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arataka-reigen · 1 month
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hcshannon · 9 months
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from the AI Rap Battles
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, it's time for a rap battle showdown! In one corner, we have the quirky Twin Peaks, filled with mystery and unconventional peaks. And in the other corner, we have the charming Picket Fences, a small-town classic that never ceases. Get ready for some fiery rhymes and witty lines, as these TV classics face off in this rap divine!
Verse 1 - Twin Peaks:
Yo Picket Fences, in this battle you're defenseless,
Your small-town charm ain't got nothing on our suspense,
We've got damn fine coffee and the log knows it too,
While you're stuck solving petty crimes, we're through and through.
Verse 2 - Picket Fences:
Twin Peaks, you're lost in a foggy haze,
Your plot twists confusing, counting the days,
We got the heartland, community united,
While your characters are forever twisted and blighted.
Verse 3 - Twin Peaks:
Picket Fences, you're a quaint little show,
But let's be real, your ratings always stay low,
We're the cult classic, our fanbase they go wild,
While you're stuck with G-rated drama, we're too wild.
Verse 4 - Picket Fences:
Twin Peaks, with your supernatural shtick,
Our cast is unforgettable, you're just slick,
You're wrapped up in a cherry pie-loving haze,
But we're here to uncover life's true craze.
Verse 5 - Twin Peaks:
Picket Fences, you're like a white picket dream,
But we dig deeper, your shallowness extreme,
You may have won an Emmy here and there,
But we're the timeless masterpiece, it's just not fair.
Verse 6 - Picket Fences:
Twin Peaks, you're lost in your own abyss,
We've got the heart, the humor, the bliss,
You may have your cult following, all obsessed,
But we're the true winner, simply the best!
Announcer: Ooh, the burns are real, and the insults slicing through! Who will take the ultimate crown, Twin Peaks or Picket Fences? Stay tuned to find out who wins this epic rap battle showdown!
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lilybug-02 · 6 months
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Wrong Door…
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@akanemnon a thing popped into my head and I am very impulsive. ❤️
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bixels · 2 months
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Messy Trixie Charleston dance roughs.
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reigobun · 5 months
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actually terrified to post this opelasehlep ive seen so many cooler fern designs 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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aprilmr · 1 year
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No way
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greekceltic · 2 months
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ambiguous bed threats
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frenchublog · 5 months
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nelkcats · 7 months
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Help is just a click away
Danny was bored, it's not something new, the Infinite Realms were not the epitome of fun and the portals had been closed after the fight he had with his parents. It was safer that way, no one could get hurt, humans or ghosts.
That didn't mean the halfa couldn't miss them: his family, his friends, or the life he had before. All he had left were the ghosts, which was fine, but it wasn't enough. He felt unbalanced, unwell.
Clockwork told him it was because of his obsession, his obsession to help and protect was being fulfilled but only halfway. He had enough ectoplasm to last a lifetime but Danny was a human too, he needed to see the stars, to help people. He needed it desperately.
Clockwork noticed this and seeing that the boy could not return to his original dimension, he gave him permission to travel to the DC universe as long as he was careful. It was unlikely that they would attack the halfa there, they were all "special" and Danny would go unnoticed. But the boy still wanted to help.
So he formed a small business. He created a simple app and granted help to anyone who made a request. From saving a kitten from the trees to transporting very heavy packages.
It worked wonders and lowered his stress levels greatly. Danny thought he could get used to it, until people started making stranger requests and before he knew it, the so-called "Justice League" was at his door. Of course, he escaped, although that probably didn't help sell his innocence.
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cemeterything · 1 month
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How so-called "Died and came back wrong" fans look when real zombie horror comes at them:
if more zombie horror focused more on the "died and came back wrong" aspect and less on jumpscares and guys in halloween makeup screaming and biting people and jerking the camera around i would enjoy them more
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viriborne · 1 year
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Do u think that mc has to go to the vet in the Devildom to get proper medical care. Like not even sheep mc, just human mc. Since Devildom doctors will only be trained with the bodies of demons but vets are trained with all types of creatures in mind.
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sinematically · 1 year
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watched avatar 2 with my mom yesterday and her review was “not enough violence, Jake should have listened to his wife” and yeah I agree mom.
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hcshannon · 10 months
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I just made Freakazoid vs The Tick
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seagreenstardust · 2 months
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“When toxic behavior is portrayed as romantic, it’s problematic. When problematic behavior is portrayed as a character flaw for a character to work through, it’s good storytelling.”
Katsuki Bakugou, my friends.
His behavior was problematic but never once portrayed as romantic at the same time. Katsuki said and did awful abusive things, and he also chose to be better when he was given the chance. If you’re still hung up on chapter 1 Katsuki now then I don’t think you’ve been reading the same story I have.
I can’t speak for everyone, but I’m not shipping Izuku with an irredeemable abuser. I’m shipping him with his most important person. His narrative foil. His childhood friend who made awful mistakes and then made it right when he saw he was wrong. The person Izuku looks up to and strives to emulate, despite their past struggles.
Bakudeku is so good because of how flawed these boys are, and how hard they’ve worked to get over it, and how much they matter to each other after it all
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ningadudexx · 4 months
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I had a dream that monkie kid season 5 came out and i was so excited i ran around telling everyone about episode 1 and they all looked at me like the town crazy anyways gamers I am excited for next month
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reigobun · 4 months
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my favourite creatures
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