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pigfacedbitch · 8 months
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Let's Break Up (I)
summary : you try to do the break up prank on your boyfriend.
word count : 0.5k
type : headcanons
pairing/s : Jason Grace / Percy Jackson / Nico Di Angelo x Reader
warning/s : none
here is my masterlist! Part II is composed of Leo, Frank, and Will.
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Jason Grace
"Let's break up."
Jason is formally trained to remain calm and level-headed in the most drastic of situations ever since he was young.
So if you're expecting him to look surprised or upset, he won't.
Don't be fooled though, he may look like he's listening as you explain but deep inside this electric boy is panicking! 😂
"Okay, Jason. What in Jupiter's name have you done to make (Y/N) upset? Think! THINK!"
It might take a while for Jason to respond because he is torn between asking you what he can do to fix it, what he did wrong, or just be desperate and beg you to stay with him.
So he does what any Roman would do in his place. Accept his fate.
He fixes his composure and coughs a little to avoid his voice from cracking.
"If that's what you think is best, I understand-"
"It's just a prank, love."
"Thank the gods."
You never knew your boyfriend could sigh that hard.
Jason laughs in relief and hugs you tightly, like he wasn't thinking of crying his heart out and eating ice cream alone in the Zeus cabin later.
He'll never tell you that though.
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Percy Jackson
"I want to break up."
"Nope."
Percy just can't see the two of you breaking up. No matter how much he tries, he knows it's literally imposible.
He already has a list of plans; when he will propose, where to get married, where you'll spend the rest of your lives together, how many children you two will have, and their names. Even the number of pets allowed in your future home.
But you don't give up easily.
"What do you mean, no? Isn't that my decision?"
"OUR decision, (Y/N). And I say no."
"But-"
"No buts, baby. If you're tired of this relationship then rest. We'll try again in the morning."
You just pout in defeat, taking a bite of the blue chocolate chips cookies his mother made for him before he left for Camp Half-Blood.
He smirks like the handsome devil he is, pulling you into his arms and lays his head on your shoulder.
"There's no getting rid of me, (Y/N). You're stuck with me forever."
He doesn't notice the small smile on your face, preferring not to have it any other way.
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Nico Di Angelo
"I was thinking of breaking up."
He would shadow travel even before you could say another word.
Just YEETS HIMSELF OUT😌
Good luck trying to find him because he would be nowhere to be found. You already asked everyone yet nobody knows where he is.
Hours passed, no sign of him. You got truly worried that you can't even fall asleep.
You were just laying on your bed, staring into nothing when you hear a knock on your window.
It's Jules-Albert, holding a bag of McDonalds with your favorite foods and drink. It also has a note.
"Just think about what you said with a full stomach. You do stupid shit when you're hungry."
You don't know if you should be offended or laugh.
Still in your pajamas, you run to the Hades cabin and knock on his door. No one answers.
You do feel a pair of arms around your waist and cold nose nuzzling your neck.
You turn your head to kiss Nico's cheek as he leans more into you. He then whispers in your ear-
"I love you, tesoro mio. Don't scare me like that again."
Gods, you didn't have the heart to tell him it was a prank.
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leeknowlover99 · 5 months
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Hello, may I ask how Enhypen would react to an "I’m breaking up with you” prank?
hi there! sure, hope you like it ;)
warnings: angst, fluff
Heesung - wouldn’t take it seriously
“Heesung we need to talk” you entered his room where he was sitting in front of his computer.
he knew that you calling him by his full name meant trouble but he was just about to start the game.
“can we talk later?” he asked aggressively typing something on his key board.
“not really. it is important.” no answer “okay i’m just going to say it now. i’be been thinking about our relationship and decided that i’m breaking up with you.” in your opinion your tone sounded pretty convincing.
you heard Heesung sigh. “babe whatever i did wrong this time can we please talk about it after the game?” he didn’t even turn towards you still staring at the screen.
“but i’m being serious.” you started to get annoyed at his lack of response.
finally he faced you staring with his doe eyes looking a bit annoyed as well.
“babe i’m sorry, i will make it up to you after i finish my game.” he whined. “we’ll order your favorite burgers and watch harry potter later okay?” he was trying to bribe you. you looked at him again and he must’ve see that you were not pleased with his answer. “we’ll go shopping tomorrow too” he added with a pleading expression.
looked like your prank failed but you could still get something out of it you though. so you decided not to admit what you were up to and accept all his sweet promises.
“okay” you responded smiling and left the room as Heesung thanked you and immediately went back to his game.
Jay - would see right through you and would play along
“so what did you want to talk about?” Jay asked you sitting on the coach. he came to your house after you sent him that text. you thought it will make the prank more believable. Jay was sensing something was off about you, you were a bit tense and avoided contact with him.
“i’ve been thinking about us. there’s been a lot on my mind lately. and i believe it is the best if we break up.” you looked at him with a serious expression.
Jay was puzzled. at first his heart almost stopped when you said words “break up”. but at the second thought he knew something was off about this. he decided to play along and see what you were up to.
“if that’s what you think would be the best we should do that. gotta admit i’ve been thinking about it too.” he responded after a while, his expression calm.
you were so caught off guard by his words you let yourself slip and looked at him wide eyes “what?”
you immediately saw his expression shift and smile creep on his lips.
“doesn’t feel nice huh? to get a taste of your own medicine Y/N?” he asked visible smug that he managed to see through your prank.
Jake - would try to talk to you about it
“Jake i think this is getting too hard for me. i just don’t see us together anymore.” you said to him after he drove you home after your date.
“Y/N what are you talking about?” he asked visibly hurt. you were already starting to feel bad about this prank.
“i’m saying that i’m breaking up with you Jake.” you responded.
“are you being serious right now?” you could hear the confusion and stress in his voice.
“ yes i am” you could not stand to look at him anymore.
he grabbed your hand. “but why? i don’t understand. did i do something wrong today? please let’s just talk about it.” your heart almost shattered, he was so sweet. you decided it is time to stop this nonsense.
“Jakey i was just joking, it is a prank. i would never break up with you.” you quickly explained and grabbed his hand tightly.
you could see immediate relief on his face. you scared the shit out of him but he could not even be mad at you.
“ Y/N i swear to god don’t ever do that again”
“i won’t, i’m sorry” you kissed him gently.
“i forgive you but i’m staying at yours for the night after that” he pointed at you and pulled you for another kiss.
Sunghoon - would be terrified and get mad at you after
Sunghoon sat at the kitchen table in front you. you were eating ice cream when you decided to start the prank.
“i need to tell you something” you said with a serious expression.
“mm” Sunghoon nodded at you to continue as he was stuffing his face with another spoon of ice cream.
“i don’t think our relationship is working out anymore. i want to break up.” you continued.
you watched his eyes widen and mouth part a bit in shock of what he just heard but just a moment after his expression became serious and tense.
“why?” he gulped and asked.
“i just don’t like being apart for so much time, it’s hard for me to keep our relationship private and not be able to go out somewhere together.” you were improvising but the things you said were actually true. it really made Sunghoon believe you as he was already stressing out about them.
his face was unreadable, his eyes looked empty, gaze was on you but hazy. “ are you sure?” he asked. he was scaring you a bit.
“ yes” you nodded.
he stared at you for the longest time and when you could not take it anymore and got nervous you exclaimed: “got you! it was a prank”.
he stood up immediately and pushed his chair to the floor where it fell with a loud sound. you jumped at it. Sunghoon looked very angry.
“Sunghoon i’m sorry!” you pleaded now worried.
“just give a moment for myself Y/N or else i’ll be the one breaking up with you.” he said through his teeth and left the kitchen.
Jungwon - the one who would cry
when Jungwon heard you say “i want to break up” he didn’t even ask for explanation or question it. he was trying to maintain a poker face but you could see his eyes become red and him blinking aggressively to stop the tears.
“okay. i’m sorry.” he just said looking down.
you felt so bad you could not continue this joke anymore. you immediately went to hug him tightly, at what he looked at you confused and sad.
“ i’m so sorry Wonie, it was just a prank i swear.” you explained kissing his cheeks softly.
he burried his head in your neck and hugged you tightly. “please don’t leave me ever” he whispered. “i was so scared”
“i know i’m sorry. i love you.”
he let go of you and looked at you gently.
“i love you. i know it might be hard for you sometimes that’s why i’m so insecure and worried for our relationship” he explained. you knew he didn’t talk about it often so you must’ve really move him with your joke.
“i know but we will work it out together. always” you reassured him.
Sunoo - confused af
“ i think we’ll be better on our own. we should break up” you said to Sunoo as you were taking a walk.
“what are you talking about?” he asked confused.
“our relationship. we should end it.”
“ whaaa. what kind of nonsense is that!” he playfully smacked your arm.
“ i’m not joking Sunoo. i mean it.” you continued,
“but why?? we are perfect together.” he stopped walking and looked at you wide eyes. he looked puzzled.
“i’m not sure about that.” it was hard talking to him like that.
“but we made soulmate bracelets yesterday!” he grabbed your wrists to show you cute pieces you made together yesterday.
you were so surprised and taken a back by him that you just stared in response.
“Y/N are you okay? do you have a fever?” he gently touched your forehead with the back of his hand.
there it was, he was just too cute and pure. you accepted you cannot prank this boy.
“ yeah i’m fine, tried to prank you” you stuck your tongue at him.
“you really have a weird sense of humor” he said and continued your walk like nothing happened.
Niki - terrified and hurt one
Niki and you were at the cafe when you said that you think you should break up. Niki stared at you trying to understand what is going on and finally asked you “do you want to talk about it or are you sure already?”
you were a bit surprised by his serious expression and question. “i am sure” you responded.
after hearing that he looked like a deer caught in headlights. you could see that he was processing it quietly so you gave him a minute more.
however before you could reveal the prank he stood up and run away outside. “Niki?” your voice reached his ears when he was at the door but he left anyway. you left everything behind you and run after him. now you were terrified.
you found him sitting on the curb, his head resting in his hands. “Niki it was a joke, i’m so sorry” you crouched down to hug him. he shivered beneath your touch. “ i’m sorry” you repeated waiting for him to calm down.
after a minute he looked at you. “i thought you really mean it. it was scary.”
“i feel so bad Niki, you know i love you” your heart was physically aching at him. you were so stupid to do that prank.
“let’s go back inside and pretend it never happened okay?” he asked standing up and smiling at you gently however you could see he was still hurt.
“let’s go.” now you will have to make it up to him.
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woobble42069 · 4 months
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landduo is awesome because they'll say they hate each other and want the other to die horrible deaths and live through horrible fates, and mean it! but then they'll also do things for each other that are so kind.
they'll support each other through it all while still being little hater bitches as much as bbh may plot scheme and prank we all know he's clingy and always leaves gifts when he's gone too far
and for all the insults foolish throws bad's way he can read bad like a book and is patient will all bad's antics when anyone else would have been driven insane by now
no matter it be platonic, qpr, or romantic or just up in the air you gotta admit they're close
and even if you're not a fan you can count on their character interactions to always be interesting
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lunarelly · 11 months
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i want to hear people’s hcs about what dumb kid things teenage soukoku would get into. as in what normal dumb teenager shit did they do when they weren’t ripping out people’s throats
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maudiemoods · 7 months
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What If I gave up on art 😎?
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When you prank them by saying that ur gonna break up
Katsuki Bakugou:
You giggled to yourself as you hid your phone in the corner of the room and called in your boyfriend.
" What did you need to talk to me about, babe?" Bakugou asked sitting on the bed about to pull you against him but you stopped him.
" What?" He asked.
" We're breaking up. I just can't do this anymore." You said holding back laughter.
" Wait, what? Wait! You are NOT leaving me! It better not be for that half assed bastard! If you leave me I'll leave and go kill him right now! I'LL BLOW HIS ASS TO HEAVEN THEN DRAG HIM DOWN TO HELL!" He yelled standing up.
" Katsuki!"
He sat back down on the bed hugging you and muttering into your ear that he was sorry about whatever it was that he did.
" Aww~. I'm sorry, Honey~," You stood up and went to go grab your phone and stopped it from recording.
" It's just a tik tok trend. I wanted to see your reaction~," You walked back over to the bed and he pinned you to it.
" Never do that again. You know that I would never do anything that would full our departure."
" I love you too~,"
Izuku Midoriya:
" Izuku, I'm leaving you."
" What!" He yelled.
" I'm sorry! I'm so sorry for whatever I did! Please don't leave me! I love you! I-I'm sorry." He was kneelling on the ground now and he was hugging your legs.
He didn't even notice the phone in your hand.
He continued to babble and cry until you pulled him back up to his feet and hugged him.
" It was for a tiktiok. Don't worry I won't post it. I would never leave you."
Shouto Todoroki:
" We're breaking up-"
" No we're not. And we never are. Now come here so I can make up for whatever I did."
" Oh..."
Denki Kaminari:
" We're breaking up." You said plainly.
" What? NO! Wait, baby, you can't leave me! I love you! I know that I can be...a handful but I would never do anything to hurt you!" He continued to ramble on about how sorry he was before you stopped him and showed him the phone.
You didn't have the heart for this.
Eijrou Kirishima:
" We're breaking up, Eijiro."
He looked up at you from his study desk then put his head down.
" What's wrong?" You asked moving a little closer feeling bad about the whole prank already.
" N-nothing," He sniffed.
" I'm sorry, Hon,"
" No, y-you made you descision. I'm sorry that I wasn't what you wanted."
" Eiji,"
" Men shouldn't cry over stuff like this. I'm so sorry-"
You sat on his lap and kissed him after he took his head off of the table.
" I'm the one who should be sorry. I was just a prank."
" A prank?" He almost laughed. " Sorry I took it so seriously,"
" Don't apologize."
" Sorry-I mean...uhhhmmm..."
You laughed and let him rest his head on your shoulder.
" I love you," He said.
" I love you too~,"
" Please never leave me."
" Kiri,"
" Sorry,"
" Kiri!"
" Shhhh~,"
Sero:
" We're breaking up." You said opening the door to his dorm.
" Are you serious? Y/n Mi Amor, I'm so sorry for whatever I did." He said as he stood up and shut the door to his dorm then draped his arms around you.
" I could never leave you..." You sighed.
" I know. Nice acting. Now hand me the phone-"
Dabi:
" I'm leaving you." You said with your best serious face.
" You sure about that?" He said not even looking up from his phone.
" What? I mean-of course I am." You answered a bit confused.
" Just like how you were sure that you would never be caught. Just like you were sure that you never needed a man." Dabi shrugged.
" I-"
" Exactly. Don't bother protesting because you already know that I'm right. You can't live without me. So are you really leaving me? Can you still manage on your own?"
" I-umm...I can support myself. I'm not helpless and I least I don't have daddy issues."
" You have mommy issues don't you?"
" Dude, it was just a prank. Don't go off on me..."
" Oh I know~, now come here, baby. Let me show you how I can make you feel the way that no one else can~,"
" I fucked up-"
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yuwuta · 30 days
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the fwb post im crying "powers of delusion" they're just like me !! yuuta is hopeless romantic but he will do anything to make it happen even if it means making u believe ur two aren't official for a minute but nobara and megumi are the realest out there what the fuck is a situationship die in my arms !!!!
honestly, for all of them, the concept of breaking up doesn’t exist, much less fwb and not being in a fully committed relationship
yuuta and satoru have lovesick levels of delusion that are unmatched, if they close their eyes and click their heels enough times, somehow you’ll fall in love with them… and honestly, can’t blame a hopeless romantic doing his best 🤒🤒
the word situationship gives nobara hives either you love her or you leave her all the way alone, and luckily for you, she loves you so she doesn’t kick your ass if you ever suggest being fwb with her—she just demands you make up insulting her intelligence by taking her out on a date (and by date, she means you are bound to her for the rest of your lives, congrats)!
megumi doesn’t even know what that word means if we’re being honest. and he does not want to find out. you want him, now you’ve got him and you’ll have to kill him if you want out of it!! sorry!! 
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liliallowed · 7 months
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is it weird that I headcanon dusttale au as the most sans thing a sans can do?
*kills everyone just to prank you across space and time*
"what it's just a game dude. why so mad?"
like
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bro he's so cool.
he's literally reversing your own ideology against yourself. if you're just gonna destroy this then he should at least TAKE THE FUN out of it for you.
he knows he can't "defeat you" as long as you are determined. he can't defeat you with LV either. I think it's more like a PSYCHOLOGICAL war here.
he's NOT looking to defeat you in battle. no he's just doing what he can to make you LOATHE the world.
since making you feel sympathy didn't work he tries the opposite. frustrates you. calls you incompetent IN. YOUR. OWN. TERMS.
it's such a friking cool move man... like like like you don't understand. HES NOT TRYING TO GET A PACIFIST ENDING. HE'S GIVEN UP ON YOU
even if you give him that ending he accepts it, ripps it to shreds and throws you off a cliff.
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discocandles · 1 year
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Jason Todd, but he's not around the batfamily very often, bc i can.
It's not unusual for Jason to just kind of be gone for anything bat-esque for a while. Sure he'll still be in Gotham doing some crime fighting, but just not make many appearances in Wayne Manor/the Batcave.
And it's not out of sheer spite, surprisingly enough. its bc after being a crime lord then quitting to be an anti-hero, he came to the realization that being Red Hood couldn't be the only thing he was using his life for. he would end up like Bruce, only using a civilian identity when he absolutely had to. But Jason Todd was legally dead, so he wouldn't ever have to be a civilian, but at the cost of losing himself to a vigilante identity. I don't believe Jason would want to take that risk.
So he makes a fake identity so he can live in a (shaky) routine as a civilian. He still goes by Jason, given its a common enough name. but he changes his last name to Devoss, as it has the same meaning as todd but is of Dutch decent rather than english, bc I'm the kind of nerd that still wants names to mean the same thing even it's not the point whatsoever, so Jason is too. Plus its better than most of the name changes DC has done.
Anyway. Jason's "routine". The only reason it could be considered a routine is bc he typically goes to the same places. he drops by the same coffee shop at least three times a week, frequents the same gym, and visits the library about once a week. he's in the bare minnimum of consistency & sticks to it.
Despite being given enough money from Bruce to count as a solid income, Jason still lives in walking distance of Crime Alley. the landlords there don't care who you are so long as you pay rent, bc who wants to live near Crime Alley? barely anyone. Later he gets a job, which actually cements his routine. he works as a chef in a chain restaurant, and he's so good at it, it's like hes being petty about it.
Actually, being petty is the most common thread most of the people who know Jason Devoss as an aquaintance have. He's petty about entitled customers who start screaming in at his regular coffee stop, if someone he tends to work out with has a cheating partner and the assholeperson has a hole in thier can of mace and their knife is suddenly dull(neccessities in Gotham), Jason has no clue how someone could manage that. Absolutely none.
Ok, back to Jason getting a job. So like I said earlier, Jason gets a job as a line cook, bc they really dont keep people from the job unless you're actively supposed to be in Arkham(exemptions can be made for blackgate). Which is why having a civilian identity is helpful, bc being both legally dead and spending some time as a mob boss probably wouldn't jive with any hiring manager ever. But he's able to make himself a normal part of the scenery, and makes the most effective closing shift, totally not be he has patrol that he's already late for. He begins to have to switch between taking orders and making food.
And this is how he ends up meeting Bernard, bc they have to work together to figure out what Tim would want. Jason realizes that this isn't some other kid named Tim he thinks "oh this is going to be rich." bc no one in the family has been to his work so far since he started working in the front of house, and he hasn't mentioned it to them.
So Tim walks in, and sees his bf, then he sees Jason, who just says "Oh, you must be Bernard's boyfriend. Nice to meet you." Smiling like he's never done anything remotely wrong in his whole life. Now Tim is questioning everything and can only repond with something akin to "Mhmm yup. Nice to meet you too." & is on edge for the rest of the date, bc his brother is being paid to watch his date, and will interrupt them for refills or other nonsense when he was beginning to forget Jason was there.
Bonus points if it's before Tim introduces Bernard to the family.
The batfamily knows where he is, and he knows they know. No one who has met Batman once can have him be unaware of their whole family tree, of course he knows where his son is. Jason will sometimes get visits, most often from Duke, be despite the fact that Crime Alley is mostly terrible, the sunset view is pretty dang good.
Duke will just be sitting on his couch when he gets home, like "you wanted to talk?" to which he and Jason will simply chat. and jason will often give critiques to Duke's technique.
The other common visitor is steph, but that's most ofting in the form of her ding dong ditching him,
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pigfacedbitch · 8 months
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Let's Break Up (II)
summary : you try to do the break up prank on your boyfriend.
word count : 0.5k
type : headcanons
pairing/s involved : Leo Valdez / Frank Zhang / Will Solace x Reader
warning/s : none
here is my masterlist! Part I is composed of Jason, Percy, and Nico.
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Leo Valdez
"I don't love you anymore. I want to end this."
He will think it's joke but when the 'I'm kidding!' never comes, he tries not to make a big deal out of it.
Just chill and shrug like he was expecting it to happen.
"Oh well, if that's what you want."
He will overthink every situation where you acted suspicious; rejecting his affections, flirting with other guys— you know... signs of possible cheating or interest in other people?
Not that he doubts your loyalty but Leo's sense of inferiority can cloud his judgement; it's himself he is unsure of.
I'm not enough for her. There are better guys out there. I'm supposed to understand. Thoughts like that.
You better say it's a prank right away! Because once you let him go, he will probably cry and lock himself in Bunker 9.
You had to knock continuously on the metal door and sing like Anna in "Do You Wanna Buid A Snowman?" for Leo to get out.
"It's just a prank, love. I'm sorry."
He lets out quiet sobs when your eyes meet, but he's obviously relieved.
COMFORT HIM AND NEVER DO IT AGAIN.
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Frank Zhang
"Listen, this relationship is not working out anymore. I want to break up."
Now, if you've watched the part in American Psycho where Patrick Batman breaks up with his fiancee then you'll be able to picture this.
Frank will cry, loudly at that. It will catch the attention of anyone nearby, embarassing you.
He won't hold back. No, no, no, my friend. There will be whining and any other loud noises any human in pain is possible of letting out.
Did you instantly think you are an idiot for doing this? Yes, sir! 😊😙
"Frank, quiet down!"
"Oh gods, (Y/N) doesn't love me anymore!"
"I do, it's just a prank!"
Stops immediately, dramatically wiping his tears with a smug look on his face. With your mouth agape, he walks away from you like an action star in a explosion movie scene.
"Next time you try to prank me, don't tell anyone beforehand!"
"...Damn it, Hazel!"
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Will Solace
This lovely son of Apollo is always busy due to his medical duties in Camp Half Blood so he truly cherishes the short moments he gets to spend with you.
In other words? Don't fucking waste his time.
"Will, I think we should break up."
He had encountered many campers pretend sickness for various of reasons— wanting to escape cleaning duties, skip training, and many more.
He will see through your lie. He always does.
If you decided to pull this prank AFTER he got to rest from the infirmary, he will just give you the don't-try-me-bitch look.
If you picked BEFORE he got to rest, you're dead. Expect him to throw medical tools at you.
Don't worry, not sharp ones. Just the scabs, cotton balls, and such.
It can be annoying though, not mention the scolding Chiron will give you later for wasting inventory materials.
"Will, stop it!"
"Take it back!"
"Sorry, it was just a joke."
The man very tired, okay? Stop with the nonsense and just cuddle with him. The gods know he desperately needs it.
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magpies-gold · 6 months
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Alpha Base - Elliot Finds a Camera
Jacob is one of those dads who just collects junk of all kinds. One man's trash is always and without question his treasure (you never know when it might come in handy!) and you'd never believe the kinds of things that you can find out back of the Communications Station. Elliot, being Jacob's adopted kid, has the added benefit of 24-7 access to the heap of miscellaneous stuff and things. Imagine her glee when, one dayshe found an old camera among the debris. A camera that worked! A camera with a self-timer.
Selfie time! Deal with it, Errick.
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transpat · 1 year
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uh so jaewon's last therapy session his therapist told him to not act rashly w this new relationship and jaewon did just that he made a rash decision to go the beach w jihyun and stay there for the weekend and the rash written on their surfing suits along w the jihyun driving incident I think ik where this is going.
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hanrinz · 7 months
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gege akutami is NOT REAL my sleep paralysis demon made him up and now i have to cry myself to sleep
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I’m gonna pull a harmless April fools day joke today like putting only one ice cube if they ask for a couple
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harrylights · 26 days
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ok i just need to write down these whack 1d dreams i’ve had the last couple days
#so two nights ago it was that zayn had a reality dating show and i was ON IT#and the whole time i was like 😭 i’m too gay for this can i leave pls#it was in this place that was both super tropical but also a desert#and zayn INSISTED we keep going on these long ass walks thru the sand i was just like bro can we go back#and he got mad at me when i said i needed to go take a walk to decompress after this story about his ex that he told me#it was so vivid and surreal#but then the dream i just woke up from i was part of 1d in like 2013 era???#and it was sooo busy so many interviews and a couple fan meeting things#and i was like damn this is exhausting#but also got to see these beaauuutiful places#like one of our hotels was suspended directly over this crystal blue water that had orca swimming thru it and we swam w the orca#and both harry and louis separately plotted w me to pull pranks on each other#harry was also like?? psychic?? like he could send images into everyone’s heads but he only did it w nice things lol#and then randomly at the end he came to work w my at this body jewelry company i used to work for#but like he was still him and on our application form to work there we had to disclose our income for some reason#and on his he was like i’m not telling u this 😐 don’t push it#like w the emoji too fhdhskeldk#but i’m out here like why am i dreaming of these guys even more when i’m taking a break from them#like i still listen to their music ofc but i don’t have the energy to participate in the fandom rn#it’s like they know and they’re like#u thought u could forget about us!!!!! syke bitch we’re haunting ur dreams now <3#but whatever i’ll take this over the other vivid dreams i’ve been having lately#anyway#rowyn rambles
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astrologiaaa · 1 month
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wyd when one day i get fed up with keeping things to myself and drop the sanders sides high school au i've been brewing up in my head since late november
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