#bro.

[good-pokemon-center-reviews]

#bro. #pokemon #stuffed animals #toycore #plush #mudkip #pokemon center reviews

[mayclair]

love warrior, glennon doyle melton / fleabag (2016-2019), dir. phoebe waller-bridge / shannon barry / andrew garfield for gq’s men of the year 2022 / jamie anderson / not quite here, hannah lock / ocean voung / holly warburton / andrew garfield, the late late show with james colbert / silence of the girls, pat barker

#web weaving #on grief #love warrior #fleabag #andrew garfield #hannah lock #ocean vuong #holly warburton #silence of the girls #pat barker #words #* #bro. #mine: web weaving

[biohazzrds]

You cannot look at me in the eyes and tell me hes not a girl dad

#im sorry man ive got baby fever #(its been like 10 months of it #resident evil #leon kennedy #leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy headcanons #leon kennedy hcs #resident evil infinite darkness #leon s kennedy #cosmos brain #dad!leon #bro. #GAAH

[jewishcharliebradbury]

the two year anniversary of canon destiel is next week😵‍💫

#bro. #mine #pop

[moonpetrichors-blog]

My Mistake

Tags: Miguel x Spidey!Reader, Oneshot, Crush Blush, Gn!Reader, Close Proximity, Mad Miguel Just Bc 🤘😔

Warnings: None

When assisting Miguel with his leadership duties, you lend an extra hand with the boring computer work. But what happens when you slip and fall into his lap by accident?

Sorry for being so dead on tumblr LMFAO but like everyone else I watched ATSV and had sudden inspiration and also like. yk. miguel is FINE AF.

* ˚ ✦ 844 Words • Read below the cut    

╭┈─────── ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-╰┈➤ ❝ [14/06/23] ❞

As you entered Miguel's headquarters, you tore off the oppressive mask from your face. Although Miguel seemed somewhat icy as an individual, he hadn't thrown you out of the spider society yet for visiting him so frequently, so you took advantage of every opportunity you had to spend time with him. You greeted him heartily from the lower platform, but he was unwilling to turn or respond. Ever the charmer, that one.

You fired one of your webs at a wall to elevate yourself onto his platform. “What’cha working on?”

Miguel appeared to be cranky as he sifted through various anomaly alerts and classified them accordingly on his hologram monitor. He felt irritated by the tedious aspect of his job; it was difficult to find the time to do everything at once while simultaneously fulfilling his leadership duties and being Spiderman 2099. Miguel eventually stirred from his work as he detected your footsteps behind him, although his agitated look remained fixed.

You frowned at him. “What’s the matter?”

It's not surprising that Miguel's temperament deteriorated when you asked him this. What wasn’t wrong? He became belligerent and almost pouty at this.

He resumed swiping across his touchscreen device. “Nothing. Don’t you have somewhere to be?”

Miguel was fully aware that you had already fulfilled your daily responsibilities, yet he was merely inventing excuses to avoid having to explain himself or ask for your aid. You leant on one of the tables besides you, entertained by his brusque response.

You ignored the last half of his sentence. “It’s clearly not nothing. Seriously, what’s up? If you need help you can just ask.”

He sighed exasperatedly, and pinched the bridge of his nose. “I don’t need help.”

You had been gesticulating then, gazing at him incredulously. “You’re a bad liar.”

He subsequently focused on you, his head whipping in your direction in aggravation. “Fine! I need assistance with sorting through the anomaly alerts and pinpointing locations.”

You mock gasped, placing your hand over the spider emblem on your suit. “No way! The Miguel is asking me for help? Who are you?”

You chuckled as you stroked his shoulder. “Of course I’ll help.”

He merely grumbled in response. Oh, how you loved teasing this man.

...

God, this was so boring.

As much as you loved to annoy Miguel, you had not anticipated that the remainder of your day would be devoted to quietly reviewing and flicking through the informational screens in his frigid headquarters. Your lower back was suffering from sitting in your chair for so long, so you stood up to straighten out your posture and get a better look at the hologram panels.

Standing for an extended period of time became exhausting as well. You were unaware that the chair you'd sat in previously had rolled away from you slightly, causing you to stumble with a curse when you moved backwards to sit down again. Miguel's reaction time was swift, as he promptly stood behind you, prepared to catch you from tripping.

He felt your back hit his chest. “Ay!”

You were both hurled to the cold, unforgiving floor, hurting faintly from the impact. At the very least, you had Miguel to break the fall (seriously, his musculature was like a cushion). You hadn't noticed that you'd landed on him, his calloused hands anchored around your waist, you sprawled crosswise his powerful thighs. Given your close proximity, the apples of your cheeks flushed ruby.

You had a hard time looking him in the eye. “Sorry, I’m really clumsy...”

Miguel's glare bore down on you with menacing precision, scowling at your blunder. However, that expression was swiftly wiped off his face as he noted your reddened cheeks, and he couldn't help but smirk at you with a bit of sarcasm laced in his voice.

He traced his talons across your sides, through your suit in a teasing fashion. “Ten cuidado, Y/N. How are you clumsy and a spider person?”

You felt like you couldn’t breathe from how close Miguel was, and you could practically smell the lavender and sandalwood shampoo he used. He smelled woody and fresh, and the moment you inhaled his scent, you felt like you were going to faint.

You whispered breathlessly. “You smell nice.”

Miguel’s own cheeks tinged a slight pink, surprised by your sudden compliment. “...Thank you?”

Miguel seemed to be unimpressed, but deep down, he felt touched by your praise and tucked it away in his thoughts like a secret for safekeeping. He'd never admit it, but despite his soft glower, he quite liked seeing you on his lap...

Bonus!

Lyla emerged out of nowhere, searching for Miguel. Her gaze was drawn to you both on the floor right away.

She looked at you both on the floor, with mock disgust. “Someone moved on fast-”

Lyla ducked when Miguel tossed you off his lap, racing to get a piece of hardware to launch at the AI. You winced as Miguel shouted a string of incomprehensible curse words in Spanish at her.

Maybe helping him out was a bad idea...

#↳˳🖤;; ❝ oneshot ᵕ̈ ೫˚∗: #BRO. #MIGUEL IS SO FINE. #oneshot #across the spiderverse #atsv #atsv miguel #atsv miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara #miguel x reader #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel x you #miguel o'hara x you #spidey reader #spiderman reader #gender neutral reader #close proximity #crush blush

[muckyschmuck]

if u even care ...

#fine i did it #happy.. #suggestive #bro. #my art #oc art #digital art #dont worry about ittttt

[uchi-nya]

NAAHHHHH HELPPPP MEEEEEE

#TOJI FUSHIGURO THE MAN THAT YOU ARE #IM BARKING SO HARD #RABIDLY #NOW MY FERAL asS HAS TO GO TO WORK???? #BRO. #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #toji fushiguro #toji #toji x reader #toji smut

[cinnamo6]

#bro. #im #so #normal #sleep token #iv sleep token #sleep token iv

[ifihadadogidnameitnut]

#bro. #muna #flurtcobain #naomi mcpherson

[kitkeithkat]

smash WHO SAID THAT

#bro strider #homestuck #dirk strider #bro. #homestuck fanart #doodle #bro strider homestuck #sweet bro #art #digital art

[sootsz]

tommy is the no.1 enemy of crimeboys for ending stream when wilbur wanted to keep going

#BRO. #PLS #tommyinnit #Wilbur soot #sootsz said

[dennisboobs]

was anyone going to tell me that mac was wearing dennis' shirt in the PTSDee macden near-kiss scene or was i supposed to realize that myself after rewatching mac fights gay marriage

#bro. #six seasons between these shots #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #macdennis #mac mcdonald #ada speaks

[crowcryptid]

I cross the street and get hit by the Amazon truck which instantly transports me into the next universe where the halo show is a short 6 episode series about some ODSTs getting picked off one by one but it is regarded as a masterpiece because you actually give a shit about them

or literally anything else.

#too much. #make it smaller. #enough jimothy ring #bro. #I just. can’t. yesterdays ep. I can’t do it #continues to do it but im biting the kicking the whole time #fuck this show lolllllll #I hate it here #what if it was good #can they just blow up reach so we don’t have to go through this again #crow watches halo

[dogtoling]

Salmon Run Tip!

THIS IS A SLAMMIN’ LID! IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE IT DOESN’T DO ANYTHING BUT IT’S A BOSS SALMONID! KILL IT!!!!! BLOW IT UP!!!!!!! MAKE SURE THIS FUCKER NEVER SEES THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN!!!!

Slammin’ Lids will follow you all the way to the GODDAMN BASKET and you might be inclined to ignore it forever because it doesn’t attack. DON’T DO THAT!!!! THIS FUCKER WILL KEEP SPAWNING LESSER SALMONID RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU MAKING IT ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS BOSSES SO DIP UNDER IT, HOP ON, AND DESTROY HIM ASAP

Slammin’ Lids are also a very good strategic tool! If you see another Boss Salmonid under it, DIP UNDER to make it slam down and it WILL OHKO ALMOST ANY OTHER BOSS SALMONID; most often this will be a Steelhead, Scrapper, or even another Slammin’ Lid, but THIS EVEN WORKS ON FLYFISH.

here’s the most important part. if you see a teammate hitching a ride on a slammin’ lid DO NOT FUCKING KILL IT!!! MY GOD!!!! THERE’S OTHER BOSSES TO FOCUS ON! CHANCES ARE A) your teammate has got this under control and is already in the process of killing it themself, or B) YOUR TEAMMATE GOT UP THERE FOR A REASON AND BY UNEXPECTEDLY KILLING THE SLAMMIN’ LID YOU ARE SENDING THEM HURTLING INTO A MOB OF SALMONIDS, A BOSS THEY WERE TRYING TO ESCAPE, OR THE FREAKING WATER

weapons such as the Tri-Stringer and E-Liter 4K can one-shot the Slammin’ Lid. Kill Him. But please use a brain cell to determine whether the best thing right then is to kill it or if you should wait 5 seconds. The worst thing that can happen is someone trying to bait a slammin’ lid to slam down to kill a boss and midway through its slam animation some genius kills it.

thank you for coming to the salmon run tip.

#slammin lid #salmon run #PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD #THE AMOUNT OF WAVES I SEE WITH 837492834 OF THESE STACKING TOGETHER BECAUSE NO ONE KILLS THEM. #and the amount of times i've gotten on top of a slammin lid to kill a stinger further away or a fish stick or something #just for some idiot teammate to kill it WHILE IM STANDING THERE and sending me in the middle of 150000 chum #bro. #splatoon

[angelwowings]

I’m 15.

Cope.

#bro. #actually ppd #big reveal!! also age reveal? #wasn’t really a secret #leave me alone

[royakahoshiart]

HELP NEW CHAPTER SPOILERS

#BRO. #CHAPTER #OMG #TOXIC YAOI #TERUKANE #HELP #HUH #TBHK #JSHK #IM DEAD'STOP #toilet bound hanako kun #TBHK 108 #AAAAAAAAAAAA #YALL