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kyber-infinitygems · 3 months
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betty is the only one who truly loved both bruce and hulk and didn’t have any ulterior motive or wanted to use or control him
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crimsonscloud · 3 months
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continuing the bruceposting: give me a character bruce has very little or no interaction with in the movies and i'll write some dynamic headcanons for them!
keep in mind, these will be based on norton!bruce, whose personality is a bit different from current ruffalo!bruce's. i also won't write shippy hcs because i'm a hardcore bretty (bruce and betty) shipper; i like other bruce ships, just not for this version. so all of these will be general.
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parasitation · 2 years
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draught style beer in a can is rotten. it’s comparable to a 3 month old ale kept in wooden kegs in a pirate’s ship. that has no AIR CONDITIONING! a glass beer bottle is much more suitable. and, the glass beer bottle is an exquisite work of art. the can is industrial, the bottle is love. that is- in draught style stouts. Guinness and Murphy’s are absolutely hideous in a can. 2 to 3 times more palpable when poured in a bottle. first and foremost, the nitrogen bomb they put in the cans for carbonation. what am i meant to do, get off my ass and get a glass to pour this in? the nitrogen thing makes beer slurping weird. the slurp is cockblocked by the nitrogen ball in the opening of the can. very spiritually displeasing and lacking in sensuality. second off, do you think you’re special, using .•¶ª•£®NITROGENª¶ª¢¶ªº¡. in your beers? is it for the softness, the mouthfeel? why bother, if it’s a stout. a true red-blooded stout drinker values the bold condition of a dark beer. it does not pretend to be something it’s not. really based and redpilled stuff. anyway i’m just drinking canned stout so I can fall asleep tonight. got a couple 4packs of porters with coffee in them and allagash night sky, or whatever that’s called. it’s a stout in a can with normal carbonation. bretty good, but it’s a 6%alc/vol or higher I think.
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jahdalli · 3 years
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GOD LOVES YOU <3
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Meet Robert Banner, son of bruce and betty
(He was born thanks to a role-playing group that I have with  my internet friends)
Facts:
His favorite toy is a dinosaur called "Dino".
Everyone usually calls him "Rob".
Unlike Bruce, Robert is very open and outgoing with people.
Betty is very overprotective with him and with Bruce.
He is a very kind and calm child, he is very obedient, he is usually restless but only when he plays.
He is the same age as Morgan, Tony's daughter, so they have always been together and they are best friends.
(Age 5-12)
Peter Parker is his babysitter, he usually takes care of Rob and Morgan, they love Peter a lot but they make him suffer when they hide from him and Peter thinks he lost the kids.
He is very intelligents, ince he was a child he gets good grades, but thanks to the athletic side of the Ross, specifically his grandfather, he has excelled in sports. Today he loves basketball and he hopes to become a basketball player one day.
Yes, he inherited the condition of the hulk, but he was never seen 100% only a few times and only as a child, his hands and arms always turned green when he started to get angry, but he worked hard with bruce to control him.
He's never had an incident of completely transforming ... For now.
Follow me on instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/apizaby/?hl=es-la
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greenfleeze · 4 years
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No one talks about Betty, but she is Bruce's true love and she deserved to be in the MCU again.❤️
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kindnessinpain2000 · 4 years
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Betty & Brett - More Time
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warmbeebosoftbeebo · 5 years
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i usually write/imagine b 2-4 inches taller than the reader or other character when i think of height, and the latest had the reader only be 5 feet, but b next to taylor and betty make me crave reading n writing taller!reader n lil b. either she’s 5′10 or taller, or he’s wee, or both, making him at least 2 inches shorter than his sexcapades partner. but i’m thinking 4-5 inch difference. like 5′10 taylor and 5′5 b? or 6 foot amazon n her boy? i feel like i know enough about taylor to write her decently, but i’d have to watch/read/listen to betty to. also, her being curvy n heavy is most likely. 
see also this post and tags 
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brucebannerlovebot · 5 years
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Guys I just realized I have the biggest crushes on the same people Bruce does
Betty: do you mean the love of my life?!!?! I would date her in a heartbeat she is literally my science soulmate!! And she is the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen! Like how can anyone be that perfect?!!?
Tony: okay he is just so great! I love him so much! He was the first person to ever see past the Hulk and see the wonderful person Bruce is!! And he wasn’t afraid to joke around with Bruce! Anyone who shows Bruce an ounce of kindness your now my new best friend! Not to mention he is an engineer and I want to be an engineer! He and one of my other favorite characters from a different show are the ones who inspired me to become an engineer and how can you not love his sass and sarcasm!
Natasha: I love her so much!! She and Katana (DC superhero) are my assassin queens!! She is just amazing and I just love her so freaking much!! Not to metion she is so cool and suave and she is on a whole new level of cool I aspire to have that confidence (I’m way to awkward and shy to have her confidence but still!) I just love her!! She and Bruce own my UwUs
Thor: is that even a question?!? He is a LITERAL GOD!! He is a golden retriever personified! He is such a strong person physically, emotionally, and mentally and how can we forget his arms!! And even if your a straight male are you gonna try and tell me that you haven’t had a thought of getting a hug from him?!!? And if you say you haven’t your lying like COME ON HOW DO YOU NOT WANT A HUG FROM HIM!!!!
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peaches-faust · 5 years
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" Why are people shipping Marinette with Luka? Adrien is clearly her love interest!"
Bruce Banner's love interest was Betty Ross, didn't stop people from shipping him with Thor.🤷🏾‍♀️
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eightdoctor · 5 years
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check out my bretty playlist!!!
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kyber-infinitygems · 8 months
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Bruce for the character ask please!!
Sexuality Headcanon: Bisexual, he discovered it fairly recently during his adventure with Thor.
Gender Headcanon: Cis man, but I’m thinking he considers using he/they pronouns since he’s technically multiple people.
A ship I have with said character: ThorBruce, but I also really like Bretty.
A BROTP I have with said character: Besides Lucille? I love platonic Science Bros, he and Tony had a great dynamic.
A NOTP I have with said character: Brutasha, full stop.
A random headcanon: Bruce is an amazing cook after his years of traveling the world when he was on the run and knows hundreds of recipes.
General Opinion over said character: He’s really been through it when it comes to inconsistent writing and off-screen development, but I still love him in every way. 💚
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rogueninja · 2 years
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hi kat ^^ star wars for the fandom asks? (it can be from any of the og trilogy to the sequels/spinoffs)
the character i least understand
honestly rey... i don't feel like any of the writers/directors agreed on who she was or what she was like and i feel like i don't understand her really as a person...
interactions i enjoyed the most
mando and omera in s1e4 of the mandalorian. the longing looks and how she treats him more as a person than a mandalorian (unlike everyone prior to that episode), recognizes his role as a father to grogu. his body language is so relaxed around her. idk they were cute and i'll never give up on loving their relationship T_T
the character who scares me the most
hmmmm darth vader i guess?? he was legitimately very indimidating in the OT. also anakin (like episode 2 anakin) is sooo disturbing for obvious reasons.
the character who is mostly like me
obi-wan maybe????? (this question is the hardest like literally who am i)
hottest looks character
trilla suduri from jedi fallen order (wife)
one thing i dislike about my fave character
(din djarin) he gave away baby yoda :( din why
one thing i like about my hated character
(xi'an (twi'lek from mando season 1)) she uhhh is entertaining. and played by that one lady! who i like in other stuff
a quote or scene that haunts me
ok there's this scene in TCW when ahsoka beheads a bunch of mandalorians at once i think and like it's bretty brutal AND in a kids show AND she's a jedi and i was like OMG??? there are actually a bunch of scenes from TCW, like when those ear worms infect the clones and ahsoka has to kill the ones attacking them (and she really doesn't seem to care lol). ALSOO this one scene where ventress like kisses a guy (maybe a clone??) before stabbing him. i found out that scene was actually cut from the aired tv show but they added back on disney+ lololol.
a character i wish died but didn’t
i really really really really wish palpatine had stayed dead. resuurecting for the sequel trilogy was the stupidest story decision ever.
my ship that never sailed
mandomera T_____T do i dare hold out for season 3? (clown behavior)
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jahdalli · 3 years
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A casual conversation whit this two
Reference: friends
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•God loves you ❤️•
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superblizzardfire · 4 years
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Some Bruce ships and why I like them
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ThorBruce: So pure. Absolute cinnamon rolls. Height differences, post-Hulk and post-battle H/C. Thor making happy sparks. Bruce loosening up as he has a Hulk-proof boyfriend. Being protective of each other. 2012 era flustered Bruce and flirty Thor domestic shenanigans.
Science Bros: The original OG6 ship. Two nerds sharing one braincell. Lab sex. A lot of sex in general. Angst, cuddles, they understand each other. Bruce finding a home. Lots of tech.
HulkEye: Chaotic. So chaotic. Post-Hulk Bruce appreciating Clint's awful taste in junk food. All of the meet cutes. Clint bringing out Bruce's playful side. Hulk is a puppy around Clint.
Brutasha: Smol ruffled boyf and his girlf who could snap him in half. Learning who they are, not just killing machines. Bonding over old sci-fi. Natasha likes picking him up and carrying him places.
American Pi: Super underrated ship. Two quiet gents drinking cocoa together. Bruce helping Steve adjust to modern life. So much fluff. Or it's mega kinky sex, there's no in between for some reason.
Dr Pepperony: The OT3. Bruce being the cautious new addition and getting plenty of love and reassurance. Pepper owns the one braincell of the group whilst her boys stay up late Sciencing. Lots of love and understanding. And sex.
Green Screen: Weird but adorable. JARVIS bonding with him over music choices in the lab. A shared sense of humour. Bruce helping him discover himself. An appreciation for sunset walks. JARVIS watching over him. Scientific chatter. Tech sex (obviously).
Bretty: The original ship. Surprise reunions, Betty following him in the news, lots of texting. They've both grown. Hulk is besotted with her. She befriends Jane and Helen and everyone talks Science. Nights on the tower roof stargazing.
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