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seirra-sweetheart · 5 months
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Asleep
You’re asleep in my lap
Hand on my thigh as you snooze away
You should be home in your own bed
But you wanted to be here with me
My leg is numb
I’m tired and ready for bed
But I’ve been sleeping like shit and you know it
But hopefully tonight I will go home smelling like you
And I will be able to rest
Tricking my brain into thinking I’m sleeping on you
Safe
Home is not where my bed is
Home is in your arms
I normally want to be held when I cry
But nobody is there to hold me
But there I was
Playing with your freshly cut hair
And scratching your big strong back
And I was soothed more than a hug from my mother or father
You’re my home
In the car, at the dinner table, at the grocery store
Asleep
I’m at home when I’m with you
And I’m so thankful for that
I’m thankful to have a home that unconditionally loves me
I’m thankful to have a home that understands me
I’m thankful to have you
I’m thankful to love you and that you love me
And here you are asleep
At peace for once
As am I with you
I hope I’m your home too
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mxveewz · 11 months
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so sorry. we threw your boyfriend in the snail pit. sorry. yeah, he's down there getting slimed and snail'd. yeah, sorry.
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ilovesavagememes · 1 year
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sofiaflorina2021 · 5 months
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Me and who? One day I will get a girlfriend, there will be someone who wants to be my girlfriend.
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Media Source: Twitter.com
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ibreathered · 2 years
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My boyf: -uses my bong in a toke video-
Me: ahshdggdgd <333
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aitu · 1 year
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hey sorry your boyfriend entered the public domain. yeah no exclusive intellectual property rights apply to him anymore. no, no one needs permission to use him in their published works. people are publishing books about him being in love with his best friend now. sorry. i'm so sorry.
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morninkim · 1 year
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yeah sorry, you're not gonna have the context for him immediately. might have to scroll a bit first. yeah. sorry.
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prodgermmath · 1 year
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I’m sorry. We tried to make your boyfriend in a poll, and he’s 84% vanilla extract now. Yeah. I’m sorry. He’ll smell really good if you bake him, though!
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seirra-sweetheart · 5 months
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To love life with you
I can’t wait
To love life with you
And no that’s not a typo
I can’t wait to be able to afford our own place
To decorate our kitchen with things we love
To make recipes we grew up eating with our families for our own little family
I can not wait to fold your laundry
Your worn out socks and dirty shirts
Covering our laundry room floor as I gently sort them and wash them
Scrubbing your grease stains out by hand
I crave to be domestic with you
To hold your hand while we watch movies on our couch
To kiss your head when you fall asleep with your head in my lap
To pack your lunches for work and leave love letters in the bottom
Even now as we live in two different houses we are still experiencing life together for the first time
Right now I’m not even your girlfriend
But someday I will be
Someday we will wake up in the same bed
Someday we will decorate our Christmas tree
Someday you will offer me your hand and your last name
Someday
We will love life together
Normally I would say I can’t wait
But the good things in life are worth waiting for
You
Are worth waiting for
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when you and your partner are both on your periods
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asmolbirb · 1 year
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hey sorry we put your boyfriend on a show where the game changes every time. yeah he has no idea what game he’s about to play. but he’ll be fine once he realizes the only way to win is by learning, the only way to learn is by playing, and the only way to begin is by beginning. yeah actually we’ll be beginning without further ado but you can pick him up after. sorry again.
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prokopetz · 1 year
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Per experimental protocol we cannot disclose whether your boyfriend is part of the test group or part of the control group, nor can we comment on the likelihood of his inclusion in either cohort; suffice it to say that it's possible that we're sorry about your boyfriend.
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thethingything · 1 year
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sorry we verified your boyfriend. yeah he's at the end of a long line of checkmarks. he might be partially obscured by them. it was pretty expensive yeah... sorry
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🧍‍♂️<- here he is
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gracenmoe · 3 months
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how I imagine aziraphale is in heaven right now.
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eviebane · 5 months
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Good Omens + text posts
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