#brain rot brain rot brain rot

[makoodles]

on the one hand i'm thinking about ghost with a virgin!reader that's never reached orgasm no matter how much you try with your stupid plastic dildos and silicone vibrators. thinking about how he would take it as his new mission to show you just how much better a real cock is, how he can show you how to make yourself come. god he'd be so unbearable, so smug but gentle but dominating all at once? good luck to reader cause you're never gonna be able to use your silly little sex toys again

but then on the other hand i'm thinking about captain price with the absolute filthiest daddy kink, and you're the civilian assistant that he may or may not have been fucking for months. like he thinks he has it all under wraps, not willing to frighten you off, but then one day you show up in such a bratty, bad mood and he just absolutely lets loose on you

but on the other hand i'm thinking about soap with a mommy kink. like, it starts out as a stupid little argument, you snapping out "i'm not your fucking mother, johnny", and him going so fucking red, only for it to end up with you on your back as he ruts into you wildly and suckles at your tits

#brain rot brain rot brain rot #i have a good chunk of the ghost fic written! we'll see how the others go mayhaps #ghost x reader #soap x reader #price x reader #cod #cod thirsts

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Is that all good deeds are when looked at with an ice-cold eye?

#doctor who #fifth doctor #sixth doctor #seventh doctor #eighth doctor #night of the doctor Haunts me you must know #this song also. haunts me. #anyway #BRAIN ROT BRAIN ROT BRAIN ROT #there will. be more. #look could I explain why this is the vibe? no but like. in my heart. #SURE I MEANT WELL WELL LOOK AT WHAT WELL-MEANT DID #I love interpretating the doctor in a very specific way which doesn't necessarily fully match the canon but makes me insane #which is why one day I'm going to write for big finis #*finish

[aha-chuu]

I have this image in my mind of Wriothesley's trial and it goes like this:

So Wriothesley is like,,, 16. He's fresh out of the hospital and still bandaged up. He's only got one eye uncovered, the other blocked by gauze. He's a little street urchin at this point, alongside just being injured beyond belief, so he's not looking Great™.

And of course, no one even knows enough about him to fact check the name he gave the nurse.

It's not an exciting case and the trial is held first thing in the morning, right after Wriothesley was discharged from the hospital. There's not much of an audience and, of the people who are present, they're tired and grumpy and bored.

Neuvillette lists out the charges: two counts of murder, breaking and entering. He says that Wriothesley was found unconscious in critical condition at the scene of the crime, and the Gardes thought he was another victim at first. While Wriothesley was in hospital, they investigated and proved otherwise. The crowd makes a murmer of noise - if only they'd realised Wriothesley was the murderer right then; there'd be no need to have wasted resources saving his life.

Of course Neuvillette calls for order. Wriothesley is representing himself by his own choice,, how does he plead?

Guilty. Guilty on all counts.

And that's boring. Furina leaves immediately, and most of the small audience follows her in the next few minutes. The ones who stay only stay because they think they'll move onto the next trial quickly, and they hope it will be a more interesting one.

But Neuvillette must finish this one first - he asks Wriothesley for his version of events, which he provides clearly and concisely. How he'd attacked first and then one of the victims drew a knife. He expresses no remorse, but says that he accepts whatever sentence Neuvillette believes is just.

The details don't quite add up. Wriothesley never provided his motive, and the evidence shows that there was no attempt to rob the victims' house. It seems Wriothesley just had some psychopathic urge one day to break into a couple's home and kill them where they stood.

Neuvillette asks after his history; he's some homeless teenager. Well, where are his parents? Dead or gone. Left before Wriothesley could ever know them.

The audience gets a little more sympathetic. They invent this imagine in their minds of Wriothesley's tragic life, leading him to eventually snap and kill in cold blood.

So Neuvillette continues questioning, even though the case is pretty much open and shut. Has Wriothesley been on the streets his entire life? For the last few years. Where was he before that? Foster home. Did he know the victims beforehand? Yes.

And then the motive becomes clear, and Neuvillette asks him to share more. Wriothesley is still young, of course, and desperate. There could be reason to lighten the sentencing. Wriothesley maintains that he should be tried as an adult who fully understood the crime he was committing.

(and it's strange, the audience notices, that Neuvillette is acting more as Wriothesley's Defence than he is as his prosecutor. But Wriothesley himself is more interested in the latter).

Once Wriothesley has explained what his victims put him through, and laid out his reasoning for all to see, the mood shifts. The tiny audience argues among themselves; should this kid be tried at all? It was a vengeful murder, but could it be called self defense? Surely he's not deserving of the full sentence, not after everything that happened to him?

Wriothesley and Neuvillette are both silent for most of the trial, observing the crowd argue among themselves. But no one is really entertained - there's no exciting twists or raucous accusations being thrown around in this case. It's just a sad teenager and his sad life and there's too much nuance to the situation for anyone to really agree on anything.

Eventually Neuvillette has to call for order. Wriothesley is guilty of the crimes, he says. Extenuating circumstances or not, Wriothesley freely admits to having planned out revenge, so this cannot be called self defense. The Oractice has the same verdict, and Wriothesley's only response is to nod at Neuvillette. Some tiny acknowledgement on his blank expression.

Neuvillette chooses the sentence and it's shorter than the technical term. Due to Wriothesley's age and the circumstances surrounding the crime, he's given 15 years instead of 30 to life. Before Wriothesley can argue against his own good, Neuvillette clarifies that this is the most fair punishment.

#wriothesley #genshin impact #Neuvillette #Wriothesley character story leaks #brain rot brain rot brain rot #why did they do him like that #also if you've played Neuvy's story quest #well yeah they have Wriothesley's case file to read #but i need more info!!!

[royaielfroot]

you're quite taken with each other, aren't you? / dragon age kisses

#anders #hawke #blackwall #inquisitor #dragon age #brain rot brain rot brain rot #my art n stuff

[fbfh]

Okay we've talked a lot about Eddie secretly being in love with reader, having a crush on them for years. What about Eddie dramatic ass Munson simping for you, loudly publicly and openly being very much in love with you. He has been since middle school. You were so pretty and he was so awkward and felt so weird and you were always nice to him, discouraging kids from picking on him and his friends and other kids that were different. He was a tween that was head over heels in an instant, so what did anyone expect besides him going absolutely ham, declaring his love for you whenever he could, shouting it from the rooftops. Even when it embarrassed you, it still got your attention. And even when it embarrassed you, you still defended him. You told your friends to leave him alone, he's not doing anything wrong. You expected it to fizzle out, especially since it was so intense, but he just kept going and going and going for years, always glancing over at you when you caught his eye in the cafeteria. He knows he doesn't stand a chance with someone like you, he's not doing this to woo you or to get anything out of it, he's just expressing how he feels, like he always does. On his cafeteria table tangents, there will always be a monolog dedicated to you, his angel, his muse, his one true love. Now instead of hiding your face, he's met with an only slightly embarrassed wave. He's so genuine, so sincere that you really couldn't be mad at him even if you wanted to. You've come to expect it now. There's a line he toes, and you've never noticed how fond you've grown of his presence, his consistency over the years. He waits for you after school, even when he doesn't have detention or hellfire club, even when your stuff is running late, just so he can walk you to your car and send you off with a flourishing bow that would be awkward on anyone else, but he somehow pulls it off. Once in a while, on rare occasions, he'll tell you that you'll end up together someday. The way he says it, you know he has nothing to go on, just pure belief, pure trust and faith in what he feels. It's impressive if you're being honest. You've never met anyone as sincere as Eddie, never met anyone with such pure intentions, with no selfish ulterior motives. You haven't yet, but very soon it will hit you like a truck how much you've really grown to care for him, how attached you've become to him, how much you want him to finally kiss you on the back of your hand when you get in your car to drive home at the end of the day instead of gently stroking your knuckles, gazing at your hand, the exact spot he'd press a kiss to, before letting go. Very soon, you'll realize you really don't want him to let go anymore.

#eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson drabbles #drabbles #stranger things #stranger things x reader #stranger things fluff #stranger things drabbles #brain rot brain rot brain rot #this hit me like a truck #loud simp!eddie #lovestruck!eddie

[melwambo]

I cannot sleep so here are more digital circus sketches

#brain rot brain rot brain rot #I'm still trying to figure out how to draw ragatha and pomni #strangely enough the “human” characters are the hardest #wonder why's that. #my art #mel draws #the amazing digital circus #tadc kinger #tadc ragatha #tadc pomni #tadc

[calli0p3]

percabeth as Taylor Swift lyrics that I like 🌊🦉🔱

#brain rot brain rot brain rot #percabeth #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #annabeth chase #long post

[legobiwan]

Work? No!

Daydream about geometric bastard cryptids? Yes!

#hello there #BRAIN ROT BRAIN ROT BRAIN ROT #legos try to work and don't #guess who finished gravity falls last night

[eldritch-flower]

The need to scrap everything I'm writing atm and focus on my cosmic horror/detective-noir brain child is stronger than my will to live

#wip : taod #cthulhu brainrot #brain rot brain rot brain rot #writing community #writeblr #creative writing #writers of tumblr #wip #writing memes

[slutnali]

Miri, Neech and Sash. Sash and Neech. Neech and Miri. Sash and Miri.

#brain rot brain rot brain rot

[tropicalscream]

me after i watch The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly for the 5th time and Once Upon a Time in the West for the 3rd

#BRAIN ROT BRAIN ROT BRAIN ROT #my friend showed me this idk where its.frok

[leffee]

Man, I absolutely love when someone in lps calls Vinnie Vincent. I don't know about anyone else but I had no clue that Vinnie is short from Vincent, so when I first heard him being called that (The Littlest Bigfoot episode, Sunil "Isn't that right, Vincent?") I was shook and absolutely delighted. I love love when characters have such elegant, smart-sounding names that don't "fit" with their personality. I had formed so many headcanons based off of this alone I'm juuuuust, so effing happy.

#lps 2012 #vinnie terrio #brain rot brain rot brain rot

[sodafrog13]

chill out.

#hotline miami #beard hlm #jacket hlm #beardjacket #trashcan's art #brain rot brain rot brain rot

[peapod20001]

Hnfnerg my ocs...

#random post #brain rot brain rot brain rot #I should make. cursed oc interactions. or just. weird ones at least #cus I have thoughtssssss mmmnghhhhh #*shaking in my boots* I have so many ocs man

[eddieydewr]

hello yes hi hello

if will’s painting is a Big Deal, and el thinks it’s for a girl he likes, why would will give it to mike at the airport? for mike to unroll the painting in front of el, jon and argyle? shouldn’t it be received during a private moment or smth? is the Painting actually not that important?

i need vol 2 now. NOW. now!!!

#brain rot brain rot brain rot #byler #stranger things

[a-wine-dark-sea]

to anyone who's seen how much andor shit i've been reblogging: i am so sorry its a need not a want

#brain rot brain rot brain rot #yes i just finished it #how could you tell? #andor #star wars