Jack: Everyone's like, "Find a therapist! Find a therapist!"
Jack: Therapists should be fighting each other to the death to see who gets a peek inside my beautiful mind.
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i like to think that tim changes his appearance as much as he can when he leaves the casino, so maybe when he looks in the mirror he won’t see jack anymore
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So I decided to restart Borderlands from TPS onwards. I'm not playing BL1. I fucking HATE BL1 and bruuuuuuuuh. I'm so aggravated with the shit they do in TPS. When I save quit it doesn't put me at my last save point it puts me BACK TO THE START OF THE MAP???? Did it always do this? I can't believe I would forget something this aggravating. It's fucking awful. Sooooooo I might not finish The Presequel either and might just start BL2 with a fresh character instead. Cause like.....wtf you expect people to finish an entire mission on an entire map without save/quitting mid-way through?
It's been a hot minute since I played this game, see years so maybe I just forgot but bruh. If that's how the game is designed that's fucking terrible.
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this is how the beginning of ep 2 went (CANON)
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Wilhelm seeing Gaige in BL2, moments before he's erased from existence by means of anarchy, finally realizing what the fuck Claptrap was talking about back in the day with his "Mechromagician" action package
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Moxxi: Go see the girls in the back room. It's on me.
Timothy: Girls?
Janey: Yep. Moxxi runs a house of ill repute in back.
Timothy: Ill? You mean a hospital?
Janey: I mean a cathouse.
Timothy: A pet store?
Janey: A brothel.
Timothy: A soup kitchen?!
Janey: Yeah... A soup kitchen.
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I am smarter than you. I don't mean to condescend, that's just a fact. Oh, I'm sorry ‘Condescend' is a word that means 'talk down to'. You got that, kitten?
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IM SO GLAD TO SEE BORDERLANDS POP BACK UP ON MY FEED!!!!!!!
I LOVE the way you draw them, your sketches are like Borderlands personified if you know what I mean?? And JackxNisha is so... I'm so glad you're still drawing them ❤️🤠🫣
is this bottom ? :D REACH for it!!!!
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