#bro loves his gf

[lighthouseas]

manifesting gumball to win that poll because no one gets him like i do and i say he deserves to win so that means he needs to win

#/hj #i've been. watching a lot of tawog to distract myself from the lack of st content #i think it might be my 2nd favorite show . ever #but anyways like. something i adore about gumball is he is portrayed as this sarcastic little shit and he IS but he's also genuinely a #Good Guy. like he tries his best. he did all of that shit for penny even though he didn't need to. and yes it ended in her being pissed at #him but he still went to all of that effort to write the clues n stuff #and he loved her with and without her shell. and he defended her from her (asshole) dad #bro loves his gf #AND he's family oriented like he loves darwin and anais to the point where he was willing to dive into a fucking VOID to save them #he went to a literal dump to look for his baby sister who hated his guts #he formed a soul bond with darwin #he loves his parents even if they're. Like That #he loves sarah even though she's creepy and he's besties with carrie even though she's darwin's gf and he's protective of him #like YES HE IS A LITTLE SHIT!! but under all of that he Genuinely Cares. and i love that about him so so much. #blorbo material 🙄 #ok sorry for rambling #tawog #<- filter if u don't wanna see me being Like This #bee.txt

[notreyev]

happy international gf day to EVERYONE BUT PETER NUREYEV!!!!!!!

#peter nureyev #juno steel #jupeter #bro gave up his gf for his ex who is in a coma #the penumbra podcast #i love to see my blorbos suffer #junoverse #tpp #penumbra podcast

[pissbbyy]

uhh there’s like 3 hours left b4 it ends buut happy trans day of visibility to one of the most t4t couples in media woo!!

#trans day of visibility #i’m ignoring canon they r both still together & happy & jesse is burning his trans gf’s breakfast rn #he can’t cook anything other than uhhhhhhhh #haha yeah #jane loves him 4 it anyway #today jesse let jane take him out to a new art museum cuz she’s been trying to broaden his tastes #but they had to compromise #jesse got to play limp bizkit in the car & jane hated it (he did it all for the nookie) #badger forgot that easter falls on different days every year & thought that every easter was trans day of visibility #cuz trans people hatched out of metaphorical shells like chickens (hope ur reading these tags bro this was directly inspired by you lmao) #& he was like “damn man #that’s hella smart thinking i’m surprised the church was so on board with that” #jesse is totally also letting jane design his next tattoo #trans headcanon #obsessed w/ the idea that jesse didn’t know jane was trans when they first started dating #& when jane posts abt trans day stuff #he’s just like “wow my gf is so supportive of her trans bf i’m so lucky” #question would walter be supportive yes or no #transgender #transmasc #transfem #transmasc headcanon #transfem headcanon #breaking bad #brba #jesse pinkman #jane margolis #jesse x jane #t4t

[redriotinggg]

hnnnng thinking about. sanuso royalty au.

sanji is a prince in the germa kingdom—same old, same old. third in line for the crown of a kingdom he can’t stand, forced to live with a family whose ideals he hates and who would rather see him dead.

being deemed the family failure has some benefits. when he sneaks away from the castle, no one comes looking for him. (except his sister reiju, but she just wants to make sure he’s okay.)

one evening, sanji comes across a garden towards the outskirts of the town. he’s entranced—it’s filled flora and fauna, fruits and vegetables in all states of growth. even more interesting than the plants is the long-nosed fellow who tends to them, a story of epic proportions falling from his lips as his hands tenderly reap and sow the ground.

sanji watches him move and listens to him speak, mesmerized by the smooth confidence of his hands and the cadence of his voice. when he finishes his tale, sanji gives him a round of applause, laughing when the man practically jumps out of his skin in surprise.

he calms the man’s panicked stutters and frantic apologies when he realizes just who his company is. tells him he’s off-duty and just wants to admire the plants, so will you tell me about them, gardener?

‘usopp,’ the man corrects, and tentatively begins telling sanji all about his garden, becoming more bold as the prince asks him about his flowers, what methods he uses to get his vegetables so big, is he planning on cooking with them, because if so he has a ton of recipes.

they talk until reiju comes to find him. remind him of his duties.

‘i’ll see you tomorrow,’ sanji promises. and he does. he sees usopp the next evening, and the one after that and after that, until he is spending every free moment he can talking, laughing, and bonding with usopp.

falling for him. falling for his bad jokes and spot-on impressions. falling more and more in love with the way he looks at sanji. falls for all of his smiles: when he takes the first bite of a dish sanji whipped up using the fruits of usopp’s labour; the prideful smile when he shows off his impressive marksmanship; his shy smile when sanji can’t help but stare at him under the pale glow of the moonlight.

before he knows it, prince sanji has it bad. usopp is all he’s thinking about.

unfortunately, people begin to notice his absences and overall distraction. the wrong people.

reiju warns him and sanji runs. runs to go find usopp and protect him from the cruelty of his family.

he’s too late.

sanji lets out a primal cry as his flaming foot connects with yonji’s face. he catches usopp—battered and bruised usopp, as the man falls from yonji’s hold.

there is a promise of death in sanji’s eyes as he looks at his other brothers, who rush to yonji’s side.

‘i’m sorry,’ he tells usopp tearfully. ‘this is all my fault. i never should’ve let myself close to you—everything i touch gets ruined, i should’ve known they’d come to hurt you. i’m so sorry, usopp. hang in there, i love you!’

‘shut up ‘n run away with me,’ is the reply he receives. sanji stares in shock as usopp clutches him, tears in his pretty brown eyes, wheezing breaths leaving his chest. ‘i love you sanji, let’s run away together—there’s nothing for us here. let’s start over somewhere far away from here. i want to run and be happy with you.’

sanji’s heart doesn’t know what to do with itself. it squeezes and pulls and tries to jump out of his chest as love consumes him from the inside out. suddenly there is nothing else that matters but usopp and taking him as far away from this wretched kingdom as he can.

sanji presses his lips to usopp’s, professing all of his longing, adoration, and devotion for him in the action. usopp holds him, reciprocating every emotion and making sanji feel so, so loved.

the prince stands, both legs aflame as he stares daggers at the monsters he calls brothers. determination wells up within him like never before. there is one more obstacle for him to overcome before he is free to live his life as he chooses. with the people he chooses.

‘i’ve got your back,’ usopp says behind him, slingshot and pop greens at the ready.

sanji smirks. for once, the future looks bright.

#sanuso #usosan #this is all over the place but i kinda like it!! #sanji kicks the shit out of his bros reiju shows up to poison em and usopps plants eat em #and then they all run away together #sanuso meet luffy and the others ofc and they go on adventures and be in love #reiju stays with them for a bit and ultimately goes off on her own adventure. finds a gf or 2 idk. #red’s fic #one piece

[baylardian-1]

he got his own personal bug repellant!

#chakotay hates bugs Tattoo episode lore #yeah i think theyd just be together getting h*rny on that silly science planet bro #he has never been more in love watching his gf (atm) eat bugs #My Art #Architects of Infinity #First Splinter Timeline #Chakotay #Kathryn Janeway #Human #Star Trek: Voyager #Threshold #AU

[anxiously-sidequesting]

So I don't know if it was ever revealed how Duncan felt when we killed Malistaire all three times but I'm wondering if maybe some part of him could hate us for that too. Like you hear that and you go "but why. Malistaire was terrible and even Duncan knew that(?). Why would he hate you for getting rid of him."

But like I think it's so....... interesting in a very, very, very sad way how Duncan so easily latches onto anyone who directly feeds into his delusions of grandeur. And that's no fault of his own that he was manipulated by the nasty Schism but when you think about how desperately clung to the idea that Malistaire, easily one of the greatest necromancers any of us had ever heard of (at that time), somehow actually recognized Duncan's talents (even when canon supports that Duncan wasn't all that talented, at least no more than the next necromancer) and then praised him for it so often that Duncan believed that he would be the next Death Professor is. I mean ☹️

So like with that mindset I unfortunately feel like it would be quite easy to twist even Malistaire's death as something that's horrible and awful and all our fault. ESPECIALLY if the Schism was feeding into Duncan's already broken mind and shattered ego and was constantly telling him that everything bad that ever happened to him ever in his life was Our Fault. That's like a realistic conclusion that someone like Duncan could come to

And like, at this point in time, are Malistaire's crimes even a factor in how he thinks????? Was Duncan ever able to separate Malistaire's talent and skills and prowess from the terrible and awful things he did? If Duncan wasn't able to consciously tell that distinction in the first place I can't imagine it would be any better during the years he was being manipulated and isolated and lied to

Like in Duncan's mind it probably isn't, "maybe I shouldn't idolize a national criminal, or idolize anyone at all for that matter, and aspire to be like someone so harmful when I can recognize my own talent and build from there" it's probably more like, "you (the wizard) permanently got rid of a brilliant mind, an innocent person who just made a few mistakes, and someone who believed in me no matter what just so that you could be the better than me and loved by everyone else" and that's! very sad actually!

#this is all speculation btw idk if any of this is canon. how duncan feels about all this #i know i keep saying the exact same shit over and over but.... really not a fan of how the game handled duncan! sorry! #i know wizard101 isnt supposed to be about every single character gets a satisfying ending to their arc- #-meaning not everyone in the story will face consequences and/or find a happy ending and like thats fine they dont need to #but idkkkk its just imo really sad how essentially a kid suffers frrom something he cant control by himself (his ego)- #and then instead of getting help he is instead ignored (ambrose) and then manipulated and brought up by a cult #and then when it becomes super apparent how... TERRIBLE his life really is and we defeat him he just... goes back?????? #we.... we LET him go back???? i mean we're not responsible for other people's bad decisions or mental health but bro.... #and then when we tell ambrose he's just like “oh. too bad. well anyways-” AND IM LIKE WELL THATS THE REASON!!!!! NO WONDER HE'S FUCKED UP #NONE OF THIS IS ADDRESSED. NONE OF IT. WE KICK DUNCAN'S ASS AND THEN HE.... GOES BACK TO THE CABAL #i literally just got so desolate when (wallaru spoilers) because. okay. all that for nothing i guess #this isnt me being mad btw LMAO i know the tone probably reads as angry but im not im just disappointed #and tired. what is it with wizard101 in particular and just people suffering with no end. (me as i make my main suffer with no end) #but anyways yeah duncan has been in my head for a while. he's one of the guys that i love a lot BDKSNSKAJ #he's like a son to me and HE NEEDS A HEALTHY PARENT. HE NEEDS IT #not excusing his actions btw. he still committed crimes JRKDJSIEJ #i just have a soft spot for those villains in media who are doomed from the start yknow. (stares tearfully at morganthe and gf spider) #wizard101 #wiz101 #w101 #text posts #duncan grimwater #im not normal about duncan at all he's probably the wozard oc i feel for the most other than malorn and us

[soldier-poet-king]

Tattoo is DONE I am so pleased with it and I'm hoping it heals well and doesn't fade too much despite being fine line shading (I can always get the outlines touched up in a month or two)

But also like. Went to my Nonna's after for dinner. She burst into tears and cried and cried and said, only after minutes of tears, "it's okay....I love you anyway". Like okay then. And my nonno immediately upon seeing it "ugly!" Before he could control himself.

So like FUCK me I guess. I'm not at all surprised. Disappointed? Ofc. But not surprised.

#franposting #I ALSO FORGOT BRO3 HAD A FRIEND OVER FOR DINNER #so this happened in front of this 14 yr old like #child is gonna go home to his fam and be like youll never guess what drama happened today #my BROTHERS were very supportive. my aunt told me its my body. #so like. i am happy with it. i want more. i want my half sleeve and my heart to be whole #this is me and its what i want and what i love #but like. once again. they cant even handle a tattoo #me coming out???? lmao never gonna happen #also when bro 1's perfect ex gf had tons of tats that was fine and they all adored her #but when it's ME

[bright-and-burning]

ok my plans have been unfortunately altered due to ticketing nonsense but that’s ok we ball anyways

#took the L but did walk w my friend who’s visiting for like twenty minutes so that was nice #he’s the guy i was half in love w most of college who randomly stopped talking to me in like september/october ish #(who was also my best friend) #so i thought it was gonna be weird bc everything i know abt his life from october on #i’ve learned from other people randomly dropping that information #but then in our convo he said things that made me realize he’s actually been thinking abt me/getting updated on my life #(knew i lived next to a park. knew i had a 35hr work week. etc) #which like bro you can just REACH OUT it’s not fucking weird just bc we had a weird codependent bisexual4bisexual charged relationship #like that’s over my guy you have a gf we can be Normal we’ve pulled this off before #whateverrrrrr #no but i am happy he still cares about me #i kinda thought he just. didn’t anymore now that i wasn’t in proximity/wasn’t advantageous to be friends with #so idk nice to know he’s thought of me since we graduated

[fangirlwithasweettooth]

have I actually seen Across the Spiderverse yet? no, but New Blorbo Acquired anyway: Pavitr Prabhakar <3

#‘this is where the traffic is. this is also where the traffic is. and this is where the British stole all our stuff!’ #just. the Entire ‘chai tea’ bit #*after we the audience are introduced to his gf* ​‘hello! Police Inspector Singh this is your daughter I do not know her 👀’ #(also the way Gayatri moves away from him once he starts sensing her dad THATS THAT BROWN GIRL SPIDEY SENSE 👏👏👏 #‘don’t Eat Pray Love me bro!’ #i am rotating him in my mind <3 and I can’t wait to actually see this movie so I can yell about him more fhsjdhd #pavitr prabhakar #no one cares sage

[thxnks4themrms]

Bruh 💀

#i love my gf 💞 #🪓🖤 #erm #embarrassing #ignore how i took this on my old app ipad then took the pic on my ipad then took a pic of the ipad on my phone #snap is a snitch #😒 #blurry ahh pic #delete later? #AND BRO KNOWS HIS ZODIAC #he must be hella desperate 😭

[akkivee]

the reason ichiro’s under the impression people just text their feelings at each other is because that’s how kuukou love mailed him all the time lmao

#this is vee speaking #my all day everyday ichikuu agenda LOL #it is DISGUSTING how much i’m going to miss the bb stage actors 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #matsuda-san’s jiro had me by the balls from the moment i saw him and he’s only gotten more charismatic!!!!!!! #i can still write fcking sonnets about his long neck help!!!!!!! #nagashima-san using his higher key to harmonise with his bros was his own spin on the songs and it FCKS #AKIRA-SAN!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ICHIRO AND I LOVE YOUR AD LIB RAPS #he makes such a handsome ichiro bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #that skit was hilarious btw lmao #i didn’t know i needed ichiro having an entire crisis because he thinks he’s too bad to give a good impression on saburo’s hypothetical gf #so he makes jiro play the part of an actual princess bc of course that’s the kinda girl saburo would bag lmao #and saburo being brought to tears because he’s that overstimulated by his anxieties and his brothers’ sheer stupidity lmao #but i got it and i’m very grateful for it lol 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[natalias-pierogi]

jim rly said "pick a struggle" as if HE isnt the one who should pick a fuckin struggle

#moonlight chicken #like bros gay. poor. has a dead fiance who also had a gf #he runs a goddamn chicken diner and hes so emotionally constipated that he ended up in a very noncomplicated relationship with his ons #and hes had to raise his nephew #AND hes being homophobic on top of that i cant 😭😭😭 #i love you old man tho

[oatbugs]

im actually becoming a littol bit annoyed by smn 😭

#we are on a camping trip and im having sm fun and i love her sm but mein gott #basically she talked abt her boyfriend a lottt like right from the start of the trip from the car #and i thought it was like. yay bonding time. shes telling us abt her loving healthy relationship #and then it kept going to the point where eveey convo literally every single convo is abt her bf and yow great he is #at first it was sweet but now its like i cannot open my mouth without her being like. yeah my bf us xyz like in legit not #exaggerating its every single convo. like it is becoming absurd atp im rly happy for her but...what abt like #hobbies and like...the convo were having #and ar first i was gen happy bc i gwt the feeling of being in a healthy relationship but some of the stuff she says is quite concerning too #like we were all talking abt our insecurities and stuff and it was quite a deep/intimate convo and one of my friends #shared how he feels bad bc hes underweight etc and she was like. since being w him i feel great abt my body #but rhis happens so often #w any other topic. i cant even bring up my own relationship without it becoming and her bf like . he does that but Better #like me being like i love cooking tgth w my gf and her being like. ive never even cooked bc he cooks for me all the time. etc etc #bro one time i shared an insecurity shared an insecurity i had abt my relationship and her immediate response was abt how they dont have #that issue bc hes so great. it gets concer ing too bc she says stuff abt . like. bc of him i dont sh bc of him im not depressed bc of him #bc of him i feel worthy etc etc...also oversharing stuff abt his ...like genetalia that im like idk if hed want us to know all this #anyway no one has said anything and im afraid im delusional..or like its acc sweet and im just not being nice etc #which yeah it is sweet but in the length of me typing this out she has made 5 (five) comments abt her bf it is non stop no other #topic of convo . i dont wanna rain on her joy either bc i get it but omg 😭 every #single conversation...

[silverselfshippingchaos]

he <3

#big bro <3 he's cool! but is he as cool as best boy t.orgal? hmmm thats up for debate #ash feeds him treats and gives him lots of pets!!! pat pat pat pat pat #ash rambles 💚 #i've been doing nothing but study so brain is mushy #but c.live! brother! and t.orgal! friend! #f.f16 and m.ass e.ffect are keeping me goinf ajdhqjdh i love them #my first fucking post about c.live hasnt popped up so screw it! i'll make another! #also fellas i think my crush on g.arrus v.akarian is much more than that- may or may not have two fankiddos #ahskjqkdjq i've been seriously going through it as of late with school and shit but at least theres hot aliens 😳😳 #but yeah. ash isnt actually blood related to c.live! thank fucking god- i freaking hate his mom LMAAOO #she's just a close friend who he starts to see as a sibling type #especially since shes the same age as his actual little brother #theres about 5 yrs between them so ash is around 28ish! a wee bit younger than her gf v.ivian #big bro is cool :D #... i still like his dog better- #(that was a joke. mostly.) #so much studying.. so tired... but we must persist #once the horrors pass i shall finish m.ass e.ffect 3! muahahaha! #a while back my friends and i decided to go out this weekend. and me being busy as shit is not gonna stop me from dancing it up LMAO #so we're on the study grind 😎 #also on the freaking brainrot grind oh my god- m.atthew has been on my mind all day!! and ofc g.arrus and the two fankiddos i'm working on #also an old crush AJDJAJJSJQ i need to finish h.aikyuu since a.kiteru has my whole heart #okay yeah thats all #everyone look at t.orgal and how cute he is :D! and ig c.live too #my screenshots too! me and f.f16 photo mode are besties :D (i have spent an embarrassing amount of time zooming up on my gf v.ivian)

[soldier-poet-king]

Woke up >:( and it's like. Oh I need to LEAVE. I need to ESCAPE. Not even just The Parents now but bro1 is making this house actively hostile to life with the way everyone has to tiptoe around his maybe breakup and moodiness and like sure he's not actively aggressive but why are all my routines and habits having to be altered so he can mope and be angry and moody and sad and become an alcoholic and possibly give himself an ED because we can't just sit him down and have a normal human conversation nooo bc he's the favourite child and therefore we just have to wait and deal until he's *ready* on his own. Which has not happened in his entire 23 yrs of life. But y'know. I can keep waiting ig.

Like yes yes pot and kettle when it comes to moodiness. But I See Doctors. I take Meds. I take Responsibility for My Actions and develop Coping Skills and Apologize and Don't Take It Out on other people. I actually CARE abt people other than myself and how my actions impact them, even if they're ppl I don't like or who have hurt me before.

#also when My morning routines are altered. brain scream #but no i can just cope with active mental distress from diagnoses brain disease #so the bitchy little baby can mope and stay out all night drinking vome home and puke and then be a bitch #when he has to go to work at 6am #like ues i feel bad i liked his gf hes sad #but also. like. not to be like well hes apathetic and selfish and callous but ... #he also made a joke abt abortion at dinner yesterday bc our 16yr old cousin is expecting #and it was so awful??? she WANTS this kid??? #ugh ugh ugh ugh #i have a horrible strained relationship with each of my brothers #but each one is a different flavour of bad or dysfunctional #and this one. this one. i cant even get into it. #i love my brother. i need a shovel to love my brother #my parents both complain abt their adult child younger siblings #and then like. trear bro 1 like this which will make him become an adult manchild #ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #truly. i need to fuckin move out. i need it #ill lose free food and rent monies and free laundry and utilities and ooen backyard garden space #but oh my god the emotional toll this is taking on constantly tiptoeing peacekeeping #IM FORCED INTO LYING BY OMISSION. I HATE LYING. IT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE. #franposting #we're supposed to share a car all summer and commute together sans our father #i might just take the bus. even tho i have to leave almost an hour earlier #i don't trust him. or his moods. esp when mildly hungover at 6am. and without our father there to moderate? #this sounds horrible but im a little afraid. (plus i cant be late everyday all summer bc of him) #like. once again. fuck me. i am the ONLY responsible child and i get so much shit

[highlifeboat]

Let our guy whore around a bit! It's just his lifestyle!🤣🤣

pff "Just let him whore around a bit. As a treat."

I mean, he still does technically. His whoring is just now mostly contained to Daniela.

They're both whores. For each other.

#feel like max's whoring days are kind of over pfff #he did it for fun now he has a gf that matches his sex energy and y'know... loves him and whatever. Bro is set. he's happy #asks #horror lady00