i forgot the worst part of posting fanfic is waiting for people to read / possibly interact with it, r i p to my sanity 

double rip bc it wasn’t a ship so the chances of people actually reading it?? w e l p

Rosie: Your husband disappeared, didn’t he?

Gypsy: That was his job. He was an illusionist.

Rosie: But he never reappeared.

Gypsy: He wasn’t a very good illusionist.

"Okay, what is the coolest thing you can do with your powers?" Connie asked.

"Oh I wanna see!" Kiddo commented excitedly.

Twoie put his hand on his chin as he thought. He didn't really have an opinion on this, mainly because he had been so focused on just mastering them for so long. Self healing came to mind, but he wasn't lobbing his head off in front of kids. It did make for a neat, if terrifying, party trick. One that usually waited for everyone around him to be very drunk before doing so they would think they imagined it after the fact.

Most of the things to do with his mind powers were out, mainly because the only ones that were visible were forms of mind control.

That left... oh, that would be fun.

Twoie smiled and took his hand off his chin, and with a theatrical snap of his fingers, opened a portal.

Kiddo looked on in awe, but Connie had scene it before. What neither of them were expecting was that he'd grab the hands and pull them through.

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The portal lead to the top of the steap hill that the temple was built against. The kids seemed confused about his choice of locale, so Twoie just moved right into his demonstration.

Sprinting toward the downward slope, Twoie summoned his shield, jumped, and moved it to his feet. With an enthusiastic exclamation that contained a lot more empathic projection than Twoie would normally have allowed, Twoie surfed on his shield down the grassy hill. Kiddo and Connie looking on in awe behind him.

When Twoie reached the bottom, he leaned into a sharp turn, and went back towards the hill. With a sharp kick, Twoie's shifted his body weight backwards and shot back up the slope. Reaching the top saw him rocket into the air, at which point he did some tricks to kill his momentum in order to not throw himself off of the cliff.

Twoie foated down with a smile on his face.

"That is the coolest thing I can do with my powers"

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(This is a bonus chapter, sense I didn't have the time to continue the story proper due to that requiring a lot more planning. Anyway, I hoped you enjoyed Twoie having actual fun).

Miya tells Reki and Langa play Just Dance one day.

Somehow they both end up punching each other in the face at the same time.

Miya posts the video to TikTok.

if you call bulma ‘bb’ are you like. is that a term of endearment or you just callin her by her initials

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i hate being wl7 im surrounded by insane xiao builds🫂

A pile of zines from @portlandbuttonworks ? YES, PLEASE. 💜💜💜

Hey does anyone have really niche memes of like, bro looking guys pointing encouragingly at the viewer that I can edit text onto, I need to tell my sister I appreciate how hard she’s trying w trans stuff, but also I can’t be emotionally sincere about it with a comedic buffer 🥰💅

I’m a simple woman. you put a halo on a character I like, I hit reblog

Observations of: Momma Jervis and his Two Traumatised Sons || BONUS PART

Part One

Part Two

Jonathan and Jerome saving / taking care of their pseudo-parent figure friend when he gets captured + Jerome showing off his new outfit to him.

*Cue Jervis showing his approval as animatedly as possible since he cant speak.* "Like yes, you look very nice Jerome." He has the Hatters seal of approval.

And Jon brings him clothes he likes/is more comfortable in, and his beloved top hat, which is the cutest. Happy Mothers Day Jervis.

*and Off with the headgear!* This is literally one of the softest/kindest things I've ever seen Jerome do and I love the moment ^^ And its for JERVIS-

SONS.

In conclusion, Jonathan and Jerome finally got a father worth his grill and I'm happy about it.

Ok but— we all agree that in modern!au Murphy plays electric guitar or drums or both and echo plays ukulele because she's that soft and they do duets together and his favorite song is DILLIGAF and murphy has dyslexia so sometimes she spells it wrong and echo helps him because she is a good friend and knows that he feels bad about it—, right?

Right?

WIP line chain game!!

i was tagged by @dickwheelie tyyy :D <3

rules: write the latest line from your WIP and tag as many people as there are words

its a wooden overcoats crossover fic and it is supremely stupid because i thought of a funny idea and ran with it, i think i might finish it though! anyways:

“Oh dear God someone make him stop before I vomit all over the place.”

i’m not tagging 15 people but i will tag @ruewrites @vore-dog​ @legendsandlor​ and any mutuals that wanna participate!!

Sometime an friendship could between an narrastic forgien prince, an weed-smoking chill ebny, and an punk goth agender

I  realized  that  cecilias  must  have  been  important  to  the  Sal  Vindagnyr  nation  since  to  get  the  Scribe’s  Box  you  can  only  offer  him  cecilias,  not  any  other  flowers ...  and  then  I  got  🥺  thinking  about  how  Albedo’s  favorite  flower  is  also  the  cecilia

hey guys   !   I promise I am okay  ,  my muse for catherine just decided to yeet into the ocean or something DX in the meantime  ,  come follow my lili blog  !  link is here  ,  i’ll be so glad to write with y’all again !!

angelic office worker huening kai ♡ to do ep. 47

bonus:

Day off turned into “Fuck we gotta clean the whole fucking house despite our depression/exaustion stint because the Landlord and Property Owner are coming to take pictures to reevaluate the property since our companies changed!” :))))))

Skim "Brunei Investment" tipu RM1.96 juta dalam setengah tahun

Skim itu tidak pernah melakukan apa-apa pelaburan yang sebenar, tetapi memberi pulangan kepada pelabur dengan rekrut peserta baharu. #malaysiagazette

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