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consolecadet · 2 months
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The Worcester library is getting some local press coverage for its March late fee forgiveness program, which is called "March Meowness". In short: if you have lost/damaged fees, come to the library with a picture of a cat, any cat (drawings are ok) and they'll waive any outstanding fines on your library card.
Fav quote: "Even if you don't have a cat in your life, you can still draw one," said library Executive Director Jason Homer. "Even if it's one of the big cats, like a tiger or a lion, and we'll be excited to see those."
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phemiec · 10 months
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Me: shit who smoked all the weed?
my therapist, hannabis lector: whoa dude idk that’s crazy
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ex0rin · 24 days
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me: i should be writing tumblr: may i offer you a boop button in this trying time
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garnet-hearts · 3 months
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live laugh love the strokes
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koos-kave · 8 months
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Wtf guys why didn’t you guys tell me One Piece Red would be so dark???
loving this. Ado is amazing as always.
update: trying not to cry and crying. UTA 🥹😭😭😭 OH MY GOD THEY TOOK MY HEART AND RUINED IT AND STOMPED ON IT AND KILLED ME
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ponderosa121 · 1 year
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Finally had the time and energy to pick up a wip fic again only to realize that amongst the other plot holes I need to fill in and smooth out, I've swapped tenses somewhere in the last chapter.
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consolecadet · 4 months
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Big news: Google has lost its first antitrust case. Via Matt Stoller:
So what happens now? In this case, the judge will come up with remedies next year. The order could be broad, and will likely loosen Google’s control over the mobile app ecosystem. Google has already announced that it will appeal, so the case isn’t over.
That said, Google is likely to be in trouble now, because it is facing multiple antitrust cases, and these kinds of decisions have a bandwagon effect. The precedent is set, in every case going forward the firm will now be seen as presumed guilty, since a jury found Google has violated antitrust laws. Judges are cautious, and are generally afraid of being the first to make a precedent-setting decision. Now they won’t have to. In fact, judges and juries will now have to find a reason to rule for Google. If, say, Judge Amit Mehta in D.C., facing a very similar fact-pattern, chooses to let Google off the hook, well, he’ll look pretty bad.
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consolecadet · 1 year
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Top surgery and breast reductions should be free. No one should have to breast boobily if they don't want to
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phemiec · 2 months
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I’ve never been into dcu before but I’ve been binging batfam stuff and lore videos for 3 days because I watched one thing about Jason Todd fell in love with him instantly and then I needed to know where he fit in Batman lore since there are 700 robins and ended up finding out about his whole family
Is that how this works with batfam fans? Because damn there’s a lot of you and I’m curious if it typically starts with one robin, like, you just find your robin and then whoops the rest of them come as a package deal now? Because I feel like that might be the case lol
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consolecadet · 28 days
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ok yeah they got me
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consolecadet · 2 years
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Contact lenses are shaped like yarmulkes. This is because they help your eyes to be more observant
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consolecadet · 1 month
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My father has joined a Facebook group called Extreme Dishwasher Loading
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phemiec · 1 month
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Instant body image/self esteem boost hack: draw a favorite character of yours as having your body type
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phemiec · 27 days
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okay I am trying to watch Gotham and not sure if I like it yet but I just j]have to say
I have never
never
felt gender envy like I do over the fucking penguin twink 🫥
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consolecadet · 7 months
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I'm trying to imagine an oxford shoe comma, or an oxford comma shoe. Not sure what that would look like
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phemiec · 2 months
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me and my friends comparing coping mechanisms like they’re gatcha draws: wow dude you got Gallows Humor? That’s really powerful I’m so jealous I just got Crying On The Bus for like the 50th time
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