#both hands

[boop-someone-today]

Me just casually having the headcanon that Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan are ambidextrous.

Reason: For A-Jiu, it’s because street rats and slaves were forced to use both hands for survival. Street rats because they would get broken limbs doing dumb shit to survive, and since you mainly jut out your dominant hand, that was the one that would get broken, forcing you to use the other one. For slaves, it’s kind of the same reason, especially for Qiu Jianluo, who loved to torture our A-Jiu, constantly giving Xiao Jiu a broken limb, forcing him to work with the other hand.

Prompt idea for an og!Shen Qingqiu: Just chilling at a peak lord meeting, bored out of his mind, and just switches hands no problem writing notes to eat the provided pastries. Cue everyone who noticed curiously peeking over his shoulder to get some blackmail on the poor left handed writing of the Peak Lord of Qing Jing (except Liu Qingge who was just genuinely curious), only to find it flawlessly flowing with the rest of it.

Of course, that leads them to try to get him to fight with his left hand.

He also does embroidery with both hands, cause why not.

For Shen Yuan, his reason: He was bored, and decided why not. It caused him to work his left hand out while sick in bed, give him some cool skills to show off if he ever got well enough to go to a public/private school. (Which he didn’t, he died because of a bun)

#svsss #shen yuan #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #pidw #liu qingge #liujiu #fic ideas #both hands #ambidextrous #street rat #slavery #death mention #canonical death

[rustbeltjessie]

Sometime around age twenty, I realized there were many songs that I’d long loved but hadn’t always understood in a bone-deep way, because I hadn’t yet lived them, that I could now relate to. But it was at age twenty-two that I had that realization specifically about “Both Hands.” I was lying on the top bunk of the bunk beds I shared with my roommate, in our cold room, chain-smoking French cigarettes, listening to an Ani DiFranco mix tape, and making notes for a poem I wanted to write, about a long-distance lover of mine. A guy who had said I was his soulmate, and who talked of coming to Chicago, to stay with me, until: Well, I’m seeing this other girl, and I don’t know if I can stand to be away from her for that long. It wasn’t him seeing another girl that I objected to—I’d continued to see other boys and girls throughout the entirety of our whatever-it-was—it was the fact that he no longer wanted to come see me. I had been replaced. So much for soulmates.

My newest newsletter is the second installment of These Fucking Songs. This one is about Ani DiFranco's "Both Hands."

#jessie lynn mcmains #writers on tumblr #spilled ink #ani difranco #both hands #my writing #nostalgia #heartbreak #jessie writes about music #these fucking songs #substack

[athenepromachos]

"A Gentleman always maintains a VERY firm grip, using both hands if necessary" 💋🍌

#henry cavill #sherlock holmes #curls #play with those curls #firm grip #both hands #wrap those fingers #bde #big bad cavill #bde right there #corrective detective #🍌🦑🍌🦑🍌🦑🍌🦑🍌🦑🍌🦑

[alchemiasart]

When I say I'm ambidextrous, I really mean I'm massively uncoordinated with both hands.

#ambidextrous #actually autistic #autism #and yet still not dead #both hands

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#animation #pose #overlay #text #texting #phone #cellphone #iphone #holding #both hands #fingers #finger #miscellaneous #technology #tech #press buttons #type #typing #txtpoint #talking

[stargazerdaisy]

I can’t believe I am expected to sleep now and then work tomorrow, after that episode.  My life will never be the same again.

#daisy watches tv #the rookie #the rookie spoilers #day in the hole #chenford #lucy x tim #so this is where i live now #gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah the way she grabbed his face #both hands #shit I am have flashbacks to the providence couch kiss for skyeward #which is my favorite tv show kiss #ever #but this is ranking RIGHT UP THERE

[spottedbread]

why do my hands always hurt

#the side of my hand under my pinkie #on the palm #both hands #they hurt #all the itme

[mishalogic]

'm going to play "liebestraum" with both hands! That way I get through it a little faster! ... Milton Berle comedian

#piano #liebestraum #both hands #a little faster #milton berle

[captin-azoth]

I haven’t drawing Diana in such a long long time

While struggling with an art block I wanted to draw her but still had some difficulties aaaaa

#captin azoth #sailor azoth #artists on tumblr #procreate #digital art #fanart #rule of rose #rule of rose Diana #bro my hand be CRAMPIN #BOTH HANDS #CRAMPIDI DOO DA

[sporadicchaosprincess]

(🎊!30!🎊)

I PIRTA BOTH MY HAND

#art #both hands #PIRTA BOTH HAND

[pretty-writing-things]

Anyone have any images of like... two bandages hands? 

#Google is being unhelpful :0 #Same.energy was unhelpful #Pintrest was unhelpful #Ahhhhhh #Like female hands #Maybe bloodstains at the palm #idk #Both hands #I can picture it but I can't draw! :D

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[athenepromachos]

Let's just allow this pic to speak for itself, but the words "Firm", "Grip" and "Enormous Cock" did come to mind 😉😉😉🍌🦑

#henry cavill #all man #kraken 101 #the kraken stirs #both hands #firm grip #take it in both hands #oh lord #big bad bde #cavill bde #🍌🦑🍌🦑🍌🦑🍌🦑🍌🦑🍌🦑 #big thick and uncut

[mckinlily]

Plot armor but it’s Bruce Wayne’s wealth.

Bruce is one of the richest men in the world. Bruce does not want to be one of the richest men in world.

He starts by implementing high starting salaries and full health care coverages for all levels at Wayne Enterprises. This in vastly improves retention and worker productivity, and WE profits soar. He increases PTO, grants generous parental and family leave, funds diversity initiatives, boosts salaries again. WE is ranked “#1 worker-friendly corporation”, and productively and profits soar again.

Ok, so clearly investing his workers isn’t the profit-destroying doomed strategy his peers claim it is. Bruce is going to keep doing it obviously (his next initiative is to ensure all part-time and contractors get the same benefits and pay as full time employees), but he is going to have to find a different way to dump his money.

But you know what else is supposed to be prohibitively expensive? Green and ethical initiatives. Yes, Bruce can do that. He creates and fund a 10 year plan to covert all Wayne facilities to renewable energy. He overhauls all factories to employ the best environmentally friendly practices and technologies. He cuts contracts with all suppliers that engage in unethical employment practices and pays for other to upgrade their equipment and facilities to meet WE’s new environmental and safety requirements. He spares no expense.

Yeah, Wayne Enterprises is so successful that they spin off an entire new business arm focused on helping other companies convert to environmentally friendly and safe practices like they did in an efficient, cost effective, successful way.

Admittedly, investing in his own company was probably never going to be the best way to get rid of his wealth. He slashes his own salary to a pittance (god knows he has more money than he could possibly know what to do with already) and keeps investing the profits back into the workers, and WE keeps responding with nearly terrifying success.

So WE is a no-go, and Bruce now has numerous angry billionaires on his back because they’ve been claiming all these measures he’s implementing are too expensive to justify for decades and they’re finding it a little hard to keep the wool over everyone’s eyes when Idiot Softheart Bruice Wayne has money spilling out his ears. BUT Bruce can invest in Gotham. That’ll go well, right?

Gotham’s infrastructure is the OSHA anti-Christ and even what little is up to code is constantly getting destroyed by Rogue attacks. Surely THAT will be a money sink.

Except the only non-corrupt employer in Gotham city is….Wayne Enterprises. Or contractors or companies or businesses that somehow, in some way or other, feed back to WE. Paying wholesale for improvement to Gotham’s infrastructure somehow increases WE’s profits.

Bruce funds a full system overhaul of Gotham hospital (it’s not his fault the best administrative system software is WE—he looked), he sets up foundations and trusts for shelters, free clinics, schools, meal plans, day care, literally anything he can think of.

Gotham continues to be a shithole. Bruce Wayne continues to be richer than god against his Batman-ingrained will.

Oh, and Bruice Wayne is no longer viewed as solely a spoiled idiot nepo baby. The public responds by investing in WE and anything else he owns, and stop doing this, please.

Bruce sets up a foundation to pay the college tuition of every Gotham citizen who applies. It’s so successful that within 10 years, donations from previous recipients more than cover incoming need, and Bruce can’t even donate to his own charity.

But by this time, Bruce has children. If he can’t get rid of his wealth, he can at least distribute it, right?

Except Dick Grayson absolutely refuses to receive any of his money, won’t touch his trust fund, and in fact has never been so successful and creative with his hacking skills as he is in dumping the money BACK on Bruce. Jason died and won’t legally resurrect to take his trust fund. Tim has his own inherited wealth, refuses to inherit more, and in fact happily joins forces with Dick to hack accounts and return whatever money he tries to give them. Cass has no concept of monetary wealth and gives him panicked, overwhelmed eyes whenever he so much as implies offering more than $100 at once. Damian is showing worrying signs of following in his precious Richard’s footsteps, and Babs barely allows him to fund tech for the Clocktower. At least Steph lets him pay for her tuition and uses his credit card to buy unholy amounts of Batburger. But that is hardly a drop in the ocean of Bruce’s wealth. And she won’t even accept a trust fund of only one million.

Jason wins for best-worst child though because he currently runs a very lucrative crime empire. And although he pours the vast, vast majority of his profits back into Crime Alley, whenever he gets a little too rich for his tastes, he dumps the money on Bruce. At this point, Bruce almost wishes he was being used for money laundering because then he’s at least not have the money.

So children—generous, kindhearted, stubborn till the day they die the little shits, children—are also out.

Bruce was funding the Justice League. But then finances were leaked, and the public had an outcry over one man holding so much sway over the world’s superheroes (nevermind Bruce is one of those superheroes—but the public can’t know that). So Bruce had to do some fancy PR trickery, concede to a policy of not receiving a majority of funds from one individual, and significantly decrease his contributions because no one could match his donations.

At his wits end, Bruce hires a team of accounts to search through every crinkle and crevice of tax law to find what loopholes or shortcuts can be avoided in order to pay his damn taxes to the MAX.

The results are horrifying. According to the strictest definition of the law, the government owes him money.

Bruce burns the report, buries any evidence as deeply as he can, and organizes a foundation to lobby for FAR higher taxation of the upper class.

All this, and Wayne Enterprises is happily chugging along, churning profit, expanding into new markets, growing in the stock market, and trying to force the credit and proportionate compensation on their increasingly horrified CEO.

Bruce Wayne is one of the richest men in the world. Bruce Wayne will never not be one of the richest men in the world.

But by GOD is he trying.

#batman #bruce wayne #laws of this dc universe say Gotham is always a hellcity #and bruce wayne is always filthy rich #bruce wayne is fighting with everything he has against both those facts #he’s not going to win #but he’s not going to stop either #bruce crying with fistfuls of money in his hands: take it. PLEASE #the public: donate more???

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#pose #alm #magic #supernatural #spell #shield #stop #energy #force #protect #protecting #wait #step forward #push #pushing #heavy #hands up #arms out #both arms #both hands

[youre-only-gay-once]

get destiel kissed <3

#misha collins #spn #15k notes i hope this site dies i hope we both die hand in unlovable hand