#bro someone stop me

[fermentedgutz]

they make me SICK!!

#bowuigi #bowser #luigi #they’ve been rotting in my brain again someone stop me NOWW #luigi x bowser #mario #super mario bros #mario movie

[turtleblogatlast]

Love the idea that Leo’s portal and teleportation based fighting style can heavily parallel the types of stuff you’d see in magic acts. Disappearing and reappearing, pulling stuff out of a hat/portal, sleight of hand and other such methods of averting the audience’s/enemies’ attention from what you’re trying to do, etc.

It’s genuinely pretty neat to see and I wish his love of magic acts and magicians was brought up more often because it and his other interests tie into each other and in turn his whole self so neatly.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #leo out here making his entire identity circle on his special interests #and u know what he’s so valid for it #bros out here doing a performance 24/7 of course he latched onto the whole idea of ‘a magician never reveals his secrets’ #he heard that one line and was like omg I can make a mask of this #I’m so on board with the autistic leo thought too bc frfr he shows it in spades #he’s just a king at masking #but yeah back to special interests- Leo’s all come together in making his various masks #the way he acts is nearly always reminiscent of someone else and it’s notable how different he is when masking isn’t necessary #everyone: will you ever stop overthinking this turtle boy? #me: no

[big-armed-mar]

“It Wasn’t Right” a two page comic by big-armed-mar❤️

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin art #hazbin angel dust #hazbin spoilers #hazbin husk #hazbin sir pentious #fanart #my art #mar’s original art #someone needs to try and stop me from drawing bro #huskerdust #husker hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husker

[daily-hanamura]

#p4 #p4g #persona 4 #persona 4 golden #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #so its canon then that yosuke tends to forget to take of himself when he gets busy/stressed/etc then :) #yosuke's already a lanky ass like my guy stop making people worry about you!!! #also i like juxtaposing this against his group cafe date like of wanting to date someone he can look after because its both #bro you cant even take care of yourself #but also yosuke understanding himself enough that to be cared for is to be loved #anyway this is why you should always always have lunch with yosuke and feed him thanks for coming to my ted talk #OK BUT I also love that it's something that yu noticed about yosuke too because its so closely related to how he does. you know. #feed his friends food as a metaphor for love and all that and how yosuke hasnt had much attention (from him) lately #ok jk I'll stop being delulu but also really. #i feel a lot of Feelings about how yosuke and chie are the later members to awaken their 3rd tier #for meta reasons obviously it's also the fact that after maxing out yosuke's slink there arent as many opportunities to hang out #and there are so many good fics of that i slurp it all up #but for yosuke to point it out makes me so. SO. #anyway one final note is also yes i commented about how yosuke wasnt really doing a great job looking after himself but #i also think about his later comment that when people are relying on him it makes him want to do his best for others #and how he says he will always be there for his partner #and it makes me interpret all of that as yosuke being very roundabout in saying that he wants the two of them to look after each other #he's good with his queue

[bpdohwhatajoy]

BPD IS SOOOO SILLY with how quickly you can get attached to someone. Like what do you MEANNNNN I’m attached to my tattoo artist who I knew for 3 hours and got salty that he has other clients????

#ryan.txt #bpd #borderline personality disorder #my bpd has not stopped raging in WEEKS #in my mind I literally had the thought that I wanted to get another tattoo so I’d have an excuse to see him again #THIS FUCKING DISORDER #why can’t I just get attached to someone at a normal rate #AND WHY A FUCKING TATTOO ARTIST WHO DONT GAF ABT ME #yk what actually #part of it is prob bc I’m touch starved and that’s the most physical contact I’ve had in… god knows how long #it’s all making sense now LMAOOOO #STOP I remember during too I had a brief moment of omg let’s imagine us dating and then I remembered I think he’s married or has a gf #killed that shit quick I was so embarrassed #omg wait he’s also tattooed himself obviously and I find tattoos hot LMAO BRO ITS MAKING SENSE NOW #like a hot tattooed man who is soft spoken is tattooing me how tf am I not supposed to find that attractive

[eerna]

The Oleander Sword is so good. literally feeling like kicking my feet and giggling rn. what happened to Tasha Suri in that year between book 1 and book 2

#book 1 was fine. book 2 is so friggin good i can't stop reading. i feel like a sponge taking it all in #bhumika is bhumika but like ten times more herself and i am screaming. malini finally found a proper manipulate girlboss stride. #even PRIYA who was SO BORING in book 1 is making me lose my marbles. like i wont lie when she became an elder i was like ugh nooooooooo #but it was the absolute best decision ever her trying to rise from a maidservant to the second most important person in the country by #totally blowing off the politics and instead being some sort of a forest wizard is AMAZING #and the yEARNING. FINALLY. THE YEARNING IS HERE. i was SO BORED by the romance in book 1 but THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHAT I WANT. #malini trying to balance her controlling tendencies that are needed more than ever with treating priya properly. #no one figuring out why the godly ordained empress is letting that weirdo waltz around traitorously. #the two of them constantly being on edge bc WHAT IF SOMEONE FIGURES IT OUT. OH MY. THAT WOULD BE SUPER BAD. #AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE YAKSA AND THEIR SECOND COMING. BRO. THE WAY I SCREAMED. THIS IS SO COOL. #anyway i am only 40% through i am praying the book stays this slaying bc i am living for this #eernatalk

[hershey-the-person]

when i say bro , dude , gurl , dawg etc ... i mean it in the most gender neutral way possible my friend

#UNLESS OFC THE PERSON TELLS ME NOT TO USE THESE TERMS ON THEM #cuz honestly im fine with any of these terms being used on me but mb others aren't #like i have also used terms like babygirl on men ( ofc only the ones im super super comfortable around like me brothers ) #and yeah i use bro for all my female friends #is it wrong tho ? pls lmk if u think it is and ill stop #but honestly i dont really see anything wrong with it #probably cuz i like it ig #but yea if someone specifically tells me not to use these on them i wont do it

[bagelsenjoyer14]

I can just picture Crowley going to his Bentley after a long day and yelling at his plants, I mean absolutely destroying those green suckers with words, and civilians just awkwardly walking by where he parked being like ?????

#They’re like should we call someone?? #I can think of other weird things Crowley would do in his Bentley #like bro is too silly to be homeless #Imagine he finally fell asleep and the Bentley just starts blasting Dont Stop Me Now #jim good omens #good omens #crowley #anthony j crowley #it's ineffable

[livelaughlee]

I have decided that I fear no Ler until further notice. 🤷‍♀️🙃

I simply cannot be flustered. Oh well.

#come at me bro #you don’t scare me! (much) #someone needs to stop me #lee mood go brrrr #brat mood #tickle thoughts #sfw tickle community

[redysetdare]

every time i see a post that is like "ughh why cant we have aspec characters who aren't aroace for once" I have to do a double take like "is the aroace rep in the room with us right now?" because genuinely....where is all this aroace rep y'all are complaining about? Why cant i find it yet it's apparently the only aspec rep we get?? You admit that TV never says the word aromantic so where is the aroace rep. So far I've pretty much only seen canonically asexual characters and not much else buddy.

#text #half the time i think these ppl see other aspec ppl saying that x character feels aroace and then they take it as canon rep #instead of an interpretation of the character which likely was never meant to be written as aspec at all #because majority of people don't even know what that is #this isn't me saying that we shouldn't have aroallo or alloace rep btw #this is me complaining about people throwing aroace ppl under the bus because apparently we are 'hogging' all the representation in media #and it just reads as people being aphobic towards aroace people specifically and it drives me insane #you can ask for more aroallo and alloace characters without complaining and shitting on aroace characters???? #like bro we are all on the same fucking team. we are all trying to get seen and understood. we all want to see ourselves in media #stop fighting like one of us is somehow way more privileged than the other because 'you have x rep' #we all have crumbs my guy. just because someone else is getting crumbs doesn't mean that its your crumbs being taken. #idk i see so many posts like this and it makes me feel so unwelcome in the aro and ace communities #im tired of aroace people being used as a scapegoat that you can target to pretend like you're punching up #when in reality you're just committing friendly fire against people who are on your team #i miss when the aro and ace communities used to like... work together as a big aspec community #now ppl r way too focused on separating them and acting like they have nothing in common and don't have the same goals #and both communities now tend to put a lot of blame onto aroace people because of stereotypes we never had control over in the first place #it's exhausting #like the aphobia is coming from inside the house #i didn't go through the ace discourse on tumblr to deal with this shit.

[ejsuperstar]

Stardew valley men tier list

S: Shane, Linus, Krobus I think, Gunther

A: Elliott, Willy

B: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

C: Me, Alex???? (He's someone one of the 3/4 people I have hearts with in my new save and idfk know how I do not care for him)

That's it that's all the men

There are no more men in this game

#text post #stardew valley #its 11 am i havent slept im going insane send help #fr tho how the fuck am i at 1 heart with alex on my (very new!!!) save like wtf #i have given bro one (1) daffodil and say hi when i pass by him and apparently that means we're at 1 heart??? #anyway linus MVP i passed out in the mines and linus stopped someone (the monsters???) from pickpocketing me #am questioning what linus was doing on floor 19 of the mines tho

[vcrnons]

VERNON | hiphop unit vlive 170710

bonus, starring a very snoozy hhu :

#vernon #hansol #vernon chwe #choi hansol #svt vernon #seventeen #svt #userirlvernon #*mine #my gif #he looks so small and squishy in this live and i want to put him in my pocket #also someone i BEG be proud of me for this bc it took me like 2 days and this video was so long and i kept. getting. distracted. by. wonwoo #he is so breathtakingly pretty. all four of them are but i could NOT stop giggling and kicking my feet every time he smiled. #it was BAD ;-; and so i will be waiting patiently for my pat on the back for surviving. thanks <3 #AND UM. CHEOL WAS SO SNUGGLY??? IN THIS???? #idk who i'm more jealous of lmao bye. do i want cheol to big-spoon ME or do i want to big-spoon vernon. idk. i just don't KNOW. #but lmty i fuckin love affectionate bros<3 get those cuddles boys u deserve em

[cosmic-d1ce]

youre telling me ppl actually see q!Forever & q!Phil's interactions and go "mm yes this is definitely platonic" are you serious

#how you gonna edit a very obviously romantic interactions and go (/p) WDYM #forever is IN LOVE with brunim #he believed he was IN L O V E with phil #Missa goes “i will give him a forehead kiss if he lets me bc we're just bros” #and Forever slaps him and says “im gay and in love with br- philza minecraft i want to kiss him on the mouth” #let my boys be gay 🙏 #im begging you stop with the /p its 100% /r can you not see??? #“i love platonic sugarduo” what part of “i will lock you in prison until you fall in love with me” is platonic #philever #forphil #forever x philza #everytime someone calls their dynamic platonic i make more romantic fml content in retaliation

[chainsawmascara]

You can tell who hasn't been through severe psychological and sexual abuse by whether or not they want to hug astarion after he kills cazador.

#bro #i would fucking murder the first person who tried to touch me #he's holding a fucking knife #are you insane #astarion #I'm v glad you haven't experienced that #but he's in a massive ptsd moment #and you would fucking die #i need you to understand that #and stop asking larian to hug him #so that survivors can see ourselves represented #and not infantilized by your need to hug sad vampire man #who is holding a KNIFE #and just MURDERED SOMEONE #and has a DEBUFF FROM TRAUMA #and almost MURDERED 7000 PEOPLE #you will not survive that hug #don't touch him do not touch his shoulder #the DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME scream that would illicit #is so blatant #like #honey #stop #please stop

[rystiel]

just watched the clone high s3 finale if joanfucius breaks up i'm ending it all

#...or if they get blown up. i guess #the little montage of joanfucius moments man stop </3 #bro's willing to go die for her while she's willing to die for someone else lmfaooooo c'mon #here's how joanabe can still lose <3 #gonna chalk her thing with abe up to being remnants of her crush in s1 but she'll choose confucius (i'm being delusional) #she was gonna finish that sentence by saying “i love... being your friend and that's it” for sure hahahah #i refuse to lose my sillyloserboy x indiegothgirl ship #(joanabe is not sillyloserboy x indiegothgirl they're just loserboy x indiegothgirl btw) #on the bright side... kahlopatra is winning #they are so getting back together i can feel it #kahlopatra and joanfucius are legit the only canon ships in the show that i've actually become invested in don't fail me bro #(who am i kidding. this is clone high. they're gonna fail me) #since jfk and harriet are a thing i guess that means no abefk so. let's bring back tophabe. bam. problem solved. everyone's got someone #clone high #joanfucius #clone high confucius #clone high joan

[distraughtlesbian]

literally the best part of this whole stupid book iwlove weird obsessed horndogs thee villain archetype of all time. he’s so silly. “we could’ve had a life together”, he says to his lesbian ex-neighbour who he’s just shot with a crossbow bolt meanwhile her girlfriend who he’s also just shot is half dead across the room. god i love it here he said me and the bad bitch im going to fumble

#WHAT A FUCKING FREAK IJBOL!!!!!! #MORE PSYCHOSEXUALLY OBSESSED WEIRDO VILLAINS PIXELBERRY I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN U. #their villains are usually so cringe and one note at least this one is memorable #mind you this could have used more buildup. up until like chapter 19 he still had the benefit of the doubt #his ass was NOT beating the twist villain allegations but the fucking freak allegations were a whole separate beast #and he could be presumed innocent in those. like sure i guess these are just average fanatic werewolf hunter antics. #like EYE had my suspicions. him sending that frat bro to sexually harass mc was a fucking freak move #but like in general he was coming off as someone who was just a normal amount of concerned about a friend of theirs falling in w a cult #like girl why am i following my cringe fwb into the pool house to be all ‘babe this isnt u :(’ #i dont CARE i wanna go engage with the twist antagonist who at this point my mc still thinks is kind of normal/their friend!!! #but alas that’s just pb for you. we WILL NOT stick a landing ever. they make all the new writers swear to never write a villain that makes #sense or is well foreshadowed. ONLY side characters who you would never suspect bc they have like 5 lines in the whole book. #like you’ll never be duffy veilofsecrets you’ll never recapture that magic. #anyway. markus choicesalpha the fucking weirdo cringefail stalker incel loser you could have been…kermit looking out rainy window dot png #maeve speaks #playchoices #choices #pixelberry #choices alpha #channing lowe #markus barnes #side note this whole thing probably has a Much different vibe with a male mc #but as it is it’s like ijbol. channing is cringe and emotionally unavailable but how could you POSSIBLY compare to a buff werewolf bitch #he is so completely not a contender that its comedic to me. you think WE could have had a LIFE TOGETHER? #even if my mc had never ever met channing SHE IS A LESBIAN!!!! SHES GAY DUDE STOP IT LOL #and with a female mc and male channing its like yeah whatever average incel number 10 billion. wow youre going to kill me bc some other guy #is hotter than you? eyeroll. at least channing canonically gives great head.