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cryptidclaw · 5 months
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Bignose ref sheet!
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As i have given myself and several other ppl brainrot for this sillie dog, I decided I must give him a ref sheet, the thing I do for all my ocs who i am obsessed with.... I just really like making ref sheets tbh.
I also added some bonus info on the boy to the sheet as well!
(Bignose Origin Post here!)
me rambling about bignose below v
impotent facts:
he is a Warrior of Singingclan (a clan within the Whisperingclan universe hehe)
he is mostly a hunter as well as a border guard, he mostly just scares of trespassers with his presence... he is also great at taking down foxes and badgers if they were on the territory!
His momma is Margoldheart the head perma-Queen of the clan (and the most stubborn woman alive), his brother is Littlehowl (someone suggested that suffix and omg its so cute i had to use it!) the extrovert of the two brothers, and his mate/boyfriend is Chicken- a Coydog who lives on the edge of the territory and gets away with trespassing bec everyone loved Bignose being happy.
Singingclan is probably the kindest clan ever? they are super welcoming to outsiders... and while hesitant about a dog in the clan, they quickly grew to love Bignose and view him as a core clan member.
bignose has general anxiety, though it's not extreme, it just makes him a bit more worried generally. he has big social anxiety tho and is especially awkward around people he doesn't know, which is why he dislikes meeting the other clans. he also dislikes meeting them because they are not as trusting and as kind to him as his clan, sometimes being openly hostile.
he can actually be very intimidating if he wants to, and is very practiced in his scary dog performance for border protection.
Bignose is banned from battle, by agreement of all the clans because he would murk all of them he was literally bred to hunt wolves.
i have absolutely no clue how a tiny borzoi puppy ended up in the woods... dont worry about it.
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sigmalaussene · 24 days
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Top ten weird ways Oswald Cobbepot gets called in Gotham
As I was rewatching Gotham, I decided to write down every name that people in the show canonically call Oswald Cobblepot aka the Penguin. It was a wild ride. Please enjoy
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10. "Funny looking fellow"
(season one)
We start with a simple one. This isn't even an insult, it's just a fact. He is, indeed, a funny looking fellow. I'm pretty sure they say it more than once too.
9. "The Dapper Gangland Kingpin"
(season two)
This one it's just silly, especially since it was written on a newspaper. Just... that's kind of weird ? Idk it's silly it makes me chuckle
8. "Yellow rat snitch"
(season one)
We start getting a little weirder. Why a rat? And, more importantly, why yellow???
7. "Stupid lame birdbrain"
(season four)
Just so mean. Especially since this scene it's his dumb husband making a room full of people chant it
6. "Golden goose"
(season one)
Right back to season one and it's incredible dialogue. This one is particularly amazing thanks to Oswald's reply to it, which was, of course: "Honk honk". I can't even start to describe that scene. It's a classic.
5. "Beaky nosed freak"
(season five)
Definitely the best nickname the last season had to offer. Like, you know that moment when a guy kills your bestfriend/girlfriend and you call him the silliest name you can think of? This is one of those times.
4. "Sad little breadhead"
(season two)
This one from never fails. Imagine it delivered with the most condicending tone in the world. Just amazing. Makes me laugh every time.
3. "Scaley faced bitch"
(season one)
This is the first one in the show, directly from the first episode. I am a firm supporter of calling men bitches when they deserve it, and he did, so I wholeheartedly approve this message. Adding the scaley face part just makes it more poetic.
2. "Fruitcake leprechaun"
(season two)
This. This is the one that started it all. It was thinking about this one that I decided that this rewatch I was gonna write down all the nicknames. I dont know if it has something to do with english not being my first language, so I don't have the background of the word "fruitcake" used as an homophobic remark, but this name is one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life.
1. "Limping little chickenbutt second banana"
(season one)
This couldn't not be on the first place. I am obsessed with the writers of this show, i want to get inside their brains. Because like what does it mean? How did they come up with this? I need to know every thought that crossed their mind for them to write this. This is art. This is poetry. Incredible. Amazing. Absolutely insane. Kudos to the actor who played Maroni because if they gave me that line I wouldn't be able to say it with a straight face.
Bonus:
(For the fans, he is also called "the only thing Nygma cares about". Just... you know, in case you forgot)
Some recurrent nicknames are: "Pengy", "Ozzie", "freak", "cockroach", "punk", bird related names (bird/birdman, feathered friend, chicken, turkey...) and "little"/"tiny" followed by almost anything (man, friend, dirtbag, bastard, creep, twerp, freak, weasel...)
His haircut is described as "disco vampire hair" at one point (another classic)
He is also called "specimen", which is really funny, and "dewdropper"?? for some reason I don't remember but it was in my notes and I couldn't ignore it lmao
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lolbital · 13 days
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My hazbin hotel ship opinions!
• staticradio: my favorite, my obsession, my life. It is very obvious in the show that Vox is obsessed with Alastor. The most common opinion in the community is that it’s one-sided, but I like to think Alastor pulled away because he was afraid of his reciprocated feelings towards Vox.
•radiorose: This is my second favorite Alastor ship. They are super cute and they’re quite perfect for eachother. I just enjoy their friendship too much to actively ship them.
•radioapple: I only understand this ship because it seems like they have existing tension, but otherwise I don’t enjoy it. Alastor and Lucifer’s relationship was never expanded on beyond their immediate rivalry. Maybe if season 2 gives them more interactions or a backstory I will be able to get behind this ship a little more, but I really can’t see this as anything more than a boring rivals to lovers trope.
•staticmoth: It’s okay, but I don’t see them as much more than a sexual relationship. I don’t think Valentino is capable of genuine love.
•polyvees: I see Velvette as more of a younger sister or daughter to the other vees. This is just my preference! I don’t think this ship is necessarily bad.
•bombsnake: I think they’re cute. Unfortunately I don’t think Cherri really has returned feelings for Pentious. Based on their interactions she just seems interested in experimenting sexually with him because of his anatomy. I could be wrong though, so I’m very open to this ship!
•Charlastor: I see Alastor as a father figure or older brother to Charlie. Especially after the Hell’s greatest dad song, I just can’t ever see them in a romantic situation. I am not against the ship, but I personally don’t like it.
•Chaggie: I have nothing bad to say about them! Their relationship is healthy and I think they’re perfect for eachother. I particularly enjoy the fact that Vaggie was an ex-exterminator because it truly promotes Charlie’s idea of redemption. I am going to be extremely upset if Vaggie gets redeemed and gets seperated from her gf.
•radiodust: most people who ship this probably still have the pilot in mind. They don’t interact a whole lot in the show, and I see this as more of a crackship than anything.
•huskerdust: It looks like they’re going to be getting a slow burn relationship and I’m so happy about that. I like to think that Husk is refusing Angel’s advances because he knows he’s only doing it because of hypersexuality at first. I’m 99% sure that is what is canon too. I want to see their relationship grow.
•radiohusk: I am sorry but I can’t get behind this whatsoever. Husk absolutely hates Al, and Al owns him. There is no equality in this relationship, and it would get toxic very quickly.
•radiomaid: I love their dynamic but only as friends. I know Nifty is an adult, but she acts so childish and Alastor still owns her. I don’t like the power imbalance and maturity gap.
•alastor/lilith: if the theory that Lilith owns Alastor is true, then I am interested to see if we get a backstory about them, or what they might’ve been doing for 7 years. As of now I am neutral.
•guitarspear: these two menaces belong together. It seems like Lute really cares about Adam too which is an added bonus.
•Adamsapple: definitely a crackship. I don’t know what to say other than I find it amusing.
•valdust: I despise this ship. There is a very abusive power, and it is proven that Anthony is nothing more than an object in Val’s eyes. There is no love here, just manipulation.
•royalhalo: cute, but even better if It’s poly with Vaggie. If emily becomes a fallen angel, Charlie could have two gfs and I stand behind that.
•lucilith: I hope they get back together. Lilith better have a good reason for leaving.
•Vaggie/Angeldust: most probably ship this because they were likely a longtime viv follower. I’m not against this ship necessarily, but I could never get behind it. Maybe I just adore chaggie and huskerdust too much.
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mqonlighting · 1 year
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spideypool thoughts because i am back in my sm/dp phase and loving every goddamn second of it !!
- something about the way their dynamic is actually healthy??? yeah no FUCK the i-can-change-him idea, but rather the I-CAN-CHANGE-FOR-HIM idea??? obsessed and I love it in terms of spideypool
- i am ABSOLUTELY SMITTEN for the legendary fics where spidey gets jealous of himself and is left in a state of pure shock about it whenever wade’s swooning over his latest crush peter parker like SOMETHING ABOUT IT IS SO PETER OF PETER TO DO AND ITS FUNNY AND MAKES FOR A DELICIOUS IDENTITY REVEAL
- coming up to the topic of identity reveals I have a LOT to say about them, first of all I find them so important to the progression of wade and peter’s relationship. it’s important because maybe, on a more practical level, peter feels like wade has so much at his disposal to exploit his identity — but it’s that exact mindset that makes the big moment so special. who peter is behind the mask is him in a state of vulnerability; at the end of the day, spider-man is everyone’s shield and their great savior and protector — including peter’s. he feels like he has to be so strong and brave all the time and have his guard up, but the moment he takes off the mask, it means that he trusts you with his fragmented pieces and trusts that you won’t break them any further. NOW TAKE THAT IN THE CONTEXT OF SPIDEYPOOL, WHERE PETER FEELS LIKE HE HAS TO HATE WADE BECAUSE WADE IS WHO HE IS BUT HE TRUSTS HIM ANYWAYS AND DOESNT KNOW WHY. gold
- this is something that’s like said a lot but there’s something so interesting about the fact that wade and peter as characters actually have very similar principles and characteristic points — they’re both funny, both use humor and quippage to cope with the turmoil and struggle constantly thrown at them, and they were both thrown into the deep end at young age. where their characters begin to diverge are the morals and ideas formed by their unique and individual traumatic experiences and coping experiences. for example, if ben hadn’t died and peter’s rageful side and irresponsibility only consumed him, who’s to say he wouldn’t have become a murderous killer the same way wade was? or even a mercenary the same way Wade did to try and support himself financially and care for his family? and if wade had grown up in a supportive household and learned the price of his actions, who’s to say he wouldn’t have become a hero like peter? EXPERIENCES BUILD CHARACTERS AND THESE TWO HAVE SUCH INTRICATE CHARACTERS
- something about their perceptions of one another physically. I TALKED ABOUT THIS IN ONE OF MY REPOSTS but the way peter is just an average, pretty good-looking guy and every time I write wade describing his features, it’s not “he’s hot” or “he’s sexy” or “he’s a model” but rather the small things no one would find beautiful or even unique about anyone. big, chocolate brown eyes, crooked, bashful smiles, the way he forgets to push up his glasses — literally who the fuck would care other than a person madly in love? EXACTLY.
- in correlation to the previous point, FICS WHERE PETER REASSURES WADE HE’S GORGEOUS IN EVERY WAY AND MEANS EVERY SINGLE WORD. if you love someone TRULY, nothing can be ugly about them. and peter sees the scars and wade thinks he’ll hate it but in reality peter adores it and thinks wade is unique and beautiful and interesting and all of that. AGH warms my lonely lonely heart
- wade would be very happy to do the upside down kiss. this is in fact a fic idea so by any means please treat this as a prompt
- BOTH DISASTERS BUT BOTH EACH OTHER’S DISASTERS!! look I love tired x hyper but something about these two being absolute hurricanes of awkwardness and then bonding over their weird ass references with occasional hints of tired x hyper banter makes my heart sing I honestly just love them (BONUS POINTS IF THE HINTS OF TIRED X HYPER IS DEADPOOL MAKING A FLIRTY STEAMY COMMENT, PETER GETTING FLUSTERED, AND THEN PETER TRIES TO HIDE IT WITH A TIRED EXHAUSTED ANGRY LINE OF DIALOGUE) or perhaps peter realizing Deadpool is a fun guy and unknowingly doing everything in his power to hang out with him mayhaps?????
anyways yep!! some of my incoherent head-empty-only-spideypool thoughts that I would like to share with the class ! < andd not to be a shameless self promoter but if you would like to see these thoughts written out then I’m on ao3 wink wink cough cough >
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poomphuripan · 3 months
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10 BL Boys I Want Carnally To Love, Take Care and Cuddle With Every Night
@bunnakit awww thank you for the tag 🫶 as an asexual i can't say i spent much time thinking about fucking anyone (so coming up with this list was really hard ;_;) but if any of these characters propositioned... i would NOT say no 😉
10. Phob (Something In My Room)
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if there is an award for cutest ghost of all time in a BL series, i think Phob will take home easily. Phob deserves better sex. my meow meow friendly ghost Phob, i will tuck you in bed my ghost sweetie 🥺🫶
9. Shao Fei (History 3: Trapped)
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my righteous cop with a strong sense of justice, i really love Shao Fei so much. Shao Fei doesn't beat around the bush and is really straightforward with his wants, I LOVE HE!
8. Khuafah (Sky In Your Heart)
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Khuafah, the HOT CHARMING doctor that you are. i would volunteer to get sick every day just to visit him 🫠
7. Gene (Lovely Writer)
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if Gene ever needs to write a straight romance novel, i'm happy to make out with him for research purposes 😉
6. Pisaeng (Be My Favorite)
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most patient boyfriend who tries super hard to get you plushies? yea i would bang Pisaeng in a heartbeat, no doubt. in fact, i believe Pisaeng would be considerate and wait for me to be ready (Pisaeng babe i'm always ready for you 😉)
5. Tennoji Haru (Trillion Game)
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while Trillion Game is DEFINITELY not BL, but Meguro Ren was in Kieta Hatsukoi so my boy should get a PASS 😤 Haru is confident yet humble, self-proclaimed selfish yet always selfless. god i love competent men *swoons* Trillion Game is out on Netflix, please check out my boy Haru and his boy(friend) Gaku and their start-up adventure together 🥺👉👈.
4. Charn (Laws of Attraction)
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while i can't guarantee that i can give Charn a good time, i believe that as a fellow lawyer i can assist Charn with any case work he got. Like i said, i am a sucker for competent men 😮‍💨.
3. Tangmo (Great Men Academy)
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you don't understand how obsessed i am with the og golden retriever, nation's boyfriend, Tangmo. it's been 4? years... i have not let him go... gentle soft boi but great at judo too? i think Tangmo and i should have our wrestling sessions ending up as makeout sessions.
2. Joe (My Stand In)
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this is kind of a cheat but i've read the original novel for My Stand In (Professional Body Double by Shui Qian Cheng) and i can confirm Joe/Zhou Xiang is the sweetest soul, most precious, unluckiest gay ever (Ming, you are on sight, watch it sir or imma steal Joe away). i'm super excited for My Stand In because i hope i get to fall in love with Joe once again the way i fell super hard, head over heels for him when i finished this danmei novel within less than 24 hours. (was this shameless PR for Poom Phuripan's new BL series next year? yes, yes it absolutely was 🤗)
1. Khun Yai and Jom (I Feel You Linger In The Air)
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if i don't have a gentle lover like Khun Yai Kritsada Palathip or a soft boyfriend like Jom Ravit Pittayanan then what's the POINT. i want both of them so BAD. also isn't it such a crime that Yai lives his entire life the rest of his live in celibacy, having fucked only ONE person (the love of his life) in his lifetime. LET ME IN. i will love both of you equally.
+ bonus: Chef Guy (Bake Me Please)
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did you REALLY think i was gonna end my list without current loml, our resident sad boi, considerate and caring Chef Guy? 😅 Guy deserves a spot on here because well i'm absolutely feral for this man. Guy is just the nicest guy and i will literally do anything for him. Guy had me at hello but my heart truly broke when he comforted Peach saying he doesn't want to see Peach who's given him so much positivity, cry 😭.
oooooh that was soooo hard ;_; i love all these characters, maybe one day i need to start listing the female characters i'd totally hypothetically bang too because WOMEN ARE HOT 🔥.
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wishitweresummer · 1 year
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I am so obsessed with Mushie's Dream with a back death spot chats! The back as a death spot is so cute, because it's so difficult to shield your back. It's an easy pin spot but it's also obvious what spot they're going for if they start to turn you over. Just the thought of Dream being somewhat out of breath from wrestling Sapnap on the floor, eventually coming out on the bottom because despite being so small, that boy is freakishly strong. And the look of absolute panic when he realizes Sapnap is in fact turning him on his stomach. He's a little to late to fight back as Sapnap is already in his hips, but he tries to squirm his way out or to at least cover it but a simple upper rib squeeze completely incapacitates him long enough for his to cross his arms behind him and pin them to his back by his forearms. His hands can't reach anything, he can barely move now, and Sapnap now has full access to his upper and lower back, so the only thing he can to is plead and try to bargain.
Bonus points if he asks Sapnap to hold one or both of his hands while he does it "for grounding purposes"
(Hiii I’m very late I know oh my god, Sleepy thank you so much for this!!!)
I just love the idea of Dream and Sapnap always play fighting. Like, I know they have been since day oneeeee.
Dream coming up out of nowhere and dropping half his weight on Sapnap from behind. Sapnap stumbling and grumbling and trying to shrug the weight off until Dream is dropping it more and more until they are on the floor.
“Dream!!”, he huffs. (He always tries to sound annoyed, but it always has that tinge of fondness)
Light punches and shoving turns to them rolling across the carpet. Headlocks. Aggressive hair ruffling. Side grabs. Rib knuckling. Dream has that breath-stealing wheezing laugh that drags all the strength out of him. This is how Sap can get the upperhand~~
Dream is bigger though right? Stronger. Bigger.
So if Sapnap wants to get the best of him he has to be aggressive and smart.
Okay so find the biggest area on Dream to tickle~~
Sapnap’s on top and he’s trying to flip Dream like a pancake when the taller boy gets that panicked look, then hes screaming bloody murder.
“No! Sapnap DON’T!!!!” (Oh he will~)
Sap skillfully squeezes at Dream’s upper ribs to lock him up and then pins his arms to his back as he presses him to the ground.
A spidered hand up Dream’s back has him giggling hysterically. It’s breathless and adorable. He kicks at the ground as he curses Sapnap’s life and height and valorant skills and…incoherently babbles.
This spot always makes Dream just a little crazy. There is just so much space. The ticklish feeling hits everywhere as Sapnap’s cruel fingers explore his back.
He fades into apologies.
I headcannon Dream as always begging fast as hell. That boy has no shame.
Sapnap’s mean, though. Spends time searching Dream’s large back for every spot that draws out the best wheezes and squeals.
He needs to get his fill before Dream escapes~~
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burnthatbridge · 2 years
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hiii! i was wondering if you know any good buddie fics where they don’t know eachother yet/where they meet somewhere else than the firehouse? even better if they aren’t firefighters?
Hey 😊
Initially, I thought I was going to have to say I wasn’t the person to ask. Because I’ve always thought of myself as someone who prefers them already to know one another in fic (because I’m a sucker for when they’re already basically married best friends and they’re desperately pining for each other). But then I started thinking about it and was like, well, there’s this fic. And that one. And also that other one. Oh! And what about… You get the gist.
So, uh, here’s, like, ten that I absolutely love 💖
see you later (and love you just a little more) by @hattalove
i.e. trapped in an elevator meet cute See, the thing I think I won’t like about first meetings, especially in short fic, is that it won’t feel reasonable for them to feel how I want them to feel about one another in such a short space of time. But this is Kris’, so of course there’s some kind of sorcery in here that makes it incredible and the epitome of reasonable for me to be in love with this.
and we can stay all day by @trippedandfell
i.e. buck is a zoologist and both eddie and i are obsessed with him Social media shenanigans, Buck spouting animal facts and wearing a hat, Chris at the zoo with Buck and Eddie. What more could you want?
you were a stranger in my phonebook I was acting like I knew by @buddienights
i.e. ta eddie student buck I’m surprised I didn’t break my phone with how compulsively I refreshed tumblr when this was releasing serially on here.
Breathe by @kitkatpancakestack
i.e. eddie and chris summer in california and buck is a surf instructor Please, I love this fic so much. Everyone has different jobs in this and it’s so great to see the firefam as still that, even without the fire aspect. Also, super atmospheric – you can practically hear and smell the ocean!
Keep the Evenings Long by @littlespoonevan
i.e. technically eddie’s a firefighter but buck’s a bartender at a bar that is prone to 911 call-outs I adored this – so much fun! This is a Coyote Ugly AU and I haven’t actually seen the movie, but I watched the related scene linked to in the fic notes for context and now I want to watch it! But this works so well for buddie, and bar owner Athena was A+++.
The Truth of Love (Amas Veritas) by @littlespoonevan
i.e. another au of a movie i haven’t seen (practical magic) 
This is so good! I love the magic elements, I love Buck’s relationships with Maddie and with Bobby, and I extra love Eddie as Detective Diaz in this. 
Like Any Unloved Thing by @hmslusitania
i.e. the perfect halloween fic feat. private detective eddie and sort-of-a-ghost buck 
I am sold on anything ghosty, but this exceeded my wildest expectations. And this is also a super atmospheric one, so its perfect for Halloween (or when you wish it was Halloween!).
Let My Ink Stain Your Pages by @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels
i.e. castle au that i completed (unlike the show…)
Fabulous! You may have picked up on a trend now, but Detective Diaz my beloved.
Your Fingerprints Smeared on My Heart (Lead Me Back to You) by @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels
i.e. reincarnated soulmate cowboys
You’ve probably already read this one, but if you haven’t, you absolutely should. In part of this they are firefighters and have had their canon meeting, but I still think it counts as alternate first meeting and different jobs given the other part. And even if it didn’t you still should read it. Or read it again, if you already have. 
Bonus:
a bleeding sun on a silver screen by @hoediaz
i.e. actors au that i haven’t read but i will Okay, so, I’m cheating by including this one. But I know it’s going to be incredible. I’m vibrating just thinking about how good it’s going to be. So, yeah, preemptively having it on this list.
I know there are others I’ve read that aren't coming to mind right now (please forgive me – my new job has me head empty as soon as I get home), and that there will be others that I haven’t read. So if anyone knows any that fit the request, please leave them in a comment!
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sorcerous-caress · 4 months
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Don't worry I'm definitely not rushing!! There's so much content and I'm still learning- stuff like wizards and warlocks scare me since they seem so complicated so I've been using Karlach and Lazael since they seem more straight forward for now. Astarion is definitely my favorite playstyle though- I've always loved Ninjas so being able to do 2 bonus actions is...*so* nice! Yeah- I can't say I'm surprised at the fixation 😅
Admittedly, I do absolutely adore him and am looking forward to writing for him; already have a fic in progress in fact- but I've seen a very similar thing happen to another character where he's either made entirely negative and insane or entirely positive and has to be "protected" when it's really a mix of both. Some parts of fandom I think are just like that 😅 Glad I found here and other more indie blogs who focus on npcs and niches though too so I get a wider variety!!
I'm so weak to being patronized and being talked to all condescending like and I just imagine this mean, bully male drow just targeting this crybaby Human in camp. They try to act all tough, but the drow just knows they're being a brat so he'll put them in their place. He's so damn *mean*- and he only gets worse when they run to their camp mates for help, or to hide. He steals your diary, telling you to "come get it" in a note he leaves them and they have no choice but to reluctantly leave their camp mates tent to go into the forest. It's dark- and even with their weapons, the Human's hypervigilant- but they still get taken off guard. Pulled back against a tree by their fragile little throat. Reading their most personal thoughts to blackmail them- ugh. Their crush in camp- how desperate they are, maybe even their secret kinks and desires? Gods, I'm so weak.
Oh God- or imagine a Human who's *scared* of the dark? Or a Drow who makes them scared of the dark by constantly frightening them during it? The predator/prey dynamic? *Please*. Also, self-indulgent(like all this *isn't* lmao-) because I'm sick atm and can't take large pills but Drow watching a Human work themself up to taking the medicine and just- taking it himself and then kissing them to force it in their mouth, not breaking it till they swallow, purple fingers dragging down their throat to make them shiver and raise thier shoulders. You've ruined me author. I can't do this. 😭 When I transfer my side blog to my new main blog I may have to write something for this dynamic because of you. So glad I could make your day a little brighter like you do ours lovely! Thank you for all that you do, as always! Sorry this is so long- the writer inspiration hit out of nowhere lol ❤️ -S
Fuck yeah ninja Astarion, let's fucking go!
That sounds wonderful anon, feel free to share your fic whenever you're finished <3 I'm sure it will be amazing.
And god yes, you get it, the whole human kink thing. Especially how condcending the elves would be with it, fuck especially the drows who already think they're above other elves.
Like maybe the other species keep their restraints a bit while in the party with the human, as much as their mind runs wild, they attempt to show some decorum and dignity. Only act like the perverts they are when the human isn't watching.
But once the male drow joins them? He's picking on the pathetic little human on his first day. Pulling and picking at your clothes, asking if humans really just walk around wearing slutty clothes all day?
He probably gets off on tormenting you, reminding you how he's hundreds of years older than you so you should shush your pretty little mouth and let him do what he wants, afterall aren't you humans so obsessed with showing respect for age? Then show him the respect he deserves whenever he pulls you on his lap, out of the blue and without a care to whoever is watching.
It's like second nature to him how casually he demeans your entire being, everything you ever hoped to achieved he probably has already, every place you wanted to see or travel to he has already seen, most historical events you read about he has lived through himself.
So in every way, he tells you that he clearly better than you. So don't go whining whenever he steals your diary and taunts you with all of your embarrassing secrets, or whenever he takes something precious from you and make you beg for him to give it back.
He teaches you some words in drow elvish, excepts they're completely not what he told you they meant. Watching you confidently call yourself his personal slut when you thought you were saying something else. Refuses to give you his name, makes you use all of these titles that are so humiliating to yell outloud midbattle, but he won't help you if you don't use them so poor you.
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felizusnavidad · 21 days
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fave lyrics from "i know him"?
another fun song, we all love the king lol. my fave lyrics:
they say george washington's yielding his power and stepping away, is that true? i wasn't aware that was something a person could do - ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH
oceans rise, empires fall, next to washington they all look small - once again, i love the repetition of oceans rise empires fall, the fact that i knew absolutely nothing about musicals before watching hamilton & now i am literally obsessed with the way composers build themes for each character & i just really want to scream right now this is so fascinating & my head is gonna explode
all alone, watch them run, they will tear each other into pieces, jesus christ, this will be fun! - i love king george lol
honorable mention: da da da da da da da da da da-
bonus: don't really know what i could give you today so just watch this:
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redrobin-detective · 2 years
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Hello I am ALSO obsessed with your outed au & it has given me brainworms & my own headcanons. I raise you this: The Bat villains (esp Deathstroke & Ra's) are absolutely APPALLED & DEEPLY INSULTED that the Bats don't all have red bands, which basically indirectly say they're not dangerous villains, and they make it EVERYONE'S problem until the gov't finally gives in. Bonus Talia: "What do you mean my baby isn't highly dangerous? I am insulted"
Honestly there's lots of fights about within the League, Batfam and yeah the villains bc if you got taken down by a brat in a green (low level) band then what does that say about you as a villain?? The fact that Batman is only orange upsets a lot of people. B doesn't care, it's just another tool used to control supers also hey guys I may be Batman but I still don't have any powers remember?
The Batkids absolutely are losing their minds over it. They want to at least make it to orange level like dad. Queue insane crimefighting shenanigans to prove to the government that they're dangerous. They're almost granted it just to get them to STOP.
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maruyaaya · 1 year
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Hey Imeda! I am Low! I read your Pandalily fic recently and I adored it! I saw that you haven't had this account long and since I can't peruse/stalk your account to satiate my curiosity I've decided to inquire here :) I hope you don't mind.
Do you have any specific Pandora or Lily headcanons you can share? Do you have any WIPs in the works? Do you have any songs you are listening to on repeat right now? What are the top 5 ships that are giving you the most insistent brain rot currently?
And finally, I am done pestering you and I'm wishing you a day full of wonder <3
OMG HI LOW!! yes absolutely i am always happy to talk about pandalily they are my beloveds <3 yeah i set up this acc relatively recently bc i wanted a fresh start for my ao3 and i haven’t really had the chance to do much on it yet (i am unfortunately a full time university student) but i am so happy you sent an ask bc i am always excited to talk to ppl!! feel free to send more asks or even dm me for whatever reason!!
i’m gonna do the pandalily headcanons last bc i have so many of them, but firstly do i have any wips:
oh i ABSOLUTELY have wips. i actually am the worst at starting wips and never finishing them, but as for main ones i’m working on rn, i have a prongsfoot wip that’s currently around 50k words 75% done, a marauders x daisy jones & the six au, a (you have to hear me out on this one okay bc i know nobody ships this but me BUT HEAR ME OUT) friends with benefits sirius x barty fic that’s about half done, and another pandalily fic that is basically just taking shape but i don’t have much to say about it yet (im actually just the worst multishipper ever and i ship my favourite character, sirius, with every single person who dares to so much as breathe in his direction)
songs on repeat
ok so i am totally willing to just link my spotify, in fact: here and i have a pandalily playlist in the works here, but specifically, i’ve had never love an anchor by the crane wives, three by sleeping at last, and funeral by phoebe bridgers on loop over and over as well as the entire daisy jones & the six album.
top 5 ships giving me brainrot
1. PRONGSFOOT!! prongsfoot is forever in my head as one of my fav ships ever
2. pandalily! i absolutely adore their dynamic and the little version of them that i have created in my head
3. rosekiller. i think this is a relatively unpopular opinion but i am so intrigued by their dynamic and i’m currently in the process of drafting a LONG fic about them but i haven’t done much work on it yet
4. dorlene. UGH MY OG ENEMIES TO LOVERS i am forever obsessed with them and i can’t believe i haven’t written them yet
5. normally i’d have jegulus around here i think but currently i’ve been having intensive brainrot about the idea of a dynamic between barty and sirius. i think they’re two characters who are very similar and yet hate each other and i think it’s really interesting to explore a two sides of the same coin dynamic between them and idk i have a lot of thoughts about them i could absolutely rant for a very long time abt the sirius/barty dynamic i have in my head
bonus bc it isn’t a marauders ship but my favourite ship of ALL TIME is soukoku, aka dazai/chuuya from bungou stray dogs. i like them a Normal amount (i’m crazy abt them)
and now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for, here are a few of my pandalily headcanons that i can think of off the top of my head
first of all, my fav pandalily song is trouble by halsey. it’s literally them. that’s their dynamic to me
pandora’s much more open about her oddness and want for Blood while lily is more closed off about it. it’s still there—absolutely still there—but pandora kind of awakens it in her and helps her to realize that it’s okay to show that part of her
they met through james and regulus and often go on double dates with them
they absolutely get matching tattoos. probably ethel cain lyrics or something abt the inherent eroticism of cannibalism idk
my favourite headcanon is that pandora and evan are twins and evan tries to get lily the shovel talk when he meets her for the first time, but actually just ends up half in love with her bc he thinks she’s so cool
speaking of, evan and lily joke that they’re going to run away and elope so that evans name could be evan evans and pandora thinks it’s the funniest thing ever
bonus headcanon that evan is the older twin by a few minutes but pandora tells everyone that she is and he doesn’t correct her
they watched bones and all together and every 5 minutes they would whisper “this is so us” to each other
they absolutely LOVE baking together. they do it at least once a week and they make cookies or cupcakes or something and decorate them like pinterest photos and give them to their friends
they have two shared pinterest boards. one is really cutesy baking ideas and cute room decor inspo and the other is full of quotes abt cannibalism and blood and eating each other whole. they treasure both of these boards equally
lily is the biggest taylor swift fan ever and she makes pandora listen to her songs together. pandora moderately enjoys taylor swift, but will listen to her constantly to please lily. lily’s favourite song is this is me trying and pandora likes cowboy like me
they give each other flowers all the time (notably lilies ofc). pandora can’t stand to watch them die and always presses them and keeps them all in a little notebook with the date they got them
they’re obsessed with biting each other. like not even just during sex, they do it all the time. they’ll be watching a movie and pandora will just reach over and bite lily’s shoulder for fun
their favourite show to watch together is hannibal. they’re crazy about it. they rewatch it all the time to an unhealthy extent
they often say really strange declarations of love to each other in front of other people like “i want to eat you down to the bones” or “i want to rip open your skin and crawl inside your kidneys and sleep in there” and everyone around them just laughs nervously and can’t tell if they’re serious or not
i probably rambled much more than i needed to but i am always very excited to talk!!
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Hi! First of all, I'm completely in love with odnb! I had never read a fanfic that knew how to use the canon universe and its facts in this way, and it fascinates me. The characters, their stories, personality, how they have grown over the years, I really feel that it's something that would happen if we had the opportunity to see them as adults. I also loved this more mature vibe, as well as the Miraculous powerups! I absolutely love everything about the story, I even started shipping couples that I didn't consider before like Feligami and Lukzoé (I love Lukagami and I didn't really know who to ship with with Felix or Zoé). So I wanted to thank you for bringing this story to the fandom in times of hiatus <3 I also wanted to know what you thought the mbti of the characters in this story is, if you haven't already answered it! I saw your analysis of the enneagram and all this about personalities is a very interesting topic, especially when building a story with consistent characters. Again, thank you for creating this wonderful story <3
omg thank you for the kind words 😭 i'm really honored to know you think i did such a good job with odnlb. i've worked really hard on plot and characterization, so it's heartwarming to hear your praise on that. i'm also glad to hear you're liking my pairings :DDDD it's because i'm obsessed with personality stuff that i thought they'd go well together!
i'm not gonna claim to be half as knowledgable about the mbti types as i am about enneagram types, but i did my best best for u anon ❤️ this was a well spent bit of time!
marinette: enfj - "the protagonist." her energy is Extraverted (directed outwards), her intake of information is INtuitive (she sees potential and interpretation), she focuses on Feeling (who she can help), and her plans are Judging (she's got a checklist and backup plan for everything).
adrien: infp - "the mediator." ack can't believe i'm the same mbti type as adrien we're literally so different. anyways he's got Introverted energy (meaning it's focused inward), INtuitive information intake (sees potential), Feels a lot (deeply compassionate), and is Prospecting (go-with-the-flow).
just gonna put their types now, but lmk what you think! :)
felix: intj - "the architect"
chloe: enfp - "the campaigner"
luka: isfp - "the adventurer"
kagami: istj - "the logistician"
lila: esfp - "the entertainer"
gabriel: intp - "the logician"
Bonus:
alya: estj - "the executive"
nino: isfp - "the adventurer"
zoe: infj - "the advocate"
this was really fun to do! i loved it. thank you so much for the ask!
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uku-lelevillain · 6 months
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i’m gonna go on a whole rant because i’ve been speaking to myself for the past 20 minutes so enjoy my internal monologue (about my journey into lco brainrot and how much i love you guys)
leigh bardugo finally started posting new stuff about campaigning for s3 of shadow and bone and getting that soc spin-off and everything and my whole rant led me to being even more emotional over lockwood and co
because up til march i was still deep into six of crows it was by far my favorite books and i thought about those characters every day that whole spiel, s2 came out i bawled my eyes out as one does because the cast is incredible and phenomenal and everything but in retrospect that season was a huge joke plot wise but that’s not my point
and to comfort myself after the kanej scenes and jesper’s arc and kaz’s arc and all that i started reading lockwood and co as a pallet cleanser of sorts but lmao i devoured them and jumped from one obsession to another
anyway this whole thought process came back in mind when i saw leigh’s stories on insta and looking back at this whole obsession journey 2023 edition i am overpowered by the fact that i don’t miss my soc obsession one bit because it was replaced with something so much better
because lco is home it’s comfortable it’s always about love and it just hugs my soul every time i think about it
and the huge bonus was meeting the whole fandom because you guys are just absolutely fantastic and i love you all, the s&b/soc fandom was sometimes difficult to be in and i wasn’t completely at ease but here i’m just in portland row with all of you and we’re sitting around the thinking cloth sharing stories drinking tea or just venting after a tough case and that’s so incredible to me that we get to have such a strong sense of community over three silly ghost hunters that we love so f-ing much
anyways i’ll shut up now but again i love you
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vanillachaiii · 2 years
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what drinks i think the jjk characters would get from a boba cafe
i've been obsessed with jujutsu kaisen as of recently and its been my hyperfixation for the last few weeks (months????) but im here now and my head is full of thoughts. take this as yall want; cafe au??? coffee au??? fucking love those. i love those people that come into the cafe and order a nice drink and read a book or do their work in complete silence and picturesque perfection like,,,how?? you're my favorite kind of customer. also this is really just my opinion as a boba barista so don't point your guns at me and say im a pos for having an opinion during closing okay? thanks, anyways lets get into this; might be a bit ooc but i honestly don't care (also if anyone wants to build on these hc's please do i would love to talk about them with anyone and everyone)
also i wrote this at an ungodly hour please don't blame me for anything
itadori yuuji
being that he is literally a man child i would rightfully go to the bubble teas immediately
he gives off strong strawberry bubble tea vibes
i feel like he would be in so much awe of the fact that someone can eat and drink in a single cup
i mean in his wiki it literally says hes not a picky eater
he would ask whats at the bottom of the picture
"are the balls soft???"
he keeps asking questions that sound so wrong nobara eventually smacked him on the head
it almost gave the barista to laugh clear their throat quickly before asking if they wanted anything else
i think the sweetness of the milk tea and the sweetness of the pearls mix well and would fit snug into his taste
he would have stars behind his eyes at the first sip
he absolutely tips and tells the barista that he'll come back
and he does come back
a shit load of times
The drink is just a bonus later b/c they get to see the cute barista working so hard
kugisaki nobara
fruity.
thats all i really have to say
i dont know about you but she is just the fruitiest girl i have ever seen
she has the vibe of like citrus-y fruits but is so sweet
i dont know if sweet is really the right word but its still in her soul
kugisaki would order a watermelon fruit tea with jelly
in her wiki it says that she likes watermelon
she is a sweet fruit kinda gal and i love that for her so much!!!
i feel like it would have taken a while to know what she wanted in her drink; maybe she even mapped out what it might even taste like
but as soon as she saw the watermelon she was dead set on getting it
i just added the jelly bc i feel like she would like the pop of flavor
again like itadori, she is in awe at the barista's skills
praises them (i.e: YOU) for how delicious the drink is
tips a heavy amount
only goes to your cafe bc its
1) the only one she likes
2) the only one that gets her order right
3) it doesnt taste the same anywhere else
4) because you're there
honestly she loves her drink, along with you, of course <3
fushiguro megumi
at first i feel like he wouldnt order
like anything at all
in his wiki it literally says his least favorite foods are sweets
FUCK megumi cmon man
but surely enough with obvious peer pressure from nobara, yuuji and of course gojo himself he orders a pretty plain but easy drink to make
he seems like the type of person to just go for something like plain as shit
i would probably wince at his drink but be thankful that he's ordering such an easy ass drink but who am i to speak i just like working where i work
megumi would order a jasmine tea with a lemon wedge
on some occasions iced, but sometimes hot
mostly depending on the season or what time he comes in
unlike itadori and kugisaki
when you see him take the first sip his eyes widen lightly
from the corner of your eyes you see him observe the drink and then at the menu
you dont know what he's doing and you think you might have upset him with the drink
you didnt
you really really didn't
he's just trying to memorize the drink he got in order to come back and get the same thing
and see you again
gojo satoru
good god
he would be a customer that would be so funny to have on slow shifts
but absolutely repulsive to have during rush hours
he comes in with his rowdy kids students and pays for all of them
what a good man!
or so you thought
a horrible thought, really
cause as you're making his drink he's nothing but an absolute menace
again, i will shift to the wiki: he likes sweet things
he also DID get that kikufuku sweet while people were literlally dying props to him all the way
even though he may a little goofy, he's still nice and respectful to you!!
i see him as another person getting a bubble tea
balls in his mouf
but satoru would get a brown sugar bubble milk tea
I KNOW IT SEEMS SO BASIC BUT
HEAR ME OUT
the sweetness amounts to his insane sweet tooth
the sweetness of the brown sugar mixes well with the already sweetened milk tea along with the chewy pearls at the bottom
literal STARS explode behind his eyes
he was the same expression, but more intense than that of his own students, when he takes the first sip
the audible slap over his mouth is heard by you and you wonder what happened
yeah he loved the drink, and you
safe to say, him and the first years came to visit you when you were in way (or not) for a late night drink
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i was gonna do nanami, getou, yuuta, inumaki, and some others but im lazy and i want to go bed; if you want more pester me and send me hcs in my inbox thanks i love yall <3
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casstration · 6 months
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Hiiii here 4 the ask game and I want:
what's your favorite headcanon of jegulus?
rant about jegulus (them again bc I know you love them a lot<3)
& a little bonus 4 me
what's your favorite canon moment of satosugu?
please!!
rhea hiii!!
my fave headcanon...i don't think i've ever talked ab this on here but i absolutely love the idea of james & reg spending time together in their animagus forms. i love reg as a cat or a crow, and i think they would really enjoy spending quality time in the early morning or evening just sitting together or walking around as their respective animals (obv this is in a magical verse lol)
omg so kind of u to let me rant ty ty <3 i am just...so obsessed with them!! (probably clear from this post from earlier lmao) i just think they are perfectly matched and sooo well suited for each other and really bring out the best in each other (doesn't necessarily mean they make each other "good" or whatever...if their best selves is being murderous freaks then i'm so proud of them for that <3) i also just love the deep seated obsession they have for each other, my absolute favorite portrayal of them is edge by pinkpalaceapartmcnts and they are just....insane in that fic i really don't know how else to describe it. they literally don't know how to function without each other, it's nauseating.
my fave canon thing ab stsg is just the phrase "my one and only" i don't even need an "official confirmation" of them being in love bc that does it all for me. they only needed each other, they were the strongest. the love was so clearly there, and to me it's very much romantic & soulmate-esque but no matter how u view their relationship they have a love and desire for each other that is just so profound
oh and also, the fact that they died on the same day 1 yr apart :)
ship ask game!
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mushiewrites · 1 year
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I am obsessed with you Dream with a back death spot chats! And that jaw idea :OOOOOO but the back as a death spot is so cute, because it's so difficult to shield your back. It's an easy pin spot but it's also obvious what spot they're going for if they start to turn you over. Just the thought of Dream being somewhat out of breath from wrestling Sapnap on the floor, eventually coming out on the bottom because despite being so small, that boy is freakishly strong. And the look of absolute panic when he realizes Sapnap is in fact turning him on his stomach. He's a little to late to fight back as Sapnap is already in his hips, but he tries to squirm his way out or to at least cover it but a simple upper rib squeeze completely incapacitates him long enough for his to cross his arms behind him and pin them to his back by his forearms. His hands can't reach anything, he can barely move now, and Sapnap now has full access to his upper and lower back, so the only thing he can to is plead and try to bargain.
Bonus points if he asks Sapnap to hold one or both of his hands while he does it "for grounding purposes"
I LOVE DREAM SO MUCH WITH A TKLY BACK AHHHHH.
mhm back IS such a good pin spot. it takes absolutely no effort to walk over and situate yourself on their waist if they're already laying down!! or pulling them into a hug so they can't get away????? being wrestled down and flipped over??!?!?!?!?! ahhhh im inSANE!!
and sapnap is so fucking strong even though he is a tiny man!!!! he has so much strength pent up in him that he can easily take dream down when he lets it all out. and dream, being bigger than sapnap, always underestimates that fact, and is always stupidly surprised when he finds himself on his back with hands kneading into his lower tummy
HOWEVER
this time it's not what dream expects - he's being turned onto his stomach???? dream would be so confused for a second until he wasn't and then the panic would set in. he'd start thrashing and flailing his arms, trying to grab any part of sapnap he could but sap was already sitting on his hips, laughing at dream and teasing him about how he can't see what sap's gonna do
dream manages to grab on of sapnap's wrists and pulls, trying to pull him off from his back but sapnap uses his free hand to squeeze into dreams top ribs, which makes him bark out a laugh and immediately bring both his arms down to press against his sides
i think instead of holding dreams forearms over his back and blocking that skin, sap would place dreams hands under his knees so that he has free rein over the expanse of dreams back. he drags fingertips from the top of his spine to the bottom, uses his thumb nails to draw gentle circles where the dips of his back dimples reside, skitters nails on the backs of his ribs and over and between his shoulder blades.....he does everything to get dream squirming and howling
sapnap slows down once dreams laughter starts to go squeaky and silent, and he can feel a slight squeeze under his left knee. sap moves his knee off dreams hand quickly, thinking he was leaning too hard, but instead dream darts his hand to find sapnaps and holds on for dear life, squeezing and telling him that he wants to hold his hand for comfort 🥺
previous ask from sleepy about dream + sap (here)
also...going to shamelessly plug the first time I went off about dream having a sensitive back (here)
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