#book jokes

[the-teen-writer]

buying books>>>>>>

finishing books before buying more books <<<<<<

#book blog #booklover #bookblr #books #book humor #book jokes #reader #reading

[artemis-dawn8]

#six of crows #six of hoes #memes #the crows #ya fiction #book recs #SOC #lol #funny #jokes #book memes #book jokes #ya #fantasy #fantasy fiction #grishaverse #leigh bardugo #books #ya books #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #inej ghafa #nina zenik #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #six of crows memes #six of crows jokes #i love them #your honor they're besties #chaotic energy

[annetarnishable]

Agatha Christie's sequel, a thriller featuring the diabolical railroad tycoon Archibald Snodtraxx, wasn't nearly as popular as the original ;)

#literature #book recommendations #bookworm #book nerd #novel #reading #mystery #agatha christie #murder on the orient express #parody #literary memes #joke #humor #book jokes #sequel

[making-a-ru]

It doesn't matter how old you are, where you live, or what genre you read; I think all book readers ask the same big question:

"Where's my bookmark?"

#bookblr #book community #book worm #book humor #reading books #book jokes #bookmark #books #book nerd #funny #comedy #readers of tumblr

[somelonelywordmonger]

"The lower strata of the middle class—the small tradespeople, shopkeepers, and retired tradesmen generally, the handicraftsmen and peasants—all these sink gradually into the proletariat, partly because their diminutive capital does not suffice for the scale on which Modern Industry is carried on, and is swamped in the competition with the large capitalists, partly because their specialised skill is rendered worthless by new methods of production."

(Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels. "The Communist Manifesto and Das Kapital" 2023 Quarto Publishing Group USA Inc.)

My man predicted Walmart 😂😭💀

#reading #books #the communist manifesto #karl marx #walmart #humor #memes #funny #book jokes

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

last night i dreamt i flew to manderley again. and boy are my arms tired

#i'll be here all week folks #rebecca #daphne du maurier #books #literature #book and literature #books and literature #book jokes #classic #personal ramblings

[sahonithereadwolf]

Presenting  Sahoni’s Venn-Diagram of Horror Authors

#horror authors #horror #book jokes #I have a million better choices for each of these categories these days

[georgelevon]

Me😂

Be well and be kind my loves❤️

#funny stuff #reading #bookworm #book humor #friends #book jokes

[gideonnavsenormousbiceps]

can we stop giving books really long book titles? Like wdym that's not the name of the series??? It's a whole sentence long. A run-on sentence even. nay, perhaps a paragraph

#books #book jokes #ya books #ya book titles be like #its always the [redacted] of [redacted] and [redacted] #or court of [redacted] #idk its not always bad its just funny #might have been inspired by the new hunger games movie #but thats because the name doesnt fit to me #the hunger games trilogy had short and sweet names and now the name is the standard ya book title #book rant #please im begging the abbeviations look like button mashes #i have no idea what they mean on a post unless they put the entire name anyways #its like skfjshsk #and i have to sit there and be like what series #no hate but Im struggling #ngl ballad of songbirds and snakes is such a sick book name though

[bookburns]

Only after obtaining the earth’s consent.

#book burns #touch the earth #t c mcluhan #book jokes #book humor #booklr #books

[pennamesmith]

She-Ra/Brave New World AU

Ford Prime

that’s all I got

#spop #horde prime #brave new world #silly stuff #puns #im not being very serious #book jokes #smith stuff #has this been done

[appleinducedsleep]

when a character in a book thinks oh I hate my freckles, while I would kill for some cute freckles

#books #book jokes #booklr #book community #text #my text

[ur-daily-inspiration]

#art #draw #drawing #dark academia #light academia #words #quotes #books #book quotes #books and libraries #aesthetic #funny #lol #haha #humor #memes #jokes

[angelicgarnet]

the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right

#woof #like self diagnosis is one thing #but saying someone is autistic because they talk about a specific hobby a lot is weird (and waters down the actual definition of autism) #and its no different than saying someone has ocd bc they organize their books alpabetically #or saying someone has ADHD because they got distracted by something #and people who aren't even autistic are honestly getting way too comfortable with autism jokes

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

#book 24 #the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this #greatest hits #all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way #and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs #a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls #not exactly war crimes but Ok #sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys #can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird…. #if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head #please be normal #will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny

[littler3d]

I’m sorry if I was in any version of the pjo universe I would’ve clocked that Percy was the son of Poseidon as soon as the bathroom incident occurred. Tf you mean “I wonder who your dad is” he EXPLODED A TOILET. Chiron this is the second water incident you have witnessed how are you still confused

#percy jackson series #pjo #percy jackson books #percy jackson #chiron #I’m vaguely joking here #but also…. #if you know this kid has a god as a father #and he has used water to attack #and has remained dry afterwards #I feel like I would’ve gotten it by that point