#boruto headcannons

[usakiboi]

My art ain’t exactly arting lately so until I get my groove back (my desire to draw gay people in 4k) here’s a list of my naruto headcannons but it’s specifically for my au

Sakura

Blasian

Naturally blonde like her mom but dyed her to match her fathers, unfortunately the colored ended up being lighter than she planned

She isn’t a terrible cook but she gets distracted easily and burns the food she makes

Sleeper build

Went on strike when the public became outraged with her decision to marry Hinata

Acts super girly but is a huge tomboy

allergic to cats

Retired jounin and focuses on her hospitals as well as her family

Sakura regularly checks on Hinata’s heart and goes doctor mode immediately even if all Hinata is doing is catching her breath

Hinata

Plus size

Chinese on her Father’s side and Japanese on her Mother’s

Can eat a lot but doesn’t in fear of what other people would think

Her dream is to prove her self worth to her clan, as she grows her dream changes from simply wishing to prove herself to also wanting to free the branch members from their seals

She becomes the Hyuga advisor and right hand man to Clan Head, Hanabi

She’s retired from active duty to handle clan matters

Hyuga in general are one of the shortest in terms of height when it comes to Konoha. Hinata is the shortest

Has a glare that can rival her father’s but she’s naturally patient and easygoing that you almost never see it

Knits gifts for her friends

Due to the Pein fight as well as her fight with Neji her health isn’t the greatest and if she exerts herself too much she will become sick. After falling ill immediately after the war she and her family made the decision to take her off the roster

Boruto

Is stupidly smart but can’t focus for shit so he fails his test simply because he doesn’t get enough time to fill out the paper

Can cook

Has on multiple occasions argued why pink is in fact a manly color

Never hits his growth spurt and is only slightly taller than his mom when he gets older

Regularly argues with Momoshiki when he gets bored

Would willingly jump off a mountain if you dared him

Has a scar on his forehead from where he broke Momoshiki’s horn

Cant dress for shit

Sarada

Secretly into really nerdy and geeky things

Takes over the cooking when her mother gets distracted

Her glasses classify as a help aid both normally and when she uses her sharingan. Taking them off while using her sharigan could permanently damage her eyes

A majority of her strength comes from enhanced chakra but in her free time she does strength workouts to build her muscles so she can use less chakra when fighting

Would rather her team see her as useful and someone to depend on than someone they need to protect

Mitsuki

Autistic

Like far on the spectrum

overthinks

Gets sluggish in the cold

Albino

has the same marks around his eyes like his parent along with scales on his skin

Refers to Jiraiya and Tsunade as Aunt and Uncle

Also refers to Team taka (excluding sasuke) as aunt and uncles

He calls sasuke big brother in private and Mr.Sasuke around other people

Was responsible for the cut on Log’s face

Baggy top skinny jeans/leggings gay

Orochimaru

Gender-fluid and currently presents as feminine

Cant handle spicy food

Cant handle cold foods

Cant handle cold weather

The stretchy neck, long tongue, and ofher snake features are all clan related traits such as the Inuzuka and their sense of smell

Orochimaru’s mother could also stretch her arms just like Mitsuki can

Orochimaru is still in possession of the Zetsu body and much more prefers it as it last longer than the human bodies and is also moldable, making them able to keep a youthful appearance like they have in Boruto

Horrible self-regulation skills and will starve if they aren’t checked up on

Everyone they’ve ever met has a personal journal made about them stored away in their library

Same height as Hinata

Doesn’t curse or raise his voice ever so it’s really hard to tell when he’s upset

#headcannons #naruto headcanons #au idea #sakura haruno #hinata hyuga #boruto #sarada uchiha #mitsuki #orochimaru #boruto next generation #boruto uzumaki #sakuhina #sakuhina au #guess who my favorite character is

[usoraiwrites]

MY OG BORUSARA HEAD CANON:

By Usorai ( @usoraiwrites )

The Immortal Boruto.

Boruto never became a 100 % Ootusiki. He has superpowers but he doesn't use it. He has also retained all his past memories.

One downside of it is that he is now an immortal being.

He has to leave his original universe( Shinobi World) because it was destroyed.

He lost all his dreams and aspirations when he lost his lover Uchiha Sarada in the Last Shinobi War.

He has travelled through different timelines and alternative universes for thousands of years. He has witnessed many things and important events.

He has met the reincarnation of his deceased friends and family many times in his existence- in different timelines. But he often just observes them from a distance.

He has promised himself that he will forgive Kara and Kawaki and try to forget all that has happened and all the people he has lost.

But he cannot forget one person how much he tries- Uchiha Sarada, the love of his life

He often ends up meeting her reincarnation.

They both meet by fate, fall in love and then he has to let her go because he cannot be with her.

She has no memory of her past lives. But she regains all her past memories once she sees his face. That's why he tries to not meet her in person ( but fails miserably)

I have written a small ficlet with this headcanon in mind:

My Darling, My Muse

Read it on Ao3

Read it on Wattpad

#borusara #boruto x sarada #boruto and sarada #sarada x boruto #sarada and boruto #borusara headcannons #usorai #amime fanfiction #fanfiction #fanfic

[inobeano]

for a while now i've had this headcannon that inojin is a he/they nonbinary individual. I will not be elaborating. 😌

#but fr though #i can see him growing his hair out just like his mom too #and i feel like they were raised to know that clothing is genderless #you already know they'd have the classic crop top too #inojin yamanaka #boruto the series #headcannon #inojin #boruto next generations

[vegepol]

NUDITY BELOW!!

Minors dni

Some more headcannons n stuff

Maybe I do like shinokiba

ALSO NEJI IS SO CUTE I never knew he had a cannon boruto design I miss him bad

TRANSMASC KANKURO HI SIR I made him a little chunky idk it just fits to me

full thing below !!

Also it’s cannon that kiba stinks so I gave him dirty socks he deserves the slander

#naruto headcanons #naruto #shinokiba #kiba inuzuka #kibashino #neji hyuga #kankuro #transmasc

[haruniki]

Sakura CUDDLING HEADCANNONS PLEASEEEE 🤗

a/n: tysm for requesting!! I hope this is pleasant to read!! :D also inaccuracies bc it has veen a while since I've watched/read Naruto but I've been in the mood to do some fics for it. Also this is more or less Boruto Sakura at some point so i hope that's okay i just love Boruto Sakura so much, let's pretend that her and Sasuke are divorced or something idk djdbdnsm sorry for this being short!!

Sakura cuddling HCs

Loves cuddle but will not admit it

Sakura is buff, she is a shinobi afterall. So she can offer the best hugs and the best cuddles.

Big Spoon!! While she had thought she was a little spoon, but she found that she enjoyed being the one to encase you with her arms

Prefers cold weather if your both gonna cuddle, as it's better to have blankets and maybe even a movie while cuddling

After long days after missions, is the perfect condition to cuddle in! It's usually late at night when it's a lot cooler, not to mention Sakura is usually tired so after a quick shower she can go right off to sleep with you being held tightly against her

She is also loves holding hands while cuddling, likes being able to trace your knuckles with her thumbs

Talking is also a must, even if it's just small thoughts said out loud. Tell all the gossip that happen while she was gone. Sarada learned a new justu? How nice. Ino has new flowers in the shop? What kind? Maybe they'll look nice on the dinner table. There's a sale coming up at a local grocery store? Maybe they have that one special treat that you both enjoy.

Whatever the case, Sakura likes to cuddle and is one of the best cuddlers ever. 1099404938/10 recommend if you ever need some cuddles!

#.💌.🍓. #sakura is so pretty #like the prettiest #sakura haruno hcs #sakura haruno x reader #sakura haruno #naruto hcs #naruto x reader #naruto sakura #naruto sakura haruno #naruto sakura x reader #naruto sakura haruno x reader #x gn reader #x female reader #x fem!reader #i think im forgetting a tag #uhhhhhh #oh well lmao

[justthoughts1310]

Headcannon: Live Action Boruto:

Hi Everybody,

This is Slavik Pustovoytov aka Vik White, an Instagram and TikTok Dancer. I stole a few of his stills off of Insta, thanks Vik in advance.

The reason, I'm posting him, is because he is my headcannon for a live-action Boruto Uzumaki between the ages of 16-30 years old.

He's fit with a lean but muscular build, he's fashionable, he's athletic. He's Caucasian (he's actually ukranian), and he's blond. He, also, has the faded haircut.

I know Kishimoto announced there will be a live action Naruto movie. I don't know if there will ever be a live action Boruto movie, but this man has my vote.

Also, if you're wondering why I pointed out the fact that this man is Caucassian, Naruto and Sakura are both canonically American. I imagine that means white American.

Hinata and Sasuke are canonically Japanese. So, I guess that means Boruto is half white, half Japaense, but let's be honest Boruto is a 1:1 clone of Naruto and Minato. That boy got none of his mother's genetics.

I'm still looking for a live action Mitsuki. I imagine whoever it is will be Japanese. If you have any thoughts, I'd love for you to drop it in the comments.

#boruto #mitsuki #boruto next generation #live action #naruto #naruhina #sakura #boruto uzumaki #vik white

[idreamofdango]

What are some of your favourite Anko headcanons?

[ooc]: I'm sorry it took me so long to answer this ask! I tend to be very straightforward or I ramble 😅 I have no in-between. This ask had me thinking ... and since running this rp blog I wanted to put more of an effort into my answer.

Kishimoto states that Anko is his favourite female character, due to her "relationship with Orochimaru". And at times I still feel like Anko is underappreciated. I really enjoy her character design. She first enters with a comical bang as a proctor in the Chunin exams. A tough little baddie with a menacingly-playful side.

I haven't personally seen too many headcannons for Anko other than ships (need I mention plenty of nsfw). But here are some things that run through my head (that maybe one day I can put into writing):

♡ I would like to see more into her past. How was Anko's personality in her youth prior to becoming Orochimaru's student? (think flashback Kakashi, Obito, Tenzo & Itachi)

♡ After becoming Orochimaru's student, what was her relationship with the other two Sannin? I could imagine Anko looking up to Tsunade (I feel like there would have been a strong connection between those two). How did Jiraiya and Tsunade react to Orochimaru having such a bright student such as Anko? Were they supportive? Did they have any concerns? Would they consult with Hiruzen? And who was there to support Anko after she was abandoned? (I could see green froggie suit Jiraiya gracing Anko with his philosophical teachings)

♡ Young Anko is said to be bright and good hearted with a strong willingness to learn. She then experienced an intense darkness from her trauma with Orochimaru (and possibly being outcasted by the village?). I would like to see more of her struggles with coming into balance (similar to Naruto vs dark Naruto at the waterfall of truth).

♡ How did her old comrades receive her when she returned to the village? Was she outcasted? (I would like to think both Genma and Gai were there at the tea shop sharing dango and giving her the companionship she needed).

♡ Sasuke: I love every ounce of Kakashi but why the heck didn't he think to place Sasuke under Anko's care and supervision? (Probably because there wouldn't be the whole Sasuke retrieval arc and the entire Naruto franchise wouldn't have gone on as far as it did. Ok, so I answered my own question). But still, Anko should have had more of an involvement with Sasuke and that cursed seal.

♡ And MOST importantly ... she frickin trained under Orochimaru!! She has got to be his walking genius protégé, capable of a lot more than is written into her character. Anko must be full of surprises. I would love to see her whip out all this knowledge and know-how because she's just got it like that.

♡ Bonus: Root Anko. We need to see more Root Anko with Yugao, Hayate and Sai.

And then there's Boruto Anko ... sages sake let the woman enjoy her Dango in peace 🍡

(Sorry yall, I haven't read or watched Boruto, I just know of some spoilers so I am more than likely missing info)

#anko mitarashi #tokubetsu jonins

[firstdivisiongirl]

Please may I have a One piece funny headcanon of a typical family thing of when you (Sanji's teenage daughter age 16 *you know the rest about her including that she is basically a good cook and everything*) and your little brother Ame (Sanji's son age 10 *he has the uncanny identical resemblance to his father and everything*) fight over Ame's toy rabbit, pulling at it and everything when Ame wanted to take it with him on a new island but you refused because you will end up carrying it when Ame gets tired. You made a big mistake of tearing it in half during a fight and you..oh shit..faced death big time when he looked at you with an angry expression which was exactly like Dads and his leg ability was awakened..it was a desperate fight for survival in this case and..it was a bit of a worry. Ame knocked Dad out before he could actually stop the fight and that was when you were truly screwed..you almost died back then when you upset your baby brother by destroying the rabbit by accident.

https://youtu.be/SxopkKnUAtA (to help you with the Headcanon..you may need to go to the part of when the siblings started fighting)

Hi again friend. I'm not a big fan of Naruto/Boruto (the video you show) (I’m one of those weirdos that doesn’t like Naruto) but I loved this so much. So here we go!

Headcannon of Sanji Getting a Diable Jambe to the Face by his Son

Kids will be kids, they fight

And like kids, Sanji’s child are no exception to the rules

Sanji wasn’t one of those parents to settle every fight for his kids

So when you and your little brother were arguing about him taking his toy rabbit, Sanji let you two settle it

Your little brother wanted to take it but you didn’t want him to because you’d have to carry it and you weren’t his or anyone’s pack mule

The two of you pulled it back and forth back and forth

After about 2 minutes, rip!

The Rabbit was now in two

The mini Sanji that you called your brother was now angry

And not the cute kind of angry

Yes, there is a cute kind of angry, when kids get whiny

It’s adorable

But this little boy was on fire

Literally!

You knew you were screwed

So you ran

Sanji ran to see what all the noise was about

And that’s when it happened

The poor love cook got a diable jambe to the face

As he laid on the ground he now understood the true power of diable jambe

He now started to feel bad for all the people he kicked now

Nami and Chopper went to see what was going on.

Chopper went to take care of Sanji

While Nami took care of you and your brother

With her “tough love” methods aka a smack to the head

Nami fixed the rabbit

Thankfully

Sanji decided that he was going to have to settle your arguments from now on

And if he was having trouble with it, he’d call Nami

#one piece #trafalgar d vivi #sanji vinsmoke #nami swan #i love Nami as like a mother figure #But Sanji as a dad is such a perfect idea I can’t even

[ahurtnheart]

Head cannon for every Himawari ships pleeeeeease

omg yesss bbg, this is what I live for🩷

Inohima

I feel like they were like konahas hottest couple like they were just a power couple I even into adulthood. I have this goofy headcannon that they accidentally have twins idk why it would suit them tho they just feel like twin parents.

Shikahima

tbh kinda grown to adore them. But I think them falling in love was definitely something to do with a mission. I feel like she would become a chunin early cause they needed more with potential threats on the horizon and he didn’t take her seriously but when they went on a mission together he saw great potential in her. But he was hesitant to tell her (also he would catch feels first fight me) but he got the balls to ask her out and shikamaru was laughing his ass off the whole time like he and Naruto would make sure they had missions together cause Shikadai was the only boy he approved of.

Mitsuhima

I feel like Mitsuki has a hard time figuring out human emotions and when he fell in love with her he had full on malfunctions. She also had a fatty on him. But she started catching on pretty quick (so did the whole goddamn village) so it was kind of a game to get them together.

Sarahima

I’m sorry but I feel like Sadara would become Hokage and Hima would be the right hand woman(power dou!). But them as couple would be interesting, I think they would bond over Boruto leaving but not fully believing Kawaki.

shinkihima (my beloved)

They live in different countries and took things slow they waited a while to tell people to. But every time on of shinki s letters would show up her eyes would light up and he would send flowers to her every week. Their relationship would be a very public on and they knew that. I think Hinata and Garaa would play match maker any way they could.

ok that’s it if anyone wants headcannons message me please! Sorry if this was kinda lazy lol

#himawari uzumaki #boruto naruto next generations #inohima #shinhima #Shinkahima #Sarahima #mitsuhima #inojin yamanaka #shikadai #mitsuki #sadara #Shinki

[bougiebutchbitch]

Your smut headcannons have me imagining an AU where Kakashi is a professional dom and super good at it while also in a super romantic relationship with guy with fairly vanilla sex where Gai takes the lead and they both love it. A couple of people find it odd that Kakashi, a pro dom has such a vanilla real life sex life, but Kakashis thought process is being a dom is work, work he enjoys, but work, why would he do his work with his boyfriend when he could let this ridiculous man have his way with him.

YOU UNDERSTAND

I mean.... even in canon... he's gotta lead the whole damn village every day. That's very much portrayed as a job he doesn't want, but respects greatly, and he does it out of a sense of duty and necessity. He doesn't like being called 'Lord' (by anyone but Boruto because eyyyy, trolling children is his specialty). He's stupidly humble to the point of self-deprecation. He does graaadually stop seeing himself as worthless, and that's SUCH a great arc - but it's going to take two novels (I haven't read Retsuden yet, but I've heard things!) for him to come to terms with the fact that he can be a good leader and a worthy successor to Tsunade.

TL;DR: the Hokage is practically the professional dom of the entire village lmaooooo.

But like. My man has issues. He's an excellent leader, but everyone can see it except him!

Whether in canon or in a sex worker au, I can ABSOLUTELY see him wanting to escape all that responsibility and just relax after leaving the office! He needs that work/life separation!

#kakagai

[mitsurislaysmoreee]

Boruto headcannons!

•he would always hug you and twist you in the air and say “I love youuu baby owlll”

•he gives the best head rubs!

He loves it when you give him some too

•he is like a 5 year old but still loves you

<sorry it was short>

[uchiha-in-disguise]

Hi and I hope it's okay if I remain anonymous, but I'm a bit shy…. and I have had negative experiences with ask's… i have a few questions about sasusaku, if it's ok with you?

how do you think her first kiss was? One of SP's artists drew a super cute kiss where they're both sitting on a tree and Sasuke starts the kiss.

when do you think was the moment when Sasuke realised that he really loves her? His voice actor said right after the fight with Naruto.

that brings me to this question: what was their relationship like right after the war? Friends? More than that?

how do you think Sasuke found out about the pregnancy or how did Sakura tell him?

antis say that Sasuke is not a "physical" guy, but SP made so many hints in Boruto and Sarada also made a joke that he has lipstick on his face that I wonder how it really looks now.

Thank you so much I'm really looking forward to your answer.

and sorry for my englisch >///<

Hey there , anon!!

First of all it is totally fine if you choose to be anonymous . And honestly , I am actually grateful that you asked me a question , its the first time I am getting one over here. Anyways, proceeding to answer your question:

1. I have seen SekiBeing's SasuSaku Blank Period Drawings and that is actually how I believe the progression in their relationship went on. And the kiss drawn by him was super cute too . But ,I always imagined Sakura initiating it, instead. Like not really a deep kiss or something , a soft and tender kiss is what I think their first kiss might be like.

2.I never once thought Sasuke had a crush kind of thing for Sakura when they were 12 or even after that. That being said I feel that he always considered her special ,rather a family, like Naruto. There is no denying that Sasuke indeed had a soft corner for Sakura. Even when he was leaving the village , he was thankful for Sakura to love him . He is always grateful for love and care Sakura gave him , but the problem was that he couldn't lean in and reciprocate it , for he had a goal to complete , first revenge , then destruction and finally revolution

. I agree to what Naruto's voice actor said. After fighting Naruto he was on his redemption journey. Before he couldn't accept the love Sakura gave him , but now he wasn't a single-mided goal-obsessed teenager who wanted to severe all of his precious bonds.

I think it was a gradual process of him realising that he can live his complete life with Sakura , and give her the same kind of love she offered him since they were 12. But definately the transition time started right after the second Valley of End fight.

3. I think it wasn't all just okay and back to normal , after Sasuke returned to Konoha. It would have been a little awkward , as there were so many questions lingering , especially between Sasuke and Sakura (she didn't know about Itachi's past as a result she didn't know about Sasuke's reason to destroy Konoha) My headcannon is that before Sasuke went on his journey Sasu-Saku (and Naruto too) spent considerable time , making a strong foundation of atleast being friends. Even though they were former teammates , they didn't really know the each others 17 year old self. It is first important to know each other well and rebuild the old realtionships to a new, strong one .

By the time ,Sasuke left I believe they were definitely not "just friends/acquaintance" , they were so close that Sakura actually had courage to ask him to travel with her alone , and Sasuke actually did give her hope for next time and shared one of his most treasured memory with his deceased brother , the forehead poke.

4. I am so sorry about this anon, I myself wonder how did Sasuke found about Sakura's pregnancy and I would pay to see his reaction . I honesty don't have any headcannon about it , so really sorry about that .

5. Sasuke is a reserved person who doesn't like PDA , no doubt. But you can't draw out that he isn't 'physical' with his wife , I mean damn they have a 13 y/o daughter! And there are enough hints ,as you pointed out , that they are 'phyiscal' . Lol, these Anti's get a free pass to pry what Sasuke and Sakura do inside their room or what?

I hope you got the answers for the questions. Again, a big thank you for asking , I enjoyed answering them . Feel free to ask whenever you want to. Have a good day:)

~u-i-d

#uid answers #asks #anon #sasusaku

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Ibikiiiii 🥰

First impression: Kind of scary but in a fun way

Impression now: Sweetheart soft scary man. This is your fault specifically and i love it lol

Favorite moment: Ok i don’t watch Boruto but there’s a scene where Ibiki’s walking by Kakashi and Kakashi calls out to him. As soon as Ibiki looks at him he frowns and is like ‘i know that look on your face’ and he clearly does not trust. That one. THAT scene

Idea for a story: Ibiki god of Justice meeting Mortal Gai and trying to figure out why Kakashi has fallen so hard for this dude

Unpopular opinion: Hmm can you have an unpopular opinion about a side character? I guess…. Ibiki really shouldn’t have been a Sensei. Like people complain about Sensei Kakashi but Ibiki was in his 40’s and only ever knew T&I. If he was gonna be a sensei his students should have a focus in T&I (like how Sai’s team is being trained as little Anbu operatives)

Favorite relationship: Ibiki and Kakashi is a personal favorite but i also really like that one pic of Ibiki and Iruka chilling together. I’d love to see more about them.

Favorite headcanon: Headcannon that Ibiki was trained by Inochi specifically and taught the skills he has to become an interrogator by one of the best

[bdamanlover4ever]

Boruto Uzumaki HeadCanons

I just thought of some fluffy headcanons for that little sweet ball of sunshine.

Boruto loves winning. He does not ever accept failure as an option. Therefor when he is playing pvp on his ninja game and he starts to lose he gets really upset. So for some reason in blind panic, he instantly kisses the person who’s he’s battling against. He kisses them just long enough so they get distracted from the game, so he can pull off a win.

Boruto doesn’t really care much about his looks. Instead of skin/face care, Boruto is all about caring for his hair. Boruto spends hours in the shower just washing his hair. He loves to buy, “Love and Sunshine” scented shampoo. Yet he never tells anyone about his good smelling shampoo he uses, mostly because he wants everyone to believe that his hair naturally smells that good on it’s own. 

Boruto really enjoys riding on the top of train cars, because when he was younger probably around age 8, Naruto taught him to do it and they used to ride around on top together. They used to spend time talking about funny jokes and having awesome father-son bonding time. They would look at the good view and clear their minds as they looks down on the village.

Boruto enjoys holding people’s hands. He doesn’t do it often because he doesn’t want anyone to think he’s weird. But he thinks hands are the best part of the body, since they can say a lot about a person based on if they’re hard or soft, cut or bruised, broken, ect. So often he stares at people’s hands longing to feel them,

Boruto never sleeps until his friends have all gone to bed first. If one of them can’t get to sleep, he calls them up on the phone and they stay up talking all night or until his friend falls asleep. Even though, most of the time, he just enjoys making a huge group chat and spamming all his friends.

Boruto wears his jacket most of the time to cover up a sparkling pink friendship bracelet his little sister, Himawari made for him. He always wears it on his arm as a promise that he would never hurt his little sister again after the whole stuffed animal incident.

Boruto only ever brings Mitsuki over to hang out at his house. The reason is that he fears his other friend’s will try to embarrass him in front of his mom or even worst tell his mom something that will lead to him getting into trouble. Boruto knows Mitsuki can keep his mouth shut and he trust Mitsuki more than anyone.

Boruto loves to play with little kids, around the same age as his little sister. Mostly because he thinks they are the sweetest things ever, and he can’t resist or say no to such a cute face.

#Boruto is such a sweetheart #Boruto deserves so much love #I thought these were fluffy #boruto uzumaki #naruto gaiden #boruto naruto next generations #boruto #mitsuki #naruto uzumaki #himawari uzumaki #hinata uzumaki #uzumaki family #naruto #boruto mitsuki #borumitsu #boruto headcannons #headcanon #mitsuboru #cinnamoroll

[randomwritingthoughts]

The other sannin reacting to meeting Orochimaru’s kids

Tsunade

[to Orochimaru] “congratulations! Nice to see you finally doing something good with your life.”

[to Log and Mitsuki when Orochimaru is out of earshot] “do you feel safe at home? Has your parent ever done anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or unsafe?”

Log, 13-14: [snorts and walks away]

Mitsuki, 7-8: [blinks up at Tsunade all confused]

Jiraiya

“Good for you! I always knew you’d chill out once you went and got some!”

Orochimaru: [blinking incredulously at Jiraiya’s stupidity and glances over at the VERY visible giant test tubes, one of which contains a LITERAL FETUS]

Orochimaru: “as usual, your ability to vastly misread the situation is astounding.”

#legendary sannin #sannin #orochimaru #parent oro #tsunade #jiraiya #headcannons #headcanon #kids #mitsuki #mitsuki boruto #log/rogu #snake fam