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bojack-says · 1 year

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Love is an illusion, and happiness is fleeting and there's no such thing as God, and all your favorite musicians beat their wives. Allegedly.

-Diane Nguyen, S02E10: Yes And

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ahhava · 3 years

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siganme en tik tok para más videitos de bojack :D @/visual_ss

#bojack #bojackhorseman #diane #bojackedit #bojackhorsemanedit #bojackquote

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arningechano · 5 years

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You were born broken . . . . . . #arningechano #artph #bojackhorseman #bojack #bojackquotes #horsinaround #netflix #redhorse #illustration #mood https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvbt6piDaIc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=p5aw398a7bb1

#arningechano #artph #bojackhorseman #bojack #bojackquotes #horsinaround #netflix #redhorse #illustration #mood

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bluemadness14 · 4 years

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#bojack #bojackhorseman #bojackquote #dontbelong #depression #alone

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ramyeonupdates · 4 years

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{ #todd } || source: bojackquote

#bojack #bojackhorseman #todd #toddchavez #princesscarolyn #peanutbutter #mrpeanutbutter #horse #horsingaround #crying #favourites #updates #IG: join.a.groupchat

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kurdt67 · 4 years

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#TheRona got me going like “Oh”... @dellanypeaceoriginal #Repost @bojackquote with @get_repost ・・・ Oh. Help me get 20k Ignore #bojack #bojackhorseman #todd #toddchavez #princesscarolyn #peanutbutter #mrpeanutbutter #horse #horsingaround https://www.instagram.com/p/B-GeAJ-pHK5/?igshid=1u3tw3hyefx3d

#therona #repost #bojack #bojackhorseman #todd #toddchavez #princesscarolyn #peanutbutter #mrpeanutbutter #horse #horsingaround

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bojack-says · 1 year

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Wanda: What happened, BoJack?

BoJack: Same thing that always happens. You didn't know me. Then you fell in love with me. And now you know me.

Wanda: You know, it's funny. When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.

S02E10: Yes And

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bojack-says · 1 year

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Diane: Hey.

BoJack: Hey. You're still here?

Diane: Yup. Still here.

S02E11: Escape from L.A.

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bojack-says · 1 year

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BoJack: Before you left town, you told me L.A. was a tar pit. Do you remember that?

Charlotte: Oh, God. I said so many things when I was young. I thought I was so deep.

BoJack: Well, do you still think it's true?

Charlotte: Do I think L.A. is a tar pit? No. No, I think you're the tar pit.

BoJack: Me?

Charlotte: No, not "you" you. I'm just saying...it doesn't matter where you are, it's who you are, and that's not gonna change whether you're in California, or Maine or New Mexico. You know, you can't escape...you.

S02E11: Escape from L.A.

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bojack-says · 1 year

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Charlotte: Guy goes into the doctor's office. Says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." You know what the doctor says?

BoJack: "Don't do that."

S02E11: Escape from L.A.

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bojack-says · 1 year

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Don't. Don't you dare. If you are not out of my driveway in 30 minutes, I will call the police. And if you ever try to contact me or my family again, I will fucking kill you.

-Charlotte Carson, S02E11: Escape from L.A.

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bojack-says · 1 year

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Ugh, why is it so...daytime right now?

-Diane Nguyen, S02E10: Yes And

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bojack-says · 1 year

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BoJack: So, Wanda's moving out.

Diane: Oh shit, because of me?

BoJack: No. Because of me.

S02E10: Yes And

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bojack-says · 1 year

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Princess Carolyn: Hey, BoJack. What kind of pants are you wearing right now?

BoJack: What? I don't know. The normal kind?

Princess Carolyn: Yeah? Are they comfy? A comfy pair of pants?

BoJack: I guess...why?

Princess Carolyn: I was just wondering what kind of hit you're gonna take when the studio sues the pants off you for breach of contract.

BoJack: They're suing me? Also, are you wearing comfortable shoes? Because that was a long road to walk to get to that punch line.

S02E10: Yes And

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bojack-says · 1 year

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I love you, too Mr. Peanutbutter. But I- I gotta go. I'm- Yeah, I'm building a school for deaf kids. The kids get jealous if I'm talking on the phone.

-Diane Nguyen, S02E10: Yes And

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bojack-says · 1 year

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Just because I've been drinking myself to sleep on your deck chairs and lying to my husband for the last week? Hey, there's a Cheez-it on the shelf. I knew I kept these things around for a reason.

-Diane Nguyen, S02E10: Yes And

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