#broke gamer

[greenglowinspooks]

Alright, since it’s no longer 2 in the morning and my head’s a bit clearer, I present to you:

Liminal Riddler

So, not everyone in the DC fandom knows about this, and I’d bet that even less people in the Phandom do, but at one point, the Riddler had cancer. Had, past-tense, because he cured it. With the Lazarus pits.

And yeah, not everyone who gets dipped in the pits has to be liminal, but one would assume that the sudden replacement of a large number of malignant cells throughout the body is gonna do something.

The Riddler already acts quite a lot like a DP ghost in some interpretations anyways. He’s got a strict gimmick that he genuinely can’t part ways with, he’s campy and fun, he’s incredibly violent, etc.

Also, the way that he would react to this whole thing would be funny as hell.

Do I think the Riddler would really care if the GiW was after him? No. This is Gotham, the government is constantly going after him anyways.

Do I think he would care if Danny was being hunted down by the same people, and his parents were involved? Somewhat. He probably wouldn’t care about Danny specifically, at least not right away, but a young boy running terrified from his own parents would definitely bring back some bad memories, and he would probably give him a hand (if for no other reason than to get back to plotting crimes instead of dealing with childhood trauma).

Do I think the Riddler, whose entire thing is being smarter than everyone else, would care if the GiW somehow let slip that they thought he didn’t have human intelligence? That they believed him to be nothing but an echo of human life?

It’s not even a question. He would be the most insufferable person in Gotham within the hour. Genuinely nothing could stop him, especially not if Danny was helping jailbreak him from Arkham every time he got caught.

Almost every major road is closed. Every warehouse on the Docks is on fire. Somehow, they managed to color the clouds and smog a bright green.

The natives of Gotham would probably get those anti-ghost laws and acts overturned faster than the Justice League, if only to make the Riddler stop. His traps and games aren’t even lethal at this point (due to Danny’s insistence), but they’re so genuinely annoying that the general population is about to beat the GiW agents to death themselves just to get the Riddler to quit it already.

Also, I think that during this whirl of chaos, the Riddler would become quite fond of Danny.

He’s a bright young boy who’s very fond of wordplay, and inventive enough to keep up with him. Aside from the inevitable crisis of “oh god I’m becoming the bat,” he’d probably be happy to take on Danny as his protégé. Even if the boy won’t let him kill anyone (rude), he’s a terrifying getaway driver and can turn the both of them invisible and intangible, making Arkham escapes a breeze.

Hell, the Riddler would probably be willing to make a false identity for the two of them, just so he could get the boy proper schooling.

(Yes, he thinks that the entire education system is a sham and that he could do much better, but Danny wants to go into aerospace engineering, and the Riddler isn’t one to squander someone’s interest in learning.)

(Also, Echo and Query would find the whole thing hilarious)

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc prompt #dc x dp prompt #liminal riddler #most annoying mf alive meets entire government agency who decides to insult him within 5 minutes of meeting him #he would rip the GiW to shreds in a week tops #also he didn’t even ask to use the Lazarus pits. very important detail #he found out he was dying and immediately broke into the LOA to dunk himself into the glowing Mountain Dew #the gamer ghost bath water if you will #sometimes a family is a pedantic asshole and his two lesbian henchmen taking care of a half-dead teenager who’s a fan of puns

[royalarchivist]

Jaiden accidentally called Richarlyson "Bobby"... :(

I feel like my heart just shattered into a million pieces.

#Jaiden Animations #Richarlyson #Bobby #QSMP #Foolish Gamers #Foolish #Jaiden #I was so sure I misheard it then I rewound and I was like ''Oh. Oh...........'' #Bro I'm so heartbroken Bobby's death broke me like nothing else ever has on this server

[spiderdeli]

Teen Peter

Yes. Gwen Stacy doesn’t exist in the games. This is just my headcanon.

Anyway, I wanna play Spider-Man 2 so bad ;-;

#spiderman #spider man #peter parker #insomniac spiderman #marvel #spider man 2 ps5 #spiderman ps4 #gamer #why am i broke

[lycheefruiit]

It took Foolish and Jaiden about 58 minutes to break into the vault. The method that actually got them in only took about 8 minutes.

8 FREAKING MINUTES.

All together - including time to fix the vault + rename all the reinforced blocks - took them 1hr and 26 minutes.

#qsmp #foolish gamers #jaiden animations #yes i went and checked the VOD because it went so quick #i counted from when they first broke a block #girlies get it done #foosh has always been a girlie

[a-town-called-hometown]

flowey having such a low tolerance for frustration is endlessly funny. there are a thousand hilarious ironic hells you could put that guy into and most of them are some flavor of "has to deal with an everyday annoyance." cringe conversation with sans. getting stuck in traffic. can't beat a level of candy crush. homework he doesn't like. item got stuck somewhere he just barely is incapable of reaching. can't figure out where he put his stuff. hell is real for flowey undertale and it comes in the form of daily inconveniences

#i think a lot abt how in any ending where he survives he has like net zero ability to cope with certain very normal stuff #instant gratification gamer brain broke ya a little bit didnt it little guy #though thats also just a very normal child trait that he may have had prior to Infinite Savescumming #also I was thinking again abt my concept of deltarune asriel working in sans' store. retail with SANS as his boss.

[vitrificvitriol]

What a mess.

#ANNHHHHH OK IM FINALLY DONE WITH THIS IM FREE #this has been haunting me for like. idk. 4 months. #it’s bc I started this in Procreate when obviously I should be a csp gamer #it’s ok tho. I broke thru and now. I will contribute to the #getaceptor #tag like I’ve been meaning to for months #my art #valveplug #transformers #tf perceptor #tf getaway

[vividpinecones]

I would sell my soul for this 😭

#hermitcraft #gamers outreach #charity stream #grian #so broke I’m gonna cry

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

what do you MEAN the audio plugin doesn't work

#Are You Kidding Me? #Look Me In The Eyes And Tell Me You're Joking. #I'm Going To Eviscerate Something. #every single audio separation tutorial: here's an easy free plugin! its so simple! #obs: *spits* fuck you #WHAT DO YOU MEAAAANNNNN #i tried the latest version. i tried the Last version #IT DOESNT WORK??? Hello???? #i am doing! everything the tutorials say! i have been fucking with the same damn thing for two hours! #I Am Still Managing To Fail Spectacularly! What Am I Doing Wrong! Why Is It Broken! #the reviews are saying that it broke with the latest update which is Just My Luck to be honest #absolutely unprompted #bad news gamers! bring your own music to streams. my god. fuck #i thought. i would be able to provide this very shrimple thing. it has krilled me instead #there is no kelp for me. im beached. theres no porpoise in pursuing this further #wailing and wailing and wailing and wailing #ive tried so many different things to no avail #its just!!!! nothing works!!! im scared of breaking what's working!!! #im sorry i have failed you all. cast me into the sea

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

life sucks and then you die but at least theres fangames for homework

#am i tagging this. i guess i am. #ieytd #dr zor #agent phoenix #gamer studies #i picked up a pen (art) #its not going good. it was going really bad then i fixed part of it then i broke it again in ways that i don't understand to this day #its really sad and im losing my mind but i've also lost all energy to think or care. so it is what it is (<- still malding)

[tinyfantasminha]

SQUARE UP.......... GAMER (derogatory)

#I DONT HAVE x10 KEYS HHAHAHA #gotta say goodbye to my gems...... #ugh why must HE be worthy of taking my gems away leaving me broke 😷 #idia shroud #gacha #NOT GAMER BOY ROT

[kazieka]

this just in: the gamers are upping their fight club game. Daisy figured out if she snags her claws on Gus’s collar that it gets a good hold on him without hurting him (and therefore causing the fight game to end early) but also these are quick release collars so sometimes she grabs his collar and it just falls the fuck off and she gets SO MAD

#lindsey shut up #the gamers #she is a very small tactician!!!!! pro gamer strats!!! #i only found this out because Daisy fully picked up his collar and brought it to me meowing sadly #‘gus collar broke mommy :( fix it so I can keep grabbing him’ #she is very. idk. insistent about collar rules #she brings me hers too if it ever comes off because she knows she’s supposed to wear it #and apparently that applies to Gus also #they’re. fools. and I love them

[perfsonal]

too serious

#me #selfie #myface #latina #my face #girl #freckles #cute #lmao #face #serious #serious face #gamer #gamer girl #girls who game #video games #pretty #bonita #mujer #broke college girl #broke college kid #broke college student #college student #college girl #student #curly hair #all natural #no makeup #bare face #freckled face

[chamoemileclown]

Friendship just ended with Cucurucho, he has many words to say.

#foolish blowing up the cucurucho statue is like burning all the gifts your ex got you after you broke up #he's just a teenage girl going through a breakup and that's why i love him #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp art #cucurucho fanart #qsmp cucurucho #foolish gamers #qsmp foolish #cucurucho #qsmp osito bimbo #osito bimbo fanart #do people still call him osito bimbo? #foolish my beloved

[hearties-circus]

There's this minecraft world I'm playing just now and I've been caving so long I can't imagine living in the outside world but also my caves and strip mines are starting to concern myself a little

#gamer txt. #on either side of my little base there are about 6 little strip mining areas #on the right the strip closest to the entrance immediately breaks into a massive fucking cave that kind of scares me #on the left nearest the entrance in that strip i dug down a little and also broke pretty quickly into a different massive cave #except im scared of everything so the majority of that cave is covered in stone walkways always at least 6 blocks off the ground #so i rarely have to touch the floor #and i do mean covered #on the left in the furthest away strip from the entrance is my secret winding tunnel of confusion #you go down a bit and it breaks into a straight path that you can just see water at the very end of #this path dips down 1 block at a certain point and at that point there is a branching path off to the left #you follow that you can also just barely see water at the end it qlso dips and in that dip is a branching path off to the right #that path also ends in water and branches to the left #that path ends in water and branches to the left #that path branches to the right and i forgot my torches so ill come back to that one #it should be stated that none of the branches are at the End of any given path and are easy to miss #oh yeah one of my mines also ended in rhe 'clay room' which i mined out and immediately above it is another giant cave #i forget which strip that is though i havent been in a sec

[sharkshenanigans]

BBH: *making argument about how their latest squabble was foolish's fault*

BBH: I was basing off, the assumption that you hadn't done anything else! [...]

Foolish: And I based it off the assumption that you're a BITCH.

BBH: Ohhh, okay okay. [...]

Foolish: *loses it*

BBH: *little chuckle*

#i love his giggle #and bad was just going on and on about this for so long #but here he broke #LMAO #foolish gamers #badboyhalo #bad #bbh #dsmp #mcyt #my clips

[randomgenericgaming]

#my heart broke a thousand times making these gifs #totk spoilers #lozedit #tlozedit #loz totk #the legend of zelda: tears of the kingdom #princess zelda #link #king rauru #queen sonia #ganondorf #my edits #my gifs #gaming #videogame #gamer #nintendo #switch #video games #video game #gaming gifs #nintendo gifs #zelda gifs