#bre-esh

[knightofleo]

#ha #silent hill #bre-esh

[aita-alternia]

&m I (11, nb, violet) t#e &ss#ole for bre&king up t#e trolls I’m &uspisticing for?

J (12, m, indigo) &nd I were moir&ils for over & sweep &nd cur&ted & strong r&pport toget#er. #e underst&nds me better t#&n &nyone in t#e world. We were insep&r&ble - &t le&st, until L (11.5, f, rust) c&me &long. I never liked #er, not even in & bl&ckrom w&y, s#e just sucks. S#e const&ntly m&kes EVERYT#ING &bout #er, &nd J &grees wit# me t#&t #er be#&vior is &nnoying. T#e problem is, #e t#inks t#&t’s #ot. I kept telling #im s#e’s getting in t#e w&y of our muc# more import&nt p&le rel&tions#ip, but #e w&s telling me I w&s just je&lous t#&t #e #&d more t#&n one qu&dr&nt filled &nd I would never find &nyone else willing to put up wit# my bulls#it.

Ok&y, m&ybe I ex&gger&ted on c&lling myself t#eir &uspistice, but re&lly, t#ey need one. T#ey’re &bsolutely not good for e&c# ot#er, not even in & kismesissitude, &nd someone needs to intervene! #e never used to &ct like this! T#ey bot# got m&d &ny time I tried to m&ke t#em be#&ve re&son&bly t#oug#, &nd I’m pretty sure #e only #&tes #er bec&use s#e’s & lowblood, w#ic# is & #orrible found&tion for & kismesissitude.

So… I pitc#-#it on L, just to prove #er bl&ckrom wit# J is & f&d &nd s#e’s not worth #is time. L did bre&k up wit# J… but only bec&use s#e c&ught on to my sc#eming &nd w&nts to be my kismesis inste&d. S#e s&ys if I didn’t like #er in t#&t w&y, w#y would I go t#roug# so muc# effort to fuck over #er &nd J? Well, J found out too, &nd #e broke up wit# me. Now I’ve &ccident&lly become L’s kismesis &nd lost the only troll t#&t &ctu&lly m&ttered to me. L cle&rly didn’t h&te J enoug# for it to l&st t#oug#, so I w&s obviously rig#t!

So &m I re&lly t#e &ss#ole #ere?

#am i the asshole #unreality

[lilhwahwa]

LMAOOO 😂😂 it's funny bc scotland yard is in bloody england 😂 afhdfshjfjh anything at all, i'm not fussed 🙈

BLOODY HELL MAN SORRY I mean I knew that bc sherlock but-

Fussed- SUCH A BRE ESH WORD, hmmm *searches British nicknames* HEN JAJEKD I LIKE HEN. “Salt and vinegar on your fish and chips, hen?” (This is what google said)

#softforqiankun #hen #🐓

[aita-alternia]

@it@ f@r letting my empl@yee quit? I (14 sweeps, mtf, cl@wn) quit my j@b @s @ gl@di@t@r 6 sweeps @g@, s@mewh@t messily bre@king it @ff fr@m my then m@tesprit (13, m, cl@wn.) Since then, I @ssumed @n @ltern@te identity @nd st@pped we@ring my f@cep@int. I @m n@w the c@pt@in @f @ se@f@ring crew. My first m@te (12.5, f, j@de) w@s re@lly @bvi@usly int@ me, which w@sn't s@mething I w@s n@t interested in pursuing @t the time bec@use I h@ve n@t been f@rthright with my identity. Als@, I d@n't find her @ttrr@ctive. Anyw@y, I've been ign@ring this in the interest @f rem@ining pr@fessi@n@l. The @ther d@y, she c@me int@ my @ffice t@ resign. I h@ndled it @s y@u w@uld expect, @nd she blew up. She @sked if I c@red she w@s le@ving @t @ll. @bvi@usly, I d@. I've w@rked with her f@r 5 sweeps, but this didn't seem t@ be the re@cti@n she w@nted. @IT@?

#am i the asshole #unreality

[aita-alternia]

SO.

WIBT^ IF I REBOUNDED PITCHW^YS WITH ^NOTHER TROLL THREE NIGHTS ^FTER BEING BROKEN UP WITH?

I, (J^DE, 8. YOU GUYS KNOW ME.) H^VE ^ RICH SOCI^L LIFE. RECENTLY, FOR CIRCUMST^NCES BEST LEFT UNEXPL^INED, ^ FRIEND OF MINE ^ND MY MOIR^IL (PURPLE, 9) ^RE OUT OF RE^CH. ON THE S^ME NIGHT THESE EVENTS OCCURED, MY KISMESIS (J^DE, 9) DECIDED TO BRE^K UP WITH ME IN ^ FUCKING STUPID ^TTEMPT TO JUSTIFY HER OWN COMPLEX OVER ^SCENSION. I TOOK THIS POORLY.

SO MY ^SS IS FRESHLY BROKEN UP WITH ^ND UN^BLE TO RE^DILY CONT^CT MY MOIR^IL. ^ND HERES THE P^RT WHERE I MIGHT BE THE ^SSHOLE? I GUESS?

IVE BEEN T^LKING TO SOMEONE WHO I H^VE F^LLEN INTO ^ SPELL OF LO^THING OVER, THOUGH HONESTLY, TRYING ^NYTHING IS ^ MONUMENT^LLY SHITTY IDE^ FOR QUITE ^ FEW RE^SONS, ^ND I C^N NOT CL^IM NONE OF MY MOTIV^TION IS M^KING MY EX JE^LOUS. LOGIC^LLY I KNOW IM JUST TRYING TO DISTR^CT MYSELF BY THROWING MYSELF INTO COURTING THIS GUY PITCHW^YS, BUT I KIND OF DONT C^RE RIGHT NOW? SO?

#THIS CROSSED THE LINE INTO OVERSH^RING RE^LLY F^ST . LOL #am i the asshole #unreality