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SHE CALLED HIM SEAWEED BRAIN I CANT-
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henryhina · 8 months
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yeah
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months
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Mushroom body
(for @mikkeneko)
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quantumfeat72 · 2 years
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ok i just had a humans-are-space-orcs thought
i grew up in bear country. like, the “you can’t leave food in your car because the bears will break your car and eat it” kind of bear country. so up there people make sure to teach their kids how to avoid getting eaten by bears. and you know the number one thing you do to avoid encountering a bear in the first place?
you make sure it hears you coming
if you’re hiking with a friend, you talk loudly the whole time. if you don’t want to do that, or you’re alone, you wear bells or something else that makes noise. because bears aren’t stupid, they know humans are trouble, and they don’t wanna fuck with you any more than you wanna fuck with them
like. think about that. bears are walking tanks. they can cave in the door to a house or move around a 500 pound dumpster like its nothing. you can shoot a bear with a gun and not do much more than piss it off. a bear could absolutely pick off one lone human on a hike for a free meal. but bears never hunt humans, and they rarely attack humans
like imagine an alien visiting earth and their human friend hands them a bell and says “when we go through here we gotta make sure the local apex predators know exactly where we are at all times”
and they’re like “...oh, yes, of course. the other predators on earth must have learned that they can’t kill a human, and it’s better to avoid a fight if you can”
and the human says “no, if a bear attacked us we’d die”
and they’re like, wait, what?? you want to give our exact location to something that could easily kill us? do you have a death wish??? and their friend is like, no, look, bears don’t fuck with humans if they can help it
not because they can’t, but because they know better
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blueeyeddarkknight · 1 year
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A compilation of Val laughing 😍✨🥰
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Bonus :
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brokehorrorfan · 9 months
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Do you guys ever think about dying?
Today is the last day to get the Barbie/House of 1000 Corpses mash-up shirts I designed. They're $25 each from Pentagram Peter Pan.
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cubedmango · 8 months
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sibling secrets
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literally every aspect of this page is hilarious
1) the cat scratching seb's face 2) sebastian uncaring about his scratched face as he realizes there has been a change in ciel's presence 3) him just going 'okay the plan (which is the same as every plan we come up with) is going swimmingly the young master put himself in harms way and it worked'
hes about as concerned about ciel's situation as he is about the scratches on his face. tbh hes more put out than anything. will bocchan PLEASE come up with a plan that isnt 'put self in danger and due to contract now i (seb) must go ''rescue'' him'
we all wanna talk about oh how clever o!ciel is but literally all his plans are “make sebastian deal with it”. which tbf IS clever he is working smarter not harder. but its sooo funny bc sebastian can't NOT do anything he is bound by contract to follow ciel's orders and to make sure nothing happens to ciel
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p2ii · 3 months
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atlas my beloved...
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sunshine-zenith · 10 months
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“For the record, that is nothing like me”
Bal… that is exactly like you
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spiiiiiral · 18 days
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storytime on how i broke my tv because of tkb
long story short, i conveniently fell asleep with my phone in my hand and i had a dream?? nightmare about people mischaracterizing tkb and i like jerked up awake and launched my phone full force into my tv
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uweiy · 7 months
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OooH oop oop has anyone got a fic where Zoro apologizes to Nami for the
"Because you're my friend you idiot
–You said it yourself. you don't have any friends"
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tennessoui · 6 months
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can i ask all the questions for polyglot ... i love u polyglot ....... (jk maybe 18 ? or 4 ?)
[from this fic writer's ask game]
18. If you wrote a sequel to polyglot, what would it involve?
omg so just so everyone knows and can hold me accountable later, polyglot is meant to be the first fic in a series. it's the "two bottoms in a space ship" 8k set up for a second fic 100%. it can absolutely be read by itself and could be stand-alone, but is meant to have a few fics following.
the immediate sequel?
a fic where they get to their hotel and it's only one bed. literally that is all the notes i have for that fic. it would of course lead to them getting to the actual planet obi-wan wants to visit....and only having one sleeping bag. we want pressed chest to chest. we want uncomfortable closeness. we want hurts whispered in the inches left between faces.
we want a polyglot series where anakin's unanswered letters are addressed, obi-wan's unwavering devotion for a child he does not allow himself to see---so much that he crystalizes the child forever as just that, unwilling to recognize that the child grew into an adult without him there---is also addressed........
polyglot is basically my indiana jones au fic series start-up and i would love to write the part 2 for it! this ask is incredibly apt for that reason alone
4. What detail in polyglot are you really proud of?
i don't think this counts as a detail, but i love the scene where anakin realizes it's not that obi-wan is disappointed in who he has become when he sees him.....but that obi-wan is disappointed that his anakin has not been deployed to this mission (because his anakin is perpetually a 12 year old kid)
the equivalent of 'oh he's just stupid' played out in like 500 words!! and of course anakin is incredibly endeared by it because he's just as stupid over obi-wan, and i really like how that entire scene happens.
anakin really goes from >:( to :/ to :| to :] to :D because obi-wan is an idiot and anakin also is an idiot <3
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mycasualjoys · 1 year
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THE MAN WHO BROKE 1,000 CHAINS Robert Elliot Burns | 1987
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blueeyeddarkknight · 1 year
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Forget running Tom .. here's some running Val 🏃🏼
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stonerzelda · 2 months
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spiritfarer is a game i truly believe everybody should experience but as for myself i think i can only handle ever playing it once. Every now and again i remember it and i am instantly frozen under the weight of grief from the memory of each story alone. Pinned down and completely encumbered with emotion
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