now that 9-1-1 has moved to abc i am entitled to my crossover ep, especially considering bailey’s station number is “118″. and if you give a girl a crossover ep, she is going to want a may grant and tamara colins college sitcom spinoff.
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| A DANCE WITH DINARRÓN: Narcos Mexico/Tax Collector AU Crossover |
… aka an exercise in pure OTP self-indulgence but I don’t care cuz I don’t even care
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Mira, let’s get this out the way, right quick.
If ever you think a Dinarrón post is my last, you’ve probly underestimating my ability to test everyone’s patience by hyperfocusing on one thing and taking to the interwebs to scream about it. Te lo juro I can and will be going for miles with this shit sksjsjsjsj. Having said that, I don’t have thaaat much to scream in all caps about? Like shits kinda speaks for itself.
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Howmever I do hereby submit to the official record: David Ayer’s the greatest gift to this earth not stiff competition aksksks bc so sorry Mr. Ayer but most of your movies are hot!garbage pero fun hot!garbage so (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ Ayer’s actual #1, capital T, Top contribution to history is not the movie Tax Collector but is this scene from the movie Tax Collector
…. of not our David Barron but still a Bobby-Soto-looking Eme gangster named David Barrón Cuevas … FUCKING 💃🏻SALSA💃🏻 DANCING LIKE ARE YOU FORREAL TRYING TO HAVE ME KILLED
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And with this gift, Ayer basically fueled the fire for this mind-meld of Dinarrón dancing, aaand it’s basically the sole reason for me waking up in the morning, it basically maaade the Dinarrón Blue Jeans vid bc I basically only decided to add TC clips after seeing the uncanny similarities to Dina’s wedding.
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It’s like Ayer actually Freddy Kruegered me, plucked the scene straight from my Dinarrón dreams bc the way it fits so well with the scenes of her lil dance routine have me Lebron-tear-ing to the goddamn moon.
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And since I first saw this hot!garbage movie, can conservatively say that I think about this mmm like twice a day. Like they’re not even from the same movie/show, but in my mind, they’re irrevocably fused together like this did just happen. It is canon wedding instead of what actually happened aka Min yelling at Barrón for drinking agua mineral and calling him Pancha’s “gente”
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OH AND how weird is it to see our boy smile ?? Barrón barely speaks a word sksks so like smile!??!!?! Pffft pls. Mans is a sicario, no tiene tiempo para eso curling-the-corners-of-his-mouth-to-express-joy mamadas. He’s too busy smoldering for no goddamn reason and white-lady-math-meme-ing his surroundings for threats both of which look remarkably similar re: what his face is doing.
Also this/ks:’kskamb mf hip swivel Dina doin in that last one🥴 sending me into full fucking heart palpitations. Like her booty alone, Jesus that booty does not get the gotdamn recognition it deserves in this fandom.
*slams hands on table like overzealous cop during an interrogation, stands up too forcefully knocks over own chair*
And YOU KNOW WHAT? I’m here before the court today, your honor, to atone for that sin. And since you’re dying to know, yes, being a martyr for The Cause is indeed a thankless job with no 401K or health benefits but I hear they’re gonna paint some real nice pictures of me after I’m dead, so clearly a fair trade.
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PLEASE. WWE. I AM BEGGING. PLEASE SAY THAT WE’RE GETTING HEEL SANTOS AGAIN. AT LEAST AS A SLOWBURN BUILD UP, I WANT LEGADO DEL FANTASMA BACK. FUCK LWO, AND FUCK REY (sorry)
ALSO HELLO THERE😍😍😍⁉️⁉️
WHO LET THEY ASSES LOOK THIS GOOD⁉️⁉️⁉️ wild that the squashed Joaquin and Cruz so fast tho💀💀
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Believe it or not Kitty Pryde & Iceman actually briefly dated during Jason Aaron’s run on Wolverine and the X-Men since the two were fellow members of the teaching staff at the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning. And this was shortly before Brian Michael Bendis had Iceman come out as gay in his All-New X-Men run.
While not my personal favorite X-couple, I still thought that Kitty & Bobby's relationship was fairly decent and had some legitimately heartwarming and funny moments, as well as some profound insights about both being the former “youngest X-Men” at one point in time. Plus, both characters are currently struggling with the pressure of helping educate & guide the next generation of young mutants, as well as the fears of growing up too fast. The fear that you have to act too much of an adult that you end up becoming a faux-serious stick-in-the-mud who forgets that its also important to sometimes just relax and have fun.
This scene from Issue #24 stands out as a particular highlight to me in that regard:
From Wolverine and the X-Men (2011) #24 by Jason Aaron & David López.
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Since we’re talking about the 118 and the lapd who do you see hen being friends with? Bobby being friends with? Chim being friends with?
I'm going to try and do this without doubling up because I think there are quite a few pairings that would work.
Bobby and Nolan, maybe? They've both reinvented their lives after a significant event. I don't know if Nolan's bank robbery is entirely comparable to Bobby's family dying.
Athena, Hen, Nyla, and Angela would talk for HOURS about what it's like to be women in their field and then have the BEST NIGHT OUT. And honestly, I'd love to see that because I don't remember the last time I saw Angela and Nyla do much of anything outside of work.
Oddly enough, I think Chimney, Aaron, and Celina would get along. They are such fun characters with hearts of gold, cracking jokes and believing in things others may not — auras and superstitions alike.
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