#bored potato

[crabdinners]

Futurama episode idea: PE crew buys a big ffffuckin' bag o weed & they smoke it.

#bored potato #futurama #bender's the grinder

[justaz]

visiting nobles/lords/royals quickly notice that merlin has arthur’s ear and that arthur values merlin’s opinion above all others. when they’re having trouble convincing arthur to go along w their plan or sign their Important Document, they go to merlin to try and convince him to convince arthur. merlin knows what they’re doing. merlin does not want to push arthur one way or another, he wants arthur to make his own choices and lead his people as he sees fit. merlin satisfies both of their needs by seeming apologetic that he can’t convince arthur of this but maybe they can and gives them “tips and tricks” on how to soften arthur up to agreeing to the plan.

its all bullshit.

so far he’s convinced a princess (looking for marriage) that arthur loves frogs and pranks so she filled his chambers with a bunch of toads (arthur is terrified of frogs), a lord (was “wronged” by another lord and wanted a portion of his land) that arthur is a fan of the arts, particularly music, and he ended up breaking into song and dance in front of everyone, and a nobleman (arguing against the repealed magic ban and hoping to bring back uther’s laws) that arthur LOVES potatoes and to just give him one throughout the day whenever he seems him so arthur will associate the nobleman with the joy of receiving his favorite food so he’ll be more inclined to the nobleman’s request (arthur despises potatoes).

#arthur knows what merlin is doing but cant tell his visitors otherwise merlin might get in trouble with them #so arthur plays along #he laughs at the toads #he watches the performance with a kind smile #he takes every potato with a thin smile before tossing it in the pig pens outside #and in the end waits for them to leave before turning to merlin and attempting to admonish him but merlin is too busy laughing his ass off #arthur gives up #besides. its a little funny. #and entertaining when before negotiations and petitions and meetings were so goddamn boring #(and merlin is just absolutely gorgeous when hes laughing at his plans coming to completion. the way his cheeks flush and his eyes twinkle #the way his laugh eventually goes breathless. how sometimes he has to grab onto arthur for support so he doesnt fall down. the way the su-) #ahem. anyways. #bbc merlin #merthur #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon

[turtledotjpeg]

happy holidays, have some cringe ot3 scribbles from me to me to you ⛄

#or platonic couch snuggles if that is what floats your murderboat #(gon&killua are elsewhere in the vicinity doing shenanigans and complaining that old people are boring) #hxh #hunter x hunter #senritsu #melody hxh #kurapika #leorio paladiknight #started this when my tablet pen drivers were busted and i was too lazy to restart clip studio #you can still see the wobbly lines in a few places haha #don't get me wrong though the overall potato quality is an intentional choice (the intention was laziness) #we're going for Vibes here not quality #also accidentally drew kurapika in exactly the same pose as last time. apparently i always draw him sleepin (to be fair... he needs it)

[smoke-glass]

B/c I'm bored and have nothing to do. Here's the item that the binary entity dropped on the parent(s) to represent each egg.

Pomme - Apples

Leonarda - Rainbow Mushroom Head

Tallulah - Poppy/Amapola

Richarlyson - Mooshroom Head

Dapper - Scythe

The binary entity has not dropped a item for Ramon and Chayanne yet. But it definitely will. So keep an eye out.

Also what item do you think the binary entity is gonna drop for Ramon and Chayanne?

#for chayanne i feel like it may drop a potato #and for ramon #definetly something create mod or redstone related or his googles #qsmp #qsmp pomme #qsmp leonarda #qsmp tallulah #qsmp richarlyson #qsmp dapper #qsmp ramon #qsmp chayanne #qsmp eggs #qsmp philza #qsmp fitmc #im so bored

[cerebralabyss]

i think for the average person, things get harder to remember the more time that passes

but nah my dissociative system ass it’s the opposite. our memories get tossed around like a hot potato and the more time passes the more time each alter has held the potato and hence remembers the memory better.

- 🥀

#there is a more complicated and boring explanation for it #but i like my potato analogy much much better #endo safe #plurality #plural things #plural memes #system #dissociative system #did system #actually plural #plural system #crbrl jax

[hensunrik]

People speak more negatively because they always think I'm just here because of my father, and so I really have to fight for respect (x)

or, Nico casually serving 1996 Romeo, for @blorbocedes

#f1 #nico rosberg #besties I will not lie I spent so much time on this mostly because I kept getting distracted by that little bouncy curl... #I am mesmerized bewitched entranced beguiled and enchanted #dicaprio wishes he had been this level of iconic honestly #also eyebrows 👀 #he has the bored pretty rich boy expression down to a t he was out there doing this before everyone's faves so pay respects! #also sobs this is so grainy I am once again begging for young nico content that wasn't filmed in a basement with a paleolithic potato #I hope you like this misa 💝 #*

[dol--blathanna]

Lucinda you about to catch these fucking hands

#i'm sorry i try to keep my TWN negativity to a minimum but this dress has sent me over the edge #why does lucinda insist on giving yennefer bad ugly modern outfits. what the fuck #and more importantly: how the FUCK did lucinda manage to make a south asian dress look so bland and boring???? HOW???? #like anya looks gorgeous #she always looks gorgeous #but also she would still look good in a potato sack. so why is lucinda always letting her down like this #and bear in mind this is meant to be her BEST outfit. like this is a god damn ball she's at this should be her TOP TIER DRESS #and instead it's so mid #infuriated rn #twn critical #anti twn #twn critique #anti witcher netflix

[agapintheskin]

Bible x Vichy

#bible wichapas #kinnporsche cast #leoのcontent #just some random gifs of todays live cause he was beautiful but god damn was it boring #also once again filmed on a fucking potato

[the-official-potatoo]

I am on vacation in Ireland! Anyone wanna see some pics i took? No? I don't care.

#potato #potato posts #ireland #seagullss!!! #im kinda bored

[consolecadet]

I gotta make matzo ball soup again soon

#I need to practice more than once or twice a year. I'm still bad at it #also I want a gf matzo ball #the brand we used last year has potato flakes in it...really tasty #boring text posts

[moregraceful]

wait...cuda goalie hatesex...before i make them learn to make hoshigaki...then they make out in the garden...

#this is the worst and most unrelatable reader insert of all time. y/n for people in their mid-30s #i don't date them btw. i force them to peel persimmons for hours and talk about their feelings #''that's so unrealistic no pro athlete would ever talk to you abt their feelings'' GIRL last week at church i asked a 15yo how he was doing #and he almost started crying bc he hadn't slept in two days and was so stressed about school and just needed someone to ask #if he was okay. just needed someone to show they care about him as a human and not a student #u think i can't touch eetu mäkiniemi's grief. u think i can't speak to georgi romanov. u think i can't get magnus chrona to square up #magnus break up w ur gf cause i'm bored (need you to hang persimmons from the rafters) #where the FUCK am i getting this from. it's not even persimmon season that was a month ago we just finished with the guavas #i think it's citrus season next? i think. i have no idea #still learning the seasons of the fruits in this goddamn garden #my sexiest imagine: men with potato peelers stripping the skin off of persimmons and tying strings around the stem #erotic...tender...graceful...hopeful... #fresno oilers.txt

[crabdinners]

So in a new Minecrabs world I fashioned a shipwreck into a cozy little house

It's nothing fancy but I like it.

#bored potato #minecraft #It was just calling to me #now to explore the caves around here

[dudefrommywesterns]

it's been great being an adult with my own money. my tastebuds have never been happier

#typewriter dings #not sorry i grew up with the most boring white people known to man #mr. meat and potatoes #and mrs. cannot try anything new

[plaqying]

is it true that pain is beauty ?

#guess who got really bored #melanie brainrot taking over yippe #melanie martinez #crybaby #mrs potato head #image board #none of the images really match but wtver

[radicalrascals]

Wagner Moura in Desejo (2005)

#I was bored and also I needed gifs of that bed scene #But honestly why does the only copy I own have to be potato quality??? #Anyways. I regret nothing #Wagner Moura #Desejo #Curta Metragem #Short Film #Muse: Nick

[armoricaroyalty]

🍝 & 🖤 for Elise and Emily

🍝 SPAGHETTI — what is/are your oc's favorite food(s)?

Hm..thinking about Elise's backstory -- she was born in 1957. She grew up in public housing in a poor neighborhood in the 1960's, and would would have been a teenager in the early 1970's. Thinking of the cuisine of the era, particularly among the working poor: food tended to be simple, convenient, and bland. Thinking of what I've said about Armorican cuisine in the past, and what I've said to @nexility-sims in recent DM's: some kind of potato-heavy casserole prepared with some kind of canned soup. I'm imagining something like potatoes au gratin, made with a can of soup instead of butter and cream. I'm envisioning canned clams playing a role, as well. As for Emily...egg tarts. I don't know why, but she's giving me egg tart vibes. She must be a dim sum girlie.

🖤 BLACK HEART — has your oc killed or seriously wounded anyone before? have they broken someone's heart and/or broken someone's trust?

Before she joined the royal family, Elise played hockey professionally. Although women's hockey tends to involve less bloodsport than men's hockey, Elise was probably involved in at least one on-ice brawl during the course of her ten-year career. I don't think she's ever seriously physically injured anyone, but she broke a fair few hearts during the same span of time. Emily is a mild, bookish girl, and Freddy is her first-ever boyfriend. She's never been in a physical fight, never crashed a car, never committed drunken manslaughter at a party. And she's certainly never broken anyone's heart...

OC detail questions ->accepting

#armorica asks #Anonymous #thank you for the ask! #i almost was boring and just skipped the first one or gave an easy answer #but inventing a new potato-based clam chowder casserole feels deeply appropriate #maybe frozen peas are involved #at any rate this is one of like four things elise knows how to cook #she makes it on family holidays #but doesn't otherwise have it #because asking the staff to prepare this dish that is considered unsophisticated and associated with the working poor #would be a deeply vulnerable thing #and Elise Don't Trust Like That