#bring back the crabs

[lunadensmidnightprowl]

Every other social media site in March: hey what's up I guess it's march now

Tumblr:

#ides of march #tumblr #tumblr heritage #hellsite (affectionate) #bring back the crabs

[bohdank]

We do not promise anything but... 😏

#very important internet checkmarks #important blue internet checkmark #double checkmark #crabs my beloved #time for crabs #bring back the crabs #tumblrmart

[hydrohobbyist]

He's just such a vibrant face. Love him to bits.

#fishblr #bring back the crabs #crabcore #terrarium #vampire crab

[thestaffoffice]

there is simply nothing more tumblr™️ than goncharov.

#thestaffoffice #staff interactions #staff 🦀 #/j for legal reasons #bring back the crabs #the staff office #goncherov #goncharav #gonchposting #goncharov #goncharov 1973 #scorsese goncharov #martin scorsese #martin scorsese goncharov #matteo jwhj 0715 #katya deserved better #katya #ice pick joe #naples #staff #goncharov movie #Goncharov film #tumblr culture #unreality #continued gonching #gonchrey #gonchandrey #goncharov art #goncharov meta #goncharov headcanons

[dewdropsonpinecones]

#there is no queen of england #queen of england #queen elizabeth #the queen is dead #crab rave day #rip princess diana you would have loved the crabrave #crab rave #bring back the crabs #she died #megamind #supernatural #destiel #the queen died

[bluemeetgrey]

if I get over 60 notes on this post I am going to purchase a pair of blue checkmarks. I don’t care about being important! I just want to watch them turn into crabs! 🦀

#tumblr #crabs #bring back the crabs

[missustree]

worry not, human ASCII artists

#crab art #release the crabs #bring back the crabs #crab #ascii art #chatgpt #art #aiart #ai #openai #artificial intelligence

[shy-petty-weirdo]

You know the queen dying explains why tumblr has been advertising the crab 🦀 for the past like two weeks

#queen Elizabeth #queen #uk #tumblr #she’s dead #tumblr crabs #bring back the crabs

[mollycustard]

Nobody:

Every crustacean right now:

How do the crabs make you feel?

#time for crab #crabby #bring back the crabs #crabs everywhere #more crabs #very thing is crabs #pink #pastel #pastel pink

[when-is-tuesday]

California crabs are unforgettable

in the sand with holes leading up

#time for crab #bring back the crabs #crab

[arsenymph]

Apparently a few days ago there were eleven billion crabs in alaska that went missing. The crab massacre. The crabssacre. *Eleven billion*. That is an *unfathomable* amount of crabs. What the actual fuck. Like what causes *eleven billion* crabs to go missing. Was that a crab holocaust??? Judging by the numbers thats about 1833.33 repeating holocausts. What the fuck happened in the crab community to cause that many crabocausts? And in fucking alaska too of all places. Did they just have a mass genocide of crabs in alaska??? Are they swtching to crabs as currency????? Why the fuck are there that many missing crabs?? Are they supplying the money laundering scheme known as red lobster???? Are they using those crabs to fill up red lobster warehouses so that those crabs can be swathed in butter and baked and boiled to feed the masses? Does this mean from an economic standpoint red lobster is going to become cheaper? What will the effects be of these missing crabs? What is going to happen??? Will the entire world feel the impact of the missing crabs?? Because i sure am feeling the impact. *Eleven billion*....... god rest their crabby souls...

ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT: it could potentially be a government scheme. Maybe scientists found some weird property in crabs that could potentially help with aging. We all know that the government is in cahoots with some weird shit, there's no way that the government is not being controlled and controlling people en masse. So what if crabs are the secret to anti aging. since they figured out that we were onto their child murder and abduction scheme, what if crab blood is used to the same effect as child blood??? What if the fact that crabs blood is blue has some strange metaphysical property to it that would stop the body and the mind from aging??? Are crabs the secret to eternal life??? THINK ABOUT IT. Why do only rich people eat sea food????? Like crabs and lobster???? WHY DO WE ASSOCIATE CRABS AND LOBSTER WITH BEING RICH???? BECAUSE THE WORLD LEADERS ARE USING THEM FOR THEIR SCHEMES. THEY RAN OUT OF CHILD BLOOD. NOW THEY HAVE SLAUGHTERED AND CRABNAPPED ELEVEN BILLION OF THESE CRUSTACEANS TO USE FOR THEIR EVIL, SLIMY DEEDS. BRING BACK THE GENERAL MASSES CRABS, YOU FIENDS. YOU CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS, ELITES. WE'RE FUCKIN ONTO YOU AND YOUR CRABBY, COLD, BLUE BLOODED SCHEMES.

#crab #bring back the crabs #thinking out loud

[lunadensmidnightprowl]

Since the last one was a hit, my contribution to the Ghostbusters fandom.

#ghostbusters #ghostbusters memes #ghostbusters 1984 #ray stantz #egon spengler #winston zeddemore #peter venkman #janine melnitz #louis tully #walter peck #bring back the crabs #for the people! #memes

[hydrohobbyist]

Lotus pods often times contain snacks and treats for these guys. A little enrichment for the little guys.

#fishblr #bring back the crabs #crabcore #vampire crab #paludarium #terrarium

[thestaffoffice]

excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, full-makeup pikachu man?

#he will save us all #✨him✨ #thestaffoffice #staff interactions #staff 🦀 #/j for legal reasons #bring back the crabs #the staff office #sponsored pikachu man merch #sponsored pikachu #sponsored pikachu man #pikachu man #pikachu makeup man #pikachu cosplay #pikachu cosplay guy #pukicho #pika pika #pikachu ad #pikachu man Ad #sponsored pikachu man ad #hellsite #grumblr #scrungly #him

[red-gyarados]

If @staff wants to really celebrate Trump's indictment I think they should give us free crabs for the rest of the day just saying

#tumblr #bring back the crabs #trump indictment #🦀 #crab rave

[jessecantread]

crying right now over the 1 billion crabs that went missing

where did they go?

i hope they’re okay

#1 billion crabs #bring back the crabs #crabs