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sapphicczaroftorture · 9 months

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The cis urge to have a nicely sized penis, the ability to get hard, having a huge unkempt beard, no other body hair and keep my huge tits.

#egg irl #enby #traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns #traaa #trans #breaking eggs #what am i doing? go back

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pauldelancey · 3 days

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Yoga Instructor on Eggs

It needed to be said: Yoga Instructor #11 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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#apocalyptic #beneficial #breaking eggs #Comic Chef #eggs #fur #instructor #Lutheran #murders #mushrooms #omelette #Paul DeLancey #thriller #West #yoga

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badasserywomen · 7 months

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Sonja time

#when the wife needs a break sonja is on egg watch #im still not use to rau being the smaller one #rau #sonja #empusa #badasserywomen #banishedshadow

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x-crowmancer-x · 2 months

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Sometimes it's a tough, angsty day and you put your face in a cake.

It's ok Chayanne.

#qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp chayanne #qsmp art #i think the angst is really starting to get to the kids #give them a break please!! let them be happy \lh #qsmp screenshots #qsmp eggs #crowmancerx #taken on Valentine's day i really wanted to draw his face in the cake my poor little chef #he is emotionally exhausted

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egophiliac · 10 months

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still absolutely losing my mind over Lilia

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #sebek: wow we're so lucky to see lilia-sama at his fighting prime. so commanding! so powerful!#lilia: (straight up stuffs a frog in his mouth without breaking eye contact)#seriously though i did not think it was possible for me to enjoy lilia even more. and yet.#'dragon eggs need love in order to hatch'#ten year old me: gasp. i knew it.#the IMPLICATIONS though!#forget true love's kiss we have true love's baby dragon over here #also twst. twst please. i do feel i need to call you out a little bit on malleus' age #i don't really have a problem with it i was just. surprised.#i mean i GUESS the description of dragon ages was vague enough that malleus being under 200 doesn't inherently contradict it #it could've been clearer okay :(#that said it is true that the younger malleus is the more hilarious his whole world-weary immortal schtick is #'ah...you are all as infants in comparison to me. ' - malleus (age 19)#also lilia being a foundling does explain him not knowing his real birthday. so i will forgive (1) birth-related shenanigan.#auuuugh the parallels between lilia and silver #brb i need to go roll around on the ground and mutter to myself for a while

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adm-starblitzsteel-4305 · 19 days

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Godzilla whenever he saw a Titan steps slightly out of line:

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puppetmaster13u · 3 months

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Prompt 212

“Did we just pull an Isekai?”

“I mean, does it count if it’s practically just Ghostwriter’s usual shit, just more chaotic?”

“Sam, this is like a game, look, we even have inventory overlays!”

“Yeah but Tuck, I died so therefor I pulled an isekai, right?”

“Shit, why does that make sense?”

“Boys, perhaps actually look into your overlay there? Perhaps look at the map as well?”

“... oh my Ancients, guys, we’re not the players, we’re going to be the bosses of this game.”

. . .

“This is going to be so much fun guys.”

The JL Jr team would really like it to be known that they are in fact done with Klarions shenanigans. This is literally the first day school is out for the summer for them! Who even showed him DnD and anime anyway?!

#Prompts #DCxDP #DPxDC #Klarion is having so much fun with this & is rooting for his new friends #Tucker starts as a Level 1 cat & ends up a level 200 Desert Sphinx King #Sam starts as a Level 1 sprout & ends up a level 200 Great Tree Dragon #Val starts as a Level 1 golem & ends up a level 200 Cybernetic Basilisk #Danny starts a Level 2 egg & ends up a Level 200 Star Serpent #They’ve created their own lairs and dungeons for EXP and are having so much fun #Why yes they ARE friends with Klarion (who is hiding as the merchant for FUN)#Why yes Amity WAS the one to show Klarion anime manga & DnD #They’ve been out of school for the summer for a few weeks now #Young Justice are so Done and have just gotten out of school for summer break #The first encounter they have with one of the bosses is this Giant Galaxy Serpent-Dragon flying overhead #Not that they knows this lol #Danny: Yo Klar do you think we could manage these forms Outside of the Game #Klarion (vibrating from the sheer chaos it could cause): What a Wonderful Question

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seaweedraindraws · 2 months

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I was saving this for my fanfic but I liked the idea so much I had to draw it!

Bonus:

Here is a link to the fic this scene is from! (Only chapter 1 is up, so this scene has not yet happened)

#cherrisnake #cherri bomb #sir pentious #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel comic #So this is a headcanon I've had in mind for a while now! I don't know if anyone else has pointed it out yet #but when I was doing research I never saw anyone mention the term Good Egg #which apparently came from the 1800s #and I thought it only made sense that if he did have some son then he'd have considered that kid a Good Egg #and therefore Eggs have a greater meaning in his life #having probably said that term so often when he was living #I really do like the idea of having the Egg Boiz be like his own children in some way #And the realization hitting Cherri that she'd just been breaking them because they were just his inventions just mmmh #the angst #me sleeping well tonight knowing I made this somewhat sad comic

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alienssstufff · 1 year

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PLEASE TELL ME YOURE JOKING. IS JUANAFLIPPA REALLY DEAD⁉️

I WISH I WAS

MARIANA BROKE THE BED BY ACCIDENT IM CLOSE TO TEARS

#ngl lowkey (high key) mad -not at mariana but the fact that egg beds are so easy to break it was a mis click #on EASTER TOO- need lil Jesus to do smth

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cellgatinbo · 5 months

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fit politely asks bad to take his shirt off out of pure concern for his friend, but then everyone around him reminds him how to act since he’s got his. roommate to think about

#qsmp #fitmc #badboyhalo #oibagi #fitpac #qsmp clips #man can’t catch a break #when he’s alone the chat drills into him relentlessly #and when he’s with others he starts catching strays left and right #even from the eggs #(especially from the eggs)

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royalarchivist · 20 days

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Roier: I love you. You're the best Egg.

Jaiden: You're gonna grow to be big and strong, Bobby!

Happy 1 year birthday to the original QSMP Eggs and my favorite little guy of all time, Bobby! Here are some highlights of Roier and Jaiden's first interactions with Bobby. 🥲💙

#QSMP #Jaiden Animations #Roier #Jaiden #Bobby #QSMP Eggs #Edited #Subtitles #Translated #I have never tried to translate bonachón before RIP #I went with ''the best the nicest one'' but there probably was a better way to phrase that #Bruh I can count on one hand the number of characters I've sobbed about and Bobby is number 3 #I took a break from subtitling this to make food and burst into tears thinking about Bobby. frickin hell man

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sapphicczaroftorture · 5 months

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Whenever i want to masturbate i get really frustared I don't have a dick and i just give up. But i also dont want to be a boy. Is this dysphoria? Dysmorphoa? Am i just werid? :(