#bonus points if you get them all

[qsmpbutwithsignlanguage]

Tubbo doesn't know how to do hair. It wasn't something he was taught, his father a captain with hair cropped eternally close and his sibling never one to be keen to touch. He can't make intricate cornrows, nor is he any good at doing up his daughter's edges. He can't get the volume that Ironmouse with nothing more than a bottle of hairspray and prayers to the underworld. He can't even use a straightener the right way (as a permanent second degree burn scar on his left hand displays). But the one thing Tubbo has always remembered is how to braid hair

He isn't sure of much from before the island. Nothing more than the vague tunes of a song whose notes have been long forgotten, the smell of burgers on the wind when nothing else is near, a ringing in his ears that has him tilting his head for that much more volume. The irrational fear of explosions (because Sunny hasn't ever seen a fireworks show on her time on the island and Tubbo isn't going to be the one to change that). Those types of things.

But he remembers locks of pink hair in his hands as the person sitting in front of him talked briefly about one thing or another. And he remembers curls of blond, short enough that he couldn't braid their whole head, long enough that tiny golden braids could be tucked into the mess of frizz and growth. Straight blond hair as they hid beneath a nation they worked so hard to build, and cropped black strands of a person that he shouldn't have cared for, a person that only cared for themselves, but a person that Tubbo called a brother nonetheless.

White-black hair, a protruding horn with a single golden ring (a wedding band, Tubbo's mind inexplicably whispered), and the pink fuzz of the one Tubbo knew had to be his son.

Tubbo doesn't know how to do hair, but Chayanne is complementing the plaits in Sunny's hair and Philza mentions that Tubbo actually did a good job for once and Leonardo begrudgingly offers her approval and-

Tubbo can still half remember his sibling with a head crowned by braids, adorned by flowers. His own handiwork.

He doesn't know how to do hair, but he remembers how to braid. That's enough for Sunny. And that's enough for him

#qsmp tubbo #qsmp sunnysideup #qsmp sunny #qsmp #tubbo #sunnysideup #ficlet #I guess #bonus points if you can guess all of the unnamed characters #because I imposed like eight separate family headcanons on this and if you get them all I love you #qsmp hair thoughts

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Concept: LQR big naturals but also with the flattest ass. Make him a titty dorito

Lan Qiren Breasted Boobily down the stairs of Cloud Recess

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #MDZS #wei wuxian #lan qiren #jiang cheng #nie huaisang #lan wangji #lan xichen #bonus comic #The trio gets away with all the hijinks because the sound of their headmaster's big baps alert them to his positioning #and provide bountiful shade #ANON.....I am so sorry for how long I had you waiting for a reply #I wanted to wait until I had introduced NHS and it took a while to get to that point #I bounced back and forth between whether this was funnier with or without the twin jades being present but I like them being there #their inclusion makes it more relevant to where we are at in the story #and i guess this sets up the next comic (which had its spot stolen by this) pretty well? #I don't know if LQR's honkers are gonna stick around in my comics; even if it makes for good comedy #I so deeply love the big naturals meme. So of *course* I was going to draw this #Oh Oh OH Speaking *of* #theres one tumblr user who i see in my activity feed who always makes my day more than anyone else #If you're out there....yodas big naturals.....Thank you for making me laugh

[irradiatedsnakes]

we must be gentle.

#mp100 #suzuki shou #art #bird sizes NOT accurate one bit #bonus points if you can identify these species. no need to get them down to species level ik the drawings arent ideal for ID lmao #hint is theyre all native to japan. answers are in the alt text descrip #ive been wanting to draw shou with a fuckton of birds on him for like weeks now. he's a birds guy. he's birds. you get me

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

i'll do my best @necromycologist

i also included a made-up school called amanita - basically between foxfire and exillium, it's a non noble school for those who are still fit for society. Turns out a lot more of the elvin population is talentless and/or bad match! but you never get to see any of them. and the nobility makes it sound like the worst thing in the world

💙 blue-unicorns Follow

wdym "math isn't important for nobility"

#foxfire #foxfire memes

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☹️ sad3lfposts Follow

did. did foxfire blow up

#IDK I'VE JUST HEARD THINGS #was it. sophie foster. again #foxfire #sophie foster

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🏙️ forbidden-cities-enthusiast Follow

Dame Alina: *fairly good prinipal, tries to treat students fairly* Alina: *becomes a councillor* Councillor Alina: Let's force a child to put an ability restrictor on his best friend :))

#dame alina #councillor alina #from what i've seen she used to favor sophie a little right #welp. #foxfire #memes #nobility memes #foxfire memes

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🍁 maple-leaf-laurier Follow

although amanita has more students than both foxfire and exillium, we always get forgotten? remember that whole thing between those schools and the skill training stuff

#amanita #exilllium #foxfire #meme

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🕶️ personal-exile-deactivated2010630

i'm actually going to cry. just my luck. fml

#guess that means 2 less years of foxfire. woo. #foxfire #meme #talentless

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🦢 moonlark-foster-2000 Follow

Okay, so. TIL that there is not one, but TWO elvin schools named after a fungus. First Foxfire, and I am just now learning about amanita- you guys do know that's a fungus, too, right??

#my posts #foxfire #amanita #foxfire memes #<- can't believe that's a popular tag. I'll have to check it out lol #fitz don't come after me for saying fungus plsss

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#hope that's enough and that you're satisfied with your experience #kotlc #kotlc elfblr #sophie foster on the dash #kotlc foxfire #kotlc exillium #kotlc memes #fake tumblr post #fake tumblr dash #getting invested in some of these blogs. #fun fact one of these accounts is my oc- bonus points if you can guess which one lol #(doesn't count if you already know) #had some fun making memes #ignore how i made them all in imgflip

[crispycreambacon]

Spice In, Time Out!

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Wanna read a semi-crack fic about Beef Boy hanging out with a bunch of puppets? Maybe even do a little ramen challenge with his little blue fuzzy nerd friend? You're in luck, 'cause I wrote 6500 words of exactly that!

Among those thousands of words are a bunch of cool stuff such as:

Puppet shenanigans! Two of them may have planned to kill their friends (disclaimer: that murder will not be shown in the fic)

Actual history??? Yeah that's right you're gonna get hit with a Puppet History-style question so STUDY UP ON THE HISTORY OF RAMEN (or not) 👹

God being the worst! Again! They may have actually killed someone (disclaimer: that murder WILL be shown in the fic)

God/Professor allegations. Whether those allegations are true or not will be up to you

Overall a (hopefully) funny and wholesome bonding time between everyone at this table. They're all friends! :]

If all of that sounds like a jam to you, you can read the fic via clicking here, clicking the title, or searching up "Spice in, Time Out!" by crispycreambacon on AO3.

I hope y'all will enjoy this fic! I'm pretty proud of how it turned out especially since I was honestly not feeling it at the start and even contemplated not publishing it at all. Even if you don't read it, I hope you enjoy the art (bonus doodles down below btw!) and I hope you'll have a schmaculous day!

#bonus points to whoever can guess what the Oar is reading (however I will be putting you on my watchlist) #currently writing this at 1 AM #i'm lowkey in what can only be described as a “disasterous mood” #my life is lightly falling apart as I fall behind on so many of my responsibilities #but it's okay I got this I'm gonna get through this aNYWAYS omg new fanfic y'all!!! #these were so fun to draw #[blasts you with my trans puppet headcanons] #[and also whatever tf is going on with God and the Professor #i haven't figured that out and I probably never will and that's fine!] #puppet history #puppet history fanart #ryan bergara #ryan beef boy bergara #the professor #the professor puppet history #fuck it lemme tag all of them #god puppet history #policarpa's sewing spool #beast of gevaudan #pile of diamonds #the gay oars #GAIDHWODBW #watcher entertainment #watcher #watcher fanart #art #artists on tumblr #chris p fried art #chris p fried writings #fanart

[seud-luachmhor]

1993/1994/2019/2023/2023

#when your dress is magic enough to get your man through having to be polite to your dumpster fire ex #you logically go and buy one in every colour #which leads to #kissing in your granny's garden #smooching on some steps in france #imma say some snogging down under because fuck it i can #and what i can only presume was more kissing whilst everyone else was going on about your brother's new job or something #get it guys 🫡 #bonus points for same jacket #princess anne #timothy laurence #princess royal #sir tim laurence #look at them #mark get back in your bin #tim's face in number 4 says it all #well - that and all the 💋 #iconique #turn the recyclAnne up to 11

[clowningaroundmars]

my absolute fave thing to read in punkflower fics is lovesick puppy hobie brown

cool-as-a-cucumber hobie overthinking miles' every move, leaving lingering touches on him, longing glances thrown his way

certified BAMF hobie hanging by a doorway or window just a second too long before leaving miles

"skinny-hot" hobie refusing to believe someone as ✨️cool✨️ as miles would be into someone like him

badass punk hobie just yearning and pining and practically draping himself all over miles in desperate attempts but then pulling back all scared when anyone even hints that they should get together

god, i need pining lovesick loser hobie like AIR rn 😭

#mine #punkflower #spiderverse #can yall tell i am Not Normal rn #COOL HOT BADASS FUNNY HOBIE JUST!! *clenches fist* JUST!!! just fuckin swooning #like a victorian lady whenever miles does Anything #i mean do yall SEE the way he pays attention to and looks at miles in the movie? #i am unwell. i will never be able to emotionally recover from this #just... god. i love it #hobie brown spider punk just trailing after miles #joking with him and wrapping him up in all of the clothes he can manage to bring #practically screaming silently for miles' attention at every moment #showing off a lil bit when theyre swinging #dont get me wrong hobie is a very very cool guy. when miles isnt there #miles: shows up #hobie: immediately turns into the worlds biggest clumsiest clown to ever exist #miles: smiles #hobie: crashes into 2 walls a telephone pole and falls over a fence #bonus points if miles literally has zero clue the entire time #bc like obviously miles KNOWS hobie is ridiculously hot. this is canon #but SURELY someone like hobie has nooooo interest in him whatsoEVER right guys? …right? ahaha #IDIOTS the both of them #idiots in love #this is a trope i will never tire of ever #also the skinny-hot comment is a reference to the official atsv script #LOOK IT UP IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY #it is filled to brim with homosexuality and plenty of funny ass lines of miles being jealous #but miles my boy. my baby boy #look at me #you need not be jealous of hobie. YOURE the one in the middle of the love triangle NOT GWEN

[acespirit]

The Arrest of Peter Nureyev

Peter Nureyev in Prison

The Escape of Peter Nureyev

Peter Nureyev Versus Herlock Sholmes Stuno Jeel

How Peter Nureyev Stole Christmas

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #juno steel #peter nureyev #you all know what this is a sequel to #equal and opposite post #you get bonus points if you can tell me what most of these titles are referencing #because unlike juno most of them are from a singular source #the last one is my loving curveball

[dvrcos]

I like to think that after all the dust settles and there’s been a lot of time put between the events the present day the Foxes love reciting Neil’s “you know, I get it” roast.

Because it truly is top tier and after the initial fear and shock wears off the foxes would find it fucking hilarious. Not only the wording of the little monologue itself but the absolute gaul Neil had to say that and the fact that he just riffed it off the top of his head.

I think the “you know, I get it,” specifically becomes a staple phrase in all of their vocabularies at some point. One of them says it and At Least one other Fox in the vicinity immediately goes “being raised as a superstar must be really, really difficult for you” no matter the context of the conversation.

#it is fucking hilarious and the foxes would recognize that as soon as they’re not in mortal danger #tell me who you think is the first one to say it/quote it #I personally think it might be Aaron and he snaps at Kevin with it #and everyone’s shocked but then one of them cracks and starts cackling #bonus points if it’s Kevin that starts laughing first #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #you know i get it

[uselessnbee]

there is a very specific fic i really want to read and that is a confident Will Byers making it his mission to make Mike Wheeler his boyfriend. i want a fic where the UD shit is done and byler are at that point in their relationship where they already accepted their feelings for the other and have an idea that the other could feel the same but haven't crossed the line between friendship and romantic relationship yet and i want Will to be like yeah fuck it i'm going to make this boy mine. i just want to see not only their dynamic a little reversed where it's Will going after Mike but i just really want to see a confident Will. i want him to own it to be so confident and comfortable in his love for Mike and just god this boy has been through so much and they literally survived the end of the world together...i just...i just want Will to notice the way Mike is obviously in love with him and i want him to let himself hope to let himself believe that Mike could love him back and i want him to go apeshit with it. i want him to shamelessly flirt with Mike i want him to calculate every move to make Mike a complete flustered mess. i want him to look at that one thing he's wanted for so long has been ashamed for wanting has thought he could never have and i want him to go yeah fuck it after everything i've been through i fucking deserve this and i will get it i will make this idiot my boyfriend.

you see what i'm saying? please if a fic like this exists please please please tell me i am desperate

#byler #will byers #mike wheeler #bonus points if mike knows what will is doing and lets himself be swooned like a damsel in all his books he reads #but he can stay an oblivious fuck as well you know as a treat #but yeah really i just want confident byler getting what they want #i want to read about them realising they deserve happiness and letting themselves believe that they can be loved back #and i want them to get what they want because they fucking deserve it

[wormshirt]

The Doctor needs one of those classes they give to expecting/hopeful parents but for humans. Get their ass enrolled in a parenting course. And everytime they get a new companion he has to retake the course.

#doctor who #dw #the doctor #inspired by the deleted scene of her just pushing amy out of the tardis doors into space #while amy was having an anxiety attack. YOU CANNOT DO THAT! #they have access to all of time and space the doctor has to be able to find a human parenting/caretaker course #bonus points if he ends up taking one for human children. #imgine youre travelling with the doctor and he leaves and comes back one day and says they enrolled themself in a human management course #and youre like 'oh thank god finally' #and then she just starts bubble wrapping the entire tardis and locking off entire rooms and giving you coloring sheets and stim toys #when you get bored #and starts taking you to like. fucking parks to play with other humans. #and starts carrying like fucking snacks like lunchables and shit everywhere and giving them to you at regular intervals #and you're like 'hey what the fuck.' #and you ask them what the hell they're doing and you find out they were learning to care for human TODDLERS. #and you're like. jesus fucking christ. explains so much. mildly disconcerting how much stayed the same though. #and so obviously you ask 'do you see me as a child?' and the doctor is like. ah. interesting question. #you know what else is interesting. OOOOOOO TELETUBBIES LETS LOOK AT THE TELETUBBIES OOOOOO EDUCATIONAL GAMES OOOO!!!! #LOOK AT THE SMALL HUMAN ON THE SCREEN WHICH PAIR OF SHOES MATCHES THE DRESS??? CHOOSE FAST!!!!!! #this could also open the door for an amazing bit though #where you start doing all of the same things back to the doctor and it works even better on them than it did you. #turn their ass into an ipad kid. they start arguing too much put his ass on minecraft pocket edition. #she just sits there for 1-3 hours. dead silence. you walk over like. 'hey. um. you good.' #no answer. you look ove rher shoulder. she has recreated ancient rome in minecraft in exact replica and is the reigning emperor. #they are roleplaying the roman senate with sheep and villagers. okay. can you please save the world now. please. #this is not to infantilize the doctor. he is old as shit. they are an adult. but by god can they be easily entertained. #not to mention that a key factor of the doctor IS their eternal childishness. #but they ARE a fully grown adult. beyond that even. ancient 'were you alive to see the dinosaurs grandpa?' ass motherfucker. #they are just also a masive loser. who would love minecraft pocket edition and lunchables. probably. who doesn't though. #bangers

[idliketobeatree]

a gentle reminder to myself: slow down when you're met with someone else's creation. just because it's not in a museum, doesn't mean it's not worth your time. you can skim through your life all you want, you can jump over the annoying cracks and never look back, but when someone presents you (in the most literal meaning of this word – as a gift) with their art you should sit down and pay back with attention. people need creativity that is shared and appreciated, and it needs your focus and care to bloom properly. briefness kills both the idea and the community around it. so, slow down.

#idk how to tag this #art #writing #artists on tumblr #writers on tumblr #i refuse to use this website as another mindless scrolling machine when there are a hundred different ways to engage with people #and it's so sad we've allowed to separate the art from the artist. to the point where you put the creator on a pedestal #and their art on an unreachable wall #behind some kind of a glass covering. the word “content” makes me physically sick #when it should be: stories shared in warmth and laughter by a fireplace. arm in arm. sharing notes and comments like friends. #or. drawings seen by your friends in all stages of creation. bonus points if your sketching game is horrible and the initial colors suck #i can mourn the artists who's works i adore because i'll never get to tell them how much they mean to me #but i can tell the ones alive just how much they've impacted me and i think it counts. like. so much. #marcela talks

[front-facing-pokemon]

#bonus under the cut getting that snout facing right at the camera #camerupt #early 2000s animation cow‚ apparently. that's what someone just said about the bonus image. i honestly never understood this thing's name #i always thought it was pretty obviously a cow. but then its name implies camel. camel erupt. camerupt. is there a specific kind of #camel that just looks like a cow?? or. what. or am i just misremembering what camels look like #either way‚ i still think this pokémon is pretty cool‚ but i don't really use it ever in my own playthroughs. i don't think i *ever* have #not even in pokémon colosseum where i'm pretty sure you can get a shadow numel at some point. bc i already had a fire-type #not sure which one it was but it was definitely one of them. maybe cyndaquil? because of the dudes with the johto starters #that you fight near the beginning in pppp uuuhhh the PHENAC city i couldn't remember the name. for a second there. #i wasn't aware as a kid that their outfits corresponded to the type of the starter they had and also that you could only fight one of them #i think as a kid i was under the impression that there was only the one. for some reason i remember fighting the green one #oh wait they have the second-evos yeah. cuz he had bayleef. and the red one would've had quilava. not cyndaquil #ugh my memory is not very good evidently. i'm writing these tags after work. normally i do them right when i wake up but this time i just #do not have an excuse for not being able to remember shit. this is just on me. maybe it's amplified by the fact that i have yet to eat today #which i have a very bad habit of doing. forgetting to eat all day and not eating until like 5 and then that being my only meal for the day #i'm trynna get better about it but it is Not easy for some reason. for something that should be decidedly very simple #but my brain doesn't often let me eat until i've completed all of my silly little Tasks. so. idk. this will however post the day after i've #arrived back home from my trip which is nice. the first time future me will be sleeping in her own bed again. good luck again future me #you might need it

[glupshittostan]

back 2 writing fallout 4 fic as though it’s 2017 again. im bursting at the seams so here are the ones I’ve finished so far if anyone is inch rested:

the bloody gallery - the Sole Survivor is stuck in the Pickman gallery fighting for her life against some intruding raiders, while also fighting to find Danse again

state house of affairs - Sole and Danse reluctantly go to Hancock for some mission help and end up spending the night in the State House. bow chicka wow wow

and I got some more on the way 🙇‍♀️

#dont know how it happened but I’m fallout-pilled. mostly Danse-pilled. #there’s a lot of Addy/Danse content on my ao3 but #not all of it is what I’d consider her canon story #so I made a new series for the two of them that is a lot more solid #that first fic there I actually started in 2018 on a train in Japan and then only recently picked it back up and finished it #so if you can tell where the style switches then you get bonus points #fallout #fallout 4 #Paladin Danse #sole survivor #nick valentine #Hancock #fanfiction #writing #og #Addy Fahey

[comixandco]

concept: take your kid to work day but you work for The Company

#lethal company #can you imagine though #like it’s objectively going to be bad no matter what you do no matter how safe you try to make it #they’re gonna have a bad time #like even if you tell them to stay on the ship there’s dogs and the possibility of masked men and giants outside #and you and your crew are inside risking your lives and you could all die and the kid is just sat inside the ship waiting for you #and like. if you give them a walkie so you can chat with them they’re going to hear a bunch of grown-ups shitting their pants #and possibly dying #also bonus point in my head i’m imagining like. what if the crew does die?? and they didn’t have enough for quota #so this kid knows they have to arrive with the quota their other parent will be waiting for them at the company #but they know something bad will happen if they don’t meet quota they just don’t know what #so it’s the final day and they decide they have to go to a moon as a last effort to try and make quota to avoid The Consequences #the kid writes the report about it and only gets a C. ‘vivid descriptions and very imaginative. next time write about your parent’s actual #job’

[unproduciblesmackdown]

mordecai is the first funny bitch like spends 90% of his time literally just standing there going "i'm dapressed" to himself while everyone in the vicinity takes potshots and then he's clocking in for the night shift where for the next 9 hours people go "god mordecai would it kill you to act like you're having more fun at the [kills you] factory"

#The First Funny Bitch as a phrase from the ''cain was the first funny bitch'' post that i will use with some flexibility. yaknow. #i love going like oh boy a coworker triumvirate. their funny little guy (other duo going ''i want him dead'') #though it's unfair to the savoys lmfao if he's at best sometimes a desk toy to them: they do at least keep calling him babygirl #and giving him special mordecai invitations (by not inviting him) to their hotel room to try to marry him #so if nothing else we do appreciate adding a ton of flair to [afflicting the autistic coworker] #in turn i appreciate that mordecai and viktor's dynamic probably consisted of mutual ''i Do Not Care if my coworker seems weird'' #but outside of that; was anyone at lackadaisy aggrieving mordecai with the style & variety that the savoys bring....perhaps not #an upgrade in that realm....and there seems to be Some mutual [i do not care if my coworker seems weird] there again too lol #even while they've all probably been working together like half a week & haven't all worn their getalong sweater long enough #and already mordecai is doing his [not just literally standing there] rogue lone mystery solving deal lmao. wild card that he is #lackadaisy #oh also speaking of [before mordecai went grr i Hate still working here; ripped off the fridge door; went & got a new Hated job] #it's pure bonus comic realm & particularly Elevated Silly Goofs genre at that; but #points for ivy having that Younger Sibling dynamic w/mordecai w/the implication she takes his forbidden condiments index seriously #and like; in general lol not even just a [it's serious when it comes to dealing with this weird guy] way. all the more powerful for that #wait i nearly forgot to mention the hot new otp: mordecai / j.j. #that's right [sad trombone] providing guy. i know enough. first funny bitch 4 first funny bitch. #[guy doing his own thing & everyone's like Get His Ass] 4 [guy doing his own thing & everyone's like Get His Ass] #and ofc because it is funny in & of itself. & basically like Your New OC. so much room to maneuver that you cannot crash #also hmm like if your nickname for someone is Maybe ''annoying mf'' does it cancel out....eh #numbers flying around intense focus like everything points to ''hatchet would directly translate to hatchette not petit hache'' #and if you mon petit hache it (read this w/such a meter that it all rhymes) #900 tons of restraint not going ''wow this is just like analyzing billions'' & by even saying i've managed to avoid as much; now i haven't