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maleposting · 1 year

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(artist is @/idonotexist_222 on twitter)

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orionndjarin · 1 year

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This mayyyy be blasphemous but Brett with Staedtler hair is just ajsdhkjfhsiufhwjfhwlkjfaweijfowiefj

#brett hand my beloved #brett hand #inside job #insde job netflix #netflix inside job #inside job spoilers #inside job part two #ron staedtler

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blatantlackofdecorum · 1 year

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hiii!!! can you do brett falling in love with a trans male reader from cognito? than youu :333

my time has come boys

Brett Hand x Trans Male S/O!!

- for one, expect him to talk about you ALL the time to the group, he doesn’t even realize he’s falling for you until it’s suddenly full throttle. now you’re definitely not his first guy crush, he traveled that road with Rafe, but it’s one of his most notable ones. (along with quite a few confusing high school crushes)

- he’s incredibly understanding of anyone with different identities already. not to say it doesn’t confuse him a bit at first, but once he gets the grasp of it, expect him to be one of your main supporters in the office.

- if anyone were to misgender you in front of him, he’ll quickly correct them, and try to move on. if it persists? he’ll be sure to try and go over the change in pronouns to them. he’s very stern about this and doesn’t let up. (even with Glenn, which only manages to surprise you)

- when the two of you finally go out for your first date, consider the entire office happy. he’ll still run around with little acts of chivalry, opening your door and getting you flowers. he gets reservations at a fancy restaurant, and it’s the only thing he can think about the entire day before.

- it takes him a little longer to fully introduce you to the team… absolutely not because he’s ashamed of you, he’s just a tad bit worried they’ll scare you off. (mostly myc and glenn)

- reagan met you early on, and gave her stamp of approval way before that. (guys do you wanna hear my genderfluid reagan headcanons) she’s gotten really good at correcting people when they mess up pronouns in a slightly threatening way. they tend to not mess up again.

- prepare brett to shower you in gifts, it’s one of his main love languages (which heavily developed from his parents) definitely surprises you daily, though it varies from being your morning coffee and going to get fitted for suits together.

- if you need help paying for testosterone or surgery? he’d be totally willing to help! you just might need to tell him if he’s ever overstepping (sometimes he genuinely can’t tell) a

- not to mention the pda at work. he’s not at all afraid of showing his s/o off.. he thinks you’re the best thing since the government implemented sliced bread. “have you met my boyfriend yet? he’s so awesome.” he will straight ramble on about you for hours if anyone lets him.

- if you’re dysphoric? he’s the actual best with reassurance. he understands certain circumstances can make it worse, so he’s always gonna be right by your side to help you handle it. for one, if showering is hard on your dysphoria there’s always room for another. staring into the bathroom mirror with him wrapped around you. whispering how perfect you are in his eyes.

- so mushy. makes you a puppet to give you motivational speeches. tiny y/n is your second biggest hype man. he pulls him out whenever you need extra support. he has his own little voice for him and everything. it’s pretty damn realistic and never really fails to make you smile.

- brings home therapy recommendations from his own therapist. just in case you need any extra support, especially while transitioning because he knows he can’t get everything you’re going through.

#brett hand #brett hand my beloved #brett hand x trans reader #brett hand x reader #transmasc reader #inside job #inside job headcanons #inside job x reader #brett hand inside job #brett inside job #inside job brett #brett hand headcanons

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worthlessjunk · 1 year

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hi! I’m not dead!

Coming at you with more Brett! Here’s the nsfw alphabet :)

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex): Brett needs a lot of aftercare, but he wants to make sure you’re taken care of too. He likes when you run your fingers though his hair. He needs to be told he did well and how he did well.

B = Body part (Favorite body part of theirs and also their fave body part belonging to their partner):

He’s pretty proud of his arms. He likes how they look holding you and he likes how you love them. His favorite part of you is your hands. He loves holding them, squeezing them to know you’re there. He loves how they look on his chest, how they pull on his hair. He loves how they make him submit quickly with gentle touches.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically): Brett has a breeding kink bc I say so. He also loves making you cum. Hearing you praise him and tell him how good he’s making you feel gets him going like crazy.

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs):

He’s stolen your panties before

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?):

He definitely has experience from sorority parties. He knows where to find the clit quickly.

F = Favourite Position (This is obvious):

Riding. He loves when you take control of him.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous): he tries to be serious, but he’s so awkward he’ll crack a few jokes.

H = Hair (Do they pull it and do they like having it pulled / How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes):

He loves having his hair pulled. He keeps it trimmed and neat. He takes care of himself very well.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment?): He wants you to always feel special and loved, it’s his priority. That doesn’t mean he isn’t up for you destroying him though.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation): sometimes he gets so desperate he needs to. He has a slightly higher sex drive and needs you.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks): he is OBSESSED with praise (I mean, are we surprised?) any praise sieves him wild. Hearing you call him a “good boy” makes him a mess instantly.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the dance with no pants): the bedroom. It’s comfortable and safe.

M = Motivation (What turns them on):

When you bite your lip. He doesn’t know why but it drives him wild. He thinks about your lips all over him and it’s a quick pipeline to a boner.

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): Hardcore degrading. He’s okay with some light stuff, but being called worthless will break him.

O = Oral (Preference on giving or receiving, skill, ect.): He loves giving. He wants to please and loves making you feel good. He doesn’t usually ask for blowjobs but loves getting them.

P = Pace (obvi.): He tries to be slower to savor the moment, but sometimes you feel too good and he can’t help himself but buck into you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often would they partake in one?):

He’s okay with a quickie, but he’s rather take his time with you and soak you in. But any opportunity to touch you is heavenly.

R = Risks (Are they open to experiment, do they take risks): Hes okay with exploring. He’s always wanting to try what you want to try, even if he’s a little nervous.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last):

He can last around 2, he puts a lot of effort in the first time so you are satisfied, so there’s not really a need for a round 2.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?):

Brett has a plug. He doesn’t like to admit it but you hurting that spot in him makes him crumble.

U = Unfair (Are they a tease, if so how much?): He can’t tease for the life of him. The moment you say please he’s giving it to you. He just wants you happy and wet.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make): He is a whimpering mess. Brett is very noisy and vocal. He tells you what he loves and when it feels good.

W = Weird fact (Self explanatory):

He’s a sub. A hardcore sub. He can dom, but he loves submitting and being good more than anything.

X = X-Ray (Pretty obvi): Brett’s entire thing is that he’s average. He’s about 6 inches.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive? How often will they want sex?):

He has a slightly higher sex drive. He will have it every few days if you’re up for it of course.

Z = ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards): He always makes sure you’re okay first, but then falls asleep. Mostly because he feels comfortable with you, and safe.

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parisiterileymoon · 10 months

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I wanna hug Brett so bad. I want him to tell me all his troubles. Poor traumatised baby:(

#brett hand #brett hand my beloved #i want to have his babies #hes so scrunkly #i love him #Hes so traumatized #I just want to pet him and tell him I love him #inside job

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nefkyo · 1 year

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I had a dream Ranboo face revealed for a Misfits Gaming video/stream? and it turns out he's just. The Brett Hand of content creators. Every feature below their nose was so generic their face took on a completely different shape without the mask and people in the comments said they genuinely struggled to recognize him. It was like the video featured his voice actor and not actually Ranboo.

Anyways right after that something in my house caught on fire

#i dreamt ranboolive #that's probably a bad thing #ranboolive #ranboo #misfits gaming #inside job #brett hand #brett hand my beloved

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moose-muffin · 1 year

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OH

MY

GOD

SO TODAY I HAVE MY FINAL SHOW (PLAYING PAULETTE IN SCHOOLS PRODUCTION OF LEGALLY BLONDE, ITS BEEN SUCH AN ABSOLUTE GIFT TO PLAY HER BUT I DIGRESS)

INSIDE JOB PART TWO!!!!!!

CRYING, SCREAMING, THROWING UP, GIGGLING, SOBBING, ALL OF IT!!!!!!

I AM JUST SO EMOTIONAL NOW, I FEEL WMPTY BC I ATE THAT ISH UP SO QUICKLY AND NOW I HAVE TO REWATCH BUT OH MY GOODNESS IT WAS ALL I WANTED AND MORE!? LIKE JUST SO SO BEAUTIFUL!!!! I DONT WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING JUST YET SO ILL GIVE PEOPLE A DAY OR SO BUT THIS BLOG WILL BE SO ACTIVE SOON BC ALL I WANT TO DO IS WRITE ABOUT THEM. THEY ARE MY EVERYTHING AND THEY DESERVE ALL THE LOVE EVER!!!! I LOVE THIS SHOW AND ALL THE PEOPLE BEHIND IT!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH

#inside job is so freaking good go watch rn #inside job netflix #inside job part two #Brett hand my beloved #Reagan ridley my beloved #Brett hand #reagan ridley #dr andre #gigi inside job #Glenn inside job #myc inside job #I am so over the moon and I have so much to talk about but I’ll try to wait a bit before I go fully ham

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sleepy-devilz · 2 years

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GRABS BRETT HAND GRABS HIM GRABS HIM GRABS HIM AND SQUISHES HIM /pos

#brett hand #inside job #brett hand my beloved

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megadinkloid · 1 year

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a woman in stem

#my art #fan art #reagan ridley #brett hand #inside job #my beloved

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grey-coded · 1 year

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Brett is the guy ever

i fuckin love him sm. hesso. babygirl. malewife material if you will.

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maleposting · 1 year

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this can't keep happening jesus christ(in an atheist way).i found some really cute inside job art (of brett, ron, and andre to be more specific) and i looked up the artist...

it draws childre.n .

doing things a child.shoudent.

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its-always-sunny-in-city17 · 1 year

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yes i do the cooking, yes i do the cleaning

#brett hand #inside job #inside job brett #inside job netflix #80s brett #my beloved

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blatantlackofdecorum · 1 year

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do you think we could maybe have some headcanons for brett with a crush who loves to sew their own outfits and even recreate ones from movies? we know he likes to sew puppets, so I think it would be cool 🪡🧵

Oh he’d absolutely love this.

- he starts off pretty quiet about it, noticing your fashion from afar, grinning at you if he crossed your path. observing you as he sips his morning coffee, his head resting in his hand. he’s absolutely enamored.

- will not hesitate to make a puppet of you he spends so much time sowing some of your outfits for it. (puppet brett is in love)

- constant compliments. if he recognizes your inspiration for it? you know he has a quote from it memorized. (if he doesn’t, he’ll be sure to watch it, and admire how well you replicated it) than brings it up in passing conversation.

- he does the absolute most… after the two of you get together, he will not hesitate to spend his entire paycheck (don’t worry, he’s got more) on fabrics, and supplies for your sowing.

- definitely takes a lot of selfies already, but will put all of his soul into showing off your outfits, (with your permission) he won’t hesitate to post you on his instagram and absolutely brag about how cool and talented his partner is.

- if you need any help with one of your projects, like ever? he’s right there. need someone to model one of your pieces? he’s already putting it on!

- that being said, matching couple outfits? he’s beaming.. the fact that you took the time to make something for him in general might as well send him into a crying fit. he will treasure anything you sow for him.

#brett hand my beloved #brett hand inside job #brett inside job #brett hand #brett hand x reader #inside job #inside job x reader #inside job headcanons #inside job brett

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msg4andre · 1 year

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Dating Brett and Ron would consist of movie nights every Friday with you squeezed in between both of them all cuddled up in a blanket.

#brett spaghett #ron my beloved #inside job x reader #inside job #brett hand x reader #ron staedtler x reader

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parisiterileymoon · 10 months

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Just started re-watching inside job for the septilianth time because nothing tickles my silly little autistic brain quite like it

#inside job #inside job brett #brett hand my beloved #reagan ridly is such older sister energy #autism #Why did they have to cancel the show Netflix that was so homophobic and abelist and transphobic of you

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tiltedmint · 8 months

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yes

#mint edits 🌿#wip #inside job #brett hand #my beloved #wallpapers

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