#bro uzui. i hate him

[theshinazugawaslut]

Who are your favourite upper-ranks in order?

Why?

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𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑲𝑵𝒀 𝑫𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑺

1 - 𝘎𝘺𝘶𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘰

One of the best brothers.

Genuinely such a heartbreaking character.

Him and Daki's yin and yang symbolism is so gorgeous.

He's the only demon in the entire show that FELT LIKE A DEMON, and he's the only demon that when watching the show I felt like 'woah, holy shit now that's what you call a demon'.

From design, story, voice, and blood demon art, Gyutaro is an exceptional demon despite his very human side.

I also love his parallels with Uzui.

2 - 𝘒𝘰𝘬𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘣𝘰

What a fucking character

I dare say one of the best written in KNY

He had such complex emotions towards Yoriichi — love and hatred.

What I liked about how the author showed it was that Kokushibo remembers simply giving a flute to Yoriichi (like an afterthought) but Yoriichi remembers Michikatsu saying with a bruised face (after being hit by their father for talking to Yoriichi) that 'blow this when you need help, nii-chan will come'.

So we see that Kokushibo always saw himself as inherently evil and doesn't remember the good parts of himself whereas Yoriichi describes his brother as "a kind boy" despite the fact Kokushibi became a demon.

"Yoriichi, why was I even born?"

Like, hello??? I'm going to cry???

3 - 𝘈𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢

What a heartbreaking guy

I don't like Akaza as much as I like Hakuji if that makes sense.

His human backstory was SO upsetting and I bawled my eyes out.

"At the end of the day, it's nothing more than a pathetic, comical story" whilst its the panel of him holding Koyuki and sobbing?

His entire symbolism is gorgeous.

I do think he's kinda ugly though

BUT BRO RESPECTS WOMAN >>>>

4 - 𝘋𝘢𝘬𝘪

She's so pretty

I love her oiran guise, the entire way she carried herself and she was such a cold villain.

Though I did enjoy how she was a bratty child in reality when paired with her brother.

5 - 𝘋𝘰𝘶𝘮𝘢

Icl I hate this mf for killing Kotaha but he was kinda funny for killing Kanae.

I just hate his voice tbh, I hate playful villains, it's such an overused concept.

BUT HIS BACKSTORY MAKES SO MUCH SENSE AND HE'S KINDA FUNNY???

His eyes scare me

I don't like blondes unless they're Bakugo

6 - 𝘎𝘺𝘰𝘬𝘬𝘰

Bro's kinda fine?

Like, he's very wasted potential.

But he also needs to dick me up.

7 - 𝘏𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘶

The only good thing about this guy was his clones

Specifically Aizetsu and Karaku (blue and green one)

Also I could write so many fics about the clones going at it with reader

Hantengu ugly af though with that big ass pimple on his damned head?

#demons #knys #demon slayer #kokushibo #douma #akaza #hantengu #gyokko #gyutaro #daki

[wooobuddyletsgetnasty]

Uzui angst😩😩

I love angst idk y

bro I could cry at the very thought.

uzui is just prime material for that sad shit, and i am here for it.

u didn’t ask for this but i hope u like these ideas 😭

this is very long so put on your seatbelts man. idk.

⚠️: sad shit, poly relationships, mentions of pregnancy

like being married to all of them, but seeing the person you thought you’d marry, like the first person you’ve ever dreamed of a life with and getting all nostalgic about it. an they just know everything about you and share all these memories with you an have a cute nickname for you like ‘peaches’ or sumthin. tengen has never feared you leaving, but seeing you talk to the first person you ever considered marrying, the first person that broke your heart, the first person you could have lived out a happy life with— he’s fucking terrified and reading more into it than he should.

what if they don’t give you enough love? what if they aren’t enough for you? will you leave with your ex-partner? would you be happier with them? you seem happy with them here now, and he swears your smile is brighter, but almost bittersweet and you never look at them like that and FUCK, you’re going to leave them. you aren’t though— you’re just trying to get closure from the person who left you like??? ahifkiejsja.

just wait until you have the heart to heart with your ex-partner and your now spouses are snooping on the conversation and it’s one of the most heart-wrenching things they’ve ever heard. like you’re ex-partner just, “you ever think about us?”and you’re shocked by the question, but answer truthfully, “of course i do. you were my best friend.” and it’s just a long conversation about how the timing wasn’t right— about how the two of you just would never be ready for each other, it just isn’t meant to be.

and your ex-partner just, “even if we aren’t together— you’ll always be my girl.” and then you’re ugly sobbing because this person was your best friend too, and you’ve never got to have this conversation with them and you always wanted to know if you did something to drive them away. it’s such a relief to you that you don’t even notice the bushes vibrating.

now makio is ready to fight— they made her wife CRY. suma is prolly crying because you’re crying and also because you’re HER girl— how DARE they call you that. hina feels like she could throw up at the thought of you leaving and tengen is waiting for your response with baited breath.

you say, “I deserved a better goodbye.” and now your spouses are just hoping this means you’ll stay here, with them.

————

(the next two are based on this post)

or like bouncing off the idea of being his first love and leaving him when he starts a relationship with his now-wives, right?

like you just fuckin end up marrying one of the other hashira so you live in the compound all pretty an happy and just out of his reach and tengen literally gets sick to his stomach every time he sees you and your spouse because that could have been him. that should be him. he should be parading you around and holding your hand and being the one you look at like that. but he isn’t, and he just has to watch from the outside as you love them the way he wanted you to love him and you have the family he imagined having with you, minus him, and I could throw up!!!!!!

bonus points if it’s giyuu (literally polar opposites) because tengen is bitter that he got to marry you— he barley has a personality. you can’t possibly be happy with someone like giyuu, but the way you cling to tomioka tells a different story— the way you smile when he looks at you, the way you pack him lunch everyday, the way you stand out on the porch of your shared house at the ass crack wrapped in his clothes to get one last goodbye in— tengen knows you used to do those things for him.

tengen shouldn’t dislike tomioka because he has you— but he does. tengen knows what it’s like to be loved by you, and he hates himself for thinking it— but tomioka doesn’t deserve you. he doesn’t deserve to listen to you laugh, or hold you at night, or just be in your very flamboyant presence.

just tengen being fucking bitter that you’ve moved on and are HAPPY with someone else kekekekeee

————

orrrrrrr still bouncing off the idea above— tengen knocks you up on your last shared night together, so you have to go back. (think ab it man, your baby deserves the best and tengen can provide that— you could give them a mediocre life on your own, or you could go back and the child would have everything they needed and more.)

your logic is simple, and tengen wouldn’t leave you on the streets with his child in your stomach. so you pack up, and show up on his doorstep— literally with your tail between your legs like!!!! hajajdjksnfjij. tengen is overjoyed because you came back to him. OMG DOES THIS MEAN YOU DO WANNA MARRY HIM??? but why do you look so solemn, and when you say the words— he could literally pass out, “uzui— I’m pregnant.”

and he’s just in awe, because whatever gods there are took mercy and you’re here now, where you belong— with him. there’s a moment of joy shared between the two of you, one where he’s touching at your stomach, murmuring about, “it’s our baby— and you’re sure? the tests were all positive?” it’s like a dream, almost, until you catch sight of three shadows peeking around the corner and your dream smashes like a broken mirror.

you still refuse to be his wife, and tengen is respectful of that. but when you mention you want your own house, likely still on the property, but you don’t want anything more from him— his heart is breaking in his chest rn stop playin with him like this man wtf. tengen refuses blatantly. he wants to be able to be there for you, wants to give you everything you need, so he comprises— you will get your own wing of the house, and they won’t come near you unless they have your permission.

but now it’s hard for both of you because you can hear him and his wives laughing and loving each other from your room— the way you wanted to. and all tengen can think about is how close you are, but how he still can’t have you. literally just your own circles of hell.

you’re stuck in a house with the man you loved, still love, and his wives. it’s like some fucked up fever dream that you can’t wake up from. you watch them run around the grounds that you used to— you watch tengen and makio train suma— you can hear hina humming softly in the kitchen. it breaks your heart. you’ve never felt so alone in all your life.

pregnancy hormones are a bitch and they’re making you more emotional than you’ve ever been. one night you decide to leave, but tengen catches you this time, you’re swollen and not as spry as the first time— you expect him to let you go, but he doesn’t. the sound hashira gets down onto his knees, and he holds on to the hem of the expensive dress he bought to accommodate your growing stomach, and begs you not to leave him again— he can’t handle letting you walk away from him another time, “please stay, tell me what i can do to make you stay.” it’s kind of a turning point, and you let tengen see you under the moonlight again, you let him touch the parts of you that have grown heavy— you let him hold you, let him make love to you like you’re his wife. then you let him tuck you into your bed, and he wishes he could climb in behind you, keep you safe while you sleep— but he doesn’t. leaving you alone in that room is one of the hardest thing he has ever had to do, and he doesn’t show it, but he hears you sobbing after he leaves. he’s sitting just outside the closed door, curling into himself— he wanted to make sure you fell asleep peacefully, but now his heart is in shambles— he thinks about busting into the room and curling up behind you anyways, holding you, like he used to.

he just wants you to love him back, accept his love again, like you used to.

you tell him the next day you’ll stay— but you won’t let him touch you like that again. you aren’t, and will never be one of his wives.

after that night tengen finds himself hovering in the hallway of the room you’ve retired to, watching you sleep, wishing he could comfort you— praying that you’ll change your mind and just let him hold you again. (little does he know that you would, if he asked— you could never say no. you’re all talk, but he’s too respectful to go against your wishes.) he’s watching you grow and swell up with his— your— child, the child that came from your love for each other, but you still aren’t his. he still can’t have you.

(there are multiple ways this one could end— you could end up falling in love with all of them, and getting married; you could end up marrying all of them because you’re worried for your baby’s future, or you could find someone willing to accept that you have a child with a man who is still wholly in love with you (likely that unflamboyant village boy with the pretty eyes that tengen has had to scare away from you since the beginning of your complicated relationship)— if i ever write it, it would literally be your guy’s choice.)

#send me asks #yes yes yes #someone stop me from #writing ALL OF THESE #tengen x reader #demon slayer #tengen uzui #HURT OUCH #tengen uzui x reader

[nemistitties]

𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐀 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐎𝐊𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓..!

request: yes no

synopsis: Uzui & Rengoku decide they need a break, so they go to a bar & have a karaoke night while Mui stayed w/the kamboko squad. Sanemi hates the idea, but when he is fully drunk, he's up on stage w/ Uzui singing blame by Jamie Foxx & T-Pain

warnings: cursing, not proof read sorry for mistakes,WIP & spelling errors

MODERN-ISH ERA!!!

WIP

"ALL HASRIA I HAVE AN ANNOUCMENT !" Uzui shouted "Me & Rengoku decied we all need a break so.. We're having a bar karaoke night!" "This is fucking stupid" Sanemi blurted out. I mean why do we have to we have demons to slay, he thought. "Can't I be excused? I'm not like you guys," the black haired man, Giyu said. "Nope! No exceptions EVERY hashira is going, whether you like it, or not." Uzui said proud that he can plan this.

TIMESKIP:

The hashria's came to the bar after 30 minutes of driving-. Which doesn't seem like a long time but- To Sanemi it was. And he mad the car ride 10x worse. But now ur here, KARAOKE, DRINKS, FOOD, CASINO! It read above the place. "Name?" the security guard asked Uzui, "Oh shit name? It's a group I'm sure i put in Hashria's, right?" Uzui spoke out. "Yes, ID's?" . After every hasria gave ID's they were in.

Almost immediately Uzui & Rengoku were on stage. "What would you like to sing?" The DJ asked "Hmm, Kyo choose." Uzui said. "OK! Cake By The Ocean?" "BRO! Fuck that kidzbop Ok don't do that let's do.. Without Me, Eminem." 20 minutes pass after they sang that & Sanemi was DRUNK!

"Yo Sanemi let's go up!" Uzui sugested thinking he'd say no, " Shit, Ight. You choose." Whats he's doing this?! Well this will be a memory imma do Blame It. Uzui pondered. "Song?" "Blame It, T-Pain HIm, Me, Jamie Foxx." Uzui said proudly. "SHINOBU! LOOK SHINAZUGAWA"S UP THERE W/ UZUI!!!" "Ohh.. Imma record this."Shinobu responed to Mitsuri.

The song started, "Blame it on the Goose Gotcha feelin' loose Blame it on the 'Tron Got you in the zone Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol" A few minutes pass & Sanemi is up, "Girl, I know you feel good Just like you look , couple more shots You open up like a book, I ain't trippin Shawty, I ain't trippin' I'ma take a shot of Nuvo, shawty, didn't you know It's goin' down, we can go and kick it like Judo You know what I mean Shawty got drunk, thought it all was a dream So I made her say I, I Now she got her hand on my legs Got my seats all wet in my ride All over my ride She look me dead in the eye, eye-eye Then my pants got bigger She already knew what to figure Had her lookin' at her boyfriend like, 'Fuck, that-'"

TIMESKIP:

Sanemi passed out, they (hashrias) got him to his esate & he finally woke up. "uh? I thought we were at the club?" Sanemi says, confused. "Eh- what are you watching?" Sanemi takes uzui's phone & watches the video. OF HIM RAPPING! "What is this, Uzui?" he says before his part, then it comes. "THIS IS CGI, DAMMIT!" "Oh, is someone, flustered?" Shinobu giggles. The rest of the week everyone is mocking Sanemi.

POOR NEMI!!!

#NemisTitties #hashira #wind hashria #insect hashira #kny hashira #water hashira #sound hashira #stone hashira #love hashira #pillar

[kcuf-ad]

When Giyuu's mom calls.

Inside of the Rengoku household in modern day Japan, 9 seniors were currently studying for the upcoming exam, well 8 of them, the youngest one, Muichiro Tokito was asleep halfway there. The rest of them are Giyuu Tomioka, Shinobu Kocho, Gyomei Himejima, Mitsuri Kanjori, Iguro Obanai, Tengen Uzui, Sanemi Shinazugawa  and finally, Kyojuro Rengoku. 

They were studying physics, but then Giyuu’s phone vibrated and he saw the contact, and his eyes widened, it was his mom. “Guys, be quiet, my mom is calling.” he then answered his phone. “Hi, mom.”

And then all hell broke loose, Tengen began moaning very loudly, “Ahh! Ahh! Yes, harder Tomioka! HARDER!~” and then Shinobu then followed him up, by moaning, “Ahh, yeah, Daddy! Destroy me!~”

Obanai decided it was his time to mess with him, “Ayo, pass the weed!”

Sanemi followed his buddy up, “Jesus Christ, man, put your pants back on!” 

While Giyuu was trying his best to tell his mom that nothing was happening, followed by loud screaming coming from his mom, Gyomei and Mitsuri tried their hardest to defuse the situation, “Come on guys, his trying to talk to his mom!” While Mitsuri did find this hilarious, she didn’t want to see Giyuu in this situation, while Gyomei was crying when all of this was happening. 

All the while Muichiro was still asleep. 

The fake moaning, the fake snorting of a fake substance and Gyomei and Mitsuri trying to stop them from doing all of this, Rengoku began walking towards Giyuu and was a little too close for Giyuu’s liking, “Tell her I said hi!” he whispered. 

“No, mom, I swear nothing bad is happening, they are trying - Kyojuro said hi - are trying to mess with me, I am being serious.” argued back Giyuu as the yelling, moaning and snorting began increasing. 

A few minutes later the call disconnected, everyone who tried to mess with Giyuu then began laughing, while Muichiro was still sleeping. Mitsuri tried her hardest not to laugh, but a single glance from Gyomei stopped her. 

Giyuu looked at all of them, “I hate all of you.” Mitsuri gasped, Gyomei began crying and Kyojuro was hurt that his bro would say something like that, “Expect you three.” That cooled things down. 

#demon slayer #giyuu tomioka #rengoku #kyojuro rengoku #shinobu kocho #muichiro tokito #sanemi shinazugawa #obanai iguro #gyomei himejima #tengen uzui #mitsuri kanjori #I can't tell if I like Giyuu or Rengoku more

[wat3rpillar]

What's your honest opinion on the other pillars? Giyuu. Also you are really awesome and cool.

Well... my opinions on my fellow Hashira.. have changed quite a bit after being on this forum... And thanks for the compliment, I guess.. but here we go...

@ask-kyojuro .. I think he's nice... even before I came here.. he was quite nice.. I appreciate him... A nice friend..

@insectpillar / @butterflypillar Oh boy... She's.. very.. passive aggressive, I suppose.. I can't tell if she finds me entertaining, or hates my guts...

@rocksolidprayers Very kind.. Very respectable.. He's been very kind to me, and has helped me through a lot.

@serpentsfang / @ask-obanai He hates me, I think.

@ask-mitsuri / @mitsurikanroji19 A very kind lady.. I don't have much to say other than that.. We've had tea a few times.. She's nice..

Uzui is... Something else.. nice enough, but loud.. Very noisy when he's got the chance...

@ask-sanemi My opinion on him has changed quite a bit... He and I didn't get along too well, but it's kind of.. died off.. we're bros..

@the-mistyhashira / @mistbreathing Never has a child felt so threatening.. I know he too is pretty quiet, but he seems quite passive aggressive.. so I don't know what to do..

#kny rp

[nymphoheretic]

HOKAY! 👏 First off, Tengen's an asshole. Just pure asshole. I have an extreme love hate relationship with how I look at him. Because on one hand, he's a massive douche who tried to kidnap several girls for the mission instead of just going "hey can you help me with this" like a normal person, and then he practically degraded Zenitsu when trying to get a house to take him in while he was dressed as a girl. But on the other hand, it's heartwarming how he treated his wives and showed them he cared deeply about them through simple gestures and softened his extremely rough personality, showing that is indeed trying to be a good, strong husband....only to turn around and start screeching for Inosuke and Zenitsu to worship him after he protected a few girls. Like, bro, why you so dickish yet still a family man? YOU ARE CONFLICTING MY FEELINGS STOP THAT!! Secondly, this is more humorous than anything, Makio, Suma and Hinatsuru act like Inosuke, Zenitsu and Tanjiro, respectively. Makio acts like Inoseke, Suma acts like Zenitsu, and Hinatsuru acts like Tanjiro. Respectively. Suma is cowardly but still fights, Makio is strong and hot headed, and Hinatsuru is strong, level-headed but beats herself up mentally if she fails at a given task. I honestly theorize that after getting to know the boys for a minute, Uzui was freaked out internally at how similar these teenagers were to his beloved wives. Minus Zenitsu's meltdowns over Tengen being a handsome dude with three wives, I will touch on these meltdowns in another point. But I do feel like Uzui was disturbed for a moment after getting to know the boys, which I cackle about because holy shit, that would fuck with his head. Which he deserves because bro, holy shit, why are you such a jerk to your subordinates, that is how you end up on the pyre soaked with sake and FIRE. Thirdly, Gyutaro. Oh. MY GOD, this pond scum haired bastard. First off, congrats to him for being a teensy bit more tolerable than Dak in my opinion. It's not much but it's better than being a whiny bitch focused only on how pretty one is all because the boss said that ya looked pretty literally just to bait you into blind loyalty. The downside, is that Gyutaro is a an EVEN WORSE ZENITSU. Remember those meltdowns, yeah this guy's worse. Way worse. This mother fucker is not only VISUALLY unappealing to me, he is croaky AND whiny. Crying and moaning over how handsome Uzui was and how he had no issues with women. Like, Gyu, sorry that you're literally the epitome of oversized twink on reddit, please just stop being a more violent Zenitsu, you are not helping your case. And while you're at it, MUZZLE YOUR WHINY ASS SISTER. tl;dr: Uzui is an asshole but still a family man, uzui was disturbed at how these three kanoe act like his wives, Daki's a whiny brat, and Gyutaro is just violent pond scum Zenitsu. Thank you for letting me scream this essay of a piece on The Red Light District arc.

Jesus you really went into depth 🤣

#nymph.letters♡ #nymph's 🍶nonnie♡

[tokoyamifumi]

there was literally NO reason for uzui to tell gyutaro that he had three wives, he literally just wanted to flex. its not like it was an indispensable piece of information that had to be shared. gyutaro was like “i hate you for being hot when im this hideous” and uzui was just like “damn that sucks for you bro, couldnt be me tho im so sexy plus i have 3 wives plus L+ ratio”. not only did it add nothing to the conversation, it just pissed gyutaro off and made him want to kill uzui even more. like we get it bro, youre hot and sexy and could pull anyone you want at any moment, but is it really worth possibly getting killed by an enraged, hideous demon with bad hair?

#mine #this reads like i dont like uzui but i do #he is in fact hot and sexy and i want to be his fourth wife #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #kny #uzui tengen #gyutaro

[sunnyasswaffles]

if the hashiras had a modern au group chat

- 9 dumb bitches -

Flame Himbo 🔥: Good Morning Everyone! 😁

a literal watermelon 🍉 : good morning Rengoku!

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: so are you mfs gonna ignore the fact that its fuckin 6am or??

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: shinazugawa your ass sleeps in until noon stfu

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: also who changed our usernames? 🤨 i thought “festive sugar daddy” was a keeper :(

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: okay and?? that doesn’t mean i want to be woken up at the ass crack of dawn

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: whoever changed my fuckin name better change it back or i’ll eat your ass

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: B

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: PFFFFFF

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: I MEANT BEAT DAMMIT

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: it’s too early for this shit

*ugly feral chihuahua 💨 is now offline*

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

a literal watermelon 🍉 : poor shinazugawa :(

Flame Himbo 🔥: What’s A Himbo?

a fucking god 🌊: come to think of it, you should keep that name, rengoku.

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: agreed

Flame Himbo 🔥: ?? It Was A Genuine Question :((

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: wait

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: hold on

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: tomioka was it your ass that changed the usernames?? 🤨

a fucking god 🌊: it was and i have no regrets

a fucking god 🌊: until the bitch that ate my onigiri fesses up, the names are staying as they are.

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: istfg..

ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋: sanemi lookin kinda sus

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: bro your late

Flame Himbo 🔥: You’re*

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: im this close 🤏🏻 to blocking you

Flame Himbo 🔥: Awh Why? I Was Just Making Sure You Use Proper Grammar, Uzui :((

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: damn, i didn’t know this was english class bro. im such a silly goose 🤪✌️

Flame Himbo 🔥: 🥲

a literal watermelon 🍉: don’t be mean uzui >:(

ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋: anyways.. it was tokito that ate your onigiri @a fucking god 🌊 because he said you took his squishmallow and haven’t given it back yet 😁

vape cloud ☁️: bitch, why you gotta snitch on me

ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋: because you know i wanted to eat it to piss him off

a fucking god 🌊: i hate you both

ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋: 😁💕

vape cloud ☁️: @a fucking god 🌊 give me back my squishmallow

a fucking god 🌊: i gave it to obanai

vape cloud ☁️: without my permission?? bro-

im a slithery lil slnakey slnake 😝🐍: no you didn’t…

vape cloud ☁️ : tomioka. if you dont give me my squishmallow back i will send your ass to mars.

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: ☕️👀

Flame Himbo 🔥: …

a literal watermelon 🍉: 🍿

ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋: 🤭😈

dilf THE ROCK johnson 🪨: Tokito, must you threaten him with such violence?

vape cloud ☁️: yes

a fucking god 🌊: i’ll give it back i promise just let me have it for one more night

vape cloud ☁️: no, buy your own.

a fucking god 🌊: fine, but you owe me onigiri.

vape cloud ☁️: i dont owe you shit

vape cloud ☁️: and, kocho. don’t think you’re off the hook for snitching..

ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋: you try anything, and i’ll throw your ass on the streets.

dilf THE ROCK johnson 🪨: No you won’t.

vape cloud ☁️: see? himejima got me.

dilf THE ROCK johnson 🪨: That doesn’t give you permission to torment Kocho.

ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋: 😚✌️

Flame Himbo 🔥: I Still Don’t Know What A Himbo Is.

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: google is free

a literal watermelon 🍉: what does that have to do with himbos, uzui?

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: Rengoku, Kanroji, i love you both but sometimes i really feel like you both share the same braincell.

okay im a slithery lil slnakey slnake 😝🐍: uzui stfu, leave mitsuri out of it.

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: silence simp

vape cloud ☁️: simp

ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋: simp

a fucking god 🌊: simp

*ugly feral chihuahua 💨 is now online*

ugly feral chihuahua 💨: simp

*ugly feral chihuahua 💨 is now offline*

Flame Himbo 🔥: I Don’t Know What It Means But, Simp.

im a slithery lil slnakey slnake 😝🐍: i hate all of you

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: except for Kanroji 😉

*im a slithery lil slnakey slnake 😝🐍 is now offline*

a literal watermelon 🍉: guyyyss stop being mean to obanai :((

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: you know i had to do it to em

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎:

vape cloud ☁️: i respect the drip 😔✊

a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: as you should 😌

#uzui basically carries the gc #should i make a part 2? #cuz this was fun to write #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #kny #kny hashira #kny hashira groupchat #uzui tengen #rengoku kyojuro #sanemi shinazugawa #ooc #shinobu kochou #mitsuri kanroji #iguro obanai #muichiro tokito #gyomei himejima #giyuu tomioka #kny modern au #obamitsu if you squint

[raamitsu]

THOUGHTS ON CHAPTER 248 :

For this chapter, it focuses a lot on the inseparable duos; MitsuKkai and the Haitanis bros - plus there are little segments with Senju and Sanzu (looking forward to their fights) and of course... KokoNui, the most "k-drama"-ish soulmates ever lol.

I think it is no surprise that Mitsuya once looked up to the Haitanis considering how stylish they are and with Mitsuya's fashion sense that plays a role into that inspiration of his, I'm like, "Ooooh understandable, my love, you got taste." Recently I replied to someone that Mitsuya probably regretted his life for complimenting The Haitanis because he must have seen how those two acted together and be like, "Wow I really thought they were cool but they were just like any other [bad] delinquents", but I might need to correct that narrative cuz what's "cool" about The Haitanis by the perspective of Mitsuya was probably their charisma and outer appearance-wise. Well... at least that's what I hope the meaning behind his "cool" is all about.

Anyways, I'm breaking my silence.... Rindou in this panel looks so... I dunno... pretty? It is some kind of a peaceful look, though maybe that could also be the "resting bitch face" type, but hey I'm still down for my man Mitsuya lol ~

One thing I really dislike about The Haitanis (Oh please don't hate me for this, I'm just expressing my thoughts and for reassurance, I know that some things in the world of delinquency are normal and inevitable) is their "dirty tricks" attack style. I know it was Sanzu who downplayed Toman 2nd Gen in the beginning of their encounter, but let's real talk here, the Haitanis are also known to joke around about "someone being childish" and it started way back to the Tenjiku arc with Hakkai and Angry, but I beg yall to PLEASE look at them carefully here...

Like ?????? Who's being dimwit here ??? I don't think they know what "being an adult" or playing fair and square means lol but anyways here ya go, your beautiful "adults".

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Yeah I know I called these two the most "k-drama"-ish soulmates above, but put the self-titled aside, I really hope they reconcile instantly because... you know... let me be sincere with you from the bottom of my heart, it doesn't feel good to see them part away like this, and somehow I do believe Inupi feels the same way as how he tries to approach Koko and wants him to stop running away. There is just something between them that is yet to settle, thus why I want them to work it out as quickly as possible.

like come on GIVE US SOMETHING DON'T HUNG UP ON US-

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HERE WE GO, the most anticipated fight that most of us have actually been waiting for - Senju vs. Sanzu. Just like KokoNui, these two also have stuffs that are yet to settle in reference to CH 241, and yall know very well, especially if you're coming from an Asian household, how siblings usually are acting around whenever they had an argument. No generalization here but most of it are true, coming from someone with the same type of household.

As we have acknowledged from Bonten arc, Sanzu is given a nickname as "loyal mad dog". He's proved to be a true loyalist out of any members to Mikey, but his loyalty also sparks a lot of questions among the readers of this manga series. Sincerely, I still can't seem to grasp the true motive of his choice, purpose after what happened in CH 241. Why would he decides to stay with Mikey instead of seeking revenge on him, etc.? Basically CH 241 is Senju's POV and that she even admitted she didn't know the full story of what happened that day but it still traumatize her till recently in this panel.

So, is it possible within this siblings fight, we could obtain Sanzu's POV to make up or fulfill at least half of Senju's POV ? Because I am dying to know about it and hopefully it does justice to these family's backstory as well.

Silly fact: When I read the word "fighting all flamboyantly" , I was suddenly reminded by Uzui Tengen asashadgshvjvdk

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Last but not least........

Gotta be one of Mitsuya panels that drives me crazy xD Oh and I love how Ran looks so pissed in here cuz yeah that's my man Takashi for you !!

#TOOK ME FOREVER TO MAKE THIS POST POSSIBLE #nahh that's a lie. it took me one and a half day to finish this but still... #since i usually busy... i made a draft beforehand and kept coming back to add more words when i had the idea #my back is aching right now hahaha #tokyo revengers #tokyo manji kai #tokyo manji gang #tr 248 #tr spoilers #tokyo revengers spoilers #here you go... my overall thoughts on chapter 248 #sorry for being a late poster #hope yall have a good day #let's meet again on this Saturday night / Friday morning

[tothemeadow]

here's several random hc's i have. some are nsfw, some aren't.

Mitsuri is obsessed with chubby tummies on other people. she's honestly kind of upset that her metabolism doesn't allow for her to develop one

Rengoku and Uzui regularly fuck, but like, as Bros™. Uzui actually really likes bottoming but he's a brat about it

Muichiro collects things. he doesn't know why, but he tends to collect interesting rocks, feathers, and leaves. he thinks, sometimes that maybe it has something to do with his forgetfulness and memory loss

Gyomei's cats have learned that he is blind and chirp whenever they're around him so that he knows where they are

Tokoyami is honestly one of the best friends an introvert can have. he can talk forever about his interests and lead the conversation, but he's also super into just chilling in silence while both of y'all do your separate tasks

Aizawa is demisexual, tho he probably doesn't use that word to describe himself. he doesn't actually dislike Ms. Joke, in fact he has a lot of respect for her as a fellow hero and teacher. he just hates her persistence in trying to get him to go out with her

Aoyama can't cook to save his life, but he's a fantastic baker

Mina is aro, though she doesn't realize it. she's in love with the idea of love and desperately wants a relationship, just like so many other aro/aces who haven't realized it yet

i should probably stop there lol

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(Empress)

THESE ARE SO GOOODDDDDDDD WOW

(Also I did a big 😫 at the Kyojuro/Tengen one because I also see them as fuck buddies)

#royal court session #submission

[interstellix]

Who’s ur demon slayer fav 👁👁

NO BUT THE TIMING i literally Just finished rewatching some scenes–

idk bro they change all the time :( k i'll be real, i love tanjiro, his kindness is out of this world and i just want to protect him 💔 BUT i also love nezuko because she's so fjskgkd 💔 but shinobu too esp bc she's voiced by one of my favorite jp vas 💔 but don't get me started on giyu please i'm literally in love with him after how much he has helped tanjiro 💔 but also from the very bottom of my heart i hate sanemi after all his bs in s1 but i'm so damn curious about what the wind hashira can do so i still can't bring myself to actually hate HATE him 💔 but uzui too i love this man sm k 💔 AND LISTEN K LISTTTTEN i can't with inosuke he's just so gjdkgkfkf i love him

anyway–

what about you love 😌

#IM SORRY BUT YOU CANT JUST ASK THIS AND EXPECT ONE SINGLE ANSWER ?????

[bluespiderlilies]

Pillars x Modern reader? Please if it alright with you

hi!! i was going to say no tbh bc my rules say only two charas max but,, i'll let it slide i guess lmao 

modern! pillars x reader!hcs: 

himejima gyoumei:

okay so like,, in a modern au i like to imagine that gyoumei would be a sculptor hehe (yes, i know, not v original).

and you a painter!! 

and like,, the two of you are secret admirers of one another 

like he would often see you at the art gallery he frequents just staring at his sculptures & just,,, looking at them w pure awe?

 which he finds so heartwarming & makes him super motivated & happy in what he does!! 

and at art auctions when he buys your paintings? you feel like fainting from happiness bc the guy you admire so much BUYS YOUR PAINTINGS?!?! 

so then one day the two of you just,, bumped into each other coincidentally while at the art gallery the two of you go to often

the two of you chat comfortably before asking for one another's numbers & discuss about a potential coffee date!! 

and so, after that & a couple more dates, the two of you became official!!

iguro obanai:

hmm i feel like snek boi would be a tattoo artist 

you a florist (FUCK i hate my unoriginal ideas) 

your shops are right beside each other's haha

you sometimes talked but it was only about small awkward things like the weather BYE

but then one day you got locked out of your shop oops

so you,, sort of stayed w/ obanai in his shop until the person you called to help came

 which he didn't mind at all btw

surprisingly, the two of you got along really well? not to mention you guys liked a lot of the same things & had similar hobbies??

 from then on the two of you were kinda Whipped™™™™™ for each other lmaoo,, you often went to each other's shops when you guys didn't have any customers/had a slow day 

so then you decided to confess and!! he accepted your feelings & said he felt the same way!! (screams) & ever since then the two of you began to date uwu

rengoku kyoujurou:

okay so kyoujurou in the kimetsu academy au is a history teacher, right? 

and you are the english teacher!! 

honestly the entire school love the two of you so much

 and they even ship the two of you super hard\ but!! the thing is? the two of you are already dating, haha~ the students just don't know that yet

so it's hella amusing when the two of you witness them trying to set the two of you up with one another 

so you and kyoujurou had a mutual agreement to just act innocent and go along w what they do (which the students totally fall for)

until one day you accidentally let it slip (whoops) 

"hi guys, sorry for being late, kyoujurou won't be here today 'cause he's sick and i had to take care of him for a bit—oops did i just spill everything?"

 from then on the entire school knew the two of you were dating (and thank god, bc now you guys could be affectionate in public lmaoooo)

tokitou muichirou:

muichirou would be like that quiet, asocial first year *wheeze*

& like...there's tons of rumors of him being rude n closed off to others that try to be friends w him

n you're like!! haha!! fuck those rumors i want to be friends w him!! (plus he's cute wink wink) 

so, you try to approach him by sitting in front of his desk during lunch, or talk to him front time to time in your close (surprise!! the two of you are in the same class) 

he ignores you tbh & even tries to push you away,,, but you're super persistent (in an annoyingly,, cute way?) 

but like one day, you're absent from class two days in a row, and he's like,, fuck?? is it my fault??? did i do something to them?? is (name) not here bc of me?? i miss (name) surprisingly a lot and idk why???

and like for the two days he feels like he's fuckin hallucinating or some shit bc he always turns his head to the direction he expects you to be, or like hears your voice even if you're not there? 

but then you came after those two days, and he immediately comes up to you and questions you as to why you were absent 

you just laugh and smile, telling him that you were sick (& tease him too) which he gets really flustered at and even blushes bc he missed you a lot bye 

so then he confesses to you, and tells you that even if it was two days, it felt like forever and he just really missed you and wanted you to be by his side?? and you found that hella cute (also bc of his blushing face) so like uh,, ever since then the two of you started to date

tomioka giyuu:

kimetsu academy au where he's the gym teacher (duh it's canon) & ur the assistant nurse of tamayo uwu

you often supervise whenever giyuu has a class bc you know how rough he can be,, so you're just there in case anything happens

 cue the students being in love w you bc you're the literal opposite of giyuu

cue the students lowkey shipping the two of you too (& the two of you are HELLA oblivious about about, too) 

you like to chat w him sometimes, even if you're the one who's doing most of the talking

despite his rough nature you actually find him really cute and like??? attractive 

and giyuu?? is naturally attracted to you too?? but then one day a student fight breaks out and while giyuu tries to stop it he ends up getting injured

so you, of course, treat him the best you can—tending to the bruises on his face & the cuts on his arms & legs,, and like your touch is so fucking good and gentle and like??? bitch is about to melt too

he ends up telling you that he likes you,, and you're shocked bc omg?? the guy i like just confessed & asked me out (btw u said yes haha)

uzui tengen:

aight so spy!au where he is sent to spy on you bc you're under suspicion working under an illegal organization (wait this counts as a modern au right? yeah anyways,,) 

he moves in to the apartment right across from you as your new "neighbor" 

he also works as the cashier at the bakery you work at too!!

 bc of that, naturally, the two of you got close

you thought he was v attractive and funny lmao,, you especially found his "flamboyant" catch phrase hella endearing too 

and tengen was like: fUCK NO I CANT FALL IN LOVE W YOU YOU'RE MY MISSION!! 

yeah right lmao bc he did end up falling in love w you. so he even asked you out (which ofc you said yes?? like bro tengen is literally the person of you're dreams) 

but he reminded himself that he still had a mission to do, so he used it the fact that the two of you were dating to his advantage to find more about you (aka snooping) 

you didn't really mind that + the fact that he asked lots of questions about you

but once he found out that you were completely clear, he was?? highkey happy and relieved, so he could date you comfortably without being paranoid lmao

kanroji mitsuri:

idol! mitsuri and manager! reader au hehe 

honestly you have been w mitsuri ever since she debuted

you watched her grow as both a singer and as a person—you saw all the sides of her personality, habits, flaws, etc; which honestly? made you fall in love w her 

however, you kept your feelings a secret bc you didn't want anybody to find out plus ruin mitsuri's reputation?

like okay you get fired but you don't want to hurt mitsuri or the years of hard work to be destroyed 

but it's so fuckin hard you know? bc she's super affectionate w you, and you're over here trying to keep your feelings in? 

so eventually you just,,, confess to her—all the feelings you had pent up just finally spill out

unexpectedly?? she says she feels the same way?? but she's been in love w you ever since she first laid eyes on you?? 

so lmao you keep your relationship a secret, even from the agency you work at lmao 

despite the hardships that you guys often face, you get through them together and the two of you couldn't be anymore happier w one another??

kochou shinobu: 

roommates au in which the two of you are college students 

shinobu a pharmacology major & you in toxicology!!

bc of you living together and even sharing some classes, the two of you spend a lot of time w each other 

you guys have plenty of study dates too haha 

and cute stuff like night outs or movies nights!!! 

honestly the more time you spend w her, the more time you?? fall in love shinobu. like. head over heels for her. 

and shinobu's like??? I FEEL REALLY NICE AND FUZZY AROUND YOU (in her brain, though) 

so the two of you end up confessing at the same time during movie night bc the movie reminded the two of you of each other a lot?? uh?? 

when the two of you realize what you said two each other, the two of you laugh it off and just? begin dating 

nothing really changes tbh!! just more affection, dates, spending time w each other, and being more intimate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

shinazugawa sanemi:

bodyguard au :D in which sanemi is your newly appointed bodyguard and you're a millionaire that needs to be protected 

honestly he thought you'd be snobby as fuck considering that's how rich people usually are in his eyes

 but?? you're really freakin chill and cool?? not like he'd admit that aloud lmaoo

you like to tease him a lot bc he's so uptight w you, but apologize & give him ohagi (which he really fuckin loves?? Uh??)

you always try to convince him to play video games w you lmaoo esp mario kart (he declines though *eyeroll emoji*)

since he's almost always serious around you, when you find him tending to your dogs and being so soft around them you're like?? fuck?? my heart?? 

so basically the two of u dumbasses have feelings for each other but are oblivious + don't want to confess,,, like the more time you spend w one another the more you fall in love?

and he absolutely just,, loves it when you visit orphanages and help w the kids and the way you treat them is so sweet? 

yeah. he's so in love. 

but it wasn't until you ended up in a life-threatening situation that he actually confessed to you—which, as serious as the moment was, you cracked a joke and accepted his feelings.

#pillar hcs #pillars x reader #himejima gyoumei x reader #gyoumei himejima x reader #giyuu tomioka x reader #tomioka giyuu x reader #obanai iguro x reader #iguro obanai x reader #muichirou tokitou x reader #tokitou muichirou x reader #sanemi shinazugawa x reader #shinazugawa sanemi x reader #shinobu kochou x reader #kochou shinobu x reader #mitsuri kanroji x reader #kanroji mitsuri x reader #tengen uzui x reader #uzui tengen x reader #kyoujurou rengoku x reader #rengoku kyoujurou x reader

[the-mu-in-muichirou]

Hello, I am bothering you once again with Mist Pillar Yuichirou AU, but headcanons that ft. cool flame bro Rengoku Kyojuro + Swordsmith Village arc stuff (warning, I wrote too much, sorry)

Kyojuro acts pretty similar to how he interacted with Muichirou in canon, hence brotherly affection and concern

Although since Yuichirou isn’t amnesiac like Muichirou, Yuichirou’s aloofness toward Kyojuro is because Yuichirou consciously and subconsciously refuses to open up for reasons that I’ll leave for another day.

Kyojuro often invited Yuichirou for meals whenever the oppurtunity came up. Yui though spent the first five or so invitations rejecting them. Actually, the only reason he even accepted the first time was because Oyakata-sama was more than willing to not give him more missions until he did.

Since Yuichirou was an older brother, he wasn’t used to being the one cared for, which made him resistant to being treated as a little brother. So he acted pretty coldly to him at first.

Of course, this did NOTHING to deter Kyojuro from inviting him for meals or really just interacting with him in general. In fact, he tried even harder for Yui to open up to him.

Yui was very confused. Why is wasting time with him? What purpose does he have for doing so? Shouldn’t he be focusing on missions?

At some point though, Yui found he didn’t hate being around Kyojuro. By present day, he considered Kyojuro the Pillar he was the closest to, though he  never admits it outright.

The last time Yuichirou saw Kyojuro was just a week prior to him boarding the Infinity Train, over dinner before Yuichirou headed for his next mission.

When they were about to part ways, Yuichirou has the urge to tell Kyojuro he appreciates him being kind to him, but finds himself unable to say it. Kyojuro before he leaves tells Yuichirou he hopes that he’ll find a reason to smile again.

Yuichirou is stunned when the crow delivers the news Kyojuro is dead. At first, he’s just numb and acts the same openly. But in the weeks and months that follow, Yuichirou begins to have more trouble controlling his anger than before.

Kyoujuro’s death leaves Yuichirou feeling more lost, after losing yet another person that cared about him.

About a month after Uzui’s retirement, Yuichirou ends up getting injured (in part due to his anger). Oyakata-sama puts him on leave, requesting for Yuichirou to take the time to find himself again.

Once he recovers enough, he heads to the Swordsmith Village not sure what else to do with his sudden idle time.

Yuichirou’s reason for wanting to use the doll was feeling restless being forced to not work. But Yuichirou being more irritable coupled with Kotetsu’s crying reminding him Muichirou made him lose his temper and he snapped at Kotetsu to stop whining.

And then when Tanjirou intervened, his words remind him of something Muichirou and his father would say and made Yuichirou more angry. So he ends up knocking him unconscious.

He avoids Tanjirou for the next couple days due to both this event and not wanting to jinx something. But he remembers something Kyojuro once said to him.

“Let’s do the best we can as Pillars.”

It makes feel guilty since he suspected Rengoku had praise for Tanjirou, so he decides to seek him out. Where he finds he’s close to dying from dehydration training with the dummy thanks to Kotetsu’s teaching methods.

Yuichirou to his own surprise steps in to train Tanjirou (and save him from dehydration). Consciously, it’s because the idea a slayer that survived an Upper Moon dying from dehydration because of a brat with no knowledge of human limits is a stupid way to die.

But the actual reason is because he doesn’t want a kind person like Tanjirou to die like Rengoku. Of course, Yuichirou doesn’t realize this because he still hasn’t come to terms with himself yet.

#KHSJKH #GO AHEAD AND BOTHER ME AS MUCH AS YOU WANT!! #I DON"T MIND! #also! #big brother Kyojuro has me very soft #Yui not knowing how to react but appreciating very lowkey #very nice #very very nice #these are very good head canons #the-mu-in-muichirou submission #submission #submissions #kny submission #kny #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #mist pillar yuichirou au #not my writing #tokitou yuichirou #tokito yuichiro #yuichirou tokitou #yuichiro tokito #yuichirou kny #kyoujurou rengoku #rengoku kyoujurou #rengoku kyojuro #kyojuro rengoku #kamado tanjirou #tanjirou kamado #kny headcanons

[once-upon-a-scenario]

The Pillars with Pets; Part 2 of the Modern AU

:D __ Mitsuri -so Mitsuri actually wanted a dog of her own so bad and took the first opportunity to get one -she adopted her bab from a shelter -originally, she was thinking more along the lines of a small, floofy dog -like a Pomeranian, maybe, or a poodle -but -b u t -look. The huge, ambiguously mixed dog was. Right there. And she had such big, sweet eyes. -‘twas love at first sight -Aki-chan is an older dog and has a limp, but she shares her owner’s zest for life -together, they’re so full of energy that it’s downright terrifying -but in the best possible way! -Aki-chan gives the best slobbery kisses. Aki-chan is always there to wake Mitsuri up with happy barking in the morning. They cuddle together at night. -Aki-chan is an absolute sweetheart but considering her sheer size, she acts as a very effective deterrent for folks who are just plain Not Nice to Mitsuri -it’s like…the dog has a sixth sense for when her owner is uncomfortable or sad -Mitsuri likes to knit sweaters for Aki in the wintertime -they don’t always fit quite right but it’s fun! -also bakes Aki dog treats at home -tends to want to share food with her; has to remind herself that feeding dogs human stuff isn’t generally that good of an idea -(however, Aki will inevitably end up getting a few tidbits when Mitsuri’s cooking/baking) -(only the stuff that’s ok for her to eat, though!) -also also Aki is exactly That Kind of dog, the type that you’d think only appears in animated movies -the type that matchmakes -she does that 101 Dalmatian thing to Mitsuri and this cute brunette dude they met at the park -(y’know, the whole “lol hoomans I am apparently the only one smart enough to notice the chemistry between you so I shall tie you together with my leash until one of you breaks”) Obanai: -I mean he canonically has a snek -Kaburamaru is a pure boy -Iguro first got his snake as a teenager, when he was still living with his family -it was the only true gift he was ever allowed from them -his home life…was not the best -he hated his parents and siblings and used to dream of the day he’d be able to leave -moved out as soon as he could afford it with Kaburamaru in tow -he loves his noodle all the more because snakes live long lives; Kaburamaru’s been with him through thick and thin, through all the bad times in his life -and Iguro moved out, he really was Iguro’s only friend -at this point, Iguro treats him more like a person than anything -he’ll sit next to Kaburamaru’s enclosure with a book in hand and chat to him about how ridiculous the plot is -will sometimes just let the snek boi out and let him wiggle around his neck while he does other stuff -hates social media but will post pics of the noodle -it’s all his Instagram has: -Aesthetic pics or cute videos of Kaburamaru just chilling -hates his neighbors and will answer the door with Kaburamaru on his shoulders + talking to the snake just to freak them out -kids in the neighborhood spread rumors that he’s a ~witch~ -he literally doesn’t give a damn as long as they leave him alone lmao -the reptilian equivalent of “Crazy Old Cat Lady” -funny thing is that he isn’t particularly fond of animals in general -Kaburamaru is, he’s decided, his first and last snake/pet -has heart attacks on the daily once he starts dating this really wonderful woman who owns a heckin dog, and a huge one at that. Iguro is not used to animals that shed. -also dog-proofed his house at first out of paranoia that Aki would eat his snek -(though he later warmed up to her and decided to trust that she probably wouldn’t lol) Uzui: -has two ferrets -one is cinnamon, the other is white -white bab is named Momo -cinnamon bab is named…Chanel -(can you guess who got naming rights on Chanel) -(hint: it was not one of Tengen’s wives) -the ferrets were bought because everybody in the household wanted a pet but nobody could agree on what animal they were going to get -(Tengen wanted a bird, Makio wanted a dog, Suma wanted a bunny and Hinatsuru wanted them all to shut up and actually do some research) -eventually, they somehow came up with a combination of the desired pet traits and decided that ferrets were the best fit -anyway Momo & Chanel are spoilt rotten -they live the most Expensive, most flamboyant lives a pair of ferrets could possibly live -Suma thinks they’re adorable and babies them -Makio loves how energetic and spunky they are -Hinatsuru is just quietly affectionate. It’s so cute to watch the rest of the family coo over them -Tengen considers them his children -he is the pet owner who dresses up for Halloween with them -(once he and the other three went as pirates with the ferrets as their parrots ack I hate that that rhymes lol) -and makes them Instagram famous -is probably considering dedicating a Youtube channel to them as well -it’s like -bruh -how obsessed could you possibly be with a pair of small furry slinkies -(very obsessed, apparently)  -Chanel & Momo: *exist*  -Tengen: fucking superb, you flamboyant little goblins :D  -shows them off constantly to his friends  -it was especially bad for the first couple of months after he got them  -not that the showing off has died down over the years, the others have just…gotten used to his dramatics by now  -tbh usually somebody (probably Hinatsuru) would stop him, but the other three are also too obsessed with their babies to be Mature about it  Sanemi:  -“Maybe I’ll get a dog,” Sanemi said to himself  -“Other animals are kinda stupid and not my thing”  -“Hi,” said Fate, dumping a betta fish in a plastic cup on his doorstep. “Will it work if I try to appeal to your soft side?”  -Sanemi is  r a g e  -what kind of bastard just dumps a living fISH on a stranger’s doorstep  -bro  -wtf  -he’s so angry  -hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  -well, he keeps it in that plastic cup on his kitchen table, because he has *no clue* what to do with it  -tries to call a few people and make them take it  -fails  -he stares furiously at the fish a little more before starting to feel uneasy because…can it…really survive in such a tiny cup  -buys a cheap secondhand fish tank and some fish food that’s apparently for bettas  -(Genya: no, see, this one’s specially for betta fish  Sanemi: wtf is the difference)  -posts stuff on social media “is there any sad shithead out there willing to take a stupid blue fish”  -some people answer, Sanemi makes it clear that they have to chat with him first before coming to pick up the fish because he’s not a *monster,* he’s not gonna send the creature to a neglectful owner  -turns out, he hates every single candidate. Or maybe he’s just…getting really knowledgeable about betta fish. Maybe he’s joined a group for first-time betta owners. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe he bought a new tank and new food and the betta is actually starting to look kinda perky and flashy  -(Siamese fighting fish. It’s a fighting fish. It’s Fierce. Sanemi…does not dislike it. It’s kinda rad.)  -Come to think of it. He did own stag beetles as a kid. Maybe dogs aren’t the only pets worth owning…?  -the betta is eventually named Dragon, he gets a big tank, balanced diet, and a Marimo mossball friend, and Sanemi becomes a fish expert despite the fact that he swears this is “temporary”  -(Shinobu, dropping by for lunch/to antagonize him: lmao right a ‘’’temporary’’’ tank that you decorated yourself and ‘’’temporary’’’ bloodworms in your freezer and ‘’’temporary’’’ smiling when you come home and your fish swims out to greet you)  Himejima (warning: a little sad compared to the others. Some brief mentions of death/loss and grief) -has a seeing eye dog  -she’s a black Labrador named Nana, and has been living with him for a few years now  -they’re honestly a perfect match  -Nana’s a sweet, steady dog and is good company for her owner  -when she isn’t working, she’s pretty content to amble around the house and/or snuggle up to Gyoumei  -having her has had a huge positive influence on him  -he wasn’t exactly in the best state, emotionally, after losing his kids all those years ago  -it took him a while to heal  -and Nana’s presence grounded him throughout  -she kept him from kind of shrinking into himself  -at his darkest moments, Gyoumei might have preferred to reject help, even when his friends came to call  -but Nana always barked happily and ran up to the door to welcome visitors  -she’d whine and wake him up in the mornings  -offer a ton of slobbery doggy kisses  -it helped him open up again, little by little  -Gyoumei is of the opinion that Nana was his main teacher in relearning how to trust people  -he occasionally organizes playdates for her with Aki and Mitsuri  -Mitsuri also knits matching sweaters for Aki and Nana  -she sometimes throws in a sweater for Gyoumei, too  -Nana is often bamboozled by Gyoumei when he prays or works out  -hooman  -hooman what are these strange and repetitive movements that you do  -hooman why do you sit still with your hands together and ignore me  -it’s kinda funny how she gets confused and starts sniffing Gyoumei or nudging him with her nose  -though Gyoumei no longer truly requires encouragement to get out of bed in the mornings, Nana still makes a point of waking him up with kisses -and nuzzles -and doing this weird thing where she puts her paws on his cheeks like she’s trying to cup his face in her ‘‘‘hands’‘‘ lol -it coaxes a rare smile out of Gyoumei -Nana’s existence in general makes him smile

#Kimetsu no yaiba #Demon Slayer #kanroji mitsuri #himejima gyoumei #iguro obanai #uzui tengen #shinazugawa sanemi #headcanons #imagines #pets #modern AU #obamitsu #I have no first hand experience with seeing eye dogs #so please let me know if there's anything inaccurate! #Mod Eve

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Headcanons Nobody Asked for... (1/3)

I asked two of my friends who have never seen or read Kimetsu no Yaiba to give me headcanons for different characters! They know a few details or names from me talking about it but they still don’t know a lot.

I sent them the character’s official anime design/silhouette/whatever it’s called plus a second pic (usually a screenshot). I added the screenshots I sent them, ‘cause why not?

They’ve dubbed themselves Fish and Ferret for the purpose of this post. This whole experience was chaotic...

Hashira this time:

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Mitsuri

- “Watermelon wife!”

- “She makes cookie dough just to eat it... doesn’t make the cookies”

- “Doesn’t shave her legs and will cut anyone who gives her crap for it”

- “She can’t be trusted to go into target alone otherwise she will buy the entire snack aisle”

- “Also one time she tried to bring a sword to the airport and got mad when security tried to take it away”

- “She snores”

Giyuu

- “Played the bagpipes ONE TIME and now everyone gives him shit for it”

- “He has two little sisters and he paints their nails for them”

- “He holds the snacks when everyone goes on adventures”

- “He’s hiding friendship bracelets on his ankles under those socks”

- “His pants WILL fall down without that belt and he makes sure everyone around him knows it”

- “Wears pants two sizes too large so he has room to do cartwheels and hide snacks in them”

- “Lets everyone play with his hair when they get stressed and it’s surprisingly soft “

- “Definitely puts product in his hair but denies it”

Sanemi

- “Takes off his shirt whenever he can just to prove that he does in fact have abs”

- “Eats hot Cheetos and thinks they’re spicy... Will fuck you up if you try to take one without asking”

- “The softest dude bro you’ll ever meet but he can still kick your ass”

- “Will destroy you in mini golf with no mercy”

- “I feel like he wears mascara to fancy events”

- “He had an mcr phase in middle school and never recovered”

- “Secretly plays the banjo but only when extremely drunk”

- “He holds his pencils dead wrong and is too stubborn to admit it”

- “Got lost in an ikea once and destroyed several hundred dollars worth of furniture trying to find his friends”

Shinobu

- “Unironically uses “uwu” while texting”

- “Pretends to be civil to her exes but still has massive grudges against them for tiny dumb things”

- “Will spend hours in the butterfly room at the museum trying to make friends with all the butterflies”

- “Will pull the “oh, you haven’t heard?” thing if she does anything dumb”

- “Has broken the toes of boys who were harassing her friends”

- “Squished a bug by accident once and started sobbing and quoting hamlet”

- “An absolute slut for themed gift baskets”

- “Has to smell all the scented candles but never buys any”

Uzui

- “Absolute crackhead”

- “Stole a shopping cart once and still has it in his basement somewhere”

- “Bedazzles his jeans”

- “Once jumped out of a tree with a makeshift parachute and was surprised when it didn’t work”

- “Scared of spiders”

- “Has a youtube channel where the only videos are him doing dumb shit”

Gyomei

- “ “Guys come on, it’s not jewelry!” “

- “A big softie but refuses to admit it”

- “His friends quote vines a lot and he doesn’t get it”

- “Frequently gets lost from the group while stopping to tie his shoe”

- “Very passionate about saving the bees”

Muichirou

- “Soft!!”

- “Regularly calls people out for being idiots but is just trying to keep everyone safe”

- “He looks for smooth rocks and takes them home just because”

- “Was the kid who sat in the outfield and made daisy chains for his friends during baseball practice”

- “He spends 10 minutes lint-rolling cat hair off his clothes before he leaves the house”

- “Owns 20 pairs of the same socks because they were on sale”

Iguro

- “He orders food for his Snek at restaurants and makes sure there’s no egg in it because his Snek is allergic”

- “Snuggles with Snek during the winter to make sure Snek stays warm”

- “Has ink all over his hands from artwork”

- “Crochets tiny Snek hats! Gives them as gifts and no one knows what to do with them”

- “Snek draws too and he hangs the pictures up in his house”

- “Gives other people haircuts and they’re surprisingly good”

Kyojuro

- “Fights crocodiles and refuses to see why it isn’t a good idea”

- “Can and will fight anything that moves”

- “Will drink until he passes out if he’s trying to beat someone else”

- “Challenges people to push-up contests for fun. Everyone hates it”

- “Always the one who comes up with bad ideas that somehow end up working”

- “Bleached his hair by himself once and refuses to acknowledge the fact that it was ever a different color”

- “Shaved the ends of his eyebrows off on a whim and keeps them like that only because everyone hates them”

I then asked them about some canon things and who they thought applied to who as well as asking about their friendships

“Who would you ship?”

- “I ship hot cheeto boy and shopping cart man” / “I feel like they have the most potential chaotic energy together” (Sanemi and Uzui)

- “Butterfly girl and bagpipe boy are possibly together and it’s the softest thing ever” (Shinobu and Giyuu)

“Who do you think has multiple spouses?”

- “Doesn’t get vines guy has a fuck ton of wives but they’re all buds so it’s fine” (Gyomei)

“One is trained by the other, who is that?”

- “Mui is being trained by butterfly girl” (Shinobu)

“More of a fandom thing but which one gets bullied by the others?”

- “I think flame haired bleach boy gets absolutely roasted by everyone but they keep him around because he knows how to have a good time” (Kyo)

“Who are friends?”

“Snek and Mui are buds!”

#maru post #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #kny mitsuri #kny giyuu #kny sanemi #kny uzui #kny himejima #kny iguro #kny muichiro #kny shinobu #kny kyojuro #kny hashira #hashira #kny headcanons #kimetsu no yaiba headcanons #hashira headcanons

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1 yeah i see what you mean about kanao it would be super boring for her to survive that way especially considering her relationship with tanjiro isn’t super developed. I am also super intrigued and excited for the possibility of an arc with demon tanjiro 1 bc kny is my favorite manga and im not ready for it to end but also bc it would super interesting to see how they would bring him back (if it happens it probably wont be with a big battle bc 1 it would be too repetitive also most pillars are

2 gone) and maybe get to know nezuko !! i rlly hope they do smth like that but i hate when fan theories make up all these cool scenarios and the reality is disappointing like we’ll get an end with tanjiro dead and that’s it. And yeah uzui sjsgfhuejd when i read i just imagine uzui sipping on a cocktail somewhere like “not my problem” wth man hhh ??

yeah,, i feel like kny is a shonen speedrun SJS like so many things have happened in such a short time frame . i still have so many questions about unresolved plot points or undeveloped relationships that i wish gotouge had taken more time to explore but. i mean !! its still good, i still enjoy the writing of kny, but YEAH im scared the finale will follow the same path in feeling, rushed? 

bc me too !!!! AH ! i don’t want it to end yet and i really really want to take this time to explore nezuko as a character. its wild that she’s technically an mc yet we don’t really.know anything about her. so now that she’s “BACK” im!!!!woo!!!!!!! i hope she sticks around and is able to contribute to the story in a satisfying way

and YEAH thats so true.. like almost all the pillars are g*ne and the rest of the cast seem like they’re. kind of at their limit. :( i have a feeling it’ll be a really sweet ending though. thats the one thing ive been holding onto with kny. based on tanjiro’s character path and the general theme of the story im !! doubling down on the belief that no matter where it goes it’ll be a good ending. or so i hope ahaha . tanjiro actually dying though scares me AAA i dont want him to have gone through everything only for him not to see the results of the future he protected ;;_;; . and i guess him turning into a demon was a saving grace in that he’s still not. Dead . theres still a chance that he’ll be okay. somehow. look at shinobu and tamayo carrying the whole fucking story on their shoulders w their research. i love women

AND YEAHDSDSJFHDSKFS?? even shinjurou like i know he probably cant fight anymore and hasnt for years but someone.please.these children r dying uzui get off ur ass bro. giyuu is still fighting w/o his arm u arent special -_- maybe i just want  2 see him one more time . he s gorgeous 

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