#brojohndave

[arkaniist]

Hi! I recently read a BroJohn fic you reblogged something about, and it got me Hooked but I can't find any good fics on my own, so I wanted to ask if you have a rec list somewhere? Or if you have any names at the top of your head you could throw at me. Sorry if this is annoying or bothersome! Thank you either way!!

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it’s no bother AT ALL. in fact it was super fun to go back and look at some of my faves again. this list is by no means comprehensive but it’s a good sampling of what’s out there if you look. i haven’t gone tag diving in a while myself. all of these are nsfw. i divided them into fics where john is of or close to legal age, and ones where he ain’t. pick yer poison.

18+ John

Don’t Point That Finger at Me Unless You Intend To Use It - complete

Blue_Thallium, 22 chapters, one of the brojohn heavy hitters. do i even have to like, promo this fic? it speaks for itself.

Beyond The Valley of the Smuppets - complete

Blue_Thallium, 2 chapters, blackrom done RLY well. TT: I can’t see the hate past your fat, girly ass.

Joker Over Knave - complete

PresquePommes, 26 chapters, another heavy hitter and one of my personal all time fave fics period. plus, plot twist!

Mariana Trench - complete

orphaned, 1 chapter, pesterfic. kinda blackrommy, but cute.

In Hot Water - john is a couple months from 18 - complete

PCrabapple, 5 chapters, one of my fav writers… such nice dynamic.

12:01 - complete

PCrabapple, 5 chapters, snotty brat john all the way through. also, dom john and bitch bro!! a rarity.

Single Origin - incomplete

enderrr, 5 chapters, the cutest coffee shop au in the entire world!! bro is so fucking weird, i love him.

A First Time For Everything - complete?

afractionof, 2 chapters, cuts off in the middle of the scene after some making out, i die. it’s rly cute tho, insecure bro.

As Natural As - complete - companion fic for a dad/dave thing.

2x2verse, 9 chapters, hhhh. HHHHH. 2x2′s writing makes me weak in the knees.

Underage John

Not Like That - incomplete

Khemi/Gobetti, 115 chapters and no that’s not a typo, one of my favs for realistic character development. lotsa side ships, including john/kat.

Big Heavy - BroJohnDave - complete

PCrabapple, 5 chapters, bro’s giant pornstar dick is the star of the show.

Upgrade - incomplete

anathema, 11 chapters, john’s gay awakening fics will never get old to me.there’s lots of accompanying art tho some is deadlinked. dysfunctional strider family stuff, tho, if that’s not your cuppa tea, and it ends on a cliffhanger.

Obviously Phallic Building - complete

BitchtearsandButtsecks, 1 chapter, thigh highs w 13 y/o john. bro is kinda pushy, but it’s not noncon.

I forgot to press B. - complete

ArrogantConqueror, 1 chapter, sequel to thigh highs w 17 y/o john.

#enjoy! #fic rec #brojohn #ask kyuu #hs

[stribird]

okay so like. two fallen angels and a demon walk into a bar--

scribbles from me and @khemi‘s highly indulgent ot3 rp 

#khemi #brojohndave #brodave #i'm in hell. #Hell. #angels r actually large birbs with equally large birb tendencies #plot twist--alpha angels are actually v-tiny birbs #like dave over here #laughingalonewithraesshittyart #flock au

[nonpanary]

Bro/John/Dave writing challenge possibly~

I had a dream where John met Dirk when he was 13 and Dirk was 15 and Dirk fell hella hard in love with him, and a sweep later Dirk was going to ask him out but somehow John was sent forwards in time and he ended up having to settle in and he meets Dave who, like his Bro, gets a crush on John. Anyway, John realises Dave's bro is Dirk so he asks to come over and they reunite and yeah. Basically the rest it is how Bro still loves John but now he's a decade older and also his lil bro Dave is crushing on John who is oblivious and acts bffls with the two of them. Icr though. Y'all should write something like this (and send it to me) ;3 The more fics, the merrier! Or maybe I should also write something like this but it's difficult because I remember it as a dream and idk how to write it so it makes sense. Also I'm really tired rn soni can't tell if this makes sense/is a good idea or not :$

#brojohn #dirkjohn #pepsicola #davejohn #brojohndave #also i was thinking maybe if I did write this and changed it so that John was Dave because the whole time thing it would make more sense #but i do t really ship stridercest as much as i do bro john or pepsicola #as proven by my dream tbh