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So, on tonight's episode of things I never thought I would search on Google
I got an idea for something I might write - most likely in an attempt to avoid the part of the WIP I'm working on that is kinda kicking my butt.
As I was thinking it through, I looked down at my own hand and realized that unless either of the characters (Alex & Henry) were left-handed, it would make my whole idea less likely to work. So I started down a Google rabbit hole researching the likelihood that men would use their non-dominant hand during sex. I needed info outside of my own experiences, well, that and my sex has not included 2 men (well except that one time when I was like 20 but that was long ago).
So, now my Google history makes me look like a sex-crazed fool or something with searches such as:
do men jack off with dominant hand
masturbation with non-dominant hand
use of non-dominant hand during sex
So, yeah, that was an informative hour. Where I learned that non-dominant masturbation has increased since more people are using their devices while doing so, and their dominant hands are occupied by that. Also, the reasons I had assumed, such as to make it last longer or make it feel like it's someone else, amongst others.
All of this because I realized that engagement or wedding rings would, of course, be on a person's left hand, so you'd only feel said ring against your cock (if ya have one) if they are left-handed or using their non-dominant hand. All of that because I got eager to write a scene before thinking through some of the little simple things first.
So, yeah, these boys have ruined my brain, that they live in rent-free, and now I need to figure out how to set-up a non-dominant hand scenario or if one of them is left-handed. Yay!!!
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“Dude, you literally have drool on your tie.”
I look, because of course I do.
“Oh my Gods,” I groan at the sight of my loose but clean tie.
Serena is really giggling now, and I retort by elbowing her. That only causes her to laugh harder. Thatch looks at us quizzically, brow raised. His gaze travels down to my tie, then he rolls his eyes and scoffs. He stands and leans over the table, beckoning me with a come hither motion. “You’re hopeless,” Thatch says, nose wrinkling but I don’t stand immediately.
I don’t make him wait long.
I stand and push my plate back from the edge, leaning across the table filled with food and surrounded by our family. Music softly plays from Calen’s enchanted speakers nestled into the distant ceiling, strings and ivory keys wash away the sounds of everyone else but us. He squints a little and his tongue sticks out between his teeth as he readjusts my tie, then smoothes out the front of my vest that matches his, but cast in a deep scarlet instead of blue.
“There, that’s—”
When Thatch’s sky blue attention meets mine, his words die in his throat. I’m not sure what he finds on my face, but it must be good because his fingers slip around my tie and he tugs me gently towards him. My back arches and I’m sure he’s on his toes, but we close the distance and our lips meet with the lightest of greetings. His long eyelashes flutter shut, candlelight plays across them and the urge to kiss each lash comes over me.
Hours, or in all reality, seconds, pass. His eyes open, pupils overtaking his iris upon capturing me in his sight. His lips part into a shy smile and he breathes, leaning back.
I breathe, standing tall as the crimson fabric of my tie slips through his fingers.
And I need him.
Gods, I’ve never needed him like I need him right now.
But that sly fox winks at me, taking a seat between Caspian and Tobias again like nothing happened at all.
🌲✨🏳️🌈
This yuletide special is so sweet it's making me sick.
*Adds a pound of angst*
There, that'll do it.
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google, show me emo boys kissing
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