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aeide-thea · 4 months

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tagged by @aldieb! thx for thinking of me, these little questionnaires are like. a cute little blast from tumblr's more interactive past :)

last song: i was going to have to give a sad little answer here about how i don't listen to music nearly enough anymore (never mind sing) and it's very definitely a reflection of my depression, but then i entirely out of nowhere and very urgently was like 'wait actually i have to listen to gordon lightfoot's "song for a winter's night" right now' so then i dashed off and did that and now that's the answer:

if i could know within my heart that you were lonely too i would be happy just to hold the hands i love on this winter night with you…

favorite color: oof so so many!! colors are so important. the signature one has gotta be a really highlighter-vivid chartreuse (🎾), but i do also really love me a good marigold orange? not to mention vermilion, or ochre, or moss green, or really saturated cobalt, or shades of rust or russet…

last movie/show: shetland bbc, which is a quiet well-acted murder mystery series set in a very beautiful very remote landscape. soothing if you like the british isles and can bear to entertain the fantasy of a decent policeman, at least for an hour or so at a time. also i admit to enjoying douglas henshall's face.

sweet/spicy/savory: all the best things are savory and also spicy! like. the jamaican curried chicken i grew up with. indian curries. malaysian laksa my beloved. can you tell i like curry. :D

relationship status: sidebar but this is such an amatonormative question lol. like why are we societally expected to look at 'relationship' and infer 'romantic.' also it seems like a weird outlier given that all the other qs are low-stakes little softballs abt yr tastes. however. extremely single! sometimes i'm sad about it because i miss sexual intimacy and i'm too shy to pursue that with strangers? but honestly most of the time i'm just as glad, because i don't actually know how to love people romantically without making a whole self-abnegating religion of it, so i'm not really convinced that dating was ever really all that good for me, on the whole…

last thing i googled: i use duckduckgo now, and you should too! :) having said that: 'yoal boat.' which is a very beautiful traditional style of shetland boat—apparently descended from a norwegian model?—that the islanders used to use for fishing, and then for storage draw up onto the land into these little prepared hollows called noosts (they have marinas now), which like. obviously i think is the most charming word imaginable. a cozy little noost for a lovely little boat! 🪺

current obsession(s): yoals aside, i guess the thing that best fits this category is that sometime in the last year or so i turned into Merino Guy??? like. even my boxer briefs are merino now (well, a merino-tencel blend) and like. it's so good, guys. comfy in a startlingly wide range of temps, helps me lessen my contribution to the microplastics problem, somehow even makes for reasonable athletic wear in the right weights and cuts: what's not to like. anyway brb, gotta go print out my 'NOT 🐑ISH ABOUT MERINO' bumper sticker. :D

tag 9 people: oof idk, do this if you'd enjoy it and ignore it if you wouldn't? gonna make like west and pull some names from my activity feed: @e-b-reads, @ghostofasecretary, @leatherbookmark, @nathanielthecurious, @obstinatecondolement, @papavera, @quailfang, @tisiphoness, @youcanthandelthetruth

#mundanities #memes

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worldwright · 24 days

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Good evening !

So. My mother finally believes I have depression lol

Apparently my psychiatrist never gave me a diagnostic because it's obvious as fuck

jfc

so, yeah, need to tell my shitty father this so he can lose his shit once more and go into burnout a third time bc he learned smth he doesn't like about his children wait brb gonna tell him

...

he fuckin told me to talk to more people and going outside more and all LOL LMAO I DONT HAVE ENERGY BRO WDYM GO OUTSIDE AND WALK YOUR DOG IM IN FUCKIN CRUTCHES AND WE DONT LIVE SOMEWHERE FLAT I CANT WALK LAIKA EVEN IF I HAD THE ENERGY FOR

fuck him

he doesnt knpow what hes talkin about it's been years im suffering from depression and hes saying shit like that

fuck him

hope he dies old, in a hospital and alone. ill be there to spit on his grave

before you ask, yes i ate well today, my mom made lebanese rice and i like it very much when i put eggs with it

have a wonderful morning my friend, gonna read some fics and play pokemon bc fuck

RICE yum

also yeah fuck him fr jfc. not bothering to know enough about hus child to be able to tell when you're struggling and ALSO being an active detriment to you getting help

gonna do taxes tonight, I still gotta call my dad for help cuz I've got some stuff that complicates it, but he's really good at explaining :3 and maybe we can watch dunmesh afterwards :3333

I shoulddddd get groceries today, and i also need to do laundry (shockingly. I did not do it yesterday) but it's a pretty day and I showered last night so I should be able to manage it

thh convention schedule finally got released!! lots of exciting stuff hehehehehehe

hope you have a lovely evening, friend!!

#pen pal

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wooahaes · 2 years

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I just finish of reading the last two parts and omg, I'm in love with the way you write!! 😍😍😍

Wonwoo is falling HARD! Is so cute the way he always have to refrain himself and remind himself that they are only friends, and how his friends support him and want to see him happy, even Seungkwan with his extraness, kept it low so he wouldn't be uncomfy.

And the OC, NGL, as a chubby girl myself I know how it is to not expect to no one to look at us "thar way". But I'm glad that you don't portrait her as a overly insecure, introverted and kind of depressing as I see in A LOT of fics out there, because even when you aren't one hundred percent comfortable with your looks you can dress up in a cute way and have a bubbly and bright personality and be a amazing friends and being a happy person I general. This is what makes me enjoy this story so much, she is such a relatable character.

Kinda hoping to Junghoon see the way Wonwoo look at her and mostly important make her believe that she can be likable and loved just the way she deserves.

aaaAAAA THANK U???? brb gotta cry (my natural response to praise of any kind)

i got kinda rambley so i'll throw everything under a readmore sdkfhds

wonwoo down bad and it is my personal pleasure to write soft, falling-in-love wonwoo. him SOFT and i just like the idea that every single one of his friends would hardcore support him talking to his crush since they've been encouraging it vaguely for a while (even if not all of them know who it is!!). boys supportin boys thank u

yeyeye!!! i get that entirely!! i think its very important to me that mc isn't defined by being a chubby woman? shes insecure sometimes but not entirely because of her body, y'know? like deadass part of it is "i feel inferior bc of my body" but its also "jiyoung is rly smart and a lot more fun and lovely, who wouldn't be in love w her tbh?" since i think insecurity can really come from anywhere. for me it'll always have a little "no ones going to look at me bc of my body type" but i do get tired of reading insecure chubby readers who think no ones going to look twice at them. like, yes it does happen--but it doesnt help to keep reading it over and over, if that makes sense?

ultimately: im a chubby girl. i do not constantly think abt my weight like some fics seem to push, if that makes sense? it's important to me to not constantly harp on "your round stomach" and whatnot because that's not what defines me and it's not how i think about myself. its usually me going "i am squishy and soft hehe >:3" to my friends on my good days hehe so mc/the oc typically tends to not like... focus in on her own body like that.

but im glad sunny is relatable hehe shes honestly the person i wish i could be sometimes tbh! also i wanna dress like her SO bad in general. give ME the pretty dresses n cute clothes... and also the wonwoo but hes optional

without getting to into it, i sort of have plans for another fic where the chubby (fem) reader Does sorta get insecure n a little depressed buts like... directly due to the plot going on lol like i said!!! it happens but it gets kinda tiring to Only read that kind of chubby reader fic :(

without spoiling anything... i think it's important to know that even if junghoon sees it (which, after that study group scene, he definitely does), it's not going to make a difference for whether mc fully acknowledges it. she's got her heart set on setting wonwoo up with jiyoung sooner or later. it's def gonna have to be something she realizes on her own. hoony will be there for her, though. for better and for worse.

also take this line if u want it from the first part that'll get posted sunday:

fhksdjhf sorry i like to share things hehe

#wooahaes.ask #nothingbutadeadesceane #thank u for the long ask tho!!! i always love hearing feedback <3

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nyxelenios · 2 years

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Your birthday got my brain juices running,,,,,, so I'm pretty sure i already sent someone an ask about sages birthday post chapter 11 (i think it was you????) But what about YOUR birthday coming up ;-; and sage made a tiny lil grave for you,,,,he put a plushie that you gave him near it,,,,,he visits it every now and then,,,,,i don't think he'd even tell tulsi about it,,,,,,and shit how would he feel visiting a grave that doesn't even have a body for it,,,,,, i think Ozzy or evanox posted something about how sage might've gone back to bury balsam and lucan so,,,,,,do you think he put you next to them??? I-

....(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) im gunna go ahead and request some post chapter 11 smut from Ozzy for the both of us,,,,,aw shit where are my caTS-

-egg anon

ok first of all this made me feel so sad i had to lay on the floor and cry. second of all i got to this a little late because a lot of stuff happened i hope it's ok eueueue TT can i cuddle with your cats too egg because my cats don't wanna get out of their big cardboard box TT

this, for me, is really really really depressing because my birthday (18 August) is just three days after Sage's birthday (15 August). and,,, and you know how some really close people choose to celebrate their birthdays together when the dates are close to each other? what if Sage planned that, talked to MC about that? because if you ask me i'd give everything just to celebrate my birthday with Sage eueueueueue

Sage goes, hey MC, why don't we celebrate our birthdays together so we have one big party? y'know, so we don't have to worry about celebrating two birthdays in one week? (read: i'd spend every moment of my life with you, my love. each second with you is pure bliss; your presence graces me like cool water washing over me in the summer, comforts me like warm blankets on a cold winter day. you allow me to be weak, vulnerable... things i could never be around others. you're one more to love and one more to lose, but i still love you regardless. what's love without a little pain anyway, a little reminder that good things will come to an end, so one must cherish what they love as much as they can. so i'll love you while we're standing in the same place, under the same moon. i dedicate my time to us both, most especially to you, and the day the universe made you for me. i love you.)

and MC agrees with the same excitement Sage has. they run around town, buying decorations and foodstuffs and whatever else they need for the party. they even manage to convince a tavern owner to rent out their place for the big day. everything is going so well, so good... it's just a day of them running errands and scribbling down their plans and recipes and menus, but it's like heaven on earth for MC and Sage. just the two of them, excited to celebrate their birthdays.

and then chapter 11 happens...

brb gonna cry about this and hopefully make something of it later because this concept hurts really good thank you so much egg anon ily 😭💙

— cain

#nyxelenios; selene's court #egg anon <3 #sage lesath #last legacy #last legacy sage lesath #last legacy sage #sage last legacy #i think i'm experiencing brain fog #i cannot think very well for the life of me #if my mind clears up maybe i can come back with a little story #anyways i'm gonna lay on the sofa and cry now #oh sage i miss you :((

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multi-fandom-oneshots · 2 years

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It’ll Pass (Bucky Barnes Oneshot)

A/N: Brb gonna go cry now. *not beta’d, not proof read. just the depressing ideas of a madwoman*

Bucky met her shortly after Steve brought him in, when he was still lost inside of his own mind, unsure of who he really was. She arrived shortly after, Bucky didn’t notice her standing in their shared apartment in Brooklyn until she spoke. He sore he had never heard a more beautiful sound.

“Steven, if SHIELD finds out I am here, you know what they will do. I will do what I can to help you—“ she glanced his way and Bucky bowed his head, shame running through him. “—to help your friend, but I can not be captured, not even for you.

Steve nodded silently.

She hummed in acknowledgement. “Well then, I will require some things here’s a list.” She shoved a crumpled piece of paper into Steve’s hand “be a doll and go get them for me since I cannot show my face here.”

Bucky looked up again and fought to hide his smirk at her words. No one have ever called Steve ‘doll’ and his friend was blushing from head to toe. Steve, lost for words glanced at his best friend and left after a nod from Bucky.

Bucky tried to hide his annoyance. He knew Steve was just trying to help, but his hovering and worry was suffocating. He was drawn from his thoughts when the visitor sat in the arm chair across from him. His eyes scanned her form, she was tall and willowy, her form reminded him of the elves from his old fantasy novels. Her face was sharp, hard lines and angles, her eyes were a piercing orange color that made him inhale sharply. He felt as if they could look right through him, could see in the very depths of his soul, and he tried to suppress the wave of humiliation that flowed through him.

She smiled at him then, it was small but kind and it strangely made him feel better, less panicked.

“What is your name?” She asked, her head tilted inquisitively.

“James.” He responded. Steve called him Bucky, but it didn’t feel right, he didn’t feel like Bucky anymore. He didn’t quite feel like James either, but she had to call him something and he would die before he let anyone refer to him as ‘The Asset’ anymore.

His answer made her smile again and she hummed in acknowledgement, sitting back in her chair and placing her hands into her lap palms up. He wondered if she did that on purpose, to make him feel more comfortable, to assure him that she had no weapon. She looked at him with a look that conveyed that she could tell what he was wondering.

“Why are you here?” He asked, trying to keep his tone even as to not show how on edge he was.

“I am here to try to help you, to help your mind heal. But only if you would like me too.”

His breathing picked up, the idea of someone messing with his brain made him want to flee and hide like a scared child. “Steve wants you to fix me, to make me remember who I was.” His eyes were lowered to the carpet, trying to focus his breathing, to ground himself but his head shot up when he heard her response.

“I don’t give a damn what Steve wants.” Bucky’s frown made her continue. “I am here to do what you want.”

What he wanted? Bucky couldn’t remember the last time he had wanted anything. What did he want? He wanted everything to stop, he wanted to not feel so overwhelmed, to not feel anything. He wanted to sleep without the nightmares. He wanted Steve to stop looking at him with that look of longing. Longing for him to get better, for him to return to the person he once was. He wanted to go back, to rewrite history, back to the train and fall like he was supposed to; die like he was supposed to. He couldn’t admit that to this stranger, he could barely admit it to himself, so he deflected.

“What was on your list?” He asked.

“Just a few necessities.” She continued after glancing at him “coffee, beef stew, chocolate chip cookies.”

Bucky’s look of confusion must have not been a surprise because she kept talking. “I find that during trying times it helps to have items that fill you with warmth and happiness. What did you think I would need? Eye of Newt, Wing of a bat? I am not a witch.” Her voice was humorous and he felt himself smile slightly, just a twitch of his lips, like the muscles of his face were atrophied from disuse.

“I don’t think I have ever had Chocolate Chip Cookies.” Bucky said, sadness in his voice

“You’ll like them, I promise.”

—

Bucky was sweating, his brow creased in concentration. He felt her cool hand brush over his forehead to smooth out his worry. He was lost in a memory, Steve was there but he was small, struggling to breathe. Bucky was running, carrying him up the stairs to their apartment, needing to get him out of the cold.

Bucky had come to learn that this was something he had done a lot in his past. Steve was sickly before the serum, always getting into scrapes or having trouble with is lungs. He saw the irony in their situations, he used to take care of Steve and now here Steve was taking care of him. She was taking care of him to. She had never told him her name, he had asked Steve about it once, his friend didn’t know it either.

“When I met her she wouldn’t tell me either, Buck. She said name’s have power, and that she would not allow another to wield such power against her. She told me to call her whatever I liked.” Steve shrugged.

Bucky called her Angel, not to her face of course. He referred to her as Ma’am out loud, but in his mind she was his Angel. Her gift, that’s what she called it, was to heal. She could heal anyone; mind, body and soul. He had refused her at first when he found out. He hadn’t thought he deserved to be healed, some days he still didn’t but despite his doubts, his hesitations she was there. She never pushed him, never pitied him, she accepted him for who he was then and there. He didn’t deserve her.

—

When he had first asked for her help he had just awoken from a night terror. He awoke with his metal hand around Steve’s throat, his best friend turning purple under his fingers. He had dropped Steve like he burned him and had fled, he ran until he couldn’t run anymore. He cried, wailed, breaking down so completely that when she had found him he had nothing left. She sat with him then, saying nothing, just offering her presence. He knew then that he needed her help, that he was a danger to everyone around him, to continue this way would be dangerous.

“Will you promise me something?” The words came out in a rasp, his throat hoarse from crying. She squeezed his hand once in acknowledgment that she was listening. “If you can’t help me…promise me you’ll end it. That you’ll do what needs to be done, destroy me before I destroy someone else.”

She turned her face to him then, the expression there unreadable, some emotion he couldn’t decipher. Her voice was soft. “Is that what you want?”

“Yes.”

“Okay.”

—

Part of him had hoped she wouldn’t be able to help him. That she would fulfill her promise and end it all, but slowly he began to heal. He didn’t get to pick and choose his memories, that wasn’t how her healing worked. It all came back in fragmented pieces, the good and the bad in one big jumble. But no matter what she was there with him, an anchor. Her voice whispering to him, reminding him that there was a light at the end of the tunnel.

He began to feel her in his mind even when she wasn’t using her gift. It was like she had taken over the space where the Soldier used to hide, illuminating the dark parts of his mind with her warmth. He felt pieces of her inside of him, whenever the nightmares came, when he couldn’t stop the flashbacks of what he had done, her essence was there, bringing him back. He didn’t know if he could live without her.

—

She was with him for almost a year before she was discovered. They had been in the living room, her reading and him journaling, when Steve came bursting through the front door.

“They know.” He panted

He expected her to react, to be scared, angry, something. But she was still, calmly shutting her book before placing it back on its shelf. “How long do I have?” She asked.

“Not long, maybe a few hours.”

She nodded once and glanced at Bucky, an unreadable emotion in her eyes. “My bags are packed Steven. Will you grab them and put them in the car for me? Bucky and I need a moment.”

Steve nodded silently and began what she asked.

Bucky was spiraling. She couldn’t leave, he needed her. He wasn’t ready, he couldn’t do this without her. She was always there, a constant in his life. Who would he make tea for every morning? Who would recommend books for him to read? Who would be there to hold him as he cried? This couldn’t be happening, he wouldn’t let it happen. He could stop them, keep them from coming for her. It wouldn’t take much effort to let himself slip back into the icy cold of the soldier; it was always there waiting.

He was brought back to the present by her hand on his cheek, forever his anchor. “It is time, James.”

His eyes filled with tears and he willed himself to not let them fall. “But I’m not ready.”

She smiled at him, the brightest smile he had ever seen. “Yes you are. You will be just fine James Buchanan Barnes. This I know.”

One tear fell and she swept it away with her thumb.

Steve was back then, suddenly beside her, his hand on her shoulder. He shot Bucky an apologetic look “You need to go, there’s not much time.”

She nodded and got ready to stand but Bucky grabbed her wrist keeping her knelt in front of him.

“But I love you…” he whispered, swallowing hard before he continued, “I love you.”

Her face was an open book then. Her eyes conveying to him all the things she could not say. The emotion in her stare did not match the words that followed. “It’ll pass.”

Bucky let her go then, let her walk out, taking her warmth with her. He could feel her receding out of his mind. Her light leaving his soul with every further step she took. Before the last bit of her left his mind he heard it. It was soft, barely discernible but he knew what the voice had said.

“I love you, too.”

#Bucky Barnes #Steve Rogers #the winter soldier #female oc #bucky barnes x oc #i'm sad #im sorry #fleabag quote inspired

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goldenboygate · 1 month

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also ngl, aside from the bodyshaming, the thing that makes oscar fans fucking unbearable to me is all their takes on lando's mental health struggles. i will NEVER forget that one making that fucked up artwork about their dream of oscar "dominating" lando and lando falling into a deep, inescapable depression. all of the comments i see on basically every social media site about how oscar's "just so much more mentally stronger than lando." like fuck all the way off with that bullshit. the ONLY reason lando spoke out on it was to make fans struggling feel less alone and tell them that it was okay, despite the stigma, to ask for help. he was trying to destigmatize mental health struggles and treatment. yet the second he's no longer pulling 0.400 seconds on his teammate, you guys start using his own struggles to stigmatize mental health struggles and treatment? NO. fuck all the way off with that bullshit. even though they don't even deserve the kindness, i genuinely hope they never have to experience the shit they're wishing on others.

how could i forget???? omg, that artwork was fucking vile, and everyone in the comments going, "omg, i love it so much. you're so talented. ok, brb gonna kms", shut the fuck up.

vile vile vile and the fact that the l*ndoscar shippers ate the shit up?? tell me you do not give af about lando without telling me you do not give af about lando.

i've had some words about some carlando shippers and they way they always need to beat lando down to make carlos seem like the hero in every scenario they make but i have never seen a carlando shipper be so utterly out of touch with 1/2 of their supposed beloved ship as to make such utter crap.

sorry but this shit just enrages me. i ship, but i'm not fucking nuts about it.

#karenína answers

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ivorygeisha · 4 years

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Im done they actually canceled Eurovision

#brb gonna go be even more depressed #we cant have nice things

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humanveil · 3 years

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officially reverted back to my 2013 self

#brb gonna go rewatch james mcavoy’s filmography just to feel something #you know what it actually is #i recycled most of my comfort interests last year #and so for this years first Worringly Intense Depressive Episode #i am going back to the last one #i have left that i didn’t use last year #which is the xmen and specifically cherik and maybe even more specifically magneto #but like sorry in advance for whatever i end up posting in the next weeks

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maraczeks · 4 years

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north + south 2004 thread pt 3

#one day i will compare margaret and anne #alos im not even halfway through i have so many thoughts and none are analysis lol #july 21 2020 #this is a contender for most depressing book #what gaskell does essentially is through margaret's eyes delve into the humanity of every person possible which thus represents every classa #and background SO GOOD #OH THE COSTUMING SYMBOLISM TOO #ok i think i like the book better but still gonna finish #miss gaskell really said strike = sexy #going feral brb #wait that happened so fast #wheres the neck clutching smh #also thats the equivalent of louisa musgroves falling #acab ....... she said acab..#this is also a little jane - rochester y #ok i think what bothers me is that margaret looks more like an edith #i think teal would be a good margaret ten-15 years ago #or lmk #the lack of typical romance elements is also jarring and stunning at the same time #if anything else. thornton is true

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tadahoni · 2 years

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Hi,I’d like a romantic and platonic (or if you don’t do both either is fine)Encanto matchup please

My pronouns are she/they and I’m a lesbian

I’m 15

For personality I’m basically a cat I’m introverted and like affection by people I actually like even though I’m a bit touch starved I’m also a teddy bear to the people I like and I have a bit of dark humor (my jokes consist of saying im going to jump off a high thing)I also have depression,I’m also quiet either if you know me well or not and i also get a bit awkward if you ask me a question out of the blue,I don’t have a self esteem either if I’m injured or sick I claim I’m fine I’m also a bit touch starved

For looks I’m 5’5” And thin I’m a bit pale I have short(pixie cut) curly and fluffy natural auburn hair I have icy blue eyes with little scars all over my body from being a slightly stupid child

For interest I’m into writing and drawing I also play the trumpet and piano and also dance

Have a great day/night

In your platonic, I’m gonna make a dark humor joke relating to the one you mentioned, so just a warning so it doesn’t catch you off guard :)

For romantic, I match you with

Mirabel Madrigal

From the hustle and bustle of the Madrigal lifestyle, I think Mirabel deserves a romantic partner like you

She’d probably enjoy just hanging out with you, cuddling, playing with your hair

She loves listening to you play your instruments, and will even dance with you every once in a while

Being the mom friend she most definitely is, she implements care into your relationship

She’s always making sure you’re alright, and she takes note of your actions and any little signs that indicate you might not be okay

She’s always there if you need to talk, and if not talk she’s just there to be there <3

For platonic, I match you with

Bruno Madrigal

If we’re gonna connect this to your relationship with Mirabel, he DEFINITELY would see you as his sobrina/sobrino (whichever you’re more comfy with)

I honestly just see you two lounging around and making dark humor back and forth at each other

“BRB gonna go jump off Casita”

“Have fun”

He’d ask you to musically accompany his rat shows/theatrical performances

He also has some mental health stuff goin on, so if you ever need someone to talk to he’s there for you!

I think when you two first met you were in Casita visiting Mirabel or Camilo or whoever you see yourself visiting, and you two just kinda cross paths and jump in fear like cats, stare at each other, and then continue on your respective paths

Just silly cat dudes

#encanto #disney #disney encanto #mirabel madrigal x reader #mirabel madrigal #bruno madrigal #🐀#💐

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transsexualhamlet · 3 years

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sherlock holmes reactions part 4 (?) ive lost count already but unsurprisingly ive grown even more attached to him

using this as the cover image because i made him a playlist. cause im awful

no legit this is gonna need a read more because it's SO LONG SHIHEWIESHEFSHIEWHF

Had three mental breakdowns this week and realized i do in fact kin sherlock motherfucking holmes. this does not bode well for anything in my life mentally I've diagnosed him with so many things

Oh boy lol you want the list I think hes autistic (undisputed honestly) plus also adhd but on top of that there's the manic depression and uhhh the bpd lmao I dont even think that's it those are just. the obvious ones

But yeah man's a fucking mess and a shit person but in the same way as me so 👍

Some highlights I thought were very funny:

watson: we are in fact going to be waltzing into a place where people are Shooting People you do not have your gun. this is a problem

sherlock: don't worry watson I have my trusty stick!

watson: visible pain

This clearly happens like every day or so with them

but yeah there were some really honestly sweet scenes with them at the apartment and why am i getting soft over the crusty man being gay

have you considered tho. have you considered them

have you considered sherlock, who usually only plays absolute garbage on his violin serenading watson to sleep when he was tired and in pain and watson being so fucking in love with the man and waxing poetic about falling asleep to his music and waking up to see him fallen asleep on the couch next to him and oh my god them

They're just really sweet together for such a completely dysfunctional couple so much of the time lol I just. Sherlock being like.

Sherlock half of the time: watson you're fucking stupid. no i won't take care of my personal needs stfu. watson get a goddamn life. watson shut up. watson no one cares about your goddamn opinion. no i need to disturb you in the middle of the night it's for science. hey watson mind if i manipulate mansplain malewife

Sherlock the other half of the time: HELLO SIR YOU ARE MY FAVORITE MAN TO EVER MAN HELLO MAY I SPEND THE REST OF MY DAYS WITH YOU HELLO I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU WE ARE PERFECT MATCHES I LOVE YOU AND I NEED YOU YOURE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME PLEASE MARRY ME

They're... they certainly are.

ALSO OH MY GOD.

THIS ONE TIME WHEN SHERLOCK WAS JUST PACING AROUND THE ROOM AT 3 AM GOING "IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE >:(((" AND HUDSON LIKE BARGED IN TO COMPLAIN AND THEN WATSON WAS LIKE DUDE YOU GOTTA STOP DOING THIS AND PROCEEDS TO SAY THE LINE "YOU ARE KNOCKING YOURSELF UP, OLD MAN"

BAHGHSFHGRHEWHEWHIFEW

BRB SOBBING

CALLING HIM AN OLD MAN???? KNOCKING HIMSELF UP?? I DONT KNOW WHATS FUNNIER

The main highlight of this part was I have now gotten to see him have a great time watching his homo homie get married

Its so fucking funny.......

I was prepared for a funny reaction by yuumori sherlock's face when he said it lol but. Damn i was really not prepared tbh

watson: I'm engaged!

sherlock: *pained groaning*

watson: do you... not like her?

sherlock: no she's fine she's great you'll be wonderful together bUT I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE HETEROSEXUAL WATSON DO I HAVE TO MARRY MYSELF THEN WATSON? ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ME MARRY MYSELF.

watson: yeah... yeah... fair, I feel really bad because you did this whole case and I got a girlfriend out of it and all you got was me leaving you alone fuck man im sorry what are you gonna do without me

sherlock, highly sarcastic: dont worry watson I've always got my handy cocaine! *pulls it out and gets high in front of watson just as he's about to leave*

watson: *in fucking agony*

sherlock: good for you!

I DONT EVEN- THIS SCENE KILLED ME MULTIPLE TIMES OVER WHAT

ITS SO GODDAMN NONCHELANT ABOUT IT SHERLOCK IS JUST LIKE YEAH I WILL IN FACT NOT BE MENTALLY HEALTHY IF YOU ARE NOT WITH ME 24/7 BUT WHATEVER YOU DO YOU /S

I'd like to apologize to watson on sherlock's behalf lmao. man is being a bit too codependent on main

The last thing about sign of four I do need to address is yeah, there's the Horrific Amounts Of Racism in that one and the whiplash hearing it is just ridiculous because they seem to be so knowledgeable in all other areas and fairly... politically correct, taking sherlock's original misogyny as a purposeful character flaw, but then they just mention someone indigenous once and suddenly its all parrotting racist propaganda and just... really awful shit. There's no way I'm gonna speak for the group that just got absolutely hate crimed here but anyone can tell the author just has no clue what he's fucking talking about and it's physically painful.

And I don't know, it's just so bad it seems out of character? Doyle's making these motherfuckers say shit that honestly, Sherlock would know better about. And especially Watson. Come on, you cannot tell me watson is mentally capable of being prejudiced against someone. Please do not make him that way.

I'm not sure how to handle it specifically, or what's the proper way I should handle something like that in a media I otherwise like. Is it ok to say Doyle was clearly a piece of shit on the matter and separate those characters from his bias or is that insensitive?

I don't know, I was Not a fan of it and I'm glad to see they've at least finally shut up about the guy

But anyway yeah, uhhhh onto the short stories because I'm trying to read those before I get to the final problem

Scandal in Bohemia was a fucking ride, first of all, before we even get to Sherlock's girlboss arc we have to discuss how gay the whole situation was and how Doyle's attempt at making them less gay failed spectacularly

Like he's all "ah yes I need to marry off watson and uhhh make sherlock ummmm interact with a woman so they dont look gay" but he does it SO BADLY that it makes them look EVEN GAYER

cause i mean, even the conversation they had about watson getting married back in sign of four was gay af, but how Doyle handled things afterward was in no way straighter.

Cause you know, the man kind of wrote himself into a corner with the fact of Watson narrating these stories. So Watson has to be around to witness them, and to witness Sherlock's own thought process rather privately, so he has to be around sherlock at night, a lot. But trying to come up with a reason for that happening just... it didn't occur to Doyle. He just went. Ah yes this makes sense. And it's Watson just like Sleeping Over At Sherlock's like every other goddamn day and every time his wife leaves town and having them basically still live that cute domestic home life but they have absolutely no excuses for doing it anymore. It's quite funny

Like it was gay already the way they interacted when they officially lived together but it was like, a necessity for them. Now it's not, Watson just comes over because he goddamn wants to, and it's hilarious to me.

LIKE IDK I THINK THEY KIND OF BROKE UP FOR A YEAR OR SO BC OF WATSON GETTING MARRIED AND THEY LIKE DONT HAVE CONTACT WITH ONE ANOTHER BUT ONE DAY WATSON JUST INEXPLICABLY HAS THE URGE TO COME VISIT SHERLOCK ON NO NOTICE AND THEN SUDDENLY THEY ARE TOGETHER NEAR 24/7 AGAIN LIKE BARELY ANYTHING CHANGED AHIEHOEWH

SIT DOWN AND TRY TO TELL ME THOSE ARE NOT HOMOSEXUALS

Watson walks in on no fucking notice after a full year and Sherlock is just. In the middle of some experiment obviously but hes like

Sherlock, carrying around unidenfiable chemical mixtures: W A T S O N you look good you look good! i see you've gained seven pounds!!

watson: uh. thanks??? Hey lol *awkwardly waves* Uh um Wanted to Uhm sEe you

Sherlock: ABOUT gODDAMN TIME AND YES WONDERFUL LOOK LOOK SIT DOWN I HAVE THINGS TO INFODUMP ABOUT

watson: :) ok :) *turns to camera* and we were back to the old days

sherlock: makes a deduction

watson: wowwwwwwwwwwww !! so true bestie !!

sherlock: !!!!!!!!! :))) !!!!! :))) uh fuck im supposed to be smooth Its Elementary Lol

watson: *turns to camera* when i stroke his ego like this and compliment him he blushes like a girl like i just complimented his dress so i do it more because he likes it. this is a homie trait

watson: well i should probably get going! my wife will notice that i am gone my dear buddy bro homie!

sherlock: NO DONT LEAVE IM LOST WITHOUT YOU (pretty much a direct quote lol) your. wife doesn't. get back home until monday. I know this because I am smart and definitely have not been stalking you.

watson: alright :)))))

AND THEN HE FUCKING SLEEPS OVER LMAO FUCKING HOMOS

So yeah they're right back where they were before pretty much and there's a case bc of course there is

And honestly I think this short story specifically was so insane mostly just because of how absolutely fast it all went. Yuumori kind of made me believe the original Irene Adler was more of an important character than she really is? And I think that's. Honestly so funny. Motherfucker shows up for ten pages, girlbosses her way around town, and changes sherlock's entire opinion of the female gender while still keeping him gay?

LIKE NO LOL SHES NOT IN ANY WAY A LOVE INTEREST AND WATSON GOES OUT OF HIS WAY TO SPECIFY THE FACT THAT IN NO WORLD WOULD THEY HAVE BEEN ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED BECAUSE. SHERLOCK. DIDN'T DATE WOMEN.

HE WAS JUST??? SO IMPRESSED AND SHELL SHOCKED BY HER EXISTENCE HE DECIDED IT WAS TIME FOR GIRLBOSS APPRECIATION DAY TODAY AND ALL DAYS HENCEFORTH???

AND THEY HAVE LIKE O N E INTERACTION?? God, the power this woman(?) has. Watson looks at her once like. damb shawty 😳 and she's like "no<3" and he's like FUCK

Like yeah it's pretty much just the king walking up like "help girl the whore is blackmailing me" and sherlock being like "ok lol this will be easy" and then it proceeded to not in fact be easy or even possible

sherlock like... posed as a dead body and tried to get her to give up the location of the photo but she out-acted him and skipped the town the next day after doing the 'good night mr. sherlock holmes' thing with sherlock completely tricked

and she just. sends a letter like "dear sherlock holmes. you're a fucking idiot and i think it's funny that you lost. nice job tho mad respect" and sherlock just SHORT CIRCUITS

the king comes back a bit later like "hey Dude where's my Photo" and sherlock's like oh yeah uhhhhhhhhhhh about that and the king is like HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY HAVE BEEN THAT GODDAMN HARD i would have dated someone more noble if she wasn't so pretty i swear im on a whole different level from her

and then. GIRLBOSSIFIED SHERLOCK HOLMES RESPONDS "from what I have seen of the lady, she seems indeed to be on a very different level from your majesty" ABSEHHESHEFHHFES ROASTED

and the dude just LEAVES

After that I read a few more of the short stories and well the highlights I got from that pretty much were these conversations

Watson: sherlock. honey. have you. eaten anything today

Sherlock: IT DIDNT OCCUR TO ME DEAR WATSON

Watson: ITS FIVE PM

and:

Sherlock: *having one of his Moment Moments at three in the goddamn mornig* GRRRR CRIME ISNT WHAT IT USED TO BE

Watson: MY DEAR SHERCOCK WHAT IS CRIME S U P P O S E D TO BE LIKE ACCORDING TO YOU

Sherlock: no one's original anymore fucking copycats

Watson: so you want the criminals to make things harder for you specifically.

Sherlock, exasperated: yes!

I love them your honor.

#rowan's hyperfixation essays #rowan screams into the void #rowan views moriarty #sherlock holmes

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whatifyoulivelikethat · 2 years

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'requiem for a dream' discussion XD

update 1: finished requiem for a dream

update 2: depressed as fuck.

update 3: why did no one stop me from being a naive piece of shit and having even an ounce of hope for the characters XD.

update 4: these are not updates anymore. i am genuinely sitting and thinking about why i expected it to end happier.

for real tho, i really liked the book. i wouldnt say it's in among my favourites but i wont be forgetting about it for a while. the way all these characters, think of drugs as something that will HELP them reach their dreams, their goals is drenching me in so much sadness that i cannot process being in that state. at first i was rooting so hard for harry and marion and then halfway through im like- well yall are FUCKED up now so no italy, no coffee shops and no paintings. and then i questioned whether their dream to be on the come up was just something they could find an excuse for getting drugs. but then i was like hm harry and tyrone do everything by themselves so if that was the reason why would harry still be with marion if she played no actual role in helping them get drugs. and then i thought maybe its an excuse to THINK theyre going to get off them, their dreams were built on the hope that buying drugs would give them enough money to fulfill those very dreams. the denial to the addiction was INSANE tho, like inSANE.

i feel the worst for sara. absolutely destroyed by the progression of her character and i say not only because she ended up in such a terrible place, but also because as someone who's had a terrible relationship with food and body image, watching her cling on to her physical appearance and thinking that all her loneliness would be gone by going onthat show LOOKING a certain way, just made me say 'dont do it please dont please please'. her narration with the repetion of zophtic and thin and the refridgerators talkign was horrifying im just so so so sad she did NOT deserve any of this. its funny how tyrone was disgusted by the man in the jail. and then went on to be without alice and thinking the exact same way the man did about women and relationships. im sorry for ranting i just have a lot of thoughts about this book and its totally fine if u dont reply. also if im not wrong was a-dick-ted inspired from this? i think i remember u saying something along those lines but im not too sure if i got it right. brb gonna reread that series lol

side note: im gonna watch the movie with my crush im terrified and excited at the same time its AWESOME

um, the movie is very accurate to the book, unsure if you want to watch it with your crush LMAO the movie spares absolutely zero expense in how graphic it is and how incredibly messed up the entire situation is

and the ending is exactly like the book

EXACTLY

yeah

your crush might never look at you the same way again lol

'Requiem for A Dream' is about the fruitlessness of the American dream and how that concept can ultimately destroy you. It uses drug addiction to parallel this fixation. All of the characters are trying to "make it". The American dream is a concept that doesn't pertain only to America; it is the idea that anyone can attain their own version of success, regardless of their background, and that upward mobility is possible for everyone. America sells itself as the "land of opportunity", so it is as much a marketing scheme as it is a valid hope. Many countries outside of America still view America as the land of opportunity (and then you live here and, well... XD).

In theory, this is not a terrible mindset to have. Who doesn't want their own version of success? The problem lies in the word itself - success - and how people equate it to money, fame, fortune, and then take it to excess - a little is not enough, once you have a taste of success, you need more, more, more.

See the parallels to drug addiction? XD

Originally, the 'a-dick-ted' au was not inspired by this. It wasn't even supposed to be a series at all LOL It was just a one-shot ft Yoongi fucking you next to a sleeping JK (oop). But then I wrote 'dreaming in reality' and an idea began to form. 'Requiem for a Dream' has influenced a lot of my writing (can't tell you how many essays I've written on this book, it's so easy from both a film and character development perspective); it was only a matter of time before it touched something on here lol

In the 'a-dick-ted' au, I used the concept of love. The reader is fixated on the idea that love does not exist. Yoongi's character is fixated on the idea that he is too mentally broken to be loved. Jungkook's character is fixated on the idea of a "perfect love". All three use sex to cope in one way or another. When they have sex, they are "dreaming", in a delusion where their own self-imposed rules don't apply. When they stop, they are looking for their next fix. However, the reader and Yoongi would be too passive to push their emotions to the extreme, which is why the introduction of Jungkook escalates everything. There's a purity in Jungkook's indecency (lol), almost ironic that he is the most honest of all three. He is the foil that pushes them to their dreams. The line becomes blurred; maybe, after all, reader and Yoongi do feel love and it's not as unattainable as they thought? And maybe Jungkook's perfect love is as imperfect as they come in this strange harmonious triangle of confusion?

lol

'Requiem for a Dream' basically influenced the idea that one can be consumed by an idea to the point of unhealthiness and being blinded by your own dreams - or nightmares, depending on how you look at it. If you reread the 'a-dick-ted' au, you will start to see the connecting themes, use of language, changes in word choice by the characters over time, etc.

There's a lot of intention behind every line, every word, words spoken / unspoken, even the stories that just seem like PWP XD I'm well aware it flies over the heads of most, but occasionally someone chooses to read 'Requiem for a Dream' and pop into my inbox to talk about it. I love that book :D

hey

it got me through a lot of essays for many classes, from psychology to film to literature LOL

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lunova-rambles · 3 years

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Carmen Sandiego S2 Liveblog Masterpost

originally posted 191002 lol, finally dug this post up from my other blog!

CARMEN SANDIEGO SEASON TWOOOOOO

IM SO HAPPY WTF I WAS FEELING SO DEPRESSED BUT MY MOOD TURNED AROUND!!!

This is just a collection of my liveblogs lol

EP.1-3

FIRST 2 EPISODES WERE SO GOOD I KEPT YELLING ABT SHADOWSAN BC OMG FATHER DAUGHTER BONDING

Y O SHADOWSAN CAN JUST D O THAT WTF

HE'S SO COOL???? HE CAN SCALE A BUILDING IN LIKE 2 HOPS WTF I WISH I WAS THAT COOL

AND THEN WHEN HE GETS THE SWORDS HFJAJ

oH and the part where he explains how he "decieved carmen"? I didnt belive that for a second lmao and then he said Moscow and I was like I KNEW IT LMDJAOHSJS

EP.4

AAAAA NOW JULIA'S ALONGSIDE THEM

I LOVE HAVING ALL THE DIFFERENT CHARACTERS WORKING IN DIFFERENT PLACES BUT STILL TOGETHER!!

ALSO SHADOWSAN CAN JUST DO THAT

Bro the animation/cinematography got like 2x better oh my god. I’m referring to both literal animation (their use of like...perspective to make it more 3d? I love the animation so much hfhajsh almost makes me want to take up animating) and the composition!! V good use of foreground + background

Bro Shadowsan is lookin sharp but he stands like a dad lmfao he's such a dad

EP.5-6

Im gonna cry tho Zack and Ivy's backstory :'( it's sad

But Ivy's old hair was so cute lol

Hdjaidh Carmen hired her crew because they were persistent history buffs lmao i snorted it's so cute

Le Chevre kinda sharp too ngl

Also Ivy is fusjinh GIRL CRUSH hfhahjs

Also also IVY THOUGHT OF THE WRIST GADGET IM AIDHDH

They got a home base????? Wtf

But i mean im ok with more father-daughter bonding if Ivy and Zach do some renovating lol

EP.7

FJKDISUK IS GRAY GONNA UNINTENTIONALLY BE ON THE TEAM

I WAS JUST TALKING ABT JULIA WORKING WITH THEM BUT NOW GRAY??? I LOVE THIS GROWING OF THEIR FLEET

Oh this is so COOL and kind of scary hhdjajsh kms im scared hfjajbd

DAMMIT IK IT HE HECKIN GOT SUSPICIOUS

GRAY IS BABIE

GRAY YOU GO IM SO HAPPY THE WRITERS KNOW HOW TO USE THE MEMORY THING

But istg do i ship Carmen with Gray or Julia

EP.8

Smh @ ACME @ Chief why u gotta mess it all up

Go Jules tho

EP.9

oH DAMN IT'S GETTING INTENSE NOW

GONNA GO CRY BRB THE SEASON'S NOT EVEN DONE WTF

AND SHADOWSAN IS GONNA "HANDLE IT"?!

THIS HECKIN MONTAGE IS MAKING ME NERVOUS

HOW MUCH TIME HAS PASSED!?!?!

OH FINALLY DEVINEAUX IS BACK

Oh lordy lmao i guess this isnt what i expected

He's literally crazy lmfao

DAMN SHADOWSAN CAN JUST DO THAT

dang y'all

Wait do I ship Devineaux with Julia jshahs

EP.10

Wait MORE BACKSTORY

NO SHADOW DONT CRY

Oh the amount of secrets being revealed this episode-

TOO MUCH

AFTERTHOUGHTS

I jist finished s2 jahsjsi im gonna cry i heckin love how it all connects

My fav show next to atla probably :’))) so heckin good

I love how everything is connected, I love shows like that!! I always find it nice to theorize and make connections since I love associating things

Again, if y’all want art, please say so!! I love this show omg

#carmen sandiego #shows #lunova rambles #.txt

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ghostofbambifanfiction · 4 years

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For the texting prompts, “challenge”

Beatrice Booth: Two hours and counting!

Lily Evans: Yeah, I’M AWARE, thank you.

Beatrice Booth: Just reminding you bb pip pip!

Lily Evans: Could you PLEASEJUST

Beatrice Booth: It’s for your own good

Lily Evans: You are asking me to make a major life change and instead of love and support I’m getting “pip pip!” and “two hours and counting!”

Beatrice Booth: LOL major life change ok ms drama

Lily Evans: I’m sorry, but in what universe does this NOT change things?

Beatrice Booth: You’re acting like things are going to change in a bad way

Lily Evans: They might.

Beatrice Booth: They won’t

Lily Evans: They MIGHT.

Beatrice Booth: OMG just get on with it ffs I’m growing a beard here waiting.

Lily Evans: I. Am. Doing. It. Now. Go. Away.

Beatrice Booth: LOL send screenshotsDo you have a plan?

Lily Evans: Sort of.

Beatrice Booth: What is it?

Lily Evans: How am I even supposed to START and also who TEXTS someone to tell them how they feel about them in the first place that’s so impersonal and I HATE you, honestly????

James Potter: what?

Lily Evans: Oh, shit.I’m sorry, I typed this in the wrong conversation.It’s meant to be for Beatrice.

James Potter: that’s okay

Lily Evans: I’ll have to get back to you on how I somehow mistook your Whatsapp pic for hers.

James Potter: i don’t know what you’re talking about, beatrice looks exactly like a huge ginger cat wearing a male stripper’s bow tie

Lily Evans: What distinguishes it as a stripper’s bow tie and not just a bow tie?Is there a specific website where strippers buy their apparel?

James Potter: yeah it’s where i buy all of my tearaway trousersit’s a stripper’s bow tie because algernon is otherwise naked, obviously

Lily Evans: Obviously.So…can any piece of clothing can be stripper clothing if it’s the only thing you’re wearing?Which by default means you can wear stripper clothes when you’re not stripping?

James Potter: anything but crocs

Lily Evans: That’s fair.A naked person in crocs already has more problems than I’m ever likely to face in my lifetime.

James Potter: yeah but they’re getting terrific arch support

Lily Evans: What about shower caps?

James Potter: ANYTHING but crocs

Lily Evans: So you’d rather be in a strip club where the strippers were wearing a shower cap than one where the strippers wore crocs?

James Potter: i’d rather not be in any strip club, they’re depressing and full of creepslike whyeveryone knows why you’re therethe women don’t like youif you’re gonna be a sad pervert have the decency to keep that between you and your google search history

Lily Evans: What’s the last thing on your Google search history?

James Potter: “world’s largest lego store?”what’s yours?

Lily Evans: “How to tell the boy you like that you like him because your stupid best friend beat you in a year-long contest and forced you to do it as a forfeit?”Subheading: “She SAYS this is her idea of lockdown self-improvement but that’s bullshit, she’s just thirsty for drama”

James Potter: ahrightokay coolfirst text makes sense then hahawait, YEAR long????

Lily Evans: Yeah, look, it had a lot of different components and a whole escalating points system and it’s a whole thing, whatever, I’m never doing it again.Her victories were total flukes.Like, wow, you guessed the Eurovision winner, well done.I’m also pretty sure she was cheating with the steps counter but I don’t even want to get into that, honestly.

James Potter: mum gave me and sirius fitbits so she could make sure we took 10000 a day and sirius tricked her by putting his on his right wrist when he was wanking

Lily Evans: It’s weird that you know that.

James Potter: it’s weird that you don’t, he tells everyonedid you find anything?

Lily Evans: Where?

James Potter: in your google search?

Lily Evans: I found “100 Inspiring Quotes That Will Increase Your Confidence,” so no.

James Potter: inspiring quotes are like placebos except at no point do they have you fooledyou know they’re not gonna work

Lily Evans: Yeah, like it’s nice that some guy named Norman Vincent Peale wants me to believe in myself but that doesn’t suddenly mean that I do.

James Potter: you should believe in yourself, you’re brilliantbut you should also narrow your search parameters because that situation is way too specific

Lily Evans: I do believe in myself. Mostly.But like, not only do I have to tell this person that I have a crush on him, I have to do it to a bloody deadline.Nothing really prepares you for that, you can’t take romantic entanglements for your A Level.And apparently Google’s unfamiliar with the concept, so.

James Potter: it’s not remus, is it?tell me it’s not remus

Lily Evans: What?

James Potter: the person you fancy?i mean, not that i have any personal investment in the issue i just know he likes beatrice and wouldn’t want you to get hurt and that’s the tea

Lily Evans: ????????What makes you think it’s Remus?

James Potter: i dunno he justhe seems like the kind of person you’d like

Lily Evans: Me specifically?

James Potter: yeah

Lily Evans: Because?

James Potter: because he’s academic in a good way

Lily Evans: There’s a bad way to be academic?

James Potter: course there isremus is academic in the way that tries, not the way that fucks around and gets good marks by coasting on natural brilliance, which according to my mum can cultivate laziness and that’s why my chore list is so extensivehe’s funny in a dry wayhe’s not a dramatic idiothis hair is tidyhe probably understands mortgages

Lily Evans: You’re describing a male me and I don’t know why you think I’d want to date that.Also, I’m seventeen.Why would I need to understand mortgages?

James Potter: i hear it’s good to get on the property ladder early

Lily Evans: Do you WANT me to be into Remus?

James Potter: there’s no good answer to that question

Lily Evans: Because I’m not into Remus.You have a really skewed idea of what my type is.

James Potter: are you sure?

Lily Evans: Yeah, no, I’m pretty sure I haven’t mistaken him for the totally DIFFERENT person I fancy.

James Potter: i think he has an everyman quality that people find quite charmingit’s possible that you could have

Lily Potter: He’s not a Ditto, James. He can’t transform at will.

James Potter: though thinking about itwould be a bit weird if beatrice was pushing you to tell remus you liked himshe’s mentioned liking remus once or twice

Lily Evans: Once or twice a minute.I can’t believe you thought that “academic” and “understands mortgages” were my major qualifiers.Like, honestly it’s a bit offensive that you think I’m that stodgy.

James Potter: no it isn’t and i never said stodgyit was a commentary on how mature you are!and how you have sensible priorities!

Lily Evans: You say “mature” but you mean “stodgy.”

James Potter: that is not what i mean

Lily Evans: BRB digging out one of my nan’s cardigans and buying some thermal underwear and maybe taking up bridge as a hobby.Maybe I can book a spot on one of those OAP singles cruises and meet someone at a shuffleboard tournament?If I’m lucky he’ll have a full pension.

James Potter: i feel like i should inform you that plenty of old people are out there living wild livesi mean, not right now because of lockdown, but

Lily Evans: But apparently I’m not.

James Potter: what’s wrong with liking those things about a person??i like those things about youand about peopleplural

Lily Evans: NOTHING but they shouldn’t be THE thing.Like, it’s so mercenary. You’re saying I’d only want to date someone because they stand a good chance of making it in a decent career and being a good provider and not because they’re sweet or kind or funny.

James Potter: firstly, i mentioned that remus is funny and secondly that’s not what i meanti meant that you would want to date someone who was your intellectual equal so you would never feel that you weren’t smart enough for them or that they weren’t smart enough to stay on your level

Lily Evans: And that translates to “academic in a good way” how?

James Potter: okay what i just said was a) true and b) a straight up compliment and you’re just blowing right past it

Lily Evans: Maybe I am, but that still doesn’t explain how it translates.Like, since I’m assuming that you, THE smartest person I know, think you’re academic in a bad way, does that mean you think YOU’RE not on my level?Is that a conversation we need to have now?

James Potter: my middle name is oddjob

Lily Evans: Wait what??

James Potter: you’ve mistaken my compliment for an insult and you’re mad at me so i’m trying to distract youand just so you knowthis is my deepest darkest secretonly sirius and my parents know my middle name

Lily Evans: Wait, Oddjob like the Bond villain??????

James Potter: you are part of an elite group of people i’d trust with my life so please appreciate thatyes like the bond villain

Lily Evans: Were you a particularly complicated birth or something?Were your parents punishing you somehow?

James Potter: complicated pregnancymum was on bedrest for weeksshe was so bored that she watched all of the bond movies because they were the only films dad kept in the house and streaming wasn’t a thing back then, and that’s the story of why my name is james instead of sebastian

Lily Evans: James Oddjob.

James Potter: james oddjob

Lily Evans: They were going to call you Sebastian?

James Potter: mum’s choiceshe thought it was debonair and rakish

Lily Evans: I’m…really disproportionately thrilled that they didn’t go with Sebastian.

James Potter: because i’m not rakish or debonair enough?

Lily Evans: No, because you’re such a James.

James Potter: what qualifies a person to be “such a james?”

Lily Evans: I dunno.It’s just you, isn’t it? Your personality. You’re a James.

James Potter: there are loads of other people with that name, you know

Lily Evans: Yeah, and every time I speak to one I’m like, who is this clown and why is he using a name that doesn’t belong to him?

James Potter: lol

Lily Evans: #NotMyJames

James Potter: oh, so i’m YOUR james now?

Lily Evans: You know what I mean.

James Potter: no i don’t, please explain yourselfdid you call dibs?sirius will be pissed

Lily Evans: Do you want me to get mad at you again?

James Potter: were you ever really mad to begin with?

Lily Evans: SIGH. No.

James Potter: can’t believe you typed out a sigh

Lily Evans: I’m just stressed.I have…just over an hour? To tell this guy I like him.And Beatrice is demanding screenshots as proof.

James Potter: why is she even making you do this?

Lily Evans: She says that he likes me too and we’re just wasting time that could otherwise be spent swiping our v-cards in a slow march towards death, and that in the event that he doesn’t, we won’t be able to see each other for weeks anyway so I can avoid any awkward encounters.It’s a compelling argument, must admit.Assuming he hasn’t already…swiped?I haven’t swiped.Have you swiped?I’m talking about sex, by the way.

James Potter: yeah, i got that i’m not twelveno i have not swipedbut you want to?with this person who also likes you and would therefore also want to?

Lily Evans: Only according to Beatrice. He probably doesn’t.And I mean, not immediately. Not like, right now. But eventually, yeah.

James Potter: brb my mum’s calling me from downstairs

James Potter: pls come home from supermarket mum D: D: D: D:

Euphemia Potter: What’s wrong darling?

James Potter: i am dying

Euphemia Potter: What?

James Potter: i am in severe pain

Euphemia Potter: Where is the pain?

James Potter: in my emotions

Euphemia Potter: For goodness’ sake, James!Sending me a message like that during an international crisis!I thought you were seriously ill!

James Potter: heartbreak IS a serious afflictioni’ve just found out that lily has a crush on someone!!!??? and i am?? dying????

Euphemia Potter: Who does she have a crush on?

James Potter: i don’t know, she hasn’t said his name

Euphemia Potter: You tortoise, she obviously has a crush on you.

James Potter: you are biased in my favour because you are the woman who birthed me

Euphemia: Right now I am anything but biased in your favour.As punishment for subjecting your mother to needless worry, you can give the oven a good cleaning before I get home.That will cure you of your “affliction.”And remember to charge Diablo.

James Potter: you show that roomba more respect than you’ve ever shown me!

Euphemia Potter: Well at least the Roomba is useful.

James Potter: OUCH

James Potter: backturns out my mum just needed to insult me deeply

Lily Evans: Hey.

James Potter: still stressed out?

Lily Evans: Unbelievably.

James Potter: you know you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to, yeah?

Lily Evans: No, I do.I promised her I’d do it.And I want to tell him.Sort of.I do sometimes think he might like me back.He says things sometimes, you know? And he looks at me in a certain way and I just, idk.It’s just, how do I even broach that in a text message?

James Potter: i have no idea

Lily Evans: Like, just come out and say it?

James Potter: honestly evans, don’t think i’m the right person to asklike, reallynot the right personreally really REALLY not the person to ask about this

Lily Evans: But you must have an opinion?

James Potter: i have no opinions on anything everexcept crocs on strippers but disregard thatyou know what you should do? ask remushe’s wise like a wolf

Lily Evans: Since when are wolves known for their wisdom?

James Potter: owls thenhe could probably make helpful suggestions

Lily Evans: I like you.

James Potter: yeah, go with that, whatever works

Lily Evans: James

James Potter: what?

Lily Evans: I literally just…my GOD, Potter.

James Potter: what?

Lily Evans: Nothing.

James Potter: what????

Lily Evans: Nothing, honestly, it’s fine.I’ll tell you to your face when I next see you.

James Potter: tell me what?tell me what????wait nolilydo youwas that about me?tell me what?????lilylilyLILYTELL ME WHAT?

#I kind of hate this but I had to stop #otherwise it just becomes a oneshot with no end

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Bia 2:43-44

2:43

- I know Alice isn’t gonna believe her

- She really had to pull out all the proof

- They’re right not to tell her dad right away. He’s too fragile right now.

- Pietro Junior has fear in his eyes

- Celeste IS the smart one.

- Awwww finally a smile

- Los hermanos…

- Brb there’s something in my eye

- Unstable hourssssssss

- Ayyyy chicas desconcentradas

- Chiaraaaaaa lmaoooo what a dare

- The residence WILL be calling Pietro Junior for the rest of forever

- Guillermo just looks so depressed

- TwinMelody said NOPE

- Paint the Music! Ooh! It’s Grita!

- I guess that’s why they were rehearsing it lol

- Binuel: We’re not dating. Binuel: idk look at them

- Nah I’m still emo at Manuel and Victor seeing each other for the first time as brothers

- Sigh…. Bia…. I know hiding this secret will not be good. But there’s really no winning here.

- Rip Pietro he doesn’t wanna live in his father’s shadow

- Lmaooooo the way they’re talking about Thiana

- Every couple in this show acts married

- We love a little impromptu jam session. Sounds good!

- Jandino senses the ways in which this could go badly

- The other brothers meet for the first time in this way. And not on good footing.

- Poor Manuel…

- Noooooooo Alex what were you gonna say????

- Ughhhhhhhh they sound so good. I think that song is more Thiana than Manuel anyway.

- LMAOOOO the way Pietro and Daisy are floundering

- LEAVE CARMÍN ALONEEEEEE :’(

- I can’t stand Manuel always looking like he’s been slapped, something’s gotta look up

- Dang he’s in Gritarle al mundo mood again

- AN ALEX AND MANUEL MONTAGE I’M ACTUALLY EMO. This show really is just one hit after another

- Well. That [Antonio overhearing Bia and Alice talking] was bound to happen, but I thought it might be later

2:44

- They should have told him to sit down before they told him that

- Men, so impulsive…

- Flashback :’( Baby Bia….

- Emo emo emo emoooooooo

- There’s something in my eye, that’s it :’)

- LMFAO “pobrecito” is what Alex is NOT

- Dang Guillermo sure is feeling absolutely awful

- Lolol Daisy and Pietro’s Y Y Y Y

- EEK Thiago’s “por fin!” Sounded very exasperated

- I love to see a room of smiling people :”)

- Awwww the way she caught the kiss

- HAHAH VAI THIANA ok Manuel… at least he has a smile on his face now

- Noooooooooo not the bathroom of overhearing

- Nooooooooo not the leaving before the conversation was over NOOOOOOOOOO

- The show is just one “deserves better” after another

- A goat cheese frittata with mushrooms sounds really good

- Too bad Pietro is feeling bad about another chef in the residence

- Victor…. I hate to say it… but to sat that one should tell the truth is a bit rich coming from you

- So perhaps… Alex should be forgiven by Victor

- Not by ME. But by Victor.

- I think Victor has realized this now though

- Lmaoooo I love how Bia starts cracking up, but politely

- Carmín <3 her development

- My Binuel sonriente…. :’) I missed them

- Poor Pietro… man’s going through it

- I’m lowkey with Daisy on this one… Zeta is a little suspicious

- Jandino/Carmín friendship <3 very sweet

- Poor Carmín… hung up on ALEX…. Sigh…

- Awwwwwwwww I love the salida de parejas

- HAHAHA he even did the hand thing… goof job Thiago

- Ana my beloved…

- Bruh Pietro is good at these impressions

- My VPN kicks off at the worst times

- Ana went soft with the Bia impression

- Awws all around… look at all those smiles

- Alex doesn’t have the character in him rn… all messed up

- Ayyyyy Carmín at the Gutiérrez residence

- The classic… “por qué me miras así”

- HAHA Carmín I love her…

- I knew that I couldn’t trust him… smh Zeta

- Lmfaooooo Marcos really did not wanna tell Mara who Twin Melody is collaborating with

- Guillermo is a shell of a man at this point

- Aillén… smarter than she lets on…

- There’s Manuel being a good BROTHER

- Uh oh… Victor has caught on to changes in Thiago’s love life, that can only lead to trouble

- Whipped!Bia… I love it

#bia s2 #disney bia #bia liveblog #bia liveblogs

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