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#brennan lee mulligan I love it when you monologue
revvethasmythh · 2 years
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[Matt: What are your favorite GM snacks?]
Brennan:
"Let me be clear. This was put into this fucking questionnaire to come for me. And I'm going to explain something. If you're at home and you're afraid to tell your gaming group that you're a snacker, I've got your back, okay? Because it's okay to fucking snack, all right? When you're out there--some of us SWEAT from the MOMENT we wake up to the moment we go to sleep. Some of our boooddiiess are betraying us constantly. Would I have chosen this paper white, fur covered, constantly sweating body? No! I wouldn't have. Does it require constant almonds? YES. Almonds all the time, okay? And I'm not going to apologize because these two fucking elevated beings, these two hovering (what are the pre-Skeksis, pre-mystic light beings from the Dark Crystal?)--YOU TWO! SOME OF US ARE POD PEOPLE, OKAY? I'm a little PODDLING. And I need to snack! If I could have another MOUTH in my back so that I could--the BIGGEST obstacle in my GM-ing, ALL RIGHT, is that the same place I talk from is where the food needs to go!"
[Matt: well we know what to get him for christmas]
"A mouth in my back! So that I can have a friend shoveling SALAMI into an open furnace in my torso while I narrate. AND I'M NOT SORRY. I LIKE TO SNACK.
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To answer your question, almonds."
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halevren · 4 months
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FHJY Spoilers || my live thoughts as I watch the premiere
NIGHT YORBBBBBB!!!!
A NEW BATTLE MAP ALREADY?!??!?!?!!!??
Fig bard / warlock multi class is so real. Also 20 charisma. Same girl who kissed Ayda and skate boarded away
THE HANG VAN MINI IS THE SAME AS THE VAN IN THE TEENAGE REBELLION I'M CRYING
The character card background is so cute I love it. What if I made a meet the Tumblr user using the same background
Gorgug and his little gadgets and things 😭😭😭😭
BOGGY MINIIIIII I'M CRYING SO HARD
I WOULD DIE FOR MOGGY THE DOGGY
SO MANY MINIS!!!!!!!
FABIAN FIGHTER / BARD REAL!!!!!!!!
SEATED MINIS??!?!?
First roll is fucking whether or not Fabian's reflection on the mirror when he's flirting with Ecaf
Kristen not multi classing and still being jacked is so real. I need more buff clerics
THERE'S A QUESTION MARK ON THE BACK OF KRISTEN'S TRACK SUIT?!???!?!??!!??
Ring guy Riz, I love him
SUN GUN 🔥🔥🔥
yorbies 😭
Riz trying to justify his jewelry is so me. When I started wearing jewelry all of the sudden I felt like I had to explain it (now idk)
Inspector Gadget Riz this is going to be a great season
From falling over to tables to standing on a moving vehicle. We have improved
Riz having to sit through Fabian flirting with Ecaf has to be his own personal hell
A NAT ONE ALREADY?!!??!??!???? LOU WILSON....
FABIAN GETTING HIT BY THE HANG VAN 😭😭😭
THIS IS STILL THE FIRST ROLL INITIATIVE 😭😭😭😭
MORE MINIS?!?!????
Teen Wolf mention. Teen Wolf is canon in Fantasy High
ALLY BEARDSLEY NAT 20 BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EMILY AXFORD NAT 20!!!!!
MONSTER VAPE
NEW SEASON NEW MURPH!!! A BEAUTIFUL ROLL!!!!!! 45 DAMAGE OUT OF 50
Lesson of this episode: don't stand in the road when a van is gassing it
Yerba Mate in protein powder....
NEW CASSANDRA ART SHE'S SO PRETTY
Kristen ignoring Cassandra is so heartbreaking that's your god she's so lovely you're her only cleric Kristen pls
Gorgug fishing the Night Yorb
Ally and Lou trying to convince Zac to trade Rick Perry dice as Emily does math all while whispering. I love this season
I genuinely don't remember Squeem this issue so embarrassing.
Your sacrifice will be remembered Squeem I love you
YORBIE ON MY LEFT, YORBIE ON MY RIGHT 🔥🗣️💯
I need a Moggy the Doggy plush to go with my two Boggy plushies
HOW MANY DICE IS HE ROLLING WHAT THE FUCK
At least boggy survived
ADAINE DOWN.....
ALLY BOUGHT THE BOOK!!
I am loving new Kristen
So much feet touching
THE DRY GUYS
Kristen Loves "Speed"
I love the ongoing tea-based cortado bit
Vulture
hya!
FANDRANGOR
There is so much sexual tension between Fabian and Ecaf
Fabian Narcissus arc
Rip Balthazar </3
Pour one out for Balthazar and who ever has to take care of his 6th month parrots
Squeem is so resourceful I love him
yaaath maaaags
Murph and Brennan bonding <3
I feel like Ragh and Kristen would be besties after her more fitness oriented life style
ANOTHER ALLY BEARDSLEY NAT 20!!!!!!!
BOX OF DOOM!!!!!!!! BEANS!!!!
WHAT IS BRENNAN MONOLOGUING......
WHAT IS HAPPENING..... FIG...??
WHO IS FIG'S PATRON???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO A CLIFF HANGER ALREADY??!?!!???!!???!???!???! BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN...... 😭
THE PREVIEWS ARE MAKING ME SO EXCITED... I HAVE TO WAIT A WEEK NOW 😭😭😭😭
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winterpinetrees · 3 months
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I love it when you can see an author in their works. Specifically, I’m talking about when people write an ultimate evil into their stories and you can clearly see what they hate and fear the most.
Tolkien’s villains are an industrial sort of evil. They are represented by factories, pollution, and huge faceless armies. Middle Earth faces a single ultimate evil, but it feels more like a machine. Tolkien supposedly hated allegory, but you can see World War 1 and the industrialization of the early 1900s in his work. I love it.
Jack Kirby, a comic book author who defined the medium and invented so many of the heroes that dominate pop culture, fought in World War 2. He once said “The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it.” He was one half of the duo behind Captain America. Later on, Kirby made a comic book mythology called Fourth World. It’s a battle between the ultimate good and the ultimate evil and it definitely feels like a 1970s superhero comic, but the biggest bad guy is clearly a space nazi. The villain’s name is Darkseid in case you want to read more on your own. I recommend it if you are already used to old superhero comics.
Nate Stevenson’s works often have huge institutions as their ultimate evil. Nimona and Ballister Blackheart battle an ancient Institute that rules through conformity and fear. The final villain of She-Ra, Horde Prime, was modeled after cult leaders. The crew behind the show looked at megachurches while designing his ship, and Horde Prime constantly monologues about purity and light. Stevenson was raised evangelical Christian, and you can see the echoes in his work. Relatedly, it’s a common joke that Brennan Lee Mulligan always makes the players in his campaigns fight capitalism, the church, or both.
To clarify, not every villain says something about the author, and villains can be very good without being personal. I am a random person with a tumblr account. I just think that these four people and their art are neat.
As a final note, can anyone who remembers Harry Potter well (and still wants to engage with it despite everything) tell me if the ultimate evil in that story feels like this? I remember Voldemort being pretty generic, but it’s been several years.
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