#british lad

[zzzinternetperson]

Finally holidays! I couldn‘t have waited one day longer. Normally I wouldn‘t choose a seat in the middle. But knowing who has taken 14 and 16, I take the 15.

Did you know we served special bananas on board ? We even gave you 5 and you devoured them. Wait, have your feet…. always been this weird ? Yeah, you’ve always had smelly monkey feet, my bad!

Enjoy your flight lad!

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Sexuality ; Gay

Status ; verse

Musk ; 8/10 Mostly coming from your new, monkey feet and thick toes. There’s some sweaty teenager musk coming from your pits too.

Butt size ; 5.5/10 It’s… average. Just a little rounder maybe, nothing special, and nothing that can bulge out of your tracksuits and giggle, unfortunately.

Dick size ; 7/10, Now there’s your biggest asset.

Farts ; 7/10, yup, you’re gassy.. and they don’t smell good.

Muscles ; 5.5/10

Intelligence ; 3/10 you’re a monkey after all…

Overall looks ; 9/10.

If you have any questions about your new body, feel free to ask me in PMS!

#animal tf #male transformation #straight to gay #smelly feet #scally lad #British lad #musk

[sh3sthnderstorms]

alex turner and matt helders as young lads lol

the images weren’t originally in black and white, I just edited them that way because it makes them seem like they’d be old dudes nowadays even tho they’re both like 36 hehe

#arctic monkeys #alex turner #matt helders #british boys #british lad #nostalgic #whatever people say i am that's what i'm not #favorite worst nightmare #humbug #suck it and see #AM #tranquility #the car #i'm going back to 505 #arabella #knee socks #i wanna be yours #r u mine #i want it all #stop the world i want to get off #2013 #evil twin #indie rock #2014 music #2014 revival #indie sleaze #505

[strawbeii]

as an irish person from dublin im absolutely praying that scotland, wales & northern ireland get their independance from that trainwreck of a country

also charles looked like a total clown in that outfit, i hope he dies in the most embarrassing way possible

#uk politics #king charles iii #british royal family #scotland #wales #northern ireland #uk #ireland #good luck lads #text

[cherrybby0923]

so scary lmao

#gaslight gatekeep girlboss #girlblogging #just girly things #lana del rey #cher horowitz #dark coquette #this is what makes us girls #2000s #2014 tumblr #90s supermodels #rory gilmore #luke x lorelai #adriana lima #adrien agreste #gloomy coquette #femme fatale #femcel #fit lads #arctic monkeys #alexa chung #alex turner #i wanna be yours #coqeutte #girly pop #hell is a teenage girl #lana del slay #doll parts #damon salvatore #british royal family #britpop

[scallyloversposts]

This guy is so sexy.

#british lads #hotmen #scally #scallies #hot british men #scallyheaven #nike air force one #nike air force 1 #nike 97

[autism-calzone]

🗿🗿the pillar bros! 🗿🗿

#both of them DESERVE their happy ending 😭/ #yeah sorry ur bro's still dead gerome but like. that spaghetti secret treasure was mega tasty/ #pizza tower #gerome the janitor #pillar john #myart #can't believe gerome's canonically british btw.... lad culture represENTTT/

[thatumbrellaoni]

whenever ryou is described as "polite", I always thought, in terms of jp, that that meant he uses polite speech (aka keigo) regardless of whom hes talking to. iirc the english version of the manga, which I read many years ago, didnt (or cant) really reflect this nuance accurately, so I took that information at face value for the longest time.

now that Im rereading the series in jp (currently on volume 6 of the bunkobons, which means ryous only been around for 3 volumes), Ive discovered that... ryous speech is pretty casual. almost on par with yugi's, actually. the most glaring difference between them is yugi infrequently adds the masculine assertive particle/indicator ぜ at the end of his sentences

and sometimes fuses his vowels (ie. どう → どー).

Im still early into the series tho (duelist kingdom) and Im not sure if yugi stops doing so later on (aka battle city onwards). btw in the DM anime, these mannerisms were only done by atem (which is also markedly different in the manga). I also dont know if ryous speech pattern changes as the series goes on but we'll see! I doubt it tho.

one thing I found quite funny tho is this scene!

JOUNOUCHI: Whoa!! You're still carrying that dangerous thing around!!

RYOU: It's fine! As long as I don't wear it, it's harmless!

ryou uses なけりゃ which is the colloquial/informal form of なければ (meaning "not"). and then he tacks on だもん at the end, which is cutesy/childish (like, "you know!", "come on!", or "listen now!") and expresses dissatisfaction.

so hes being quite petulant/indignant here 🤭 and, well, it says quite a bit about how attached he is to the ring.

if we take ryous words literally, what hes saying is,

"It's fine! If I don't wear it, it's a plain thing, you know!"

but anyway, what Ive learned through my reread is ryou is decent at best, very mild-mannered, and doesnt quite fit the idea of "polite" Ive been led to believe. I mean, he occasionally has a sharp tongue but its not like hes throwing out DA★ZE in his sentences like every other character around him who uses rough language lmao

oh! you know who uses very polite speech tho?

this lil guy!

🥰🥰🥰

#ryou bakura #bakura ryou #yugioh #ygo #as someone who isnt familiar with the 4kids dub #finding out he was reimagined as a british lad to reflect that was very bizarre to me #ただの物だもん！ #very cute #I read a pixiv comic once where bakura was very confused and upset that ryou was using だもん at him #it was in the tone of 'dont use cutesy language with me! it wont work on me landlord!' #but it did lmao #I should find that comic again #you cant take yugioh out of the girl

[strawb3rrysunda3]

not mine but pissed me off so much THE MAN IS NOT A BASIC BITCH

Also KFC?! SERIOUSLY OH MY GOD 💀

"the classics"

Aka

"I refuse to study this character there fore I will go off of basic stereotypical answers that may or may not be racist." YOU BASIC BITCH

Gaz my love my sweetie you deserve so much more that fucking KFC and McDonald's also I'm sure your pancakes are top tier, we need more than this though

Also... white monster... I'm taking that how I am rn hold on **WHITE** monster yeah ok-

Ok for y'all who want a real answer let's do some research TOGETHER.

Gaz is very quick on his feet as in his wiki for MW he completed his training course in 19 seconds! He's also very chill and extremely funny based off the dialogue in MW2 with lazwell and price, he's very dedicated and does research. He's a smart cookie 😊 he got along with Alejandro and Rudy so I say he's very much an extrovert/ people guy since everyone he's met LOVES HIM. So I'd say he's a fan of group meals, loves eating with about anyone he knows especially soap and price since he's gotten along with them for awhile. He's also feisty so he also probably eats quickly too as the military is always on the move so that's kinda obvious. For favorite foods I've done some research

Gaz was born and raised in London England and his parents are of Ghanaian decent wow! So doing some research on the foods I tried to find as home made as possible cause I'm sure England doesn't have a lot of foods from that culture so ive decided his favorite food is drum roll please!

Boiled yam or plantain with Kontomire stew! It looks soo good oh my god- with koobi fish and smoked macarel since London is literally an island their fish varatey is up there! So most of the ingredients are easy finds or can be grown to be made. Which makes an easy yet cultural home made dish that I think suits him very well with his high metabolism.

Do your research so I don't have to clean up your mess 🫶

#cod mw2 #modern warefare ii #cod mw3 #call of duty #modern warfare 3 #kyle gaz garrick #gaz cod #my boy is so cute #do your own research #favorite foods #ghanaian culture #OYE LAD HES BRITISH SO HE EATS NOT BRITISH FOOD SHITS BLAND #smart cookie

[daguerreotyping]

Postcard depicting the aftermath of Mensur (a student duel in which the goal is less to avoid injury than to take it stoically and wear the resulting scars as badges of honor), Heidelberg, Germany, c. 1900s

#university teaches so many valuable life skills—chief among them how to stand still and block a sword with your face #...is this not just the much older posher German equivalent of that British Lads Hit Each Other With Chair video #like on the one hand... why? on the other hand... why's it kinda hot #early 20th century #1900s #historical fashion #men's fashion #menswear #uniforms #mensur #fencing #vintage photography #postcard #vintage men

[russellius]

GEORGE to the squirrel snacking from the trash: 'ello mate! What are you doing? What are you doing... Little cheeky bugger!

via

#george russell #f1 #*m #20 #(THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD) #(the most british lad)

[moonchild-in-blue]

So, we all know that ii is a beast on the drums right? Like, the dude is disgustingly good. In my head, he's just as bad at singing.

ii cannot hold a note for dear life. That does not stop him from imitating Vessel though.

#he's a drummer okay? he doesn't NEED to sing. #tell me those british lads don't get smashed on their off time. tell me ii doesn't do the most god-awful drunk rendition of alkaline. #complete with vocal runs and all #sleep token #sleep token ii

[riotvandemofan]

Don’t get the wrong idea, I am forever a devoted hater of the GQ France mag photoshoot, but I need to stop lying to myself about the impact that the Alex with a rifle and a cowboy coat pic has had on my little brain chemicals. 

#huuuuge brainworms about this British lad living alone in the modern American north countryside #just doin his stuff #driving around and being a ranger with a nasty stare #modern cowboy Alex my beloved !!! #he’s…lonesome…ill mannered…and wild…and dusty #and very rude to strangers… a bit of a hermit #but gets mocking flirty??mm??*brain explodes* #I need to regain sanity #still don’t know how to feel about the quiff #hate drawing it and this man isn’t Alex it’s like a evil clone tbh #alex turner #arctic monkeys #am #alex turner art #alex turner fanart #arctic monkeys fanart #am era

[cherrybby0923]

in a coquette way 🎀

#gaslight gatekeep girlboss #girlblogging #just girly things #lana del rey #cher horowitz #this is what makes us girls #2014 tumblr #90s supermodels #2000s #dark coquette #gloomy coquette #coqeutte #my year of rest and relaxation #adrien agreste #hell is a teenage girl #femcel #fit lads #british royal family #i wanna be yours #arctic monkeys #alex turner #alexa chung #ultraviolence #lana unreleased #lana del slay #luke x lorelai #rory gilmore #tumblr fyp #americana #girly pop

[scallyloversposts]

#british lads #hotmen #scally #scallies #hot british men #scallyheaven #nike 95 #nike tn #nike 97 #nike huarache

[rodolfoparras]

Thinking about how Price is a big fan of terms of endearment | 18+, MINORS DNI

Price loves using terms of endearment with you and it’s not uncommon for him to refer to you as “my love”, “sweetheart”, “angel” even. Matter of fact he uses those more than your actual name.

But his favorite?

His favorite one is boy. Simple in its form, plain even to some, but it did the job and was useful in many ways than one.

If you were going head to head about something that really didn’t matter in the end, and you got a bit ahead of yourself by saying something you shouldn’t say he’d grab you by the scruff of your neck, pull you close so you’d be standing face to face and say “you hear yourself boy? Hm?” His voice would be all gruff, his grip firm, tone a bit too stern but the word oh the word would be enough to remind you of the love and affection he had for you.

While out and about on a mission, you wouldn’t be able to be affectionate with each other- bound to keep to keep it professional and your relationship privat. It wasn’t always a hard task -until it was. Especially in moments were you’d be crouched down, weapon in hand as you peaked through a hole in the wall, awaiting the signal so that you’d be able to set off your weapon. Price would be crowed, toe to toe with the grim reaper himself, and your hands would be shaking, trigger taunting the pad of your finger but you wouldn’t be able to press down on it, not until he’d give you permission to do it.

“Now” At last, his voice would crackle through the intercom and the tip of your finger would meet the trigger, setting off your weapon.

You’d still be in your original position when he’d turn on his heel to face you. Despite the distance you’d still be able to see the smile on his face, the way his eyes crinkled at the corners and you’d be able hear his voice loud and clear as he said the words

“That’s my boy”

And if you were to find yourself in rather compromising positions with the Captain himself- positions where he’d have one leg on each side of your head and his crotch dangerously close to your face- positions where his chest would be flush against your back as he kept his hand on your dick- or even with you pinned down on your back as he thrusted relentlessly into your hole, you’d hear the words

“what’s that boy? Tell me what you want”

And if you managed to get out a response, you’d be rewarded with the words “that’s it, that’s captain’s boy”

#captain John price #John price #captain John price x reader #captain John price x male reader #John price x reader #John price x male reader #call of duty #Alec writes #also if it feels out of the ball court bc he’s British and lad is more likely for him to use #I like to pretend he picked it up by hanging around Americans u know #also none of this is real I just want him to call me BOu while he ***** ** **** #sorry for mistakes #this was a super quick Drabble #I got inspired