#bro how do i tag you

[sanguinebladess]

Dog that goes GORP

#regretevator #regretevator split #regretevator fanart #roblox #bro how do you tag stuff #art #fanart #i dunno

[samofmine]

how many times do you think sam used "please? for me?" on dean? especially growing up, batting his eyelashes and giving him the Puppy Eyes™️ and acting like he could fit in dean's pocket?

can't we stay here for another month? will you please ask dad? please? for me?

can you cancel your date and stay in tonight? please? for me?

and dean didn't even stop to think about it before he did what sammy asked because there's nothing sam could ever ask of him he wouldn't do or give or kill but at the same time he would get so annoyed because sam knew exactly the power he had over him. but eventually he came to terms with it and got used to the idea of having sammy as both a brother and a religion and just accepted his fate.

"please? for me?"

"amen."

#sam and dean #weirdchesters #they are sooooo #wincest #sammy is a needy baby bro #“can you teach me how to kiss? i dont want to be the only one in class who never kissed before” #“sammy thats not such a good idea” #*puppy-eyes* “please? for me?” #*dean's mind* what am i gonna do? say no? #forgot to add the #weecest #tag

[itsfarashi]

The beginnings of a Silent Hill comic that I want to do my darndest to finish, starting with a recap of the leave ending.

#silent hill 2 spoilers #Silent Hill #Silent Hill 2 #silent hill fanart #fan comic #digital painting #i meant to wait until i had more pages complete to post this but #alas #i am impatient #and these took a week and a half to do #you can be SURE the rest of the comic won't look like this #cel shading... #how i miss you... #james sunderland #mary sunderland #maria silent hill #sh2 #are these too many tags #idk bro #imma keep going #tag tag tag

[shima-draws]

HHFHGHHH caught up with the Dungeon Meshi anime…can’t even describe how absolutely fucked up it was to watch Laios have to reassemble the digested bones of his dead sister (that were drenched in her blood) piece by piece. Like. Idk how homie didn’t go through a mental breakdown in the middle of that

#I guess bc reviving the dead is so NORMALIZED in the dungeon #He was like yeah I’ll just. Have fun sorting through my own sister’s bones!! Because she’ll come back to life so it’s fine!! #How do you not get PTSD from that. That would fuck me up SO bad #Even if I knew she’d be coming back to life #After that every time I looked at her I would think ‘I’ve touched every single one of the bones inside you. I’ve seen your SKELETON’ #Fucking HELL bro. #Dungeon Meshi #Dungeon Meshi spoilers #Delicious in Dungeon #Shima speaks #Ask to tag #Laios Touden #Falin Touden

[chloecherrysip]

Mario, why do you look like a bear? What is this!?

#mario movie #mario movie spoilers #mario and luigi #super mario bros #super mario bros movie spoilers #cherrysip edits #she'd never gif this scene AGAIN they said. WELL THEY WERE WRONG!!!! #I'LL GIF IT A HUNDRED TIMES IF I WANT TO!!! NO ONE WILL STOP ME #so here u go these are basically the biggest highest-quality gifs of this scene i can possibly make lol. THE DETAILSSS #luigi's grip looks so unsteady in the third gif ;_; also mario breathing so hard in the second-to-last gif ;_; all of it is the end of me #also i love how it takes luigi physically tugging on mario's ears to snap him out of his adoring grin <3 HE LOVES HIS BROTHERRRR #also RIP to the theater footage of this i shot on my phone a month ago. you served me (and a lot of other people) very well!!! NEVER 4GET #(if you tag this as ship i will block you!! just to be very clear!! DON'T DO THAT)

[brother-emperors]

ALRIGHT okay I will attempt to explain this to the best of my ability, which is currently being held together by tape and coffee

so I have a long running post philippi story focusing on the octavian-antony divorce arc conflict and it's heavily dramatized and full of dead people. it's one part historical, one part my own invention, and one part fucking around with ideas (or the lack there of) in movies about antony and cleopatra. many of which are bad! however. there is a bad one that's actually good. like, I wouldn't recommend it except that I talk about it constantly.

it's the 1953 movie, Serpent of the Nile and I have not known peace since watching it. it's one of the more interesting takes on antony and cleopatra (TO ME), and more importantly: I'm obsessed with the plot point where antony helps lucilius escape egypt to warn octavian.

this scene is partially inspired by that! this scene is partially inspired by several things, but that's the one to mention bc I haven't published any of this story except for the periodic scene I've drawn for fun so listing the rest of it will not add to this experience and also I’m very sleepy right now

the egyptian wall backgrounds in the first page and the last page are of a tomb wall painting, the third page uses an illustration of the death of antony for shakespeare's antony and cleopatra, and on the second page is actually my own painting of antony and cleopatra after giambattista pittoni's painting of antony, cleopatra, and the famous pearl incident

additionally, that last page. the floor. that's a relief commemorating the battle of actium. I'd been reading about depictions of actium and it is. intriguing, especially since my first thought wrt to all of that is usually abt the bodies in the water and how they'll never be buried or antony's parthian fuck up setting the stage for all of this.

also this specifically. fascinating.

Representations and Re-presentations of the Battle of Actium, Barbara Kellum

#mark antony #lucilius #roman empire tag #drawing tag #komiks tag #long post #antony and octavian are divorced but also in a 'the monster you know' kind of way #octavian's reaction to antony's hello is to turn to octavia and say 'how sweet. I almost miss him. what do you think?' #sometimes a marriage is to two people but also that's on antony for not realizing the extent of which marrying octavia was also marrying #octavian. you know. like bro. that scene in the french musical where octavia is like no :( i love him :( and octavian is like #he FUCKED ME OVER BY FUCKING OVER YOU. that's what it is #god have i ever talked to you guys about french musical octavian. obsessed with him. what on earth is going on with that guy #anyway! farewell! I have been watching the live action one piece and I NEED to draw mihawk and shanks RIGHT NOW

[torchstelechos]

I do think its really important to remember that SY was suppose to be the villain character but its only because of his kindness and newly gained life that he didn’t end as one. In the very beginning of the story we learn that Peerless Cucumber Bro often left comments on how SJ didn’t get his dues and needed to be punished more, and only after he transmigrated did he acknowledge how awful of a death SJ had. He also made point to explain that he only read the book for LBH, which he noted to enjoy his decisive actions and deft ability to kill. Markedly, he liked his brutality and personality over the erotica that the majority of PIDW fans enjoyed. Peerless Cucumber Bro is someone who loves action and the ability to cut right to the chase, something that he does not do and most likely has difficulty with in his world.

Speaking of, it is something to note that Peerless Cucumber bro is rich. He had head chefs, he could pay for a 6k+ chapter book of erotica in 20 days, he noted that he could not understand SJs envy and ambition for power since he lives well, and he even noted to himself that his family was well off. He is incredibly wealthy, and it shows. Which is important to note because he, not once, showed any guilt or remorse on dying and leaving his family behind. Yes, he sometimes refers to people as being similar to his family but he never showed any pain for losing that life like he did when he lost LBH. This is important because I genuinely think SY was depressed and self destructive to himself, which goes against popular HC that he was chronically/terminally ill (I do like this HC and like how its portrayed in fanfiction). It would explain how he ended up dying all alone by himself, and how blase he was to his own life and death.

SQQ is a self destructive force who ended up dying three times, and didn’t feel anything about death itself. He was worried about others and the effect it had on them, but for himself it was up and on again like it never happened. He does not care for his health, had self isolated as SY to the point he died alone, and has a horrible self esteem to the point that he continuously agrees when other people put him down and often calls himself the villain. Even though we have seen the evidence of someone who is always being thrust into new situations and awful plots, he calls himself lazy and easy going. He hides his thoughts and feelings behind his fan and has a remarkably thin face. At the very base of his actions and his thoughts, he is self destructive, powerful, and smart. This is the set up for a villain.

However, when shown the actual people in front of him and forced to act as SJ did towards LBH and his disciples, he flinches from it. He notes that it happening in front of him was different. His entire self soothing comedy monologue went quiet when he had to enforce the Endless Abyss scene, and grieved for the childish innocence he killed from one of his favourite people. SY was set up to be the villain and obviously thinks of himself as one, but can not act as one. If he had the choice LBH would have been his sticky sweet white lotus disciple for as long as LBH wished to be.

His kindness, as seen in the book, is what turned him from being “the scumbag villain” to the protagonist we see in the novels. Which, yes, he is a protagonist! He even has the protag halo that LBH has and its very funny in the meta way for SQQ not to realize this, but thats for another post. But he loves his disciples, he loves his peak lord siblings, he loves his Binghe, he loves his new life, and he is kind. That is what kept him from being the villain he sees himself as, his kindness and love for others. Whether that be romantic, platonic, or familial, he loves the people he has met and he treats them kindly. That is why it is important to remember that he was set up as the villain by everything in the story we do not see, but what we do see is him continuously changing the story to fit a new genre that lets as many people as he can save live. Sorry sorry, I just think about SY being set up as a villain so much. It changes a lot of views I have on the series when I remember the duality of SYs story and character development.

#SVSSS #scumbag self saving system #Shen Yuan #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #Meta #I think?? Haha I dont usually do metas but I dont know how to write fanfic for this series #so Im just writing down my thoughts on the characters #Like how if we see this from the PIDW characters POV SY is truly a villain #Its just something that makes me laugh because he is a villain just as much as he isnt! #what a wonderful complex character to write for. This type of story. #I wonder if Peerless Cucumber Bro would forgive me for writing meta about him?? I think he would be kind of happy but utterly disgusted #ew fans that actually think im complex even though Im a really simple person with no hidden motives -SQQ probably #I love this fucking idiot so much I relate to him on a spirtual level and think he was probably depress to the point of having A Plan. #if you know what I mean #because I still think him reading PIDW entirely in 20 days marks a special occasion for something and if its not for the final chapter... #Anyway #I love this stupid sweet potato of a character #Oh! New tag! #Sweet Potato SQQ #for archiving puproses on meta for him #Probably not good meta I didnt even add quotes or page numbers Im just talking out my ass from what I remember #Watch me write an essay on this lmao

[boobgoogler]

this drawing took shrimply everything from my soul and turned it into soup to bare at the turn of the century Haii kay bye

#ace attorney #mo art #tgaa #ryunosuke naruhodo #the great ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #my art #kazuma asogi #tgaa 2 spoilers #tgaa spoilers #asoryuu #asoryuri #YEAH THEY ARE BUTCHES COME @ ME BRO #haha ont though i am so small and tiny #anyway #lol um #hey how are you doing #this drawing took like 3 days #and i only finished it bc i hit 100 followers on twitter so #any twitter ppl haiii #go follow me there i post more sketches #i love the tagging here though #so i shall always come back to my roots #love you all #if you want the speed draw just put it in the comments and ill put it in here #love and peace #on planet earth #yayy

[endless-brainrot]

still not used to making my own posts but i wanted to point out that when leo came home looking like this (i forgot which episode it was)

mikey thought hed been crying, and IMMEDIATELY jumped off his chair to hug him

HE LOVES HIS OLDER BROTHER.

#people who say his brothers are abusive? yeah. does this look like someone who gets abused to you #this is someone who loves his big bros #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012 #admittedly i do not know how to tag this AT ALL MDJSKS #mikey 2012 #tmnt 2k12 #posting my own posts is so so embarrassing for me actually and i dont know why

[unvexes]

this is their dynamic to me

#esther canonically gnc soooooo real. anyways. #i loge you stupid speech bubble memes. theyre so funny to me. #solve it squad #the solve it squad returns #tin can bros #tcb #how tf do i tag this #uhhhh. #keith swanson #esther #mine

[borzoilover69]

Height headcanons.

Honestly as far as significant height differences go im on the tamer side significant height differences are crazy man.

#homestuck #hom3stuck #borzoi talks #borzoi meta #i guess? #if you think abt it you dont really see many people with taller height differences #i saw this crazy height difference betwene the harlenglishes and the rest of their friends on twitter today and went wow. thats craaazy. #they had them at like 6’11 bro i think thats too tall man #but hey what do i know #like how are you going to draw art when one of these fellas only comes up to the waist man #idk im ranting jn tags

[wrylu]

FUCK!!! it's finally done. after a whole day

COD CHARACTERS, but they're B U G S

cw insects!! if you get hibbie jibbies from buggo art or just bugs in general, u can scroll💗

and for those who wanna see the art, it looks better if you click on it and zoom in on it or something :)

the worms in my brain bothered me last night to draw cod characters but they're bugs and this morning i started IMMEDIATELY

at the cost of my fingers, wrists, and hands 🕊

the amount of tags on this one.

#((NOTE: ok first of all WHEN I FIRST POSTED THIS HALF OF THE TAGS GOT FUCKING DELETED SO IM CURRENTLY WRITING THEM ALL AGAIN UGH. #and then it deleted it the second time. omfg. im so angry why tumblr WHY. anyway #... alejandro and rudy don't have like depicting accessories or attributes but i tried #so like i just made the cicada angry because alejandro just LOOKS FUCKING ANGRY ALL THE TIME like bro is 😠 #and if u squint and look very closely you can see one of rudy's moles on the ant's face. clever i know #didn't have enough room for nik so he's just fking floating next to price <3 #didn't know how to do the skull balaclava for ghost so yeah looks a TEENY bit weird #and if u squint AGAIN on farah's head u can see her accessories !! #and gaz's hat is so tiny. idk why i did that LMAO #and if u noticed yes yes yes the red caterpilliar mark IS supposed to be johnny's scar. (im amazing) #there WILL be more of bug cod characters. #maybe even some cute fluffy bug shipping heeheehoo #is this an au? #“AU but cod characters are bugs”)) #wrylu #lu's canvas #au #cod #call of duty #alex keller #farah karim #john price #nikolai cod #rodolfo parra #alejandro vargas #kyle garrick #soap mactavish #simon riley #Call of Duty: Bug AU

[theminecraftbee]

Normally, traitors aren’t frog-marched to the Emperors themselves, regardless of what rank of information they had. These aren’t normal circumstances, though, Techno bemoans to himself. For one, the man is refusing to speak anything but French and a tiny amount of broken Bayesh. For another, on being made, he immediately handed over about three folders of classified information then loudly waited for handcuffs to be put on him.

Phil is lounging in his throne; he’d never been one for propriety. This leaves Techno to be, uh, the actually serious one. The one adorned in uniform, sitting and glowering down. It’s lucky that the traitor isn’t a pigman, because Techno isn’t actually great at glowering, but humans are weird about pigman facial expressions so he should be fine?

The traitor stands before them and grins. In perfect Bayesh, he says: “Finally. It took way too long for you to catch me, bitch.”

Techno pauses. He stares. In Piglish, he barks to his guards: “Everyone out. It’s Leader business.”

They file out. They’ll be waiting outside. Phil straightens in his seat and reaches for his own sword.

Techno, laboriously, drags his hand across his face. He switches back to Bayesh. God, does he regret being fluent in multiple languages sometimes. “What are you doing here, Tommy.”

“Showing you your intelligence weak points, fucker. Do you know how easy it is to slip Bayesh spies in here? I was smooth. A smooth customer. I was hearing classified milkitary secrets—”

“You were caught within two hours,” Techno says.

“That’s—that’s just what you think, innit?” Tommy says. Phil laughs. He’s the real traitor here.

“Tommy. I don’t wanna have to cause an international incident, but I’ve had a really long day, so if you just tell me who hired you to run a spy op, and why you decided it was a good idea to run it yourself, instead of sending one of your experts…”

“No one,” Tommy says.

“Hey, don’t lie you little shit. Techno might not want to start an incident but I don’t care,” Phil says. He grins and holds up his sword. “You wanna wake up in a jail cell and reveal some secrets? We may all be Leaders but it won’t stop torture from hurting.”

“What the fuck, Phil,” Tommy says.

“No one’s torturing anyone. We’ll just bomb them later if we must,” Techno says.

“And I wasn’t lying. It’s—can I take the wig off by the way? It fucking itches.”

“I despise you.”

Tommy takes off the black wig, revealing his blonde hair. “Anyway, I don’t want to work with you guys either, so I figured I’d get your attention by like, acting like we’re enemies and stuff. Got hired for espionage enough back in the day to pick up that much.”

“Who the fuck wanted you as a spy?” Phil asks.

“Fuck you,” Tommy says and doesn’t elaborate.

“Please just tell us what you want,” Techno says. “Please. I can’t handle this much you at any given time.”

“This needs to be Leader to Leader,” Tommy says, and something heavy laces his words. The hairs on Techno’s arms stand up.

“You coulda asked,” he says, in one final desperate bid for normality.

“No, I couldn’t have,” Tommy says. “I think Chip’s dead.”

Techno doesn’t notice that he’s standing until he is.

“What?”

“Yeah,” Tommy says. “Yeah. And, uh, I fucking. Need your help to figure out what happened. Before we get blamed. And I know, politically, you’ve got no reason, but if we don’t figure out—”

Techno sits back down, heavy.

“I know you understand Piglish. Let me talk in my native language. Phil.”

“Yeah, mate?”

“Go get the stuff.”

Phil’s eyes darken. “Right. That. Well, I’ll be back.”

Tommy’s voice, for the first time since Techno met him as a newly-minted Leader, standing on a wooden bench and yelling about executions, is small.

“You believe me?” he says.

“Why else would you come here?” Techno asks. “Not like we like you.”

“Good, because I’m shit at infiltrations. Would have been embarrassing if you, like, didn’t know your enemy well enough to know that,” Tommy says. He’s saying something else underneath it. Techno is neither good enough at Bayesh or at Tommy to guess what.

“Let’s work out an excuse to make a treaty. And you tell me everything.”

#smp earth #WELL THAT'S A TAG I HAVEN'T HAD TO USE IN A WHILE. #a bee fic #anyway have you ever had to excise a story hook that's appeared in your head? #anyway: in which business bay gets framed for murdering chip and unfortunately as much as tommy would like the notoriety #he can't afford to let a guy who could kill chip just run around. also no one believes him. #so he goes to the antarctic empire hoping to ruffle enough feathers to at least get them out of the way #and technoblade immediately goes 'oh god something that incredibly stupid WOULD happen to you. oh no.' #AND THEN THEY ARE FORCED TO WORK TOGETHER TO CATCH THE GODKILLER #for the record. i probably won't write this. #if you're in a certain server with me please ignore how much i've been going 'but i COULD write bedrock bros' recently i PROBABLY WONT #anyway. i thought maybe you all would like this. the worldbuilding is like. ADJACENT to empires earth? with a lot of months in-between #like it definitely has influences from when i was doing the empires earth stuff.

[tibli]

Someone: Here's why Dirkjohn sucks and doesn't make any sense! *explanation that completely misunderstands both characters*

#homestuck #dirkjohn #dirk strider #john egbert #its both annoying and hilarious lmao #im so tired of the take that dirk is like emotionless and cold #bc its like congratulations you're thinking of bro and clearly did not read any of act 6 literally whatsoever #either that or you take dirk's concept of himself entirely at face value #and with john theyre always like 'he'd hate dirk for *completely random reason* and theyd be at each others throats' #when its like. dirk edited an entire detective pony novel for jane. he knows how to mess around #and john in general doesnt usually hate people bc he's just generall a friendly guy #but also sort of emotionally detached from a lot of things #im not even like. hugely invested in the ship or anything #but i do actually think it could work tho i wont go into detail #bc the tags are already novella length lmao

[savanahyde]

love loses! he would use him as his personal beanbag in every universe

#douaka #doukaza #akadou #doumakaza #how many ship names do these fuckers have #i ship them (they make me homophobic) but if you view this as platonic i'm not gonna kill you like live your life man LOL #douma #doma #akaza #kny douma #kny akaza #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #fanart #hyde art #anyways for those who read my tags i think they're Bi4Gay bro literally has homosexuality in his eyes #really hope some people understand my vision of douma

[invaliowat]

I don’t often acknowledge the fact that Nick Bradshaw canonically died in Top Gun, BUT, if I were to do such a thing it would be like when I was thinking the other night (I know- dangerous) and I was like rip to Nick Bradshaw you woulda LOVED the 2008 classic movie Step Brothers.

#nick goose bradshaw #top gun #top gun maverick #top gun 1986 #how the fuck do I tag this #no #seriously #that’s a real question #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #ron slider kerner #idk my head is so empty #but full of shit like this #I posted this in an absolute fit of ‘fuck it we ball’ energy #guys #he WOULD have loved Step Brothers #you know #the 2008 classic I watch every three and a half months #because it’s still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen #you KNOW he and Maverick would reenact the bunk bed scene #and Ice would just come home and be like #??????? #please can it just be normal #and slider would be like thoughts and prayers bro #they can be gay in this if you want btw (they TOTALLY) are #but this was more just my stupid thoughts about how like #if Goose hadn’t died you know he would also watch that movie like every three months #and Bradley would be like please stop referencing it #it’s NOT funny #and he’d ref anyway