My partner: You sound like a therapist when we communicate and it annoys me!
Me: *internally thinking yet again* why does everyone keep saying that!? No, I’m not!
Me: boo-boo this is how I talk normally. I talk like I came straight out of a research paper 📝 and I like it ✨✨✨✨
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Me: Uhh brain, why am I feeling like my partner would be happier without me? Like I thought we were good, what the f**k did you do?
My brain: Well we got into a fight with them yesterday and I didn’t actually listen to what they were saying but focused more on the topic which I thought was kinda stupid and they kinda felt that vibe
Me: So what can we do to fix this?
My brain: Leave them and let them find someone better
Me: No 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨 work on listening better and holding them while talking ❤️
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