#boo's shitposts

[vinyls-and-valentines]

Technically speaking, Old Man Yaoi is a valid killjoy name

#i do think the decontextualization would be funny especially in the context of like. how antithetical preservation of pop culture elements #is between my version of the zones and the lobby #n e ways. off i go back to manga and anime land. trying to fend off the impulse to read the jujutsu kaisen manga now that i've caught up #with the anime. it has barely been a month since i finished binge-reading haikyu so my brain is still mildly frazzled #danger days #killjoys #ttlotfk #boo's shitposts

[paris-in-flames-temp]

Got my account term-ed on a Witchfucker Wednesday and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

#my @'s were: #paris-in-flames #vinyls-and-valentines #4-the-new-romantix #and #counting-5-4-3-2-1 #which hopefully i'll be able to get back because i had a lot of ids and archival posts on there #anyways. #danger days #← for visibility #boo's shitposts

[keefechambers]

largely interchangeable

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #wyll ravengard #gale dekarios #shadowheart #lae'zel #minthara baenre #halsin #jaheira #minsc #boo bg3 #bg3 #bg3 shitpost #karlach cliffgate

[crismakesstuff]

mark seeing his dad’s bug baby mama

#I’ve got jokes *im booed off stage* #this episode was so good #SO GOOD #FUCK #i love how much mark told his dad off #invincible #mark grayson #nolan grayson #andressa invincible #oliver grayson #thraxxa #omniman #omni man #invincible show #invincible fanart #invincible spoilers #shitpost meme #meme post #meme #crismakesstuff

[enchantdlunatic]

Thread of bg3 characters as tweets PART 1

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 shitpost #baldurs gate shitpost #bg3 memes #astarion #baldurs gate meme #bg3 meme #astarion ancunin #lord gortash #wyll ravengard #shadowheart #withers #raphael bg3 #jaheira #minsc and boo #gale dekarios #haarlep

[sentientsky]

here, have some silly little good omens valentine’s day cards from your local arospec dumbass

#p.s. if these same ideas have been done before pls let me know so i can credit the right people. #i wanted to do more but I promised myself I’d go to bed at a reasonable time lmao #would azi say ‘u can be my tickety boo’???? probably not. but i think it would be cute so here we are #good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens 2 #aziraphale #go2 #good omens season 2 #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #good omens shitpost #gomens #gomens 2 #valentines day #valentines cards #shitpost #David tenannt #Michael sheen #Beelzebub #anathema device #newton pulsifer #muriel good omens

[eoieopda]

svt x "make up a guy" insp. by the illustrious @hopeinthebox

#svt #seventeen #svt memes #seventeen memes #seungcheol #cheol #jeonghan #joshua #shua #junhui #hoshi #wonwoo #woozi #minghao #dk #dokyeom #mingyu #seungkwan #boo #vernon #dino #this took SO LONG i'm cryin #svt x make up a guy #jade shitposts

[fruity-m0nster]

All my Baldur's Gate 3 shitposts

#my art #digital art #bg3 #shitpost #bloodweave #minsc and boo #elminster #bg3 fanart #astarion #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios

[thisaccountisagainstmywill]

BG3 Characters Safest Driver Headcanons

I've been thinking about that poll from months ago way too much, so I've pulled this from my drafts. In this essay, I will explain why Boo is the best driver. Astarion: Terrible. Absolutely terrible driver. He is doing his makeup with the visor down, looking at the mirror more than the road. Suspend your disbelief, he's driving in this universe. He can use mirrors. ♥ You have to grab the steering wheel, regularly. Without warning, the man twists around to find his purse in the back seat because he wants a different eyeliner than what he grabbed. You are on aux duty. He hates everything you've picked. 2/10, he lawyered his way into that license Gale: You would think he would be safe, but then you remember that Gale didn't pay attention in boring classes. And how hard could driving really be?? The man knows how to drive perfectly textbook. He also thinks he knows how to do it better than everyone else. He does not adapt well to poor drivers. The roads are full of poor drivers. He is yeling "Zipper!" at the merging traffic. You spend five minutes in the parking lot so he can find just the right song for the trip.

6/10, you will probably not die Halsin: The man drives slow, I'm sorry. He's fuel efficient as you can get with the windows down. He pulls over and stops traffic for ducks crossing the road, no matter what the current road conditions are. He stops to show you the new tree the neighbor got. He is a Yellowstone Park tourist. He wants to show you the world, one traffic-stopping mid-road parking job at a time. There is no music, we are listening to nature today. 4/10, you will be rear-ended with him and not the way most people want Jaheira: I stand by what I said last time: Jaheira reminds me of so many older women I know. She drives like she wants someone to start shit with her. She's so conditioned by having 5 kids fighting in the backseat at all times that every time she's behind the wheel she's having Vietnam-level flashbacks. Her blood is pumping in her ears. There is no road, there is only the red of her vision. She won't start the road rage incident directly, but by god, she will end it. (You tried to ask about music, but the look she gave you when asked killed the question.) 5/10, you make it to your destination intact. But at what cost? Your pants are a different color at the end of the trip than they were at the beginning. Karlach: Karlach is talking with her hands while she drives. She's fiddling with the radio constantly. You've blown four red lights. Three of them were the same red light because she took a wrong turn. She will not use GPS, she's got the vibe of where she's going. She was trying to show you something on her phone at the same time. It cannot wait. It was so good you have to see it right now. The tunes are so loud she hasn't heard the sirens behind her. 4/10, the tunes almost make up for it Lae'zel: You are helping her check her mirror distance before you get in the car. You are buckled in before the car even starts. You are not allowed to touch the light in the car if it is dark out. She was taught that it's illegal to have on at night and she takes that shit seriously. You are on blindspot-watching duty at all times. You're not allowed to have music on the in car, it is a distraction. 7/10, we are efficient, but we are miserable Minsc: Minsc cannot drive. Minsc was meant to drive today, but Minsc got into the wrong seat. We are all relieved. Jaheira trained him wrong on purpose and will kill you if you correct him. 0/10, don't even try. He will survive the accident, you will not. Minthara: Minthara, light of my life. She is gremlin cackling and riding bumpers the whole time. People are pulling off constantly to get away from her. You are white-knuckling in the passenger seat and are too afraid to let go of the bitch-bar. You pray her airbags are up to date because your life has not stopped flashing before your eyes since you got onto the road. We are exclusively listening to The Flight of the Valkyries. 7/10, it is shockingly efficient when no one else is on the road anymore

Shadowheart: I have been in many a 'Shadowhearts' car. The car is more of a problem than she is. She drives the type of car that makes people go, "You live like this?" She drives a manual. She was not trained to drive a manual. Almost every single dash light is on, the ones that aren't had their bulbs die out years ago. We don't know how old that trash is, but it lives here now. She has one of those cassette players that has to hook into your phone to come out the speakers. Good luck finding the right adaptor in the mess. 4/10, girl get your shit together Wyll: Wyll is the best driver, hands down...when he is alone. Like all things in his life, his greatest flaw is being too polite. He turns his whole fucking head to look at you when you talk because that is the polite thing to do. The road is secondary to how important your conversation and companionship are to him. And you can't not talk him! He's asking you genuine questions about your day because he's interested. You get to listen to whatever you want and he's totally down for it even if it's not normally his thing. He'll find something he likes about it. Alone: 100/10, he somehow makes everyone better drivers by just being on the road With you: 5/10, Wyll, please, look at the road. ;_;

Boo: My eyes are closed. It's better this way. We made it there in record time. I don't know how it happened. I don't need to know how it happened. ?/10, it's best if you don't think about it

#bg3 #bg3 shitpost #shitpost headcanons #astarion #gale #bg3 gale #karlach #lae'zel #shadowheart #bg3 shadowheart #wyll #bg3 wyll #halsin #minthara #minsc #minsc and boo #boo #bg3 boo #jaheira

[lotuspie105]

Bonus:

The Joey Drew employees:

#bendy #bendy and the dark revival #batim #batdr shitpost #BATDR #ink demon #joey drew #audrey drew #henry stein #alice angel #sammy lawrence #why you booing me? #IM RIGHT

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: If I were a Video game character-

Ren: Link.

Nora: Doom Guy!

Pyrrha: Master Chief.

Jaune: ... I was gonna say Isaac Clark, but I appreciate the vote of confidence.

Yang: honestly, that's the most based character you could've picked. Isaac's just a guy, wrong place wrong time, unless he's saving humanity. He's not some genetically engineered behemoth, or an unyielding force of nature, and he's not some destined champion. He's just a guy who wants to live and help people.

Jaune: ... Thanks Yang. I think I needed to hear that.

#don't boo me I'm right #rwby #yang xiao long #jaune arc #rwby shitpost #nora valkyrie #lie ren #pyrrha nikos

[vinyls-and-valentines]

A really funny takeaway from Danger Days is that you cannot kill the radio in a way that matters

#our communication is generally based on very tiny squiggly angry lines and radio illustrates that very well #i've said it before but wkil has a DMR set up. iirc tommy chow mein has a pager. 2000s broke-bitch-core media /j #anyways. insomnia is plaguing me so *i'm* plaguing you lot <333 #danger days #boo's shitposts

[teamblck]

part 2/2 of my 300 followers special for my bg3 peeps :)

#the minsc one is my favorite #i was cackling while making it #bg3 #baulders gate gale #baulder’s gate 3 #baulder’s gate #minsc and boo #bg3 minsc #bg3 shitpost #shadowheart baldurs gate 3 #shadowheart bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 halsin #halsin

[fermiparadoxx]

The real question is: Would your companions know how to use chopsticks?

Gale: Absolutely. And he would brag about how this is the ultimate way to eat food, and he will probably explain to you the whole history of chopstick use around Toril.

Karlach: She has no idea how to use these things. Our girl would hold one stick in each hand and just miserably fail to bring a single bite to her mouth.

Shadowheart: Yes. And she is the best at it. It's almost as natural as breathing to her. She is proficient in the art of chopsticks. Full weeaboo mode. She is born with two sticks in her hand. She-

Lae'zel: No. She would impale her food just like her enemies and feast on it like a kebab.

Astarion: Of course! He is well-educated on every culinary etiquette around the world. (He is not. He will pretend to know what he is doing and just poke the food around until everyone is finished and chuck everything behind his back when nobody's watching)

Wyll: He is not the best, but he knows how to use them well enough. The food slips sometimes, but his resilience is unmatched and he always manages to get the food in his mouth in the end.

Minthara: She loves using them. Plus bonus points if they're sharp enough to stab someone in the eye, should the need ever comes.

Halsin: No, but he tries his best.

Jaheira: Yes. She is good at it. How stupid can someone be to not know that?

Minsc: Chopsticks are useless. He eats with his bare hands. Cannot compute anything else.

Boo: Fuck no.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 shitpost #astarion #lae'zel #shadowheart #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale #gale dekarios #karlach #wyll ravengard #minthara #halsin #jaheira #minsc and boo #gale

[a03heralding]

Bg3 characters as unhinged shit I’ve done in the last 3 years:

Shadowheart- wore the strap when going to visit my ex and ended up doing the nasty when I went to “just get my clothes back”

Karlach- adopted a dog because I found out he was being left in the cold

Jahiera- baked edibles, ate one and then all of them because I forgot they were edibles, stared at the wall in silence for seven hours

Gale- womansplained why Men I Trust is one of my fave bands on a first date . There wasn’t a second date

Astarion- blocked someone I was arguing with on instagram and unblocked them just to like the message and blocked them again

Halsin- was an alcoholic

Lae’zel- Got into a bar fight and got one of my piercings ripped out

Wyll- went to live with an unhinged goth girl for four weeks during Covid

Minthara- almost got my head tattooed

Minsc- Took my dog with me to pick my blackout drunk gf from the club at 3AM

#tw: alcholism #weed mention #edibles mention #bg3 #baldur’s gate #lae'zel #baldur’s gate lae’zel #karlach #karlach cliffgate #bg3 karlach #bg3 wyll #wyll ravengard #shadowheart #bg3 shadowheart #bg3 jaheira #minsc and boo #bg3 shitpost #halsin #baldur’s gate astarion #this is a literal shitpost sry x #bg3 minthara #minthara baenre #gale waterdeep #gale dekarios #the last 3 years have been messy y’all 😭

[riotcat103]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAE

putang inaaa love u always

#HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOO #MAHAL <3 #touchstarved #touchstarved game #mhin touchstarved #touchstarved mhin #touchstarved shitposting #touchstarved fanart #ts mhin #mhin