Pairings: various x reader.
A/n: at this point I am just obsessed.
Airline employee: I’m sorry, your flight have been canceled.
Y/n: oh my my tea! What did it do, sis? Spill.
Akaashi: *visibly done with his life*
Yamaguchi: are you a cuddler?
Tsukishima: I’M THE SUPEREME LEADER, MASTER OF THE VOLLEYBALL COUR, FEARED BY ALL,SCOURGE OF THE GALAX-
Y/n: *stuffing Dino chicken nuggets in his mouth* yes. Yes, he is a cuddler.
Sugawara: [attempting to play Für Elise on the piano]
Y/n, singing: get a bucket and a mOp that’s a waaAAaap~ 😩
Y/n: [counting on their fingers]
Kita: all I asked for was your name..
Y/n: can you like shut the fuck up for a minute? I am cOncentrating.
Kuroo: are you drinking enough water?
Y/n: sometimes when I cry my tears get in my mouth.
Osamu: I want to see us grow old together.
Y/n: are you assuming I want to live?
Osamu: … are you okay?
Kageyama: what’s a period?
Y/n: … uterus wants a baby.
Y/n: person doesn’t have a baby.
Y/n: uterus wants a revenge.
Sugawara: one- I beg for one normal day with you, y/n!
Y/n: hey, I want to hear some advice.
Bokuto: you’re asking me for advice?!
Y/n: I am not going to take it! I just want to hear it!
Kuroo: [loosing his shit]
Okay, but imagine Bokuto doing this with Hinata after they score a point 😂
tonight i’m thinking about bokuto, atsumu & meian being the types to sleep directly on top of you, face in your neck, and you can’t sleep at all hoping they can’t hear the frantic pounding of your heart
// Gojo. No. Stop. Bad Gojo *sprits you with Hoky water* Still kinfa curious on what the paper is tho… Knowing Gojo. Uhm. Oop sorry ‘Tsumu~ it ain’t gonna be easy reeling Gojo in now haha.
// Oooooooo shit shots fired now now boys no fighting please 🥺 Taras Tavern is safe haven! Love my boys very much Baby Blue eyes and Owl Babe 💜💜
KOU!!! GFFHFDSS holy sheit ily sm!!! Haiiiiiii~ nice to see you in my anons boo 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
um :( imagine :(
bokuto :(( driving you to stare gaze :(
and you’re both :( laying on the hood of his car :( with his arm wrapped around you :(
and you’re all wow :( the stars are beautiful :(
and he’s staring at you and goes “yeah, sure is” :((
nd he’s kissing you like you’re the most precious thing in the whole world IM SOFT :((
Bokuto Koutarou Headcanon
feat. Bokuto, Oikawa, Aran, Atsumu
♡ a/n: I love this series but I am having a hard time writing these so forgive me if I take so long to write them
Akaashi: It’s dark in here.
Bokuto: Don’t worry, I got this.
Bokuto: [stomps his foot]
Bokuto: [Skechers light up]
A/N: i love love love bokuto san, just love him too, he needs it. this is super sweet, and yeah, i hate math.
“bokuto-san?” you whack him on the head with your pen, snorting at the way he whines, getting back to you from whatever he was thinking about. propably volleyball but who can blame him, it’s better than math anyway.
“i feel like dying,” he groans, falling back on his bed and yawning loudly with his voice cracking.
“how about i toss for you in the backyard?”
“really?” he perks up, suddenly interested and, apparently, alive.
“no. but we can just finish this.”
“ugh, you are just like akaashi, boring yet i stick with you.”
“more like we stick with you, koutarou.”
he pouts, shoulders slumping and hair falling just like his mood, and you can’t help the chuckle that escapes you, the sight is too comedic to ignore.
you stand up from your place on his soft floor carpet and join him on the bed, sitting on his lap and putting your hands in his hair. he does not push you away, which means he is okay but still sad and needs attention so you give it to him. little kisses on his cheeks, massage on his scalp with one hand, the other one carresing his face.
feeling him slowly snake his hands around your waist, you smile and lift his face up so you can see what’s the situation. he is smiling too, eyes shining at the affection and closing a little because it almost lulls him to sleep how you rake your fingers through his locks.
you notice that and place an unexpected kiss on his lips. it startles him at first but he gets into the process fastly, bending forward so you fall on your back, and climbs on top of you.
it’s sweet how excited he gets about kissing you, always eager to surprise you and make you feel good but you have to stop him. you do, lightly forcing his head back with your hand.
whining at the action, he pulls away and pouts again. “why’d you stop?”
you sigh and look at your left, where on the floor lays a stack of books and lots of inked papers full of formulas and different problems.
he sighs too and just falls on top of you with his face in your neck, breathing in deeply.
“i’m gonna cry.”
“no, kou-chan, come on,” you coo him, kissing his temple repeatedly and rubbing his shoulders. you know he is tired and you are tired too but the finals are soon and he has to get good grades. “i know you can do this, you are such a strong boy, yeah?”
he hums and nuzzles deeper in the crook of your neck.
“you are the ace of fukurodani.”
“and you are the best,” he smiles, lifting his head slightly, as if to see if you are not lying or bluffing.
“so it can’t be that hard for you to last a little longer, right?”
nodding his head, bokuto jumps off of you to get the papers and starts writing down something but then stops and looks at you again.
“you are the best. well, at least for me you really are.”
sincerity in his tone makes your smile spread wider; you also move to the floor and plant a kiss on his cheek before pointing at the paper in his hands and focusing on math.
“And that my friends, is how I came out to my new best friend”
thinking about how bokuto would definitely buy a guitar on amazon prime just bc you off-handedly said that guys who can play guitars are hot
bokuto, setting down a card: Ace of spades
akaashi, pulling out an Uno card: +4
kuroo, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
tsukishima, trembling: What are we playing