Bobby: I get the references Flame-Brain, I'm saying what do you mean AGAIN as in when the fuck did we ever have sex in the first place?

St. John: How should I know??

Bobby: Because you're literally the only person here who seems to think we had sex!

St. John: Wait. Well what do you mean that we DIDN'T have sex?

Bobby: What do you mean what do I mean? I mean I've never had sex with you, as in, I have no idea why you're talking about us having sex as though its a thing that happened because it definitely is not a thing that has ever happened!

St. John: .....are you sure?

Bobby: Of course I'm sure! I think I'd remember if I had slept with a guy who spent most of my twenties trying to kill me!

St. John: Well you'd think, wouldn't you!? Except apparently not, since its not like I remembered either!

Bobby: You don't remember because it. Never. Happened! Why did you even think that it did?

St. John: Because everybody kept talking about that time we hooked up at the bar and they certainly seemed to know what they were talking about so I just assumed that they probably did and I just forgot. It happens!

Bobby: DOES IT, ALLERDYCE? DOES IT REALLY? ARE YOU SURE?

St. John: Well obviously I'm not sure NOW but its not like I was basing it on just one little instance of hearsay! Lots of people had lots to say about that time Iceman & Pyro hooked up at Colossus & Pryde's wedding before she left the bloke at the altar....

Bobby: Wait. You're telling me you thought people said YOU and I hooked up at Kate & Piotr's wedding? You do know you were DEAD at the time, right?

St. John: Huh. I was? Well how the hell was I supposed to know that?! I was dead!

Bobby: Oh, I don't know, the fact that you never fucking went to Kate and Piotr's wedding might have been your first clue?

St. John: Well obviously I didn't remember going to their wedding because why would I? I just figured I crashed it because that's what we Brotherhood boys DO whenever a couple of you lot get hitched. And we've crashed a LOT of your weddings and they all tend to blur together after awhile, and they're usually fairly dull to boot, so I just assumed at some point during the process I had a couple of bevvies to tide me over & one thing led to another & you & I snuck away and did the nasty!

Bobby: St. John. I promise you that even if you HAD crashed Kate & Piotr's wedding while alive, which you were NOT -

St. John: Bit rude of you to keep rubbing that in, just so you know. I died. We get it. Everyone's bloody caught up on that bit. Well done.

Bobby: If nothing else, I can assure you that had that happened, my reaction to you trying to ruin one of my best friend's literal wedding day just to score some kind of arbitrary point over the people you've tried to kill on multiple occasions -

St. John: This from the man who beat me over the head with Mt. St. Helens -

Bobby: IT BARELY EVEN COUNTED AS A BOULDER -

St. John: I don't think its your place to make that call, actually -

Bobby: IRREGARDLESS -

St. John: Not an actual word, you know. I thought you lived at a school for half your life? Didn't you use to be a teacher?

Bobby: I taught MATH, not English -

St. John: Well thank heavens for small favors I suppose -

Bobby: THE POINT IS EVEN IF YOU HAD BEEN THERE WHICH YOU WEREN'T BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T EVEN ALIVE AT THE TIME I PROMISE I WOULD NOT HAVE RUN OFF TO HAVE SEX WITH THE GUY I USUALLY ONLY SEE WHEN HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME JUST BECAUSE THAT TIME HE WAS 'ONLY' TRYING TO RUIN MY FRIEND'S WEDDING FOR FUNSIES INSTEAD.

St. John: Oh. Really? Not even if I said sorry before propositioning you? Its not normally something I do - apologize, not proposition people after a battle - but you do fill out those swim trunks of yours rather well and I suppose I probably would have figured it worth the effort if I was randy enough and felt saying sorry would be enough to get you into bed -

Bobby: Yeah, no. Really. Not even then.

St. John: Huh. Well that's a little disappointing to hear, I'm not going to lie. Apologies really aren't my thing, you know. I don't just go around handing them out all willy nilly. Takes some effort to apologize, even if its for a good reason.

Bobby: Like getting laid.

St. John: So you do get it.

Bobby: ....sure. Right. Well yeah, hate to break it to you then, but even a rare once in a lifetime apology from St. John Allerdyce wouldn't have been enough to get me to turn around and have sex with you five seconds after fending you off from my friend's wedding venue that you crashed in this bizarre hypothetical scenario that never remotely happened on account of your distinct lack of a presence on this mortal coil.

St. John: Hmm.

Bobby: And also on account of the fact that I have some basic self-respect.

St. John: Let's not get carried away here. You voluntarily fight giant genocidal robots in nothing but Speedos and galoshes.

Bobby: And yet there's still no version of that hypothetical scenario where you crashed Kate's wedding and then we had sex.

St. John: Huh. Well then. You don't say.

Bobby: Its one of those 'principles' we were talking about.

St. John: Another one? How many are there, anyway? Seems bloody inconvenient, how often those crop up even when you're just trying to have a good shag.

Bobby: Oh, absolutely. Bane of a superhero's existence, principles. Nothing worse than not being able to run off and have sex with a guy who tried setting you on fire before shifting gears to 'oopsie, my bad' instead, all because of a pesky little principle.

St. John: I'm just saying.

Bobby: So we're clear, right? You and I, never had sex, definitely not at Kate & Piotr's wedding?

St. John: Yes, yes, you've made it sufficiently clear that the likes of you would certainly never have deigned to dally with one of my ilk -

Bobby: Wait, why are you getting mad I wouldn't have wanted to have sex with you then when you've been the one avoiding me because you thought I wanted to hook up with you and you didn't want to hook up with me?

St. John: Well I just didn't want to hook up with you again -

Bobby: You mean for the first time -

St. John: REGARDLESS. I simply didn't want to hook up because I thought it would be AWKWARD, not because the very idea was intolerable to me, as it appears it is for YOU. Bloody elitist prick.

Bobby: Elitist?? What are you even - my OBJECTIONS are rooted in all the attempted MURDER between us over the years, not because I think you have COOTIES -

St. John: Ah hah! So you admit it! The attempted murder was a two-way street!

Bobby: That is NOT what I said -

St. John: Don't even try and deny it, the truth is out! Well, then. It certainly seems like I dodged a bullet by not sleeping with you no matter what the entire island seems to think -

Bobby: Literally WHO THINKS WE HAD SEX?

St. John: I DONT KNOW, ROBERT. ALL THE PEOPLE WHO KEPT TALKING ABOUT ICEMAN AND PYRO HOOKING UP AT PRYDE'S WEDDING, I SUPPOSE! WHAT'S NOT CLICKING HERE, YOU ABSOLUTE NINNY?

Bobby: Wait. WAIT. Hold the fuck up. You said people said YOU and I had sex at the wedding.

St. John: .....literally what part of that did I not just say?

Bobby: Did they say I had sex with YOU, St. John Allerdyce, or sex with PYRO?

St. John: What the bloody hell does that matter? I AM Pyro!

Bobby: Well duh, but its not like you're the ONLY Pyro!

St. John: Since when am I not the only Pyro?!

Bobby: Since you were dead! For a really long time! I hooked up with the OTHER Pyro at the wedding. Simon Lasker. Not YOU.

St. John: THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE RUNNING AROUND CALLING HIMSELF PYRO??!

Bobby: Did it seriously never occur to you that there might be? You both start fires. Pyro is the Latin word for fire. You didn't exactly bust out the thesaurus when picking your name, dude....

St. John: I am not about to be lectured on mutant naming conventions by the luminary who picked ICEMAN for his nom de plume....

Bobby: Don't get all pretentious with me just because you're feeling unoriginal all of a sudden....

St. John: All I know is there certainly weren't any other firestarters in the community calling themselves Pyro back when I was first making that name mean something!

Bobby: Well yes, sure, but once again....then you DIED. And shockingly, along came another fire-starter who just so happened to make use of a word that literally means FIRE, since its not like anyone else was using it THEN -

St. John: ITS THE PRINCIPLE OF THE MATTER, YOU ICEHOLE!

Bobby: Oh REAAAAL clever. Hard to believe your romance novels haven't cracked the bestseller list yet with wit like THAT at your disposal, Mister AUTEUR.

St. John: That barb might have landed a bit better if only it weren't actually a reference to film-making and NOT a literary author, you rank simpleton -

*two more hours of yelling at each other and another four of vigorous hate-sex later*

Bobby: Just so we're clear? This? Never happened.

St. John: Obviously.

#x-tag

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positivelybeastly · 2 months

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attractiveness:

repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.

Keeping in mind that this is very much being written with teenage Hank in mind, since the age gap would otherwise make this rather a skeevy proposition. But, with that in mind, Doreen's a cutie, honestly! And teen Hank has a lot less hang ups when it comes to romance, so I could honestly see him just asking her out for coffee or the like.

personality:

grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.

Teen Hank is kind of a square, if I'm honest, but he's also very receptive to being told he's being a square and lightening up, so I feel like someone as forthright and assertive as Doreen would get him out of the library and into some fun. It doesn't hurt that she's just as much, if not more, of a capable superhero as he is at this point in their respective lives, so he doesn't have to worry about that particular drama bullet point like he's had to with other potential partners.

how likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.

Hank is very much not the type of person to just jump in bed with someone (that doesn't come until he joins the Avengers, natch), but in my personal headcanon, he's got at least some experience in this area, so, if she's receptive, then sure, why not? Granted, it'll be extremely awkward when/if older Hank gets those memories, but that's what you get for fucking with time.

level of friendship:

never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.

I can see them hitting it off, honestly! Hank needs someone who can pull him out of the lab or his books, and Doreen could probably do with someone to ground her and be a slightly more level head, which this version of Hank especially is.

first impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

Doreen's the kind of girl who makes a good, strong first impression, let's be real here - I can definitely see Hank thinking she's got a strange way about her, especially once the squirrels make themselves known, but he's seen stranger. He's friends with Bobby Drake and Scott Summers, after all. :P

current impression of them:

Haven't met yet, owing to us not having capitalised on that thread I've promised you just yet (my fault, apologies on that, I just got absolutely inundated with requests for this meme, I'm gonna have like 20 full ones filled out by the time I'm done), but I can definitely see them vibing.

#thissquirrelgirl #muse assessment meme #outofmuffins

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theyre-gay-because-i-say-so · 1 year

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Today's LGBT+ Headcanon is;

Bobby Drake (Iceman) from Spiderman and his Amazing Friends-Gay

Requested by Anon

Status: Alive

#Bobby Drake #Iceman #spiderman and his amazing friends #gay #lgbt headcanon #lgbt #headcanons #character of the day #mlm #animated #tv shows #fandoms i'm not in #keuw #requested #alive

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delusionalmultifandomwriter · 3 months

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Please read before requesting! (+ masterlist)

Hi!

I am very happy that you found you way to my blog :)

I am Annie, i write fanfiction for multifandoms and this is my first time publicating them

I am from Germany so English is only my second language, i will do my very best. If you notice errors feel free to tell me!

Character list below, if you want me to write about a character that is not mentioned there just shoot your shot and ask!

most characters will be at least a lil ooc, im sorry, i will do my very best

you can request one-shots/stories, headcanons with or without a specific topic, alphabets and whatever else you want

here is my masterlist

this is my ao3 (4 posts yet, 4 of which are cross-posts)

Rules

I will write pairings, xreader, etc.

I have not written smut before but i am willing to try

I will happily write angst and dark!scenarios including drugs, mental illness and death

You can be very specific in your requests but you dont have to

I am open to write polyamory and au!scenarios

I will turn down requests i dont feel comfortable writing but i will inform you about it!

Character list

Bruce Wayne/Batman

Dick Grayson/Nightwing

Jason Todd/Red Hood

Tim Drake/Red Robin

Damian Wayne/Robin

Other Batfam!characters that are not mentioned here

Young Justice

Star Wars

Anakin Skywalker

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Ahsoka Tano

Padme Amidala

Barriss Offee

Luminara Unduli

various other characters and most clones, just ask away, dont be shy!

note: I haven't watched The Bad Batch yet, so i will exclude them from the list

Stardew Valley

Shane

Sebastian

The Lord of the Rings

Frodo

Sam

Merry

Pippin

Aragorn

Legolas

Gandalf

Elrond

Glorfindel

Erestor

The Hobbit

Thorin

Bilbo

Fili

Kili

Thranduil

X-Men

note: all characters go for both timelines, if it is important for you please specify in your request

Charles Xavier/Professor X

Erik Lehnsherr/Magneto

Peter Maximoff/Quicksilber

Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler

Jean Grey/Phoenix/Dark Phoenix

Scott Summers/Cyclops

Bobby Drake/Iceman

John Allderdyce/Pyro

One Chicago

Connor Rhodes

Will Halstead

Ethan Choi

Sarah Reese

David Downey

Other fandoms i will write for

Harry Potter and the Marauders

Twilight

Sherlock (BBC version)

Percy Jackson

Road Trip (movie from 2000): especially Josh Parker and Rubin Carver

Warrior Cats (Season 1 to 4 and most Special and Short Adventures)

No fandom, just specific scenarios with your characters

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