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firealpha2004 · 2 months
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Me trying to scroll through the Wreck It Ralph tag and seeing a p0rn post for the 420 Godzillionth time
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yumeyleo · 5 months
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mf weird as fuck, like, “i have a serious question. .. do you have. feelings?” and like i didnt feel like responding so i just repeated soemthing a character said ina certain game
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yellowymellon · 5 months
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The most unhinged mhyk thing I've done unconsciously is that I dreamt of Figaro Abt 12 times
The most unhinged mhyk thing I've done consciously is keeping them in my notes 💀
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ohayopoko · 2 years
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I ain’t chronically online Yeah I’ll hit your mans up 🤷‍♂️ get pistol whipped for some petty shit because you run around actin like you tough but you not boy. I run my city and I’m not stopping shit you can catch me if you can, I’m not fucking a fan stop lyin. I got options you got gangster shit except sliding. I’m posted in the hood but you won’t pull up because you’re a pussy. i get to piping with your gf she got a tight end 🤣🤷‍♂️ I send her back like a refund. I got a 40 on me rn I ain’t never scared we can get active and I’ll bust down. This a brick town I can bring a pitbull. I ain’t the one who started this shit I’ll lift an ass up. None of us getting touched and I’ll come vibe with some girls but one of them getting fucked. You too lazy Idk who raised you, women yell ooh baby when I walk down the street I’ll make you look so fucking stupid I’m a felon. I just want the top then she’s through you can have her back goofy
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justpinmeagainstawall · 6 months
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men who always talk to me about how horny they are: are you okay? do u need your mommy?
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aroace-polyshow · 10 months
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wtf man
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colesterstrudel · 1 year
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You answer a man’s friend request on fb and three seconds later he’s in your messages…….mf get a hobby
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chthonickore · 1 year
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This one guy constantly emailing me about his payslip even though I have nothing to do with it
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multi-kpop-fanfics · 2 years
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.....possessive wonwoo? 👀
it has been confirmed by a fucking doctor
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skipper19 · 4 months
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This fever I have is so high right now. I feel dizzy and very cold.
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scatterbrainedbot · 5 months
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cass, a professional: order of badass donbot, extra dramatic entrance!
me, nodding, banned from most kitchens: leo drama and angst, heard chef!
(shoutout to @somerandomdudelmao for yet again making feel emotions i cannot fully explain)
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patricksmom · 1 year
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my ex texted me last night 😑
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fridayyy-13th · 5 months
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i swear sometimes i think people forget that Jon's s1 skeptic act was just that—an act. it was an act!!! he believes the statements!! he's believed them since episode one! do we so soon forget that he denied the statements were real because he knew the Eye something wanted him to be scared, and he knew that was bad, so he decided to act like the statements just didn't scare him? remember, he was working with extremely limited information ("when i record the tape statements, i feel watched, like something knows i'm afraid, and i don't want it to know that"), and came up with a genuinely solid solution with what he had! not his fault that the thing watching him was a literal unknowable eldritch entity that feeds on fear, and he was just some underqualified archivist.
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elitadream · 1 year
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A princess and her community service hero. 😌💖☀️
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butchsupermario · 2 months
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hugs :(
[REBLOGS APPRECIATED!!!!]
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anartisticalniche · 4 months
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I love your SMG34 art so much and I'd hate to send in a request but is it possible if you could make something with both of them being flirty then realizing what they did then they become flustered??
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Bro is very suspicious, ngl XD
I am VERY sorry for the lack of art in these past few days, but my job and family have kept me BUSY AF and I legit could not draw in so long...
This goes to show that I can't really accept requests of any kind, again, but this will be an exception to the rule because I actually had this in my drafts from the moment this ask was sent lol
So have this really late Christmas present anon ,X)
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