#both emotionally constipated

[puppyeared]

OK OK as much as I like shadowpeach starting as friends consider… hate at first sight <3

#ANOTHER WIN FOR THE HATERS!!!!! #look I really really like the idea of them beating the shit out of each other before actually getting along #both backstory wise and present day wise LMAO #and it just kind of tracks for me? maybe I just got used to how they interact post-fight and the fact that we don’t really know how they #would interact besides that very very short flashback in s4 #but considering they’re both emotionally constipated I like the idea that this is how they meet lol #my art #myart #doodles #Lego Monkie kid #lmk #Monkie kid #lmk sun wukong #sun wukong #lmk swk #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #six eared macaque #shadowpeach #lmk fanart

[revenantghost]

You know, I've read a lot of fics where Vash can say "I love you" to Wolfwood and Wolfwood can't, but what about the other way around?

A Vash that hasn't allowed himself that word in 150 years?

A Vash that doesn't know if he can even feel love?

A Vash that knows he doesn't deserve it, doesn't even want it?

(But oh, he does he does he does, he wants it more than anything.

And that's why he can never give it the power of a spoken word.)

#Trigun #Vashwood #I can't write a proper poem or fic but I am SUFFERING my guys #Had to say words #They are both emotionally constipated your honor #Now back to attempting to chill

[k4r4ss]

#transformers #soundwave #megatron #megasound #maccadam #tfp soundwave #tfp megatron #when i want my blorbos to dramatically smoke together i cant be stop by simple facts that they are big metal robots #and one of them doesnt have a face #its like cigarettes after sex but instead of sex it was spar because both of them emotionally constipated #i had an artblock at megasound week so now im compensating

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 12

Geralt has a thing for biting. Jaskier has a thing for not looking like a mauling victim the day he performs at a very prestigious court. Geralt agrees he'll hold off on the biting for a few nights, so Jaskier is "presentable." But now he looks unclaimed. He looks like he has nobody that loves him and watches over him. Nobody that can bite him in the heat of passion. Geralt sucks it up and decides that he'll just have to come along to make sure nobody gets any ideas about doing anything to his bard. And so what if he spends most of the night staring longingly at Jaskier's neck like some kind of starved vampire? Who says you get to judge? *grumpy witcher noises*

#fanfiction prompts #geralt x dandelion #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #witcher fanfiction #the witcher #geralt loves his bard! #writing prompts #established relationship #odaxelagnia #Geralt's fangs #plot bunny #kinda spicy but still could be just some funny fluff #possessive geralt (but in a “i have witcher senses and am emotionally constipated” way) #(Not in a “If I see you talking to a single other person i'll kill us both” way) #a little possessiveness is hot #what can i say #i only dig my hole deeper when i reveal my next prompt idea is most likely one i had about werewolves #cant we all just be silly kinky weird queer freaks? #my target audience is technically myself

[pumpkster]

#art tag #detroit become human #i think im gonna stop that thing i do of posting many drawings at once bc i'll go insane if i have to finish a bunch of stuff AND #NOT POSTING IT IMMEDIATELY #this type of colouring is funny bc it looks like they threw a bucket of water over them #this is a redraw of an old drawing #i was cooking back then (in that) #i wanted to change connor's uniform (the triangle and arm thing ) but idk what . i did a redesign before. yeeears before #i checked it now and i dont like it bc connor's thing is to be in a suit to re-fix his tie and look cool so the suit is staying (my designs #were with no suit ) hello artists where are ur connor clothes redesign #everytime i go back to dbh brainrot is because of hank and connor BECAUSE IM SIMPLE AND PREDICTABLE #I LIKE EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED CHARACTERS AND THEY BOTH ARE #I LIKE CONNOR DYING AND PRETENDING ITS NOTHING #and him getting adopted of course #hank anderson #when i saw hank's button up patterns i went im not doing allat and i forgot to do it at the end LMAO

[slimyhipster]

unexpectedly nervous

#illustration #original character #vnita #yuyang #both of them are emotionally constipated ^_^

[kiingbiing]

The cage… I have a vision

#doodle #Wip #bowuigi #I can’t get over Luigi in a cage #hcjajgjskgjejg #bowser is a loser but he’s not evil ok? Luigi is just gross with sweat rn #also what did he think was gonna happen #Luigi is wearing gloves with a hat with a sweater and overalls #HES GONNA BURST INTO FLAMES #also Luigi: shows any emotion #bowser: hey can you actually not #if jakfjsjfjs #they are both emotionally constipated #also this has been in my drafts for a while now #I just need to make it a reality

[ladybugkisses]

i’m not sure what happened i just blinked and next thing i knew they were friends?? ?

#me for the 186688th time: omg what if a guy and a girl were FRIENDS -mind blown- #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel oc #sir pentious #art tag #btw Both of them are touch starved. she's just 10x more emotionally constipated

[vspin]

#you know i mostly post cutesy romantic stuff of them all the time #but they are both actually very emotionally constipated individuals #who are more comfortable killing people than talking about their feelings #Tav'Lyn thought the “I love you” line was hilarious and had never heard that said to her in her life cause...duh #anyway #astarion romance #astarion x tav #Astarion/Tav'Lyn #my OC: Tav'Lyn #bg3 mine

[kaeyapilled]

wheres that post thats like. ragbros reconciliation content needs more screaming and yelling at each other. whoever said that you are SO right

#scream your bitterness and sorrow at each other yes yes get some catharsis yes make it ugly #especially since the both of them are so emotionally constipated #i would love to see them cry of course and it happens often in reconciliation fics/fanart etc #but i also NEED to see kaeya raise his voice . not diluc i think he already does and has done that enough #its kaeyas turn to be rlly fucking angry. do you even get it #my posts #ragbros #brothers tag #kaeyaposting #diluc #kaeya

[bisexualgenderclown]

genuinely obsessed with how harrowhark has exactly two (2) big viable ships and literally both of them follow the dynamic of

“gf who cannot credibly claim to have smiled for longer than 15 non-consecutive seconds in her entire life” x “gf who hasn’t lost her smug grin even once even when everything absolutely and objectively sucks ass for her all the time”

like harrow clearly has a type

#like tbf ianthe and gideon are smug grinning for different reasons but STILL #if i had to place ianthe and gideon on some sort of political compass id say they both score high on stupid smirk #but they would be on opposite extremes of the emotionally constipated category #actually this implies that there should be a 4th quadrant #with a character who is open about their emotions but also never ever smiles #actually wait i think that might be camilla #ANYWAY rant over thanks for sticking with it tho xoxo #if you got this far down in the tags i hope u have a great day #harrianthe #griddlehark #ianthe tridentarius #gideon the ninth #gideon nav #gideon the ninth spoilers #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow the ninth #tlt #the locked tomb

[thechaoticrow]

so we were all expecting jordie in season 2, right? but JESPER’S MOTHER TOO??? JESPER *AND* KAZ TRAUMA?? ON OUR SCREENS??? YOUR HONOUR THEY’RE TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN AND IM NOT READY

#kaz brekker #jesper fahey #shadow and bone season two #six of crows #shadow and bone #grishaverse #jordie rietveld #aditi hilli #they’re so similar #both emotionally constipated besties/ brothers #kaz just hides it with his reputation #jesper with humour #but deep down they’ve both seen and witnessed and been through so much #so young #your honour i can’t do this #nina zenik #wylan hendriks #matthias helvar #inej ghafa #crow club #jesper #kaz

[bagelrites]

They both got issues, it just presents itself very differently. like,

Dream: "Do you love me?"

George: "no" <- can't say yes because if he does it would be obvious that he means it in a deeply romantic way

Skeppy: "Do you love me?"

Bad: "Yes!" <- says "I love you" to all his friends so this could mean anything and he knows it, he's evil

#also. another reason why dream and skeppy are cosmically intertwined #is because they are both the bleeding hearts of the relationship #and they love their emotionally constipated bfs so much #but alas. the demons #dnf #skephalo

[tocourtdisaster]

I feel like everyone making a big deal about Echo's line about no blood this time didn't grow up with siblings.

#the bad batch #star wars #tbb spoilers #seriously guys #sibling fights are mean #especially if both siblings are emotionally constipated spec ops soldiers

[batfamhyperfixation]

Jason, looking at Roy: aren't we all at least a bit homo

Interviewer: ah yes because we are all homo sapiens, I get what you did there

Jason, confused: no I meant when I look at dudes I have gay thoughts

#jason: I have gay thoughts #the gay thoughts: *hold his hand* *snuggle* *run your hand through his hair* *put your arm around him* *hug* *kiss his cheek* #jason: *is an absolute blushing mess* #interviewer: oh god they must be really dirty #Ok look I feel like jason is the type to be a blushing mess when thinking about doing little intimate things with people #Roy would think its hilarious so he would be all flirty in a domestic way like Im going to intertwine our fingers and lay my head on you #until their hands are intertwined and jason kisses their hands and roy becomes a blushing mess cause jason has never instigated it before #like I just want their intimacy to be friends messing with each other but then they both realize they actually like the intimacy so #it just becomes a thing they do and other people around them are confused cause these emotionally constipated buff dudes are able to #unironically be this intimate. the batfamily meets angry jason who was resurrected and then they meet Jason With Roy™ they are blindsighted #cause murderous jason was laying his head on Roy's lap as Roy ran his fingers through Jason's hair (no one else should even attempt this) #as they were talking in front of everyone and using pet names as calling each other partner and everyone is like 'what???' #dick is most suprised though cause he is friends with roy so its a classic case of 'when did my brother and my friend become so intimate??' #he calls the entire rest of the og teen titans over just to make sure his eyes arent deceiving him #like 'no fr donna wally garth you guys gotta get over here and see this' and that was how they started an inpromptu teen titan reunion #jayroy #jason todd #roy harper #incorrect outlaws quotes #rhato #red hood and arsenal

[cultofthepigeon]

personally a strong disliker of the Snipers Dad is Homophobic trope both because he loves his son and because its the tf2 universe

but also because i think snipers dad being awkwardly supportive is funny

#alternatively #slept with some dudes back in the day and awkwardly trying to give him advice and tips #listen theyre both awkward and bad at comunicating and emotionally constipated #itd be a lot of back patd and beers and hank hill like awkwardness #buy with love #tf2