#booksmart devil

[shimenchus]

it's so telling when someone says radical feminism is "white woman shit" and you bring up the fact that in many places such as africa or asia, the only feminism that prominently exists is radical feminism, and for those places it's just considered regular feminism that you get told those women live in places that aren't progressive enough for them to understand their actions properly. to say these women are too dumb to realize that their beliefs are "bad" simply because they don't align with western mainstream liberal feminism is rooted in xenophobia and racism, not to mention a lack of understanding of the struggles and violence women from these countries regularly go through, which can range anywhere from fgm to men rubbing and wiping their cum on the back of women's clothes in trains. but of course, as usual, there's no intelligent response to this so you just end up getting blocked or get rape wished on you.

#my grandma was born and raised in south sudan she considers herself a feminist and her beliefs #along with all of the women she knows believe in what radfems believe in #being against things like surrogacy forced marriage harmful sex culture misogyny male violence and femicide #i live in a primarily hispanic/black area and literally the only people who try to push gender shit on us is white people #and if you say you don't believe in all that you get called an ignorant white supremacist #white people put the mirror down when you're calling non white people white supremacists #anyway today's rant is brought to you by a white guy who told me (a non white darkskin child of 2 immigrants) #that of course i didn't understand gender politics because i'm too privileged #and then went on to say women in south korea aren't 'booksmart' enough to realize their corset movement is a 'terf' movement..... #my mom always tells me do not engage with white people who want to play devil's advocate with race based matters #and yet here i am doing it again lol #/rambling

[ninrinv]

atz recs !

my fav ateez fics i've read, enjoy!

-most of these are nsfw so mdni-

﹒⟡﹒hongjoong

drive to survive by @bvidzsoo

just barely by @thru-the-grapevine

to make an album by @bambikisss

﹒⟡﹒seonghwa

hiding a vampire 1 2 by @jonghoslvt [⭑]

dancing with the devil + succumbing to the angel by @bro-atz [⭑]

the thing about pretty boys by @wonusite [⭑]

needing you by @lunaclipse [⭑]

safe word: evergreen - ivy by @bro-atz

bound by desire by @jonghoslvt [⭑]

﹒⟡﹒yunho

this by @sanspuppet

emergency by @arafilez

the drill by @byuntrash101 [⭑]

bottle service by @bro-atz [⭑]

﹒⟡﹒yeosang

so in love by @sanspuppet

﹒⟡﹒san

limitless by @sorryimananti-romantic

howling to your moon by @essenteez

after all, you're my wife by @astayinwonderland

vaya con dios by @riboism [⭑]

anatomy by @danihow [⭑]

this by @beenbaanbuun

﹒⟡﹒mingi

good boy @akistaytiny

numb my pain by @yeonjuns-beanie

bad day stress reliever by @dottieisdotting [⭑]

this by @teasteeper

unspoken desires by @yourlocaljonghoe

yeehaw by @desirehorizon [⭑]

booksmart @byuntrash101 [⭑]

﹒⟡﹒wooyoung

this by @1ovewoo

dark room by @sugarnspice630 [⭑]

pretty brown eyes by @ateezscupid

pantie thief by @ja3hwa [⭑]

﹒⟡﹒jongho

this by @jonghoslvt

carnival pleasures by @sanjoongie

﹒⟡﹒ot8 / poly / multiple members

sub ateez by @seventhcallisto [⭑]

kinktober by @ja3hwa [⭑]

this or that by @k-hotchoisan [⭑]

ateez as royals who fall for you hyung maknae by @eightmakesonebraincell [⭑]

[⭑] = fav!

#ateez recs #rinarecs #rinasfavs

[lmskitty]

Teacher AU!!

Nobara Kugisaki: operation prove the Sensei's are dating!!!!!! (Part two)

The next day Nobara comes in guns blazing.

Her first idea is simple, see what Gojo has him listed as on his phone.

"Is that really a thing? Wow you know so much Kugisaki!!" Yuji says amazed. Nobara sighs. These boys are useless.

"Of course it's a thing! See" she showed him her contacts, every single one had an emoji beside it.

"It's common practice to have emojis or cute nicknames for your partner or at least friends! If they are dating I bet Gojo would have him in his phone as something cute."

Yuji nodded sagely. He smiled at the emoji's she had put beside his (🤩) and Fushiguro. ( 😐 ) They even looked like them.

"Why does the smiley face have hearts for eyes beside Maki Sempais?"

Nobara took her phone back.

Getting to Gojo's phone was easy. Yuji asked him what his favourite digimon series was and Nobara grabbed it off the desk. She'd remembered his code because it was the pin to his debit card. This was further information that deeply concerned Fushiguro but he tried not to think to much on it.

"Aha!!" She said scrolling through the lists and then frowning.

"Bangs." Fushiguro read.

"Bangs?!?!? What does that even mean?!?! There's no emojis or even a picture!!! All the names are just descriptive sentences. This one just says bread?!?"

"That's Nanami. He likes bread" Gojo said looming over her shoulder. Nobara shrieked nearly dropping the phone. He grabbed it smiling.

"Why do you have my phone Nobara?" He asked pocketing it swiftly.

"We..wanted to get Geto Sensei's number to ask him what he'd like as a present!" Yuji stumbled. Nobara and Megumi stared at her but then Nobara snapped her fingers.

"Because we missed his birthday! You two are super close, do you know what he likes Gojo Sensei?"

Gojo hummed rubbing his chin.

"See he's tricky, he doesn't have the delicate palate I have"

The trio frowned at that. They'd watched him devour a crepe covered in chocolate syrup that morning and deemed it a nutritional breakfast because it had a strawberry on it.

"He's also got a particular style of clothing so he's hard to shop for there. Ah! Books are always a safe bet. Find a weird book on curses or local history. No guarantee he hasn't read it already though!" He waved his hand.

"Was he always the quiet reading type?" Nobara needled further and Gojo smiled.

"Yes and no, he was always booksmart but he also got in trouble just as badly as I did. It's hilarious he's such a stickler for the rules now when he'd burst out a curse on school grounds even if I slightly annoyed him."

"So the school was overrun with curses then" Megumi said. Gojo ruffled his hair to his annoyance.

"Ah the folly of youth!" He sighed wistfully. "That's very sweet of you to get him a gift. I note I didn't receive a gift from you on my birthday"

"what are you talking about. We definitely got you a gift you just ate the Kikufuku like immediately."

Gojo laughed. "I was hoping you'd believe me and I'd get another gift ah well"

"Why do you even need a gift, you have enough money to buy the whole shop?" Megumi asked.

"Presents taste sweeter" he stated. His phone beeped and he smiled typing a message back quickly. "Speak of the devil! Don't worry your secrets safe with me! Duty calls!" He said and wandered off down the hallway.

Nobara sighed. "Even his ringtone was a standard one. Are you sure they're dating?"

Megumi nodded.

"Did you see them kissing or something?" Yuji said. Megumi went pink.

"Gojo would be a big kisser. He's constantly leaning on everyone I bet he'd be a really clingy boyfriend" Nobara said grimacing.

"No. Just it's the way they are with each other! It's not how friends are...it's deeper than that." He ran a hand through his hair deeply uncomfortable with the way Yuji was eyeing him.

"They always eat at restaurants together"

"So do you and Itadori."

"They're always in each others spaces"

Nobara waved a hand at Yuji leaving against the wall beside Megumi. Megumi took a step to the side.

"They're constantly messaging each other."

Nobara rolled her eyes. "At this rate I have more proof that you two are an item then them and that's an even more ridiculous idea."

"I don't think it's ridiculous! Anyone would be lucky to date Fushiguro!" Yuji exclaimed.

Nobara nodded. "Yeah if they like the silent brooding type but the idea of him dating you is the weird part. You never shut up!" She laughed elbowing him in the ribs as they walked down the hall.

"Well then I'll be a good boyfriend for him then like yin and Yang, I'll do all the talking!" Yuji smiled.

"You can call the waiter over when he's too shy to say his orders wrong!" Nobara and Yuji nodded in decision. Megumi was still pink in the face and apparently had no choice in the matter as he listened to the conversation in front of him, hands in his pockets.

"Anyway! Stage two!" Nobara said pushing the doors to the field outside open roughly.

"Let's observe them together and check out their ~body language~ while Geto Sensei trains the second years!" She waggled her eyebrows for extra effect and Yuji laughed and did it back to her.

#itafushi #satosugu #stsg #goge #gego #teacher!geto #teacher au #nomaki #my writing #jjk fic #jujutsu kaisen

[jebewonmorelike]

Devil by the Whiteboard

wc: 4.2k (so i was way off lmao) pronouns: none used; n/a warnings: MEAN!hanbin he is not nice so be forewarned but the ending suggests he can possibly be fixed maybe but no promises; being alone with a mean person in a hallway; light swears; angst but only towards the end; i wrote that they go to an academy but it could be a university it doesn't change the story summary: booksmart!reader is ready to finally win the scholastic decathlon, but a series of coincidental unfortunate events that couldn't possibly have anything to do with studentbodypresident!hanbin threaten to ruin their chances once more. ~masterlist~ ♡ ~kofi (no pressure at all)~ guys i did it, i finished my masterpiece. i hope you like it. academic play on the title of the txt song, i know-- clever. the scholastic decathlon is inspired by the one in high school musical. also pls don't make fun of me for not knowing how science or chemistry works, i was literally advance in science but my chem teacher in high school was on academic probation for being such a bad teacher and we all nearly failed our regional exams so. anyway pls excuse this or lightly roast me in the tags or comments. i hope you enjoy mean!shanbin... this one might need a part 2... or a prequel. or both. I'M SO EXCITED I FINISHED THIS OMFG I HOPE YOU LOVE IT!

(part two— “i didn’t think you had it in you”)

It's 7 P.M. on a Friday and there's nowhere in the world you'd rather be than at the Regional Scholastic Decathlon Finals. You're about to partake in your favorite extracurricular activity: more academics. There's only one thing you wish you could change...

"I'm so honored to be competing as a team leader in the Regional Scholastic Decathlon Finals," Hanbin says into the handheld microphone. "And I'm even more honored to be competing against who I believe to be the most worthy opponents."

You fight the urge to gag at the Student Body President standing next to you on the makeshift stage.

"And you know each other well, I've been told," the announcer adds with a laugh. "You and (Y/N) are something of academic rivals, yes?"

Hanbin laughs, smile lines on his cheeks only adding to his innocent, clean-cut image. "In the most respectful way. Wouldn't you agree, (Y/N)?"

There are, in truth, very few things you'd agree less with. Coming from a private academy for gifted students, there were several different Scholastic Decathlon teams at your school. The Green Team, the Red Team and the Yellow Team had all already been eliminated this semester, which left the Blue Team (led by Hanbin) and the Pink Team (led by you).

There had also been a new Purple Team formed at the beginning of this year, but they were disbanded when the headmaster found out the "experiments" they were conducting in the science labs were a bit unorthodox.

You honestly weren't sure how much of a "worthy opponent" the Pink Team was at this rate. The Blue Team had won Regionals for three semesters straight and it didn't seem like their streak would end any time soon...

Not with Sung Hanbin on their side.

You glance at the walking, talking cinnamon roll standing next to you and wish fervently that all his teeth would fall out. "Right. Respectful," you chime quietly into your own microphone.

"And (Y/N)! It seems this is always where the Pink Team meets its demise under your leadership," the announcer notes, a bit too happily if you're being honest. "What makes you think you can beat Hanbin this time?"

The audience of family, friends, and teachers laughs awkwardly at the dig of a question. You swallow nervously, taking a deep breath to steady yourself before you answer.

You and Hanbin were total opposites, both competing for the tile of top student since your first year at the academy. He was friendly, outgoing-- a networker, even. When the election for Student Body President came around each year, there weren't any votes cast for anyone except Sung Hanbin (and you knew that for a fact since you were the one counting them). You were more of a behind-the-scenes overachiever. Acing every class, developing plans and putting them into action, and keeping your head down in the hallways to avoid any unwanted social interaction.

Though President Hanbin had been asked to recite a speech for Teacher's Appreciation Week, it was Secretary (Y/N) who had stayed up until the wee hours of the morning writing it.

"I don't think I can beat Hanbin," you say finally. "But I do think the Pink Team can beat the Blue Team. I think that's what you meant to ask, right?"

There's a moment of uncomfortable silence before Hanbin grins, extending his hand for you to shake. "I couldn't agree more. This event is about our teams, not us. Every team member has worked hard to prove their abilities tonight."

You watch as the audience absolutely melts at the handsome boy's charming smile and his words of camaraderie that were merely a more attractive repackaging of your previous reply. You pull your hand back from his as quickly as possible.

The announcer smiles in admiration at the boy to his right. “You are entirely correct, Hanbin. My mistake. And what a wonderful sentiment for you to share with us.”

It barely even phases you anymore: the hold Hanbin could have on people. Maybe you’d have been captivated too, if you weren’t the one person who--.

“(Y/N)?” The announcer prompts, his tone indicating that this isn’t the first time he called your name. “Any words for your team?”

“Oh,” you mumble, mentally shaking off the embarrassment of daydreaming during a regional competition. "Let's do our best! No matter the outcome, though we will strive for a good one, I'm incredibly proud of the work my amazing team has done so far this year and you all should be as well. Fighting!"

"That's just swell," the announcer replies rather unenthusiastically. "Hanbin?"

Hanbin nods, smiling graciously at the announcer and the crowd. "We've put in so much time and effort this semester and I truly believe our labor of love has blossomed into a winning fruit. And, even on the chance that we don't take this win, I will still be so proud of that fruit that is my amazing team. Fighting!"

The audience applauds and the scream sitting in your throat is now desperately trying to claw its way out. Instead, you just smile.

"Hanbin has such a way with words, doesn't he?" The announcer muses to you.

"He does," you agree politely, muttering under your breath, "If that 'way' is stealing them."

"Then let's get this Regional Final started!" The announcer's words are met with applause as you rejoin your team behind your table.

"We've got this," your teammate Maria encourages, patting you on the back gently. "It's our turn to win!"

You nod, smiling at your team and giving them two thumbs up. "Let's win this! Fighting!"

The first subject of the Super Relay is mathematics, an event where each team's members must rotate in a line to solve a new equation while racing against both their opponent and the clock. As the team leader, you are last in line as you will have the least amount of time left on the clock to solve your equation.

Unfortunately, Sung Hanbin is also at the end of the Blue Team's line. While you're better at economics, history, literature, and geography, Hanbin has a slight leg up on you in the math and science departments. But you had been studying overtime and, even if you didn't manage to beat his time in this round, you were confident you could follow closely enough behind that your team would not be hurting for points.

As soon as both teams are set in their positions, the announcer raises one arm. "On your marks, get set..."

"Go!" He signals, lowering his arm as Maria rushes to the shared whiteboard.

Her equation flashes on the screen and you exhale with relief. Maria was the weakest at maths on your team, so she always went first in relays so the other four team members could make up the time. This equation is fairly straightforward and in her wheelhouse, so you're able to relax for awhile.

Each team member finishes their equation, placing their markers on the whiteboard shelf and joining the end of the line until it's finally your turn to solve. David throws his marker down too harshly and it falls to the ground, rolling to the other team's side.

Hanbin is now racing up to the whiteboard for his team, but on his way he bends down and reaches under the chair that your team's marker has rolled under. After a moment, he resurfaces; marker in hand as he smiles at you sweetly, holding it out to you as you run up to the whiteboard.

"I think you might need this," he jokes politely. You give him a nod and tear off the cap as you quickly memorize your equation, smiling to yourself as you realize you've practiced this exact problem in a workbook just last week.

"And look at this sportsmanship from Sung Hanbin!" The announcer commends. "He's the Student Body President for a reason, folks."

You put your marker to the board, attempting to copy your equation as you ignore the adoring audience's endless mumbling about Hanbin. As you write, however, you suddenly realize that the marker in your hand isn't producing any ink.

Panic flows through you as you scribble it desperately against the whiteboard trying to get the ink flowing again, but your efforts are fruitless. You turn to the announcer in a frenzy.

"Please, my marker isn't working!" You exclaim, looking to the judges' table for assistance.

"It worked fine for the previous team member," the announcer contests, watching as you show him the lack of ink. "But, yes, it seems to be out of ink."

He walks to the judges table as your heart sits in your stomach, terrified that some fluke could completely ruin your team's chances of finally beating the Blue Team. You glance over at Hanbin, who, much to your surprise, is looking back at you concernedly.

A judge brings you another approved marker and you resume solving your equation frantically, despite the judge relaying that you would have ten seconds added to your permitted time due to the mishap.

After about 45 seconds, you check Hanbin's progress and your spirit is renewed when you see how quickly you've caught up to him. You're now only two lines behind him in the equation and you can tell Hanbin is caught off guard by your speed.

After another thirty seconds, Hanbin steps back from the whiteboard and nods as he double checks his math. He circles his answer and lays his marker down on the shelf, running to the stop clock and hitting his team's timer.

The audience cheers at the Blue Team leader's probable victory, but you don't let it throw you. Another nine seconds and your answer is circled on the board as you run to the buzzer and stop the clock. Your team surrounds you excitedly, praising you for your focus during the stressful situation and your noticeably quick solving of the equation.

After the judges finalize the results of the mathematics portion of the Super Relay, they hand the announcer a script card. "The results are in! The winner of the mathematics Super Relay is... The Pink Team!"

Your team starts to cheer, jumping up and down ecstatically around you as you remain absolutely shocked at the unexpected win.

You watch as the announcer's eyebrows furrow confusedly, rereading the script card to check if the result is correct.. "Huh. Mathematics is usually where the Pink Team has the most trouble, but with the additional ten seconds added to their time clock... The Pink Team wins by just 0.45 seconds."

You can't help but notice that the announcer looks concerned by the results, but before you can analyze him further you're pulled into your team's celebration. Out of the corner of your eye, you catch Hanbin chewing his lip nervously at the Blue Team's defeat.

~

You're halfway through the Science portion of the Super Relay when your beaker begins to boil. You watch as it bubbles furiously when it's merely supposed to be simmering on the hotplate.

You hover your hand over the hotplate, panic turning into confusion when you feel a low amount of heat that couldn't possibly be boiling the solution in this beaker. Unfortunately the alternative to a hotplate turned up too high was much worse...

"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit," you whisper, taking the beaker off of your hotplate with your gloved hands. As expected, the beaker continues to bubble over even after being removed from heat and you stare at the mixture in horror.

Where had you messed up?

You look around at the different tubes on your table, reading the labels of each vial carefully to see if you'd poured in the wrong liquid by mistake. You check each empty tube, verifying that they were in fact the liquids you had thought they were.

But there's one label that catches your eye in particular. The side of it is sticking up slightly and, cautiously, you peel it off to reveal another label underneath.

Glycerin.

Thankfully it wouldn't kill you, but it was a huge nuisance. You'd have to remake the solution and, as you glance at the time clock, you realize your prospects of finishing are hopeless.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Hanbin hits his team's buzzer in the knick of time, the crowd erupting into applause for the school's golden boy. You chew your cheek, willing yourself not to cry as your team members begin to comfort you. Just as you compose yourself, you hear shouts coming from the other side of the room.

"(Y/N) couldn't even finish the experiment!" One of the younger Blue Team members taunts, smirking at you. "Pink Team is going down!"

"Maybe they should consider appointing a new leader," another Blue Team member jeers. "(Y/N) is clearly--."

"That's not very kind, Ilsung," Hanbin interrupts, placing a hand on the shoulder of both of the younger team members sternly. "Everyone here is trying their best and, unfortunately, mistakes are very easy to make under pressure."

"I didn't make a mistake. The--," you start to correct, but Hanbin has already stepped up onto his metaphorical soapbox once more.

"Whether we are winners in the competition or not, we are the losing team if we don't treat our opponents with the respect they deserve," Hanbin concludes, turning back to face the audience.

"Once again, Sung Hanbin proves his humility and kindness," the announcer coos as Hanbin shakes his head to politely deflect the compliment with a smile. "Exactly what we'd expect from the Fall Regional Scholastic Decathlon champion."

"What!?" You exclaim. "He didn't even win yet!"

"Anyway," the announcer continues as the judges hand him the results, "the winner of the science portion of the Super Relay is... The Blue Team! Obviously!"

You laugh hopelessly. "Obviously, he said."

"It's alright," David reassures. "Double the points in the final Humanities portion. The Blue Team has nothing on us!"

You nod, smiling reluctantly. "You're right. We can still win this! I believe in all of you. Let's do this!"

~

Pink Team is ahead 44 to 36 when you finally step up to the podium to answer your set of twenty humanities questions. Hanbin steps up to his podium, picking up his buzzer and breathing deeply in preparation for the upcoming questions in his weakest area.

You pick up your buzzer, placing your thumb on the trigger comfortably so that it doesn't cramp when you press it rapidly.

"Good luck," Hanbin says, smiling at you cutely.

"Yeah," you manage to reply without throwing up. "You too."

You fire off the five economics questions easily, hitting the buzzer a full second before Hanbin each time. You're on a roll and you don't have any intentions of slowing down.

"Now we'll move onto literature," the announcer prompts, rearranging his script cards.

"One second, please," Hanbin calls suddenly, shifting uncomfortably on his feet. "This is embarrassing but I think there's something in my shoe. Can I be allowed to remove it?"

The judges look at each other momentarily before nodding. "Quickly," one agrees.

Hanbin bends down, untying his shoelace and shaking out his shoe. You look out at the audience, who are all both visibly and audibly fawning over how adorable the Blue Team leader is.

"So endearing, that Sung Hanbin," the announcer remarks fondly.

Hanbin finally hops back up to his feet, nodding at the judges and the audience respectfully. "Please forgive me for the delay."

"No worries at all. Let's jump right back into it then," the announcer segways. "Question six: What is the name of the collection of 85 articles written by Alexander Hamilton, John Jay—.”

You smile as you press your buzzer, but confusion sweeps over you when Hanbin’s buzzer sounds first.

“The Federalist Papers,” he answers, but you can hear a bit of uncertainty in his voice.

“Correct,” the announcer says. “Question seven: Name the correct order of the three cantos of The Divine Com—.”

You press your buzzer, Hanbin’s buzzer ringing out again.

“Inferno, Purgatorio, Paradiso,” the Blue Team leader answers correctly again.

You go through five more questions like this— knowing the answer to them all immediately only to somehow be beaten by Hanbin’s buzzer.

“Um, excuse me?” You ask before the start of the history round. “I think… I think there’s something wrong with my buzzer!"

The announcer turns to the judges who allow the complaint with a nod. "Please test your buzzer several times," the judge on the end requests, gesturing for you to proceed.

You press the button on your buzzer and hear it ring. You press it once more and it rings again. The third time you press it, your cheeks heat up with utter embarrassment. You could've sworn it wasn't working just a moment ago...

You smile uncomfortably. "I'm sorry," you apologize quickly, mortified as your bottom lip tucks between your lips shyly.

"It's okay," Hanbin answers, smile lines appearing on his perfect cheeks. "I know this last section is usually not my best, but I promise it's just because I've been studying so hard. I would be thrown off guard too!"

The audience laughs at his humorous compassion, your error only making way for another opportunity to boost Hanbin's morale. You swear you feel yourself shrinking down, down, down to the size of an ant as Hanbin gets every last point in the final round of the Super Relay.

You pressed the buzzer in the middle of every question.

"It's okay, (Y/N)," Maria says, resting her head on your shoulder. "I'm sure all of that stuff with the marker just threw you off. That wasn't your fault."

You shake your head, completely perplexed by how this had happened and now also beginning to questioning your sanity. "I was pressing the buzzer," you assert, fighting off another round of tears welling up in your eyes as the adrenaline of the competition wheres off.

"I pressed the buzzer every time."

~

"We'll get 'em next semester, (Y/N)!" David encourages. "And they'll never see it coming."

You force yourself to smile, not wanting to to show the team your real emotions. Had you really not been pressing the buzzer? Were you actually going crazy?

"Mm," you agree quietly. "Pink Team: Spring Regional Scholastic Decathlon Champions! We'll make it happen!"

Your team all puts their hands into the circle, shouting, "1, 2, 3: Pink Team on Top!" After saying your temporary goodbyes, you walk through the empty hallway behind the gym and hang your lab coat up on the designated rack. As you secure your lab coat on the hook, you hear a mumbling coming from around the corner.

"Here's five hundred," you hear a familiar voice say as you tiptoe quietly to the end of the hall. "I'll get you the other half by Monday."

"Are you kidding me? You said you'd have it in full! Should've known the kid that was paying me to help him cheat in a Scholastic Decathlon would end up screwing me."

You peak your head out slowly around the corner, taking care not to make any loud sounds that might get you caught.

"Guess that's on you then. By Monday."

As the two men start to go their separate ways, you duck back behind the wall and try to control the rampant beating of your heart. You desperately attempt to silence your breathing as you hear one set of footsteps approach, closing your eyes and exhaling with relief when they continue down the hallway and past your hiding spot in the adjacent corridor.

With your hands over your eyes, you rub your face as tension bubbles to the surface. "Oh my god," you squeak out as the interaction you just witnessed sinks in.

Suddenly, something slams down above your head on the locker you're leaning against and rips you from your thought spiral.

"I'm glad you're finally starting to see my appeal," Hanbin says with a smirk, both hands pressed firmly against the locker on either side of your head. "But I think god might be a bit too much, even by my standards."

You swallow nervously, having had the displeasure of being confronted by Hanbin like this numerous times before. You look around to check if by some miracle there's anyone still lingering in the hallway that's witnessing this.

"Just me," Hanbin seemingly reads your mind. "That's not a problem, is it?"

"Y-you--... You..." He tilts his head expectantly, waiting for you to stop tripping over your own tongue. "You cheated?"

"Oh," Hanbin coos mockingly. "Did I?"

You nod, feeling your bottom lip shake. "You paid that announcer to give you all the answers."

"What?" He asks, face scrunching up in confusion. "He didn't give me the--... You think I, the reigning Regional Champion, need someone to give me the answers? Come on, (Y/N), I know you're smarter than that."

You blink back at him silently, watching as his face lights up in amusement.

"Do you actually have that little self-confidence?" He asks, shaking his head at you in amazement. "You really think your marker just happened to stop working right when it was your turn to solve? Or that the glycerin tube was just coincidentally mislabeled?"

Your lips part as Hanbin pieces the truth together for you.

"You and I both know you pressed that buzzer first every single time," he says earnestly, pouting at you sadly. "Are you really that insecure that you'd believe you were going crazy before you'd believe that I'd rigged your buzzer while I was fixing my shoe?"

"You... you..." You attempt to protest, but once again your stammering proves why you're always just Hanbin's ghostwriter.

His eyebrows furrow in concern and it's unnervingly genuine. "Seriously, (Y/N)? Now you're kind of just making me sad."

The patronizing from Hanbin is the last straw. He can steal your words, he can call you names, he can even sabotage your efforts...

But the moment Sung Hanbin begins to pity you is the moment you can no longer just stand there and take it.

"I'm gonna tell everybody," you threaten, but your voice comes out far too soft and shaky for him to take it seriously.

"I'm sure you are," he mocks, smirking at you. "I'm sure this time you won't just suck it up like you always do."

You lean forward, your face now just a couple inches from Hanbin's and you swear you see just the smallest flash of panic in his eyes at your action. "You're right," you agree. "You're always right, Hanbin."

He stares back at you, unmoving.

"That's why I'm so disappointed," you admit, sentiment suddenly shifting. "It wasn't my lack of confidence that made the possibility that you cheated unfathomable to me. It was honestly that, even after everything we've been through, I've always thought a bit more of you than that."

Hanbin leans back, hands falling to his sides as he continues to frown at you.

"I really don't like you, Hanbin, and I don't like always being in your shadow, but the truth is: you make a much better leader than I would," you confess, everything you've wanted to say now flowing freely out of your mouth. "And up until tonight, I thought that if I had to stand in a shadow, at least it was of someone who on some level deserved to be casting one."

Hanbin just blinks, his lips parting slightly as you study him. When he continues to refuse to react, you turn on your heels and begin to walk back down the hallway in the direction that you'd come from. You're halfway to the doors when Hanbin's voice suddenly rings out behind you:

"Join my team next semester."

You turn around quickly, one eyebrow raised in shock. "What!?"

"You heard me," he replies calmly.

"That's--... That's ridiculous! And your team is full anyway."

"Not for you, it's not," Hanbin quips, walking up to you.

"But--... But--."

"Come on, (Y/N). You just said it yourself: you were never meant to be a leader," Hanbin says as he stops in front of you. "But you're smarter than me. That's why I needed to set you back. There was no way I could've beaten you fair and square this time and you know it."

You stare at him wordlessly, wondering what you did in your past life to have to suffer the acquaintanceship of such an infuriating man.

"Even being thrown off by your stupid marker, you knew that equation like the back of your hand," he continues definitively. "If you had spoken up about the mislabeled tube. If you had trusted yourself about the buzzer..."

"But you knew I wouldn't."

He nods. "So join my team. Anyways, I... I could really use you," he says, a sheepish look on his face that you've never seen him wear around you before. "Blue Team is always able to win Regionals because I know how to beat the Pink Team-- I know how to beat you. But we always lose at Sectionals because the smartest person at our school was on the team we just beat."

You bite your lip, chewing on Hanbin's words as you feel both intensely offended and unfortunately flattered. But you could never let him know the latter. "What about anything that I just said makes you think I would join the team of some cheating asshole?"

To your surprise, he just laughs. "I've never heard you swear before. It's kind of..." He clears his throat, trailing off before he finishes his sentence. "If I'm being honest, your sudden display of willpower is kind of throwing me."

"Well I hope it throws you into another dimension, you self-righteous prick," you respond, turning back around furiously and continuing to walk down the hallway towards the exit doors-- shaking your head at the audacity of the boy called Sung Hanbin.

"Then can I pitch an alternative?" Hanbin calls as your fingers grip the door handle.

You pause, not realizing the mistake you've made as Hanbin's voice ricochets off the walls of the gym hallway:

"Go out with me."

#zerobaseone x reader #zerobaseone #zerobaseone hanbin #sung hanbin #shanbin #sung hanbin drabbles #sung hanbin imagines #zerobaseone fics #zerobaseone imagines #zerobaseone drabbles #boys planet imagines #boys planet drabbles #boys planet #zb1 #zb1 angst #zb1 fluff #zb1 fics #zb1 imagines #zb1 drabbles #zb1 x reader #sung hanbin x reader #sung hanbin fics #shanbin imagines #shanbin drabbles #shanbin x reader #bp999 #bp #boys planet x reader #zb1 hanbin #kpop

[prozd]

my favorite things this year

Best Games I Played in 2023

1. Pokemon Scarlet

2. Luck Be a Landlord

3. Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

4. Meow Tower

5. Until Dawn

6. Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team

7. Fire Emblem

8. Yakuza 3

9. Dragon Quest V

10. Final Fantasy III

also good: Aggretsuko Match 3, Dragon Quest II

Best Shows I Watched in 2023

1. Bocchi the Rock

2. Physical 100

3. The Devil's Plan

4. The Last of Us

5. Love Live Superstar

also good: One Piece (live-action)

Best Movies I Watched in 2023

1. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

2. Blackberry

3. John Wick: Chapter 4

4. RRR

5. Ride Your Wave

6. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

7. The Shape of Water

8. Nimona

9. Promare

10. Heart and Yummie

also good: Conan O'Brien Can't Stop, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish, The Lighthouse, Booksmart, Barbie, Miss Hokusai

Best Board Games I Played in 2023

1. Gloomhaven: Jaws of the Lion

2. Pandemic Legacy: Season 0

3. Welcome to the Moon

4. Two Rooms and a Boom

5. Kitchen Rush

6. My City

7. Pandemic Legacy: Season 2

8. Star Wars: The Deck-Building Game

9. Undaunted: North Africa

10. Dorfromantik: The Board Game

also good: Exit: The Game - The Gate Between Worlds, Anomia, Fabled Fruit, Monikers, Sky Team, Phantom Ink, Adrenaline, Honey Buzz, Godzilla: Tokyo Clash, Clever Cubed, Heat: Pedal to the Metal, Tales of the Arabian Nights, Poetry for Neanderthals, Legendary Encounters: The Matrix

#year in review

[their-we-go]

50+ Queer Movie Recommendations

Hi! I'm Ray, and I love queer movies. Here are all of the ones that I've seen that I can think of, including some favourites and some not-so-favourites.

Please feel free to ask me about particular movies or to recommend new ones that aren't on here yet—I'd really love to hear your suggestions!

Comedies & Rom Coms

D.E.B.S (2004)

But I’m a Cheerleader (1999)

Big Eden (2000)

The Birdcage (1996)

Happiest Season (2020)

Imagine Me & You (2005)

Latter Days (2003)

In & Out (1997)

Booksmart (2019)

Victor/Victoria (1982)

The Watermelon Woman (1996)

Horror & Thrillers

Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

What Keeps You Alive (2018)

Fear Street Trilogy (2021)

Jennifer’s Body (2009)

The Handmaiden (2016)

Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)

Rope (1948)

Arthouse Films

Mulholland Dr. (2001)

Tropical Malady (2004)

The Duke of Burgundy (2014)

Documentaries & Based on True Events

The Celluloid Closet (1996)

Disclosure (2020)

A Secret Love (2020)

Pride (2014)

Historical

Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019)

Carol (2015)

The Favourite (2018)

Desert Hearts (1985)

Maurice (1987)

Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Born in Flames (1983)

All of Us Strangers (2023)

Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)

Coming of Age

The Way He Looks (2014)

The Half of It (2020)

Bottoms (2023)

Edge of Seventeen (1998)

Shelter (2007)

Boys (2014)

Do Revenge (2022)

Summer Storm (2004)

Handsome Devil (2016)

Beautiful Thing (1996)

Get Real (1998)

North Sea Texas (2011)

Heartstone (2016)

Drama

Denied (2004)

Moonlight (2016)

Call Me By Your Name (2017)

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

You & I (2014)

God’s Own Country (2017)

The Boys in the Band (1970)

Weekend (2011)

Thanks for reading, and happy watching!

#queer movie rec list #i made one of these a few years ago but i've done a lot of watching since then lol #queer movies #movies #movie recs #queer movie recs

[letgoandfallforyou]

Rating LGBTQ+ Movies I have watched

Patrik, Age 1.5 (2008) - 8/10

Fair Haven (2016)- 8/10

The 10 Year Plan (2014) - 6/10

Crush (2022)- 7/10

Elisa and Marcela (2019)- 5/10

The Christmas Set Up (2020)- 8/10

Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019)- 10/10

Princess Cyd (2017)- 8/10

D.E.B.S (2004) - 10/10

Saving Face (2004) - 8/10

But I'm a Cheerleader (1999) - 9/10

Booksmart (2019) - 9/10

Weekend (2016) - 8/10

Carol (2015) - 9/10

Pride (2014) - 10/10

Handsome Devil (2017)- 8/10

Dating Amber (2020)- 9/10

Maurice (1987)- 10/10

Big Eden (2000)- 7/10

Prom (2020) - 5/10

A New York Christmas Wedding (2020)-6/10

Happiest Season (2020) - 7/10

Imagine Me and You (2005)- 8/10

Boy Culture (2007)- 5/10

God's Own Country (2017)- 9/10

The Way He Looks (2014)- 10/10

Boys (2014)- 9/10

Bedrooms and Hallways (1998) - 3/10

Is it Just Me? (2010) - 4/10

My Beautiful Laundrette (1985)- 7/10

The thing about Harry (2020)- 7/10

All Over the Guy (2001) - 5/10

Beautiful Thing (1996) - 9/10

Touch of Pink (2004)- 4/10

Shelter (2007)- 9/10

Latter Days (2003)- 8/10

The Old Guard (2020)- 10/10

The Half of It (2020)- 6/10

Love, Simon (2018)- 7/10

Brokeback Mountain (2005)- 9/10

Dashing in December (2020)- 7/10

Breaking Fast (2020)- 8/10

Just Friends (2018)- 9/10

Single all the Way (2021)- 7/10

Bros (2022)- 7/10

Still so many more out there that I haven't watched so please give any recommendations (I have a preference for ones with happy or hopeful endings)!

#patrik age 1.5 #pride 2014 #maurice 1987 #brokeback mountain #Carol #Booksmart #d.e.b.s #lgbtq #movies #lgbtq movies #the old guard #lgbtq cinema #lgbtmovies

[svechnikovvv]

I keep imagining if the Hughes had a sister who doesn’t play any sports and is the opposite of her brothers 😂 like all quiet and reserved

OKAY, i know i usually don’t do this, but a headcanon is perfect for this. hughes!reader who is all quiet, reserved & doesn’t play sports

you’d definitely get a suite at the boys’ games because they all know how much you like your quiet

CONSTANTLY being asked to 1v1, but you just want to read or stay in

always being asked, “your family plays hockey, so why don’t you?”

let’s say you’re more of an artsy person and mama and dad hughes are confused because they aren’t that artistic. so it’s like, who did you get it from?

booksmart™️

ALWAYS studying for something

“y/n, please, it’s been three hours.” -> “luke, i told you i’ll be down there in a second.” -> “that was three hours ago!”

people always being confused when quinn, jack, or luke say they have a sister

“there’s a fourth hughes?” -> “uh… yeah”

trevor, alex & cole constantly hitting on you

the boys being protective as hell over you, acting like your dads

they’d all have different levels of protectiveness of course

like, just imagine:

“y/n, where are you going?” -> “to hangout with my friend?” -> “not wearing that” -> “jack, it’s ripped jeans” -> “too much skin!”

“y/n, be home no later than 10” -> “luke, isn’t your bedtime 9?”

“who was that guy?” -> “someone from class” -> “mm, i don’t like his intentions” -> “quinn, he was helping me study” -> “no dating until you’re thirty”

them coming to you for advice on girls

actually deciding to try and play a little 1v1 against one of the boys and absolutely failing

“y/n, you just scored in your own goal!”

always attending the family skates for jack and quinn, because you could at least skate

being bestfriends with some of the canucks and devils and acting as an older sister to the umich guys

i can imagine some of the umich guys also hitting on you

“that’s my sister you oaf!”

movie nights are definitely a blast

luke and jack would definitely fight over what movie to put on, and you and quinn would just watch

you end up not even watching either of the movies 💀

because mama hughes has to intervene

could definitely see you and jack being the last ones awake and drawing on luke & quinn’s faces

never really arguing with any of them because you just want peace and quiet

scaring them sometimes just by standing there and waiting for them to turn around

the only time you were really loud was on their draft days

overall, being an amazing sister and so supportive of them even if you just want the world to be quiet sometimes

a/n: i kinda like this 🫣

#jack hughes #quinn hughes #luke hughes

[writingonleaves]

meet our oc - clementine sandoval

the blue au masterlist

**spoiler free!!**

The basics!

Clementine Ana Sandoval was born on July 9, 1997 in Toronto, Ontario.

Her mother, Maeve Sandoval (nee Brennan) is of Irish descent and grew up around Boston, Massachusetts, Her father, Miguel Sandoval, is of Hispanic descent and grew up around Secaucus, New Jersey. 

They met at the University of New Hampshire, where Maeve played on the soccer team. That’s where she met Ellen Weinberg and thus eventually bringing the Sandovals and Hughes families together. 

An only child (by blood, at least)

Clementine played soccer growing up, playing club until she graduated high school. She was a midfielder, known for scoring clutch goals out of nowhere. 

Clementine went to University of California, Los Angeles for undergrad. She graduated in 2019 with a biology degree. Afterwards, she went to Stanford University for medical school. After Stanford, she was placed at NYU Langone Health for her combined emergency room and pediatrics residency, thus leading to her living with Jack and Luke Hughes starting in the 2023-2024 season in Hoboken, New Jersey.

Nicknames include Clem (by Quinn, Ellen and most others), Clemmy (by Luke and Trevor Zegras), Clee (by Jack), Sunshine (by Jim)

Key character traits: protective, kind, outgoing, caring, generous

Clothing style: when she's not in scrubs, sundresses in the summer, sweaters in the winter, sweatshirts in the branding of the devils, canucks, umich, stanford and ucla. she loves her branded sweatshirts. avid earring enthusiast

She meets Nico Hischier after the first game of the 2023-2024 season when she’s waiting by the locker rooms with Jack and Luke. 

Random fun tidbits!

A black coffee hater

Thinks Michigan is just fine, much to the dismay of Quinn, Jack and Luke

Underrated and subtle friendship alert: Brock Boeser. They got along immediately when Quinn introduced the two when Clementine still lived in California and the Canucks played in San Jose

Gets jokingly hit on by Matthew Tkachuk every single time they see each other

Learned how to knit from her mother because she was getting cold watching the boys play in rinks growing up

Known to be The Sister Figure to all

Insanely booksmart but plays it off

Can’t skate for her life

Always receives jewelry from Ellen on her birthday

Favorite movie of all time is The Edge of Seventeen

Speaks conversational Spanish; used to be fluent when she was younger

Trevor described her once as “a girl who could kick your ass to China and back but would immediately fly 1,000 miles to you if something was wrong” and that sums it up pretty well. 

Despite her love for mentoring, her brothers and kids, she’s always been hesitant about having her own kids. 

Favorite musical artists: Taylor Swift, Carly Rae Jepson, SZA, Kacey Musgraves, Sabrina Carpenter, NIKI. A pop girly for sure, but listens to a bit of everything.

#started this to keep my own lines from crossing and figured it might be useful to some!! #the blue au

[cinderella-ish]

today's fruits basket hot take: these three are a younger version of the original mabudachi trio

yuki = hatori

constantly beset by the other two

doesn't try to hide his annoyance

still loves them dearly

knows they'd do anything for him and are largely responsible for him surviving and healing from severe trauma

probably bi but in deep, deep denial

at least one of the other two was definitely in love with him at one point

booksmart

has a bit of a complex about an aspect of his appearance and everyone knows it

needs to learn how to relax

most likely to call member 3 of the trio an idiot

fell for a woman who's both hyper competent and a complete disaster

falling in love marked a huge step in their healing

responsible and dependable

extremely low opinion of self

reserved and mysterious but really kind of a mess

haru = ayame

white hair

unique personal style

breaks school uniform code and looks great doing it

frequently declares his love for Yuki, much to Yuki's chagrin

makes wearable things

openly bi, fuck the haters

shows his love in unique ways

says ridiculous things with no clear indication of whether he's being serious or not

sees the best in his loved ones

loves hard

fell for a cool woman who also has a unique personal style

the curse was a barrier to his relationship

people wrongly think he's an idiot

way more observant and thoughtful than he's given credit for

kakeru = shigure

seems carefree, is actually incredibly calculated

will needle people in pursuit of information/own goals

booksmart but doesn't mind if people think he's an idiot, possibly encourages that perception so people will underestimate him

openly bi but always in a joking way so there's ✨plausible deniability✨

casual, easygoing style also probably a calculated choice

knows how to have fun

handsome devil

actually hangs out with people who aren't the other two or his romantic partner

reveals very little of himself to all but a select few

rejected the life that was laid out for him in childhood & broke free of assigned role

was already in love before the series started

definitely gives their romantic partner multiple headaches a day

good at giving advice in metaphor form

sees the big picture

manipulative and single-minded in pursuit of his goal, but more empathetic and caring than he'd ever admit

actually does help the first member of his trio, wouldn't believe you if you told him that

#fruits basket #furuba #fruba #yuki sohma #hatsuharu sohma #kakeru manabe #ayame sohma #hatori sohma #sad seahorse daddy hatori sohma #shigure sohma #hot take #by cinderella-ish #mabudachi trio #new mabudachi trio #character analysis #furuba analysis #fruba analysis #fruits basket analysis #analysis #my meta

[indie-queer-movie-tournament]

Entries List (which I will keep updated)

Anything in bold has propaganda

Alex Strangelove (2018)

Alice Junior (Alice Júnior) (2019)

A Moment in the Reeds (Tämä hetki kaislikossa) (2017)

A Single Man (2009)

And Then We Danced (და ჩვენ ვიცეკვეთ) (2019)

Beach Rats (2017)

Big Eden (2000)

BPM (Beats Per Minute) (2017)

Blue is the Warmest Colour (La Vie d'Adèle - Chapitres 1 et 2) (2013)

Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)

Booksmart (2019)

Bottoms (2023)

Bound (1996)

Boys (Jongens) (2014)

Boys Don’t Cry (1999)

Breakfast with Scot (2007)

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)

Camp (2003)

Can You Ever Forgive Me (2018)

Carol (2015)

Call Me By Your Name (2017)

Center of My World (Die Mitte der Welt) (2016)

Chasing Amy (1997)

Closet Monster (2015)

Cloudburst (2011)

Colette (2018)

Crash (1996)

Crush (2022)

Dating Amber (2020)

D.E.B.S. (2004)

Desert Hearts (1984)

Disobedience (2017)

Duck Butter (2018)

Edge of Seventeen (1998)

Elephant (Słoń) (2022)

Esteros (2016)

Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022)

Fire Island (2022)

Freak Show (2017)

Funeral Parade of Roses (薔薇の葬列) (1969)

Get Real (1998)

God’s Own Country (2017)

Grandma (2015)

Handsome Devil (2016)

Happiest Season (2020)

Happy Together (春光乍洩) (1997)

Hearts Beat Loud (2018)

Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001)

I Can't Think Straight (2008)

I Dream in Another Language (Sueño en otro idioma) (2017)

I Killed My Mother (2009)

I Love You Phillip Morris (2009)

In & Out (1997)

Jenny's Wedding (2015)

Je Tu Il Elle (1974)

Kajillionaire (2020)

Kill Your Darlings (2013)

Kinky Boots (2005)

Latter Days (2003)

Longtime Companion (1989)

Mario (2018)

Maurice (1987)

Milk (2008)

Moonlight (2016)

Mosquita Y Mari (2012)

Mulholland Drive (2001)

My Beautiful Laundrette (1985)

Mysterious Skin (2004)

Nina's Heavenly Delights (2006)

North Sea Texas (Noordzee, Texas) (2011)

Operation Hyacinth (Hiacynt) (2021)

Pariah (2011)

Patrik Age 1.5 (Patrik 1,5) (2008)

Portrait of a Lady on Fire (Portrait de la jeune fille en feu) (2019)

Princess Cyd (2017)

Professor Marston and the Wonder Women (2017)

Rafiki (2018)

Rūrangi (2020)

Saving Face (2005)

Selah and the Spades (2019)

Shiva Baby (2020)

Sorry Angel (Plaire, Aimer et Courir Vite) (2018)

Straight Up (2019)

Swan Song (2021)

Tangerine (2015)

Tár (2022)

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994)

The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant (Die Bitteren Tränen Der Petra Von Kant) (1972)

The Bubble (הבועה) (2006)

The Conformist (Il conformista) (1970)

The Feels (2017)

The Half of It (2020)

The Handmaiden (아가씨) (2016)

The Kids Are All Right (2010)

The Lost Boys (Le Paradis) (2023)

The Meetings of Anna (Les Rendez-vous d'Anna) (1978)

The Miseducation of Cameron Post (2018)

The Power of the Dog (2021)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

The Strong Ones (Los fuertes) (2019)

The Watermelon Woman (1996)

The Way He Looks (Hoje Eu Quero Voltar Sozinho) (2014)

The 10 Year Plan (2014)

Tomboy (2011)

Totally Fucked Up (1993)

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995)

Transamerica (2005)

Water Lillies (Naissance des Pieuvres) (2007)

Yossi & Jagger (יוסי וג'אגר) (2002)

You, Me and Him (2017)

#i'll add my own propaganda to the movies i like but i haven't written it yet #in the meantime please send stuff in! #i also have seen several of these way too long ago to remember anything much to say about them even if i did like them

[fkevin073]

thanks for the tag @hellshee

statistical "which character" personality quiz

Complete match list

Violet Parr (The Incredibles): 82%

Waylon Smithers (The Simpsons): 81%

Lady Edith Crawley (Downton Abbey): 81%

Mitchell Pritchett (Modern Family): 81%

Hazel Grace Lancaster (The Fault in Our Stars): 81%

Lexi Howard (Euphoria): 81%

Nick Carraway (The Great Gatsby): 80%

Kate Pearson (This Is Us): 80%

Harry Bright (Mamma Mia!): 80%

Julie Mayer (Desperate Housewives): 79%

Emma Pillsbury (Glee): 79%

Dana Polk (The Cabin in the Woods): 79%

Abbi Abrams (Broad City): 79%

Evan (Superbad): 78%

Stu (The Hangover): 78%

Nina Locke (Locke & Key): 78%

Eric Forman (That 70's Show): 77%

Alan Harper (Two and Half Men): 77%

Tina Cohen-Chang (Glee): 77%

Andrea Sachs (The Devil Wears Prada): 77%

Amy Antsler (Booksmart): 77%

Anastasia Steele (Fifty Shades of Grey): 77%

Ted Mosby (How I Met Your Mother): 76%

Agt. Wendell Pleakley (Lilo & Stitch): 76%

Columbus (Zombieland): 76%

Charlie Kelmeckis (The Perks of Being a Wallflower): 76%

Manny Delgado (Modern Family): 76%

Lilah MacManus (Ctrl+Alt+Del): 76%

Ann Perkins (Parks and Recreation): 75%

Ben Wyatt (Parks and Recreation): 75%

no pressure tag @angel-starbeam @annoying-leftist-donkey @ilcits @alexandria-millie @starlight-and-thunder

#ask #quiz

[majicmarker]

tagged by: @redbelles + @carry-the-sky aka the devil and angel on my shoulders, probably???

favorite color: depends on what it is (black for clothes, an obnoxious pop of whatever color for shoes, dark blue for writing, opal for jewelry, army green for those slouchy bags i like, various browns for bedding and comfy items, usually purple for random knickknacks that come in several options)

last song: “the waiting” -> tom petty and the heartbreakers (it’s been A Mood lately)

currently reading: jenny trout’s ac0tar recaps (i don’t want this to wind up in their tag lmao i know i’d get straight-up murdered for criticizing this garbage series)—and those books are objectively bad (yes, OBJECTIVELY, by virtue of all the technical issues in continuity alone. no one can convince me an editor looked at that. also, yk? the blatant ableism and racism and this woman for sure hates poor people, too. fuckin yikes, bro.

last movie: …i think i had booksmart on again for book 2 inspo? but i’ve been in a podcast mood again so mostly it’s been how did this get made? on my tv

sweet/spicy/savory: WHAT PRECISELY AM I EATING (ig savory??? i love salt. keeps the demons outta my body.)

currently working on: book 2, how to survive a teen sex comedy, which is going either super well or super “i’m gonna walk into a lake,” depending on the day

tagging: @woodswit @agentmmayy @hangon-silvergirl @maybedeadbutstillpretty idk, whoever else wants to, and for those tagged u are also free to ignore me, i’ve been on a tag game kick bc i have no focus left in my goblin brain and i’m making it everyone else’s problem

#dash games

[number1girl]

this is coming from someone who rated booksmart one star and has been a full time professional olivia wilde HATER for years, but i don’t like that people are so committed to making her the villain in the don’t worry darling drama that they’re forgetting the actual devil, which is shia labeouf. like he fully is a domestic and sexual abuser. olivia is a typical hollywood weirdo who enabled him for her own gain. why would you take his side in order to dunk on her that makes no sense

#saw someone on tiktok (of course) saying ‘i think shia and florence collaborated to leak those texts! as they should 😌’ ummmmmm #abuse / #sa /

[playlistbaby]

ok ok! here is the masterlist of all my best of the soundtrack playlists on spotify! I will update this post as I continue to post more -

TV Shows:

Woke

Reservation Dogs

Feel Good

Lovecraft Country

Brassic

Russian Doll

Insecure

Normal People

Outer Range

High Fidelity

Big Little Lies

The OA

GLOW

Letterkenny

Reboot

Atlanta

Fargo Season 2

The Politician

The End of the F***ing World

The Last Movie Stars

Shoresy

Platonic

Survival of the Thickest

Movies:

The Graduate (1967)

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)

Fata Morgana (1971)

Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)

Do The Right Thing (1989)

Boyz N The Hood (1991)

Dazed and Confused (1993)

Chungking Express (1994)

Clueless (1995)

Different For Girls (1996)

Magnolia (1999)

The Limey (1999)

In The Mood For Love (2000)

The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)

By Hook or by Crook (2001)

Igby Goes Down (2002)

School of Rock (2003)

2046 (2004)

D.E.B.S. (2004)

Wild Combination: A Portrait of Arthur Russell (2008)

Seven Psychopaths (2012)

Handsome Devil (2016)

A Simple Favor (2017)

Atomic Blonde (2017)

The Shape of Water (2017)

Genesis (2018)

Booksmart (2019)

Palm Springs (2020)

The Half Of It (2020)

The Lovebirds (2020)

Fear Street 1994 (2021)

Fear Street 1978 (2021)

Fear Street 1666 (2021)

Anything’s Possible (2022)

Do Revenge (2022)

Fire Island (2022)

All Of Us Strangers (2023)

Barbie (2023)

Bottoms (2023)

Good Grief (2023)

#playlist #feel good netflix #russian doll #fire island #atomic blonde #the shape of water #booksmart #lowkey guessed on some of those movie years..

[skelettflickan]

It's done!! Took much longer than it should've, i feel a bit rusty. My DnD characters fit the colours perfectly, so I had to do this challenge with them.

About the characters 👇

Orange: Malawin the firbolg paladin. They were taken by a fey as a baby and sent back to the material plane when they were a teenager with no memories of what had happened during their whole childhood. Trauma, anger issues, but also a lust for life, a great need to protect those in need, and to do the right thing.

Yellow: Egg the lizardfolk sorcerer. The only character who I haven't played, and probably never will (I want to do a book with him. SOME DAY). Dumb as can be, fell into the magic soup as a kid and got wild magic powers babeyy.

Green: Jorunn, my sweet child. My first PC. A half-orc barbarian, raised by her orc family, left to try out life among humans. Joined a circus and gained a found family!

Turquoise: Mielikki the elven wizard. Spent her childhood basically locked up because her family were afraid to lose another child. She's very booksmart, but extremely naive and knows nothing about the world outside elven society.

Blue: The lizard rogue of many names, known to her party members as Akra. Began life as an exotic pet, then a street urchin, part of a crime syndicate, and then finally; trying to save the world from demons and devils.

Purple: Lucky the tiefling rogue. Their parents were told by everyone that the devil child was a curse, and they named them Lucky to spite their superstitious neighbors. Lucky is currently kind of dead but kind of not, stuck with the party in some kind of limbo, trying to find their way back to the living.

Pink: Joey Lynne, a charming, vivacious satyr bard. Only here to have fun, play music, meet new people, and go on an adventure or two. Going to play her in a small campaign starting next week!

Red: Aelius the half elf cleric. Used to be a physician for many years, but after almost dying and being saved by a cleric of Ilmater decided to change path. Healing magic is more effective than medicine and crude surgery.

#color wheel #color wheel challenge #dnd character #lizardfolk #tiefling #half orc #elf #firbolg #satyr #artfart #tagging is hard lol #i kinda want to change the wheel itself a bit but i gotta stop tweaking things and just be done