#bottom jail

[libertasforte]

Please give me my competent!Childe

10 intelligence 0 wisdom Childe

Me: surely not all of Wriothesley's constellations apply to Childe -

Childe: gets wrongly accused

Me: well fuck

#childe #tartaglia #wriochi #wriothesley #genshin impact #I ship wriochi but #I do not think he is able to give consent under those circumstances #fml #even after he gets out #would you date the warden of a jail you were held at #I would not #not only did he resist arrest but he went (tried to go) full Foul Legacy for it... he *really* does not want to submit #he went out with a bang and that's his statement on whether he consents to it #his recognition that might makes right is his obsession with strength #I want to make him bottom but I don't see how #wake up babe new problematic ship just dropped #genshin leaks

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

Aziraphale’s the type of romantic to look up at Crowley lovingly while sucking him off

#i’m not putting the mature tag on this y’all just have to accept gay sex #i’m not wrong #not beating the power bottom allegations #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #michael sheen #<- he headcanons the shit don’t lie #david tennant #canonically only other guy he’d fuck was oscar wilde but he chickened out and didn’t miracle him out of jail (pussy) #gay #lgbtqia

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

Lambert, sparing with Aiden and kicking at him with the side of his foot: Aiden move out of the way so I can kick your ass!

Aiden, his eyes enormous: you KICK aiden? you kick his body like the football? oh! oh! jail for bottom! jail for bottom for One Thousand Years!!!!

#the witcher #the witcher netflix #witcher #lambert #aiden x lambert #aiden witcher #sparring #miette #jail for bottom

[bubbyscanvas]

I can't wait to get the professional point of view of this shot! @ropebubby = my rigger

#rope bottom #ropeart #tattoed beauty #ropeplay #shabari #roped girl #bd/sm rope #rope marks #futomomo #rope suspension #jail

[junibugs]

i'm a mess

#got broken up with #my room is disgusting #i hate my major #i hate my job #i hate this town #i hate my friends #this might be my new rock bottom #like worse than jail guys #and i've been to jail so that says too much #just talking yapping i'm sorry u guys #literally have no one to talk to

[boxwinebaddie]

it would be funny if when stan is bandaging up kyle he uses a bunch of like hello kitty and care bears bandaids just cause hes still mad and knows kyle wont like itjhsjsjs

STTTOOOPPP!!!! THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!

no that's So Real because i feel like raven just waves a tan stan-hand at injured!kyle all like "wait here, i'm gonna grab some Bandaids" which makes him roll his eyes so much bc stan is being annoying bc he Literally Can't Move, lol. but after a little bit, ravenstan emerges from the bathroom with something behind his back, wearing the most Devious grin on his face...jerseykyle is immediately sussed like

"okay, what's behind ya back? you know i don't like magic tricks. or surprises." then with a ~flourish~, ravenstan whips out the two boxes of hello kitty and care bear bandaids, shaking them like maracas, totally stoked, and jersey is like oh my god, STOP!!! i'm cryingg.

raven is Naught crying, however! he is having a Blast <3

( he is also...trying very hard not to Simp bc when kyle says "god" and "stop" it sounds like "gahd" and "stahp" in the jersey accent which stan thinks is soooo cute omg!!! c': smh...he is dying. They are dying. my boys NEVER fight, this is so fucking miserable!!! i hate it here!! :/ )

but ravens like "so which ones do you want?" & kyle is like "Neither!!! where the fuck are the Real Bandaids?!" and stan says "What Do You Mean? These Are The Real Bandaids." jersey is losing his Mind bc this cannot be real like "stan, i bought those for the Kids at the elementary school i'm internin' at!!! those are CHILDS bandaids!"

n stan just smiles & shrugs like…

"Well, If You're Gonna Act Like One :)''

WHICHHHHH OHHHH MY FUCKING GOOOOOD

WOORLDSTAR!!!

unbelievable, smh. kyle is literally not sure if he is aghast or attracted to this energy ( like The AUDACITY!!! ) but after a second, realizes its lowkey kind of Adorable to him so he shakes his head at stan like "you're still bad at that, yknow?" cue stan squint like "what are you talking about?" and kyle is like "Being Mean," to which stan makes...i shit you not...the LEAST scary face on planet earth & says "Shut Up" also his voice totally cracks in the middle of it, which makes kyle smile So hard that his lip splits open again, jfc. this is soooooo

kyle is being Annoying so he just raises his hands in mock defeat like "alright you scared me straight" ( as the gayest person ever ) "patch me up, nurse stan" looool the pep!style doctor pwp continues!

except its actually Really Cute bc ravenstan gets super hyper-focused again, but instead of being stressed out, he's actually kind of having a lot of fun and starts making little shapes on kyle's arms out of the bandaids ( he also has to use a fuck ton of them to even try and cover any wound on kyles body. ) but yeah he's sticking bandids all over kyle, also there's one on his cheek then stan puts another one on the other cheek and jersey is like "smh, stan there's not even a cut on that side!" and stans like "its for ur OCD" which aAAaaAa, i hope i die!!!

anyways, stans vibing, he's still making pictures out of the lil bandaids by connecting them -- he made a fake tattoo arrow heart w/ mom in the middle of it -- a skull, a couple stars, etc. tbh he is gettin Creative with it and kyle is just like eyebrow raise "enjoyin ya lil art project?" and stan just laughs and is like "yes so much" :')))) <3

...and tbh, if anyone Else was sticking a bunch of bandids on kyle and making weird shapes, he'd b super fkn pissed n want to kill them, but he's just sitting there admiring stan and His Chest Hurts. not bc he's all bruised up, but bc when stan blocked him on everything, jersey's only window into stan's life was thru tabloid articles of him on a bender, being super unhappy & like...for the first time in weeks...

Stan Is Smiling. :')

and that makes jersey kyle alight with happy touchy feelings, which, speaking of being Touchy, mid bandaiding, kyle sweeps a couple infared strands of stan’s hair behind his ear and nearly whispers “ya hair was in your eyes again.” and jersey lovingly skating his fingers across ravens forehead while talking to him in the soft, quiet, lovely voice he reserves Just For Him in special, intimate moments when they’re alone makes him blush Furiously, so he just laughs like "oh. haha. oops." looks down at his feet and does the lil stan lip bite laugh thing that he always does when he’s really nervous. which, okay: so whenever stan looks away bc he feels stupid or embarrassed, jersey kyle always gently wraps his fingers around the bottom of of stans face and his lifts his chin up so stan has to Look At Him...wHew!

but anyways, jersey does it By Accident bc he’s so used to doing it, and stans eyes get so wide and they’re so pretty and blue and his bottom eyelashes are so long and kyle wants to kiss him SO BAD!! so naturally he’s staring at stans lips and the stupid freaking skull hand lip ring which is so enticing and mesmerizing to him that he, in the heat of the moment, accidentally again, drags his thumb really slowly across ravenstans bottom lip, breathing hard.

this surprises the fuck out of stan and he’s super flustered so he makes a tiny breathy gasp noise and Ohhh My God You Guys when i tell you that made jerseykyle Feral like he was trying SOOO hard not to Jump Him, the tension was CRAZY! jfccc. like i Swear to Gahd they were abt to Make Out skhdlksdks. like it was about to be down absolutely fkn Horrendous in there!!!

...but at the very Last second, stan just pulls away and is like ah-aha! A-All Done! n closes the bandaid boxes lookin So Stressed Out.

WE WERE SOOOOOO CLOSE FML!! BOOOO

RAVESEY DIVORCE HELL IS A PLACE!!!!

DIE, CRY, HATE THE RAVESEY DIVORCE :///

-uncle nina, not enjoying the toxic yaoi

#screaming crying throwing up #i miss them pls kiss #WHEN I TELL U WE WERE SO CLOSE #this is hell #also stan being cute and making little pictures out of the bandaids on kyle and kyle just admiring him being happy iM SO #THAT LAST PART #IM SO SORRY ABT THAT #BUT ANYWAYS WHEW #WOW #THAT WAS INSANE LIKE THEY WERE ABT TO GO AT IT #HELLO KITTY CARE BEAR BANDAIDS WERE ABT TO GO FLYIN EVERYWHERE HOLY FUCK #the self restraint was crazy #ALSO KYLE IS SO CRAZY FOR THAT #THE HAIR TUCK BEHIND THE EAR GENTLE KYLE VOICE CHIN TILT COMBO #AND HE RAN HIS THUMB OVER STANS BOTTOM LIP #LIKE HELLO GO TO JAIL BITCH #INSANE BEHAVIOR THAT WAS OUT OF POCKET #stan is so strong like oh my god i would have caved #jerseykyle has too much rizz he needs to be StaHPED

[secondlastk]

rowan damisch truly makes like 1 decision and falls into *checks notes* 120+ years of suffering

#he decides to comfort an almost stranger while they die #and is rewarded with 4 months of murder training #8 months of more abusive murder training #like a year or so of solitude and doing righteous murders #captured by villain and killed over and over #escapes and get stuck on a sinking island when he dies in an airtight cube at the bottom of the ocean #revived after 3 years and kept in jail #busted out of jail by villain and almost executed #busted out by a different group who force him into doing less righteous murders #get out of that and get put in a shipping container of corpses for 4 days #reunites with gf who then dies in his arms #put on a spaceship and told she'll be revived in 117 years #arc of a scythe #bookshelf #these books are so funny #the characters just get dragged thru events over and over #but i think rowan has is worst #bc everyone hates him the whole time #and its super not his fault #this isnt even everything #this doesnt include volta and tyger #and his family #and faradays rejection #hes so emo and hes earned it #rowan: im gonna call myself..... LUCIFER #me: you sure are buddy have fun

[lesbianrobotwizard]

Thinking about billy in injustice.

Maybe because he died while in his powered form he got kind of stuck between the living and the dead and now just wanders as a monument to the horrors of supermans regime.

I think he would be angry at first, angry at superman for killing him, angry at himself for being involved in the regime but he would be incredibly sad too, he would mourn his life and the choices he made that lead to his death, but eventually he would also be proud of how he listened to Harleys advice and stood up to superman and kickstarted the beginning of the end for the regime. 

#my art #shazam #billy batson #superman #captain marvel #fan art #wonder woman #nightwing #injustice #harley quinn #dc comics #dc #deadwing #mine #injustice gods among us #its might be a little hard to tell if you haven't read injustice but top left is superman in his maximum security prison cell #and bottom left is Wonder Woman jailed in thymeskyra for her involvement in the regime #and of course bottom right is deadwing #injustice spoilers #ignore my handwriting on the grave stone afskajkgfsgag I know its bad my handwriting sucks lmao #dick saying sorry is not just about billy being dead #its also about how dick possessed and depowered him multiple times throughout injustice #afgsjjafsgjkasffs

[moongothic]

I have been stuck in Knitting Jail for most of this year, slowly working on making just a bunch of basic ass scarves to give out on Crimbus

They are wonky, they're frankly put downright laughable, but they're usable and extremely soft and that's what really matters

#Yarncraft Diary #Moon posting #Somehow fucked up the color balancing on the second photo so they look really red in that one but I can't be bothered to fix that #No I did not bother with rolling them all out because. They're just wonky ass scarves man. They're not that interesting #One is just a plain white scrf and three have like even striping patterns on them #Really the only ''interesting'' one is the bottom one on the second photo since the middle section of it is green #So there's only stripes on the ends of it #But yeah. They're just rectangles. Extremely wonky rectangles #Yes I did block them you can even see it on the slightly pointy sides of the scarves lmao #Tbh the wonkiness kinda looks worse when they're just rolled out on a flat surface like this #Like if you were actually wearing them the wonkiness wouldn't be that noticable (probably) #Also to be fair I probably could've finished these sooner had I not taken breaks to do other projects between scarves but like. #Knitting scarves is not interesting. I was losing my fucking mind. I needed breaks desperately #So I did other shit from time to thime #But it's fine now 'cause these fuckers are DONE and I am FREE from Knitting Jail and can return to Crochet My Beloved

[wolfish-nightmares]

the grabber?! the grabBER?!? THE GRABBER?!

#thats the slasher you chose to simp over??? #hello??? #the grabber?!?!? #dont give me that 'ethan is hot' shit #ethan hawke has so many other amazing roles where he looks hot #pick a different one #not the child predator #like bffr #hes literally a CHILD PREDATOR #like i understand being into slashers #i get it #im obviously into some questionable ones #BUT THE GRABBER?!? #PLEASE BE SERIOUS #its like scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point #can i stress this one more time: CHILD PREDATOR CHILD PREDATOR CHILD PREDATORRRRRR #HES NOT SMUT WORTHY #HES FEDERAL PRISON TIME UNDER THE JAIL WORTHY #i see why everyone had a problem with the simping over him #i mean come on #did you see the way he touched finn's face? #and you wanna try and argue that it wasn't sexual? #or that he wasn't attached to them in some way? #be for real #be serious #it was a good movie though #i did enjoy it #but come on #he ain't it #the black phone

[fastianini]

the universal honda experience of 2023

#just putting this here #just—yk—🤪 #petition for honda to burn their disgrace of a bike to the ground and build it entirely new! you can‘t fix this one! #and to bring out every illegal thing they can find idc how illegal it is like #let‘s risk something. let‘s risk going to jail. what do we have to lose anymore? dignity? #gurl. that shit has been down the drain for a looong time now let‘s go #OR—listen here! fire alberto puig and hire me cos you know what we‘re gonna do? easy peasy lemon squeezy or whatever? #we‘re gonna steal a fucking ducati and plaster the honda livery on it=problem solved! #sometimes my genius is…it‘s almost frightening #yes i‘ve gone completely insane yes i have hit all bottom of despair pits no there is no cure #motogp #also i forgot to make joan look the other way sorry just as honda i can’t be bothered to fix it :)

[bubbyscanvas]

Solitary confinement in 1914 anyone? @ropebubby

#rope bottom #ropeart #tattoed beauty #ropeplay #roped girl #shabari #bd/sm rope #rope marks #futomomo #jail

[elitewrestlinghoe]

#i have EXCLUSIVELY questions #absolutely no answers to be found #trent? #trent beretta #you know what this means #a returning... #greg giving me a headache episode 1000 #greg what #like the 'how to get into heaven' pamphlet feels like what im supposed to look at #but i know you greg #i know you ya sick fuck #is that a straw in the bottom middle? #why #are you holding a drink in one hand and camera in the other? #were you gonna pee with a drink in your hand? #straight to jail

[raelle-writing]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Pete Phongsakorn Saengtham/Vegas Kornwit Theerapanyakun Characters: Pete Phongsakorn Saengtham, Vegas Kornwit Theerapanyakun, Gun Theerapanyakun, Chan (KinnPorsche: The Series), Porsche Pachara Kittisawat, Kinn Anakinn Theerapanyakun, Original Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Star Wars Setting, Slow Burn, Enemies to Lovers, Hate to Love, Angst with a Happy Ending, The Force, Force Bond (Star Wars), old republic setting, Kyber Crystals (Star Wars)

Summary:

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…

In different corners of the Galaxy, there are two boys whose fates are linked. One, born in the heart of the Empire, has spent his entire life training under his father to be the strongest Sith, but always found himself coming up short. Vegas Theerapanyakul cultivated his anger into hatred, and became a talented Sith Lord, and one of the youngest to ever take the title.

The other, who was abandoned at a Jedi Temple by his parents when he was just a child, impressed his teachers from a young age with his connection to the Force. He quickly rose through the ranks and now stands, a full fledged Jedi Sentinel, one of the youngest to be made a Jedi in the history of the Order. Focusing on his connection to the Force, studying ancient lore, and seeking justice, Pete Saengtham has made it his mission to recover as many Jedi and Sith Holocrons as possible to expand the Jedi Temple Library.

Both young men have been plagued with visions of someone else from a young age, but hid that odd connection from their teachers, not knowing what it meant. But now, both find themselves on the same planet… in pursuit of different goals, but with paths that are destined to cross…

#welcome to my new star wars AU! #probably putting it on an every-other week schedule until I finish up IYHSTL #sorry for the long-ass notes at the top and bottom I had a lot of shit to say ahahahahaha #vegaspete #vegaspete fic #vegaspete fanfic #vegas/pete #vegas x pete #star wars au #jedi/sith au #sith vegas theerapanyakul #jedi pete saengtham #kpts #also I removed the eventual sm*t tag so that Tumblr doesn't put me in jail #so check the tags in the actual work ahahahaha

[thehoveringbrain]

So, do you think those men in the submarine pondered murder? It would be the most logical course of action

#being in jail is better than being a corpse at the bottom of the sea #maybe #titan #titanic #oceangate #oops a brain