#boyfriend quotes

[thingsiwhispertopaper]

“We began like a fire. There was nothing slow or controlled about us. On Sunday, we didn’t know each other. Monday, we met and suddenly colors look different and I wear a ring on my finger that he gave me while down on one knee. Everything has been fast, a hurry to catch up and make up for all the time we’ve spent not knowing each other. We’re the fire that consumes.”

#love quotes #an excerpt from a book i'll never write #breakup quotes #spilled words #spilled ink #boyfriend quotes #love #lover #marriage #positive quotes #quotes i love #blogger #bookblr #book excerpt #breakup #music #fire #bts #blurb

[mochalovechild]

"for the record, i'm falling in love with you"

#MY HEART NEARLY RACED OUT OF MY CHEST #mochalovechild #boyfriend quotes

[anunfortunatekinlist]

"dead dove: do not eat", what happens if i like dead doves, what happenes if i want to eat it

@silkencanis never change

#boyfriend quotes #he is so silly

[ladytyburn]

"It's very clearly implied that they fuck a lot off screen"

- @amnimum , with full conviction, while watching Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting, about Kirishima and Sugihara

#I think this sentence applies to like. every ship #yakuzas guide to babysitting #boyfriend quotes

[soft-prince]

There is nothing sweeter than his cheeks plumping up and his belly jiggling around when he laughs.

#tummy kink #soft boys #fat belly #boyfriend quotes #ffa #big boys #fat bhm

[beastofmoss]

"Not in front of Shu Vag bones."- @eviltranskanata

#boyfriend quotes #itsuki shu

[the-dramatic-priestess]

me: where do you get greens from in your diet?

boyfriend: the cows eat for us..

#funny #boyfriend quotes #drama #greens #diet #cows have a better diet than him #healthy #text post #dad jokes

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Idk why but I find it extremely entertaining the idea that Regulus, even though incredibly intelligent, cannot for the life of him figure out muggle ‘magic’ tricks. How muggles achieve such things without any real magic is his life’s biggest mystery. What makes it even worse for Reg is that James is surprisingly talented at doing them and refuse to tell him how it’s done.

James using that to annoy his boyfriend in arguments like

Regulus: You are SO irresponsible! How could you……

James: *pulls out a deck of cards * Regulus: Don’t you dare

#james potter #james x regulus #regulus black #james loves regulus #jegulus #sunseeker #starchaser #black brothers #the marauders #mauraders #mauraders incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #remus lupin #regulus loves james #sirius black #marauders era #wolfstar #marauders #slytherin skittles #golden retriver boyfriend #black cat boyfriend #You just know they fucked with cards at least once #dead gay wizards

[1-8oo-wtfbro]

“the blue spirit? do u mean lee from the tea shop’s secret boyfriend? we see him coming in the window at the craziest times of night.”

“i wonder if his uncle knows”

#two earth kingdom ladies at the market spilling the tea #sokka behind them: what #sokka also remembering this convo when zuko reveals he’s the blue spirit: I THOUGHT U SAID I WAS UR FIRST BOYFRIEND?!? #zuko: no that was jet #alta #zukka #avatar the last airbender #aang #katara #sokka #zuko #sokka x zuko #zukka nation #ao3feed zukka #zukka fanfic #zukka au #avatar zukka #zukka incorrect quotes #atla zukka #meme #relatable memes #meem #funny memes #memes #relatable #funny #the little bisexual disasters #hehehe #i love them

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Tim: I've gone through all the stages of grief, except my stages of grief are varying levels of unhinged laughter

Bruce, frantically going through parenting books: W h a T

#batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #dc #dc incorrect quotes #batman #tim drake #bruce wayne #either that or cloning his boyfriend

[acomaflove]

Azriel: *sneezes and shadows come out of his nose*

Rhysand:

Amren:

Morrigan:

Cassian:

Feyre:

Nesta: ………So we are all just going to ignore that?

Cassian: Oh my bad; bless you, Azriel.

Nesta: THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT

#its canon #acomaf #acotar #sarah j maas #acotar fandom #rhysand #feysand #feyre archeron #a court of mist and fury #a court of thorns and roses #feyre #azriel #bat boys #book boyfriends #cassian #nesta archeron #nesta #nessian #a court of silver flames #a court of wings and ruin #acowar #acosf #acotar series #incorrect acosf quotes #incorrect acomaf quotes #incorrect acowar quotes #fantasy books #amren #morrigan #new adult books

[cod-dump]

Ghost after Soap hugs him: *sighs*

Soap: What’s wrong, babe?

Ghost: Sometimes I want my spine crushed, Johnny

Soap: I… I didn’t hug you tight enough?

Ghost: NO YOU DIDN’T

(Later)

Soap: I don’t understand! Lately my hugs never seem to satisfy him but it wasn’t always like that!

Gaz: Maybe it’s because König hugged him last time we worked with KorTac and now nothing can compare

Soap: K-König hugged him?

Gaz: Oh, yea. He has very nice arms. Big and strong- Great for hugging

Soap: … suddenly I am filled with rage

#boyfriend stealer #call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #cod konig #cod könig #colonel könig #incorrect quotes #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghostkönig

[hana-no-seiiki]

YAN! BOYFRIEND: What I love about my partner?

YAN! BOYFRIEND: It’s simple really, they’re so naive —

YAN! STALKER: — that they don’t even know we’re dating!

#yandere #yandere x reader #yandere oc #yandere imagine #yandere x you #yandere fic #yandere oc x reader #yandere core #yandere boyfriend #yandere quotes #yandere quote #yandere prompt #yandere headcannons #male yandere

[chaoticace2005]

Inspired by this fic: Something New (For Good Luck) - Chapter 1 - False_Fantasy - Hazbin Hotel (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]

@falsefantasy

Lucifer, talking to Husk and Angel: I’d take a page out of your boyfriend’s book and-

Angel: *spits out drink*

Husk: My what?

Lucifer:

Lucifer: Oh, sorry, are you two married? Okay, husband’s book-

Angel and Husk, both blushing: NO!

#I mean… nobody’s told Lucy that they aren’t together yet right? #so… #I’m waiting for this mistake to happen in the show #watch this be how one of them figures out they have feelings #why did he call him my boyfriend? we aren’t boyfriends! we wouldn’t date #…right? #hazbin hotel #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel husk #husker #huskerdust #hazbin husk #lucifer morningstar #lucifer hazbin hotel #hanthony #anthony hazbin hotel

[beastofmoss]

"Where's the Grimance-eat-your-ass option?"-@eviltranskanata

#boyfriend quotes

[incorrectbuckandeddie]

Buck: I just wanted to let you all know that I have a boyfriend.

Hen: Congrats Buck!

Chimney: Wait let us guess! Does he have brown hair?

Hen: Was he in the army?

Chimney: Does his job involve rescuing people?

Hen: Does he have abs for days?

Chimney: Do we know him?

Buck: How did you two know I was dating Tommy?!

Hen and Chimney: WHAT!

#I would love to see their faces personally #no one knows what to do with the betting money given that Buck is dating Eddie’s clown #in all seriousness I love the BuckTommy development on the show but they really did give Buck a legally distinct not Eddie boyfriend #evan buckley #buck #buddie #eddie diaz #incorrect buck #incorrect buddie quotes #911 abc #incorrect hen #henrietta wilson #incorrect chimney #chimney han #incorrect 911 quotes #although I’m sure I’m not the first to make a post like this #source: mine #oops that tag was supposed to say Eddie’s clone not clown but evidently autocorrect decided otherwise