If the people of Forks made memes:
Edit: yes there is a typo here, pls stop mentioning it
This took so fucking long to make, but please do enjoy
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With the Twilight Movies out on Netflix please considering donating to the Quileute tribe as they are trying to move to a safer zone on higher ground for their community
https://mthg.org
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Literally the best part of Breaking Dawn is Renesmee getting sad that she doesn’t sparkle like the others, and Bella saying “You’re the prettiest” followed immediately by Edward saying “I have to disagree” right in front of her
Like I get Edward can’t turn off the Bella Compliment Machine but imagine being self conscious about your looks and your mom is like “oh honey I think you’re the best looking one here.” And then your dad walks in like “What? No she’s not.”
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robert pattinson, the man that you are
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Carlisle after receiving a call from the school saying that Emmett drop kicked Edward across the football field while Jasper did 58 consecutive backflips in the cafeteria and Alice and Rosalie had a dance off that leveled the Gym:
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rejecting every part of the twilight saga except for Rosalie revenge killing her evil fiance in a wedding dress
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Stephanie meyer: I think sewers in 1600s London makes sense. I will do no reaserch and get very rich.
Fanfiction writers: if Carlisle stood in a northfacing second story window a few miles south of the thames, in what I have just learned would be Southwack, would the elevation be sufficient enough that he would be able to see the Thames river? I don't know yet but I did find the most beautifully detailed map of 1680s London to drool over. I did also just learn that that area was marshlands in the middle ages, and all the topographical maps of the area seem pretty level so probably not, but I'm having fun so this needs at least three more hours of research tonight.
(It's me I'm fanfiction writers)
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Bella: Edward, I named our daughter Renesmee after my mother Renee and your mother Esme :)
The ghost of Elizabeth Masen watching over them:
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i firmly believe bella should've killed someone as a newborn. we needed some struggle, some tragedy, some BLOOD
what part of VAMPIRE are we not understanding here?
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today i offer you this
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thinking about how stephenie meyer has an Actual Brother called Jacob
"jacob wants to fuck bella soooo bad but she sees him as a brother"
the real jacob: 😟😟😟😟😟
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this is still the single funniest moment of the entire twilight saga
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Breaking Dawn, but if Bella was allowed to choose the furniture for the cottage in the woods:
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bella: any cold, wet thing. i don't really... *scoffs in disgust*
edward, remarkably cold:
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