I find it funny that frenry is such a cat-owning couple despite there being no canon evidence towards that literally just vibes and because it makes a nice contrast to sodashipping, which is the most dog-owning couple to exist (TOMMY LITERALLY HAS AN IMMORTAL DOG!!!)
And then you start shipping them in a giant polycule and there is c o n f l i c t about pets; Darnold calmly reminds Gordon and Benrey that the four of them already own a dog and that owning a cat wouldn't be the best idea to which Benrey and Tommy (not Gordon because he is a tired man and just chilling with Joshua who the polycule is also raising together) remind Darnold that Sunkist is the perfect dog and wouldn't do anything bad to a cat. They eventually get the cat and everything is great. The cat is named after a video game character because I said so.
Meanwhile Boomer (or Goomby) is definitely a ship that owns snakes, I'm not elaborating.
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MORE HEADCANONS!!!!
Gordon (martini) Feetman
- FTM — He/Him strictly
- Top surgery, bottom growth, on testosterone for 8 years.
- Bisexual
- 6’1
- Skin: 7b3a1e / Eyes: 41543b/523d37 / Hair: 4f1b1a with 794346 streaks
- Designated color: a04f29
- Ships: Benrey, Tommy, Forzen
Coomer
- FTM, any pronouns but she/he preferred with no preference to which
- No top surgery (wasn’t inherently needed since he’s plus-sized), bottom surgery, doesn’t remember how long she’s been on T.
- MLM
- 5’3
- Skin: a97c61 / Eyes: 4a5a3b / Hair (when young): 311606 with 624235 strands (highlights? idk what you’d call it) / Hair (when old): 7c706b
- Designated color: 08370a
- Ships: Bubby
Bubby
- Intersex / Agender, genuinely any pronoun as LONG as it’s not she/her, prefers it/they *slightly*
- MLM, but really only likes Coomer and has only ever liked her
- 5’10, it’s very lanky though
- Skin: dfaea0 / Eyes: 7888a6 / Hair (when young): ce7c46 / Hair (when old): eedbce
- Designated color: 189b9e
- Ships: Coomer
Tommy Coolatta
- Male aligned, AMAB they/he, fluctuates depending on the day to which they prefer
- Aroace aligned, pansexual, ambiamorous, hard for him to form romantic attraction due to just overly being very affectionate to anyone he likes platonic included
- 6’5
- Skin: 79482b / Eyes: efa10d / Hair: efa10d, his roots are a65e3e
- Designated color: f6bd00
- Ships: Benrey, Gordon, Forzen, Darnold
Benrey
- AMAB, genderless, it/it’s mostly but doesn’t mind he/they as well
- Aroace aligned but also hypersexual, NMLM, also Ambiamorous, has a really hard time understanding romantic attraction due to not being human
- 5’6 roughly, fluctuates though (once again non human shit)
- Skin (at the beginning of the series): f6bd00 / Skin (at the end of the series): bfcbec / Eyes (beginning of the series): 1f45b0 / Eyes (end of series): ffbc52(sclera) & a36d16(iris)
- Designated color: 1300ff
- Ships: Gordon, Tommy, Forzen
Darnold
- AMAB, They/He
- MLM, Polyamorous
- 6’
- Skin: 26150e / Eyes: d0bc73 / Hair: 251e1b with 8e8683 roots
- Designated color: ffb687
- Ships: Forzen, Tommy
Forzen
- FTM, Demiboy, aligns more with non-binary, They/Xe/It/He
- No surgeries at all, doesn’t care to bind, on testosterone since xe joined the army
- 5’10
- Skin: ac8064 / Eyes: (R) 362b26 & (L)84a3bc / Hair: e3c092
- Designated color: 23a549
- Ships: Darnold, Tommy, Benrey Gordon
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There are four seasons in the HLVRAI fandom now we've decided
Benrey Burger spring (draw benby eating a burger)
Hot Gordon summer* (draw gordon at the beach without a shirt on)
Tommy Tux autumn** (draw tommy wearing a tuxedo)
Boomer Shooter winter (draw the boomers with really big guns)
* Summer is also the time of sunburnt Benrey summer, but that is currently irrelevant and he's hogging the seasons /silly
**I typed autism twice while trying to write autumn help
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