#boris carmicheal tellyhole

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Boris: There’s seven chairs and ten kids, what do you do?

&eorge: Have everyone sit on the ground?

Roger: Get three more chairs.

Zak: The cool kids get the chairs, the rest can stand.

Ughhhhh: Some of the kids can stack.

Anthony: Get rid of three.

#boris carmicheal tellyhole #&eorge tellyhole #roger tellyhole #zak tellyhole #ughhhhh tellyhole #anthony tellyhole #ask to tag #it's late at night my dude maybe i'll give some of my classic loolin tag commentary later if that's what y'all want i don't care

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Boris: *coughing*

Roger: Careful, don’t die on us.

Boris: *still coughing* Don’t tell me what to do!

#sometimes i have no coherent reasons for making the quotes i do. sometimes they simply are beamed into my head & i can't do anything #boris carmicheal tellyhole #roger tellyhole #death mention #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #roger knows the heimlich maneuever however i can't for the life of me think of some other germanic name to make an #au counterpart to. that. so this joke gets to be a little simplistic. as a treat

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Roger: Time for plan G.


&eorge: Don’t you mean plan B?


Roger: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.


Zak: What about plan D?


Roger: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.


Ughhhhh: What about plan E?


Roger: I’m hoping not to use it. Boris dies in plan E.


Anthony: I like plan E.

#here ya go :} #(not sure what other tags to use so I’ll just leave it like this) #roger tellyhole #&eorge tellyhole #zak tellyhole #ughhhhh tellyhole #anthony tellyhole #boris carmicheal tellyhole #(tags by me) my god lina you understand the tellies on a level i could never imagine this is incredible #of course roger has all these plans anthony comes up with plan a (for anthony) and then roger goes this isn't going to workkkkk #and anthony goes nah i'll just ask ughhhh to help if things go wrong and roger's like that's still not going to workkkkk so comes up with 10 #failsafes (also you remember that incorrect quote from fuckin ages ago where roger goes ''why does anthony always have the plans?'' #''do you have any plans roger'' ''uh no i don't'' roger started devising backup plans for anthony's schemes on a regular basis after that <3 #see we have continuity on this bitch of a blog! i have that power bay be! anyway this is enough tags thanks for the submission #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #plan a for anthony? plan g for roger. nobody knows where plan & for &eorge falls on here but it sure does at some point #submission

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Anthony: Okay, we’ve gotta get through this locked door somehow. Boris, give me your credit card.

Boris: *hands it over* Alright, now what?

Anthony: *pockets it* Cool. Zak, cut down the door.

#anthony tellyhole #boris carmicheal tellyhole #zak tellyhole #i mean zak's gotta put the ''skills'' (whether this means actual skills or a fascimilie of them is to be determined) xe learned through #xir buzzcut phase to use somehow right. if there's one thing anthony knows how to do fuckin well (and really. there are many) it's #put the other tellies' skills to good use #tellyholeincorrectquotes #telly hole

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Boris: To be honest, I’m a little scared of Ughhhhh

Zak: Oh, don’t worry, he wouldn’t hurt a bee.

Boris: That’s reassuring!

Zak: It would kill a man though.

#i couldn't figure out a way to make the phrase ''wouldn't hurt a fly'' into that of an alternate dimension while also being comprehensible #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #first meetings with ughhhhh can go like that #ughhhhh tellyhole #zak tellyhole #boris carmicheal tellyhole #murder tw #<- god knows what else to tag this with

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Zak, reading the newspaper: Some idiot at the aquarium tried to fight a squid this morning.

Boris, covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was asking for it.

#i'd say ''gee it's been a while since i did any incorrect quotes'' but literally nothing has been motivating me to make them so #telly hole #boris carmicheal tellyhole #zak tellyhole #tellyholeincorrectquotes

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&eorge: Do you think lava would taste spicy?

Roger: Please don’t eat lava, &eorge

Boris: Try it and let us know!

Anthony: Actually, since it’s just molten rock, it would probably taste dusty and gross.

&eorge: You’re the only one here who understands me

#telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #honestly doing quotes with 3+ people in them is pretty fun i should do them more often #&eorge tellyhole #roger tellyhole #boris carmicheal tellyhole #anthony tellyhole #ughhhh has probably actually eaten lava but zak has sworn to keep that a secret to xir grave

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

telly hole w/ tarot archetypes:

&eorge: the magician

zak: strength

ughhhhh: the hermit

roger: high priestess

anthony: the emperor

boris: the wheel of fortune

(bonus) the mini-mole: the tower

#i don't have a good enough grasp on charis to say much about him however my gut is telling me he's the lovers so take that #you'll notice i'm not doing reversed cards or the minor arcana. that's because i don't care about reversed cards or the minor arcana #this is like giving characters a mbti type or jungian archetype in fact i'm pretty sure they're directly connected in some way #harmless fun that isn't connected to any one viddy game series yes i'm a jjba/persona fan no that's not relevant shut up /j #misc & masc #&eorge tellyhole #zak tellyhole #ughhhhh tellyhole #roger tellyhole #anthony tellyhole #boris carmicheal tellyhole #the mini-mole doesn't have a tag because it doesn't. need one. the tower just fits. you know these archetypes dont have to apply #to only characters they can go for general beings & forces i mean shit like strength & temperance & justice aren't exactly people are they

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Zak: Have you had anything to drink today?

Boris: Just three mugs of juice.

Zak: I think you’ll be fine. 

Boris: …No! I lied. It was seven mugs, I just didn’t want you to judge me.

Zak: That’s too much juice, Boris.

#telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #i got this one from incorrecttellyholequotes so if you're wondering why it's written weird as fuck there ya go #zak tellyhole #boris carmicheal tellyhole #food mention

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Boris: So what’s your gender?

&eorge: Yeah :)

Anthony: Me? Oh I'm, I'm uh- me? Oh, my gender? Me? My gen- me? My gender? I’m, well, not an anything.

Ughhhhh: hghmggh.,mguh.g,h.mggphhugh,.gh.ghmghp

Zak:

Roger: Well, a little bit.

#boris: cool. &eorge how did you do that with your voice #tellyholeincorrectquotes #i feel like i should say boris is also nonbinary he's not an exception. he's just also like this most of the time #''like what?'' oh you know #boris carmicheal tellyhole #&eorge tellyhole #anthony tellyhole #ughhhhh tellyhole #zak tellyhole #roger tellyhole #anyway i'm pretty sure this marks the first 100% original incorrect quote i've written on this blog. wah hoo #that is. only if copying a west xylophone convo (that i took part in) counts. debatability shall be the death of me #and it's always been the life of me #telly hole #(by the way you aren't mean to really be able to read zak's long-ass paragraph there it was done like that on purpose <3)

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&eorge: Gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf, I can make a sweater, I can stab your eyes out, I can make bow ties

Boris: Er, what was that middle part?

&eorge: I can make a sweater!

#&eorge tellyhole #boris carmicheal tellyhole #suddenly! &eorge realizes he hasn't made boris a sweater yet! what a grave mistake she's made! and yet #for some reason boris seems oddly uncomfortable with being measured for a sweater. what a shame. #violence tw #i hate that i can never remember content warning tags and shit ive been on this website for over a year now. ask to tag #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Boris: ...what if i put coffee in my cereal?

&eorge, taking the coffee pot as she walks by: What if you didn't, though

#(tags by me) very good very good ya love to see it someone stopping boris from becoming an absolute menace to the #apartment complex god knows he's not shut up about sports till the wee hours of the morning if he had that much coffee #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #&eorge tellyhole #boris carmicheal tellyhole #are there cookie recipes that take premade coffee? probably. &eorge could find them #submission

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Anthony: When people try to get too close to me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them

Boris: That’s an interesting concept!

Anthony: I’m glad you agree, Bora

#telly hole #meanwhile ughhhh in the background is experiencing the 2nd wildest bit of wiplash he's had in his whole life #tellyholeincorrectquotes #boris carmicheal tellyhole #anthony tellyhole #i'm sorry for doing a billion anthony-hating-boris quotes they're just so good together okay <3

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Boris: I have good news and bad news! Which would you like to hear first?

Roger: ...The good news?

Boris: It’s pretty unlikely I won’t do it ever again!

#telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #''only pretty unlikely?'' ''it's unlikely enough!'' ''that's really not comforting whatsoever and i still don't know what the bad news is'' #boris carmicheal tellyhole #roger tellyhole

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Boris: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

Zak: I have a list. It’s alphabetized

#a boris quote without anthony? on this blog? it's more likely than you think #boris carmicheal tellyhole #zak tellyhole #i still think about boris chemicleas tellyhole from time to time #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes

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Anthony: Why should I help you?

Boris: Because we’re friends!

Anthony: Oh really? When’s my birthday?

Boris: That’s not fair- when’s my birthday?

Anthony: I don’t know, because we’re not friends.

#*writes quote with anthony and boris* *writes quote with anthony and boris* *writes quote with anthony and boris* *writes quote with anthon #anthony tellyhole #boris carmicheal tellyhole #we should come up with birthdays for these guys actually. i think that'd be fun #we could like. do the exact inversion of the normal tallys' birthdays or come up with something random #consult the fellas who have date/number synesthesia for this. who knose #tellyholeincorrectquotes #telly hole