had a dream that i was making soup but the recipe was written so unintuitively, it literally told us to put every ingredient into an excel sheet and do Fucked Up Soup Math with it, but even when we did that, it made no sense. we were just standing there like. 100 grams of salt........... do we really need that much? that doesn't seem right.
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idk but omg ive been brainrotting over an asoiaf/game of thrones and ac crossover. like assassins striking fear in the hearts of the targaryen dynasty ever since maegor the cruel was found dead alone on the throne. i feel like things wouldve been better if someone just thought to unalive mad king aerys. but would that mean so many terrible lords suddenly getting assassinated and their decendants peer pressured to be decent rulers unless they meet the same fate dfkgjhgfj
Welp, it seems the tags are not working for me because I just spent 15ish minutes trying to find these. XD
Anyway…
Here’s a “Desmond sorta adopts Dany and Vis” idea.
Here’s a “Desmond turns into a White Dragon during HOTD” idea and the continuation.
So, for this one, we’re going for the Brotherhood exists in the ‘verse of asoiaf, right? In that scenario, we can make the Brotherhood become a more ‘honorable’ off-shoot of Faceless Men. We’ll probably need to change the backgrounds of the characters but this would be set as the main characters of AC doing what they do best (and I kinda like the idea that Ezio is the son of a minor house that got fucked over by the Lannisters during the war of the five kings).
I kinda like the idea of Altaïr being the one to kill King Aerys and becoming the mentor of Ezio, Desmond and Ratonhnhaké:ton.
Maybe their backstory would be that the Mad King managed to purge most of the Assassins and Altaïr was one of the few survivors so killing him had been both to protect Westeros and to avenge the death of his brothers while he was still young.
So this would be more in the lines of a man that’s suddenly thrust into becoming a mentor of men not that much older than him.
As I have written before, Ezio would be the son of a fallen minor house that got trampled on by the Lannister during the start of the War of the Five Kings.
I think Ratonhnhaké:ton can be part of the Green Men.
While Desmond is a bastard of unknown origins who is actually also a survivor of the purge and found Altaïr after he had killed the Mad King. They were searching for other survivors of their Brotherhood when they saved Ezio and met Ratonhnhaké:ton who told them that he had dreamed of them.
So, in this situation, their Brotherhood continued the ‘fight’ during the War of the Five Kings but there’s only four of them so they can’t assassinate fast enough to stop all the tragedy that happens.
But…
The shadows they cast are slowly being heard by those who live.
Those being oppressed see them as hope.
And those who are in power… believe they will see their end soon.
But the longer they lived, the more lives they take, leaving behind a bloody feather as their ‘message’...
The more fear gripped those who remain.
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Unorganized Notes:
I focused on Westeros because the other asoiaf asks I got were Targayen focused XD
Ezio’s habit of being friendly with nobles/people in power returns and this time he thinks allying with the Starks is a good idea. Thankfully for him, Robb Stark is more honorable than Lorenzo de' Medici. Unfortunately for him, Robb Stark is more honorable than the other lords in Westeros.
If you want Arya to be an Assassin, I would suggest Ratonhnhaké:ton being the one to find her. Your choice of when he finds her though.
Altaïr does not approve of Ezio becoming close with the Starks, only because the Brotherhood must remain in the shadows. This causes Ezio and Altaïr to butt heads that Desmond has to referee.
Desmond may or may not be a bastard of a high ranking noble. Who knows?
If you want Haytham to stand against them, may I suggest… Haytham being the lord of House Birch. The rumors are he’s adopted and not a true Birch but no one would say that to his face. Shay is his knight.
The other Assassins like Arno, Evie and Jacob? Uuummm… orphan children that Desmond sorta kinda adopted while Ratonhnhaké:ton was picking up a half-feral child and Altaïr was busy arguing with Ezio?
They all end up being Altaïr's responsibility XD
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