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hamiltonforpowerpoint2 days ago
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When they have glowing eyes 馃サ
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dreamerblueskya day ago
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I was inspired by an incorrect inside job quote by @your-mums-nuts , hope you like it!
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4str0h032 days ago
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I haven鈥檛 seen one (1) ep of this show yet but this man already has a death grip on me
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undeadghostya day ago
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Reagan: This is my boyfriend Brett, and my girlfriend Gwen. And this is their boyfriend, David.
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screwsinz2 days ago
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Brett and Todd would of made good besties.
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fyeahinsidejob2 days ago
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Brett, plucking flower petals: She loves me.
Brett: She loves me not.
Brett: She loves me
Brett: She loves me not.
Brett: :(
Reagan, handing him a flower: That's not true. keep going.
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cognitosclowns14 hours ago
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gangs favorite place to kiss that's not on the lips!
BUTTER MY BOOOOONES THIS IS ADORABLE <333
SFW BELOW <33 JUST SOME CUTENESS
BRETT
HIS FOREHEAD <33
Surprising him outta nowhere by just,, gently cupping his cheeks and placing this slow, long kiss to his forehead?? He might get choked up oh wow <33
he makes this sweet little,, half-pout?? He's just genuinely so in love with you he wants to cry <33 he feels so cherished and warm.
even <33 like,, speckling his forehead with kisses after he's had a rough day?? <333 oh my goodness.
REAGAN
there's something so personal about kissing her hands <33 she's pretty protective of them bc,, yknow,, she's working with them all the time - they're essential to her work. It takes a lot of vulnerabilty for her to feel safe enough to let you touch them <333
She doesn't quite flinch - its more of a pause? Like she's confused as to why you would do that??
She blinks a few times and softens out <33 while you kiss her knuckles. She definitely gives this,, faux-annoyed eye roll and bits her lip to stop herself from grinning <333
JR
Specifically his wrists.
Like hands sure fine but wrists?? Feeling you gently raise his hand to your face, cradling it between yours and giving some slow kisses to his WRIST??? he has never been more in love.
Coming up to his desk and snatching his hand, plucking the pen outta his grasp and this long kiss on his wrist?? <3 any of his worries are gone. He can't remember what he was worrying about in the first place
ANDRE
Right in the middle of his chest + collarbones!!!
if he's super stressed?? Just bring him in a big tight hug <33 with some sweet kisses on his collar <33 oh he'll just give this massive sigh of relief. It feels like you're single handedly kissing the weight off his chest.
He'll just <3 lazily drape his arms around you and inhale the smell of your hair <33 probably some tired mumbling/monotone quiet screaming before breaking into these,, happy, tired giggles <33
'thank you <3' while he nuzzles his nose against your forehead <33 waiting for you to tilt your head up to he can give you a proper kiss
GIGI
her stomach!!!! oh my gosh her face lights up so much when you lay on her stomach and give her kisses <333
'oh stop that <3' but no please keep going she adores it <333
SHES GONNA GIGGLE SO MUCH AND COVER HER FACE <333 she gets so flustered and happy. You just look so cute down there!! Oh my heavens you look like such an angel!! How is she expected not to smile when you're being so cute?
'having fun?' while she cheekily plays with your hair n cups your face <33 moments like this make everything feel worth it
MYC
WELL MY GUY DOESN'T HAVE LIPS SO-
outside of his Glowing Orb (tm) KISSES ON THE LITTLE FLOWERY-STEM-BIT THAT HOLDS IT UP??? OH WOW
It absolutely knocks him off his rhythm <333
'wuh- what uh.. what're youuuuu..?'
'oh hush' while you gently kiss the petals?? <333 maybe cradling the orb a touch, cuddling up beside him??
'.... yeah <3' he doesn't really have,, expressions?? but like <333 his tentacles all slowly slink around you until he has you nice and close. His orb keeps,, pulsing with this soft light <3 HE IS SO CLEARLY ENJOYING HIMSELF OH GOODNESS
GLENN
HIS JAW <3333 you'll get this amazing, surprised laugh
'aw sugar <3 what on earth are you doing down there?' he gets stupidly flustered - especially if you give some kisses along his maw?? Like all the way up into One Big Kiss?? AAA HE WOULDN'T ADMIT IT BUT IT MAKES HIM SO STUPIDLY SOFT
He just,, looks down at you with so much love?? <3333 this flustered faux-eyeroll and sigh while he nuzzles into your kisses <333
AB
EEE BACK OF HIS NECK <333 his neck in general, actually. It's super sensitive bc there's a lotta important hardware there!!
Sneaking up behind him, wrap your arms around him while you smooch the back of his neck?? His shoulders jump tf up all surprised and immediately sink back down w/ a huff when he realizes it's you <3
'ghk-!.. well, hello to you too <3' YOU MAY EVEN GET A LITTLE LAUGH <333 while he cranes his neck back to catch a glance of you.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS WAS SUPER CUTE WTF <333
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froggy-frogz2 days ago
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Hi! could u plz write some headcanons for an amab male reader x (jealous) brett hand??
also i love ur writing sm!!
A/N: AHHHH ty anon!!! And ofc- I love especially writing for Brett- Hope you enjoy it!
Brett didn't even think he would get jealous.
When he started dating you, he was fully confident that you, the dude that he's dating, wouldn't ever go off and flirt with all the other very gay dudes at Cognito or just in general, because let's face it, the secret government would be full of gays- Just look at the gang LOL
When you all decided to go to McUltra's though, he thought nothing of the dude who came over to start talking to the group. Though when this random guy turned his attention to you, he got nervous.
It wasn't until you were like, being nice to him that he sort of snapped. Why weren't you turning him down? Brett knows you're a generally nice guy, but even he could tell that this dude was flirting with you.
"Sorry, he's busying tonight. He has plans with me." Brett slips his arm around your waist and this dude didn't know what hit him. Neither does Brett, to be honest.
Everyone's shocked. Brett? Using that tone??? Holy shit-
You have to pull Brett aside and he flat out, breaks down, immediately telling you that he was jealous and that he's sorry but it just made him so so so uncomfortable when that dude was flirting with you.
Honestly, you're either gonna have to laugh because this is Brett- and the way he told you this was just so upset but like, scared? Or you're going to reassure him. Either way, Brett's just happy that despite those nasty little thoughts, you do want to be with him.
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mishibashimoria day ago
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Heyo- I have no clue if you wright smut but-- uh-- brett tied up??? 馃憖
ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR but seriously this took me so long I鈥檓 so sorry but I really hope you like it!!!!
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(NSFW) Brett Hand x Reader: Love Ties
Warnings: NSFW, Soft Bondage
Keys turning the lock on their front door alert (Y/N) that it鈥檚 time. They had been scheming this plan all day in order to surprise their boyfriend of two years: Brett Hand. He is the sweetest guy they鈥檝e ever known, and tonight they want to do something nice, albeit naughty, for him.
Dimming the lights and adjusting their tremendously revealing outfit, (Y/N) settles onto the living room couch in a seductive pose. They knew him well enough to push the right buttons, and this would do just that.
Excitement stirs in their belly as Brett pops his head through the door, a cheery grin on his face. 鈥(Y/N)! Guess who鈥檚鈥 home鈥︹ Brett trails off his usual greeting and freezes in the doorway, dropping his keys. His lips try to move and form words but he is utterly starstruck while his eyes wonder over (Y/N)鈥檚 exposed skin.
鈥淲elcome home.鈥 (Y/N) purrs, a bundle of bondage rope clutched in their hand. 鈥淚 thought we could try something you talked to me about.鈥 They rise to their feet and walk slowly over to Brett, bringing their hand up to run a finger along his jaw. He swallows audibly as they press up against his chest. (Y/N) falters a bit, glancing over Brett鈥檚 shoulder through the gaping doorway at the neighbors getting into their car. 鈥淯m鈥 Brett, the door?鈥
鈥淭he door?鈥 He murmurs dreamily, gazing into (Y/N)鈥檚 eyes. Suddenly his face lights up in embarrassment, 鈥渢he door!鈥 He whips around and slams it shut before one of the curious neighbor kids could peek in. (Y/N) let鈥檚 out a small laugh at his flustered face. Brett recovers quickly, though, seemingly bursting at the seams with anticipation. 鈥淪-so, uh. You wanna鈥 uh. I鈥檓 mean鈥 do you want to鈥 ah.鈥
Even though the two have had sex multiple times throughout their relationship, Brett is always flustered and eager like it鈥檚 their first time. All hands and rosy cheeks and big, doe eyes. It always makes (Y/N) feel so special, seeing him enamored every time.
Feeling a burst of arousal (Y/N) slowly slips their hands under his button up, lightly touching his stomach and earning an eager whimper from him. 鈥淐ome.鈥
With puppy like obedience Brett follows head over heels after his partner, who has their hand wrapped gently around his tie.
Once in the bedroom, (Y/N) guides Brett to the bed and gingerly pushes him down onto his back. His eyes are almost glazed over and his face is flushed all the way to his ears as (Y/N) climbs onto his hips. They untangle the rope they had been holding and give Brett a sultry smile. 鈥淵ou ready, sweet heart?鈥
A needy sigh escapes Brett at (Y/N)鈥檚 words, and he gives a nod. Looping the rope around his wrists, (Y/N) ties his hands to the head board with gentle kisses on his arms. Once they felt it was secure they sit back on Brett鈥檚 hips and pull their outfit off, giggling at his big round eyes. His fingers twitch in their bound state, begging to touch his partner.
(Y/N) tuts him softly as they move to unbutton his shirt. With a sweep of their hands (Y/N) exposes his toned abdomen and leans down, hovering their mouth over one of his already erect nipples. Teasingly, they flick their tongue over the hard bud before latching on. A high pitched whine escapes Brett鈥檚 throat as he bites his lower lip. (Y/N) peppers his chest with kisses before moving to the other nipple, twirling their tongue leisurely around it before gently squeezing it between their teeth.
Panting and whimpering, Brett bucks his hips slightly into his partner as they move to his neck. 鈥淧atience, sweet thing,鈥 (Y/N) murmurs softly, dragging their tongue along his throat before sucking on a sensitive patch of skin. As his neck and collar bones are turned purple with hickeys, Brett can鈥檛 hold it in anymore. Moans of increasing pleasure fill the bedroom as he starts grinding into (Y/N)鈥檚 bottom. He attempts to speak, to plead, to beg, but all that comes out are garbled squeaks and euphoric, incoherent mumbling.
Once (Y/N) decides that his neck is properly attended to, they move down to his belt, sliding it out of the pant loops and unbuttoning his trousers. They hook a finger on the hem of his boxers and pull them down, freeing his dripping, throbbing cock. A noise from over their head alerts (Y/N) to Brett as he desperately fidgets his arms.
鈥淚-I鈥檓 sorry I just鈥 I want to touch you. Please, please I want to touch you.鈥 Brett begs, his big, round eyes and quivering lips almost too much to bear. (Y/N) gives a smile and comes up from his hips to give him a long, deep kiss. He rears up to press his body flush with theirs, desperately trying to fill any space between them. (Y/N) could feel his hard, hot sex on their stomach and sticky, warm pre-cum trace a line to their belly button.
Reaching their hand down (Y/N) gently guides Brett into them. His thickness fills them up to the brim, and they let out a long awaited moan. Brett let鈥檚 out a sob of ecstasy as he fights to keep his hips still, but his eyes immediately search (Y/N)鈥檚 for any sign of discomfort. He tries to form the words to ask, but they鈥檙e lost in whines of pleasure. (Y/N) leans down and plants a kiss to his lips. 鈥淚鈥檓 okay, honey. Relax and let me take care of you.鈥
(Y/N) slowly starts to rock their hips, the slippery wet sound of Brett sliding in and out only sending him closer to the edge. His legs start to tremble and his whines get louder and more pleading, bordering on wails. An aching knot of hot bliss builds up in (Y/N) as they push Brett harder and harder into them.
鈥淕ood boy,鈥 (Y/N) moans, gasping in between, 鈥渙h god, yes, good boy honey.鈥
鈥淚-I鈥檓 gonna鈥 f-fuck! Oh my god (Y/N) I鈥檓 gonna鈥斺 With tears spilling over his red cheeks, Brett can barely get the words out over his sobs. He clenches his teeth, losing all forms of verbal communication and arching his back as he rides out his orgasm. (Y/N) drives him down deeper into them, closing in on their own climax and desperately trying to get every inch of him to drive into their core.
Finally the knot releases, sending white, searing pleasure coursing through (Y/N)鈥檚 throbbing and swollen heat as they throw their head back in a long moan. Brett utterly melts at the sound of their orgasm, almost cumming a second time and yanking his arms against his restraints.
Slowly the steady rocking of (Y/N)鈥檚 hips slow to a halt and they collapse onto Brett, both of them panting. A wet pop sounds after (Y/N) slides off of him, and warm semen pools out onto his hips, making him shiver with delight.
After a moment Brett let鈥檚 out a whine, grabbing (Y/N)鈥檚 attention. He tugs at his restraints with a small, playful pout. 鈥淥h! I鈥檓 sorry.鈥 (Y/N) laughs, leaning up and untying him. Immediately Brett sweeps them into a warm embrace, placing light, sweet kisses on their cheek and neck.
鈥淚鈥檒l go get some tissues to clean up!鈥 Brett chirps, rolling (Y/N) over onto their back. 鈥淒o you want some water? I鈥檒l get you a snack too.鈥 Before they could respond, he鈥檚 already pulled up his boxers and is hurrying to the kitchen.
(Y/N) let鈥檚 out an affectionate sigh before yawning and stretching out on the bed. 鈥淚鈥檓 the luckiest person in the world.鈥
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ss-cryingbug8 hours ago
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the best friendship I've ever seen
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You know what? Fuck you and fuck canon *gives Brett hand a toothgap*
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ratfromh20 hours ago
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yknow wouldn鈥檛 it be funny if after the events of episode 5 cognito took brett as an opportunity to study the way the human body reacts to an overdose of nostalgia max so they just put him in a tube time to time to watch the state of his body馃弮馃弮
(not a ship post)
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cl0wnpee2 days ago
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friendship goalzzz also theyre both trans
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dreamerblueskya day ago
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I totally see Brett having a crush on Reagan long before she notices she had one for Brett 馃挅
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fyeahinsidejob2 days ago
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Brett, Andre, Gigi, Glenn, and Myc: [Goes to Reagan's Lab]
Brett, gasping: Oh, my god.
Gigi: You're breath-taking, Reagan!
Glenn: Yes... You look breath-taking!
Andre, nodding: Mhm!
Reagan: [In her usual outfit but dirtier than usual, evidentl that she hasn't gotten a shower for God knows many days with hair messed than usual and her legs hairy supporting her raccoon eyes thats now puffy and a deep scowl on her face]
Reagan, sighing: What do you want?
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cognitosclowns11 hours ago
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Reader has a baby and they bring them to work one day and them interacting with the group? Or maybe just headcannons about them with kids.
AAAAAA I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR AN ASK LIKE THISSSS <333
ALL SFW JUST SOME CUTENESS <333
UHHHH THIS IS MOSTLY <33 BABYSITTING HCS ACTUALLY BUT CLOSE ENOUGH LMAO. also sorry this got so fucking long lmao i just loved this idea sm. its so fluffy.
GIGI
OH SHE LOVES KIDDOS <33 I like to think she either has a kid of her own, or maybe a little sister? Either way she's so good with kids. If you need smb to look after your kid for a few hrs, drop em off at her office
SHES NOT AFRAID TO BE GOOFY WITH THEM. She'll let them do her makeup and smear it all over her face while,, she makes them look super adorable. She'll take a bunch of pictures w/ them too.
SHE LETS THEM TRY ON HER HEELS N SHIT?? they're stumbling around all over the place but they feel COOL so its fine
'Little Miss/Sir/Mx', usually doesn't use their name!!
'Little Mx <3 come here please, I'm not gonna have you go back to Y/N without some food in your stomach'
THEY RAID THE VENDING MACHINES <33 OH BOY OH BOY SHE NEVER HAS AN EXCUSE TO DO THAT, ITS A BLAST.
YEA SHE KINDA SPOILS THEM <3333 a buncha junk food and yummy treats and probably a buncha gifts whenever they visit.
She's their super fun Auntie Gigi now <333
MYC AND ANDRE
IF YOU GIVE THE KID TO EITHER OF EM, THEY'RE PAIRING UP. They both know there's no FUCKING WAY THEY CAN DO IT ALONE LMAO.
MYC ABSOLUTELY DISGUISES HIMSELF AS A HUMAN BC,,, HE DOESN'T WANNA DEAL WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS.
'what do you feed a 10 year old?' Myc is just,, rummaging through Andre's sparse pantry n fridge.
'uhhh cheese.. and... g r a p essss?'
'woow is that so?' in that Way Of His
'>:( do you have any bright ideas???'
meanwhile the kid is like,, already getting into shit. Into all the shit. they probably steal some shinies from his bowl of Cool Shit He Found (tm)
ITS FINE THEY FIND ANDRE'S LEGOS AND ARE COMPLETELY DISTRACTED FOR LIKE,, 10 MINUTES TRYNA PRY TWO PIECES APART. andre absolutely joins them bc,, he forgot he had those!! oh fuck he used to built such cool shit w/ them!!
'what kinda fuckin adult has legos???' Myc is lovingly teasing him while he spoons Microwaved Mac N Cheese into a little bowl for the kiddo
'the COOL kind. Come play with us I saved you a pile.'
(... yea myc plays legos. by the end they all end up making this,, giant castle thing w/ a little place for the kid's Circus Tent that they made. They order takeout and inhale sweets and are all passed out in a pile on the floor when you come to get your kid)
ALSO,,,,
'oh ffffffffffff- (remembers theres a kid)-fffffriiiiick?'
*the most unimpressed look* '... fuck shit piss!!!'
'EYYYYY I LIKE THIS KID, WANNA LEARN A NEW ONE-'
'MYC N O-'
JR
OH FUCK NO GET IT AWAY FROM HIM
I'm sorry he cannot stand kids. They're loud they're messy he never knows what to say. Any living human sub 15 he cannot tollerate. PLEASE NEVER GET HIM TO BABY SIT HE'LL BE SUCH A NERVOUS FUCKING WRECK.
he worries so much its gonna,, fall off smth and bonk it's head or explode or smth.
IF THEY'RE A LITTLE OLDER LIKE,,, IDK 13-17?? HE CAN PROBABLY MANAGE FINE AS LONG AS THEY DON'T GET IN HIS WAY TOO MUCH mdnsmds. he's still gonna worry himself into a fit.
He genuinely might use them as an assitant. Like sit them down by a filing cabinet and ask them to like,, sort stuff?? MSDNS HE'S VERY SURPRISED WHEN IT WORKS
REAGAN
VERY MUCH THE SAME. she doesn't explicitly hate kids,,, she just,,, really struggles with knowing what to do??
What do you say how do you interact with kids. her parents were awful she literally has No Clue What You're Supposed To Do When You Baby Sit
She mostly just sticks them in the corner with some books she used to read as a kid?? Like comics n stuff she had in her closet??
<333 eventually she notices the kid is like?? super into them but is having trouble reading some of the books??
........ *sigh*, she plods over, sits down, and starts reading to them. Because god dammit, her dad never did that when she struggled with shit and she refuses to have this kids memory of her be like that.
she nearly bursts into tears when the kid,, leans against her and falls asleep?? Its that kinda Nostalgic Sadness for smth that you never got as a kid?? <3
GLENN
HES LITERALLY A DAD <33 AND HE'S SUCH A GOOD DAD.
HE'S JUST <333 like such a classic dad too?? Like he plays catch with em and everything?? MAYBE EVEN TEACHES EM SOME WRESTLING???
HES NOT AS YOUNG AS HE USED TO BE THO SO HE ABSOLUTELY GET TIRED LMAO
*sigh* he will be very dissapointed if you say he can't teach them how to shoot >:(
IF THEY GO TO THE PARK??? OHOHO HE MAKES ALL THE STUFF SO FUN
YKNOW THOSE,, GIANT WAVE THINGS?? I think it's called an X-Wave?? HE GRABS ONE OF THE ENDS AND STARTS PUSHING IT UP AND DOWN TO MAKE THE WHOLE THING,, LIKE A ROLLER COASTER RIDE. The kid (and every other kid on the playground lmao) is holding on for dear life, laughing their ass off.
Jungle Gym Races!! It reminds him of Basic Training lmao. LOTS OF CUTE NICKNAMES TOO. 'Cadet' is his favorite bc this kid gives him this,, Big Proud Grin <3
BRETT
AAAAA HES SUCH A GOOD BABYSITTER.
HE'S LITERALLY SO FUCKING ENERGETIC <333 HES A WALKING GOLDEN RETRIEVER. Pure and absolute energy. he gets genuinely excited when the kid asks to go to the park. THEY PLAY TAG TOGETHER. THEY TRY TO SWING A COMPLETE LOOP AROUND THE SWINGSET.
ALSO HE'S PLAYED EVERY SPORT AT LEAST ONCE SO LIKE,, if they're a sporty kid?? HELL YEA the two of em are gonna be having a blast.
HES,, KIND OF A PUSHOVER SO YEA THEY GET A BUNCH OF SWEETS AT THE STORE. How can he say no to those puppy dog eyes?? He wants the kid to like him!!
AAA they absolutely have a movie/video game night. Mario kart w/ popcorn n soda n all the good things in life.
HE SHOWS THE KID ALL THOSE OLD TV SHOWS AND MOVIES??? eventually the kiddo passes tf out halfway through Back to The Future 2.
When you pick up your child at the end of the day they're,,, completely exhausted <33 brett picks em up from where they're nappin on the couch and passes them off to you/
AB
'fine, I suppose' 馃檮馃檮馃檮馃檮馃檮 into infinitum
He sits the kid down with some books that are,, absolutely way too far above their reading level. Because he also has no Fucking Clue what you expected him to do???
As kids do, they get bored as fuck and start asking questions about Why his Face Is Like That.
'I'm a highly advanced Artificial Intelligence, created to-'
'So, like a robot?'
'....... yes, I'm a robot.'
'NO WAY!!'
WHEN YOU COME BACK, AB IS DOIN ALL SORTS OF COOL ROBOT TRICKS?? turning his hands backwards, rolling his eyes back to reveal his circuits - the kid sitting on his shoulders, positively losing their mind bc its the coolest shit they've EVER SEEN
he spots you and Fumbles To Make Himself Look All Professional And Mean And All That Jazz
'productive day?'
*clears throat, smooths hair, removes child from his shoulders, etc* 'Productive - oh, nonono, haha. Perfectly calm. They were asleep most of the time.'
... meanwhile the,, entire basement area is chaos. Clear evidence of at least a few games of tag,,,,, Cardboard Tube Fencing,, and,,, *gasp* a chess tally, where he Totally Didn't Let The Kid Win So they Could Brag About Beating A Robot? If you didn't know better, you'd think the two of them had a fun day!
'BYE MISTER AB!!' with this big wave before you two leave? He'd protect your kid with his life you can drop him off at the basement literally anytime lmao
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mollicutesa day ago
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i love drawing the non-human members of the gang, but when shion takeuchi mentioned myc potentially using a human disguise/glamour when out on the surface, i... went a little crazy... hehe
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