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A Strawhat Sleepover Zoro x Sanji x Fem!Reader (NSFW)

word count: 7k

small summary: Luffy, Usopp, and chopper had a great idea. They decided to throw a crew sleepover, but when alcohol and party games get introduced, the peaceful night gets a lot more interesting.

CW: Threesome, face fucking, oral (M&F), Drunk sex, slight neck grabbing

A/N: just wanted to point out that this is my first time writing a fanfic(Audible gasp) so it might or might not suck ass 💀 imma apologize in advance for any spelling mistakes/ incorrect sentences or smthing 😭 But hope yall enjoy it!

Also gonna colour code the names teehee

(some ppl share a colour cuz theres only so many 😒)

Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Nami, Usopp, Chopper, Robin

since they say shii in this they get colours (sorry franky and brook)

You and the strawhats just finished the dinner your cook Sanji had prepared. Your captain had looked like he was about to pop, his belly gotten so round from all the food he just consumed. You'd tried to contain the smile that was about to form from how Luffy looked like an overstuffed Turkey, but having your fellow cremates Usopp and Chopper laughing hysterically in your ear wasn't helping. You eventually broke out laughing after Luffy had tried to get up but falling in the process making a cartoon "boing" sound effect.

It was getting late and the crew had slowly started to do their nightly routine. You had just put on your pajamas when all of a sudden you hear Luffy yell " EVERYONE COME TO THE DECKKKKK!!!! " you obviously hear your loud captain and rush to the deck.

Everyone had arrived eager to know what they were called for. An emergency? a marine Ship spotted? another Pirate Ship that had threaten to attack the Sunny and steal all our-

....

"Guys! Usopp, chopper, and I had a great idea!! We should all have a sleepover on the deck since chopper has never been to a sleepove-" Before he could finshes Nami and Sanji started beating poor Luffy and Usopp up, forgetting Chopper had also been a part of this.

"YOU GUYS ARE SO STUPID!! I THOUGHT SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED"

Nami scolded the both of them hard, You stood there rubbing your head in relief/annoyance. On one hand yay! nothing is wrong. On the other hand. Dumbasses.

Through luffys beaten up faces, he mustered up a muffled apologized

"WHY DID I GET PUNCHED? CHOPPER WAS THE ONE THAT BROUGHT IT UP!"

"DON'T BRING ME INTO THIS"

"YOU WERE ALREADY IN THIS"

"ALL OF YOU BE QUIET"

...

All of this was too much, especially for it being night time, but a sleepover doesn't sound too bad, The wind had been stale for the whole day and the ship had barely made it anywhere, so spending more time with your fellow crewmates couldn't be so bad right? You along with chopper had never been to a sleepover so this idea sparked the inner child in you. After all the fuss had worn off, the others had given their thoughts on the idea.

"I think the idea isn't too bad"

you were honestly a little surprised that Robin was willing to do it, actually thinking about it... it would be nice to hear her read a bedtime story for everyone, the way she reads storys never fails to soothe you.

"Me too! as long as we get to do sleepover stuff...like...uhh..."

The crew looked at you waiting to hear an example.

. . .

"To be honest I have no clue" You shrugged giving an embarrassed smile.

"ahh y/n, there's a ton of stuff to do during a sleepover! Like pillow fights, storytelling, playing tricks on people-"

Usopp was suddenly cut off at the burst of thought Nami had

"Yea! and we can also tell spoooky storys!"

Nami gave an evil stare at Usopp, knowing how much of a scaredy-cat he is.

"WHATCHA LOOKIN' AT ME FOR?!"

" Ya know what? I think a sleepover is a great idea as well!"

" I think this sounds stupid, I want my sleep"

"Zoro... You take naps every day, I think you'll be fine"

"tsk" Zoro gave an annoyed look

"Fine, if it'll stop all your whining"

of course, Sanji said yes, if thats what it takes to spend more time with the ladies he'll put up with the other's shenanigans.

Everyone had agreed, and now comes the sleepover prepping! Since there were no sleeping bags on board they loaded up in blankets and pillows! Luffy was telling Sanji the snacks, food, and drinks he wanted him to prepare. Usopp, Chopper, and Franky had all started to come up with stuff to do in case they start to get bored. Robin, Nami, and brook were collecting some stories to read, Nami and brook were getting the scariest ones, and you were setting up the sleeping area with Zoro.

You and Zoro we on good terms, you would sometimes ask him to help you train and would study him a lot. You were never really a love-crazy person, but something about the way Zoro carries himself made your heart beat a little faster, It got especially worse when you started hanging around him more often. Obviously you would never want to admit this, even if you do sometimes let your mind wander off thinking about him, or would sometimes catch yourself staring at him too hard while he trained. You don't want to admit you have a slight crush on him, because if you did you'd only have your heart broken. You respected Zoro, but you also acknowledge how empty-headed he can be, you know that someone like Zoro doesn't do love, the only thing on his mind was swords, sake, and sleep. You'd sometimes daydream about what he'd be like as a boyfriend, but you knew it would never work between you two. Although you knew all of this... you still had those nights when you'd crave his touch, fantasizing what it would feel like to have his big thick hands caress the hot inners of your thighs, feel the warmth of his body against yours, the idea of having him manhandle you all night long just excited you.

"Oi, you should pick whichever blanket and pillow you want before the others get back"

With that you snapped back from being lost in thought, all this Zoro nonsense was starting to get to your head. You didn't want to like him, but your heart said "hmm yes, sword-man"

it was first come first serve when it came to the blankets/pillows, some were better than others so you took the chance to take the best ones. Zoro on the other hand took whichever one he picked up first.

You didn't know where to lay your stuff, so you just picked the middle of the deck. Zoro just plopped his stuff across from yours. Your feelings regarding him just kept coming back to your head, but after hearing Sanji and Luffy come out of the kitchen and the others start returning to the deck, you felt more at ease.

Sanji and Luffy were carrying some snacks that the chef had prepared, dead eyeing Luffy to make sure he didn't even eat a crumb of it, alas, we know how Luffy is.

A few kicks in the hip later and everyone had finally settled down into their sleeping area, Sanji though was handing out special desserts he had made for the ladies. You know how Sanji is.

When you first joined the crew you had a pretty big crush on Sanji, he had stolen your heart with his kindness, respect, and obviously his gentlemanliness. You knew if you wanted to be in a relationship with him, you could. However as time went on, your thoughts started flying everywhere, you'd wonder if he'd be a committed boyfriend, and you'd soon come to your conclusion that he just didn't seem like the loyal type, though you didn't have any proof of this well other then the fact he acts like a dog in heat around other women, thoughts just kept building up to the point where you started to distance yourself from him a little. Not by too much, just ignoring his flirtatious comments/compliments, never being in a room alone with him, and always being one of the first people to leave the kitchen after they're done eating. However, even with all your efforts to get this man outta your heart, you still can't look him in the eyes for too long without blushing, the way he gazes at you so softly always makes your heart melt.

"Y/n! I made you this pastry, I put all my heart into it! I hope it tastes as good as you look~"

His stupid heart-eyed expression always annoyed you, he'd do that to any girl he sees in a 1-mile radius. You thanked him and took his pastry, adverting eye contact.

You hated how pathetic you felt, both Zoro and Sanji had no clue how they made you feel, and that alone made you feel so small, and it's not like you'd do anything to change that. You just needed to grow up.

As the night went on the straw hat pirates did a list of activities to do. They built a blanket fort, made s'mores (Sanji did all the work, although Luffy did try to make a fire that almost ended in setting the ship on fire merry pt2) Had a pillow fight (which resulted in a few people flying off the ship) Played hide and seek, told scary storys, and finally ending in Robin reading everyone a bedtime story. You almost forgot this was a sleepover and not a party from how much fun you were having, but good things have to come to an end. Everyone was falling asleep, and you were even finding yourself..dozing...off....into.......sleep..............

....

"ACK"

You jolted up awake looking around confused, then look down to see what just hit you...

ah.

You piece the puzzle together, luffy had somehow turned upside down in his sleep and kicked you in the face by accident.

You wanted to hit him back but decided not to, you knew it'd wake up the others in the process.

You looked around to see everyone dead asleep with snores echoing to the area. you guessed it has been a few hours since everyone had fallen asleep. You get up and stretched your back, rubbing your eyes and making your way to the kitchen to grab a drink. You tried to not wake anyone up but it was hard considering it was like a maze to get out of with everyone sleeping on the floor and all. You'd soon happen to walk right above Sanji without even realizing, he grunted softly and adjusted his legs a little but that was enough movement to stop you right in your tracks. You could hear nothing but your heartbeat, it was a nerve-wracking feeling. You stared at him for a while, letting a deep sigh out. You were standing right above his face, with each foot on each side of his shoulder, if he were to wake up to this sight of you... you'd die of embarrassment, never being able to look at him the same. The more you stood there, the more your mind spun with late-night thoughts,

"what if I just sat on his face"

As soon as you thought that you turned bright red, and finally continued your way to the kitchen.

Finally, you made it to the kitchen, after what felt like years. You grab a cup and start filling it up with water until you hear someone walking outside the kitchen, your heart almost skipping a beat. You thought everyone had been off in dreamland at this time of night, but someone was awake aside from you.

You where just about to go see who it is until you hear a loud thud, then some arguing. You had a sneaking suspicion of who it was.

You walked over to check the deck and alas, Zoro had "accidentally" stepped on Sanji's foot, causing Sanji to wake up. They were about to start a commotion until you grabbed their attention and Motion them to shush.

You were thinking how this can get any worse? They end up coming to the kitchen to see what you're up to. At this point, you're panicking a little bit, you alone with the two of them? that thought alone gets your mind racing. You assure yourself that nothing is going to happen.

"Whatcha doing awake at this time of hour?"

"Luffy kicked me awake, I was just grabbing a glass of water."

"Are you ok?? does it still hurt??"

Sanji walked over to you to get a better look at your face, his face closer than it has ever been to yours, his eyes...you felt your heart doing break dances in the sudden excitement but also felt embarrassed. You dodged the eye contact and nervously faked laughed

"Ya! im fine, don't worry it wasn't too hard"

you walked off to take a seat at the table, cup in hand.

"Zoro, what'ya up for?"

"I heard some movement and noise... came to check who it was, ended up waking this guy up to"

Sanji shot an annoyed stare at Zoro, and Zoro shot one back. The tension between them was getting out of hand, you just wanted to drink your water in peace. You decided to cut the water short and go back to sleep, you were about to get up but Zoro gave an idea.

"Well, since we'll all awake, how about we do something while we have a drink"

"That's just your dumb excuse to drink sake you stupid celery stick."

"and what about it? you curly fry!"

What did he wanna do? Zoro went to grab the sake, Sanji looked like steam was about to come out his ears.

He'd had gotten 2 sake bottles and 1 empty one.

"I knew you were an idiot but come on? I hope you know thats an empty bottle"

"of course I know you dumbass"

Zoro was gritting his teeth in anger. You couldn't help but wonder what the empty bottle was for... Zoro placed the three bottles down, he had brought 2 cups for the sake and gave one to you, he didn't care enough to bring one for Sanji. He sat back down and poured himself a cup, he put the second bottle closer to you. You looked at Sanji, but he was too busy giving Zoro a dirty look.

"Whatever! I didn't wanna drink anyways"

You knew you couldn't handle sake, it was too strong for your taste. 2 or 3 cups full would probably get you pretty drunk. You decided to fill the cup up and down it. You never really liked the taste of sake, you didn't understand how Zoro can drink this stuff all the time.

"Time to play truth or dare"

Zoro smirked as he looked at both you and Sanji. Your eyes widen a little.

"you're on"

"What?"

Zoro placed the bottle down ready to spin, it's not really how you play truth or dare, at least not the way you played it. there was never a bottle involved?.

He spins the bottle, sending it spinning around the table. You were sitting at the end table while Zoro was sitting on the left and Sanji on the right. The bottle stopped closer to the left side.

"Your up Zoro, truth or dare"

"dare"

Zoro didn't even hesitate, caught you a little off guard, but that didn't stop you from coming up with something.

" Yell out the first word that comes to your head "

"SAKE."

You shook a bit when he yelled that. You didn't expect him to do it so fast without hesitation. He drank more of his sake and spun the bottle again. You were a little scared, but you felt excited. But that excitement soon turned to dread when you saw the bottle slowly stop on you.

"Y/n! Truth or dare?"

"uhh...truth?..."

You had thought that truth would've been better than dare, you were in the heat of the moment, and it's usually common knowledge that dare is worse than truth, but for a split second, you had forgotten what situation you were in. You had forgotten who you were with.

"hmm..."

there was a moment of silence between the three of you. The tension was ripping you apart. You drank another cup of your sake. You were trying to make a mental note to not drink too much, but all you could focus on was the words that were going to come out of one of their mouths. They both looked at each other, then at you, then back at each other. You felt your palms begin to sweat a little, you were cupping them in between your legs playing with your thumbs.

"What is your biggest fantasy?"

Sanji was staring at you like you were about to tell them where the one piece was. The sudden attention on you had you suddenly blush. You couldn't look them in the eye, you couldn't even think of a fake answer. The first thing that came to your mind was having your way with both of them. Your face grew red and knew that you couldn't just say nothing. You started to feel the sake, you started to crack a smile. You couldn't hide it now, they were staring at you wondering what you were thinking.

"M-my fantasy..."

Your eyes looking down the whole time, you weren't brave enough to bring them up. your imagination was running wild, and before you realized it, you were spacing out again

"Is-- too--... be with..."

You realized what you were about to say and blinked away the dumbness. You quickly looked up to see them, but that only sent more butterflies to attack your tummy. You caught both of their eyes and felt yourself burning up.

"be with? what do you like someone?"

When Zoro said that Sanji looked like his soul had flown out of his body. You had no idea what to say, you had dug your own grave.

"ah n- uh well... uhm..."

With the sake and the level of embarrassment, you were feeling right now you couldn't form a clear sentence. You thought maybe you should drink more sake, to loosen up, but then who knows what'll you'll say next

"y/n— do you really like someone??"

Sanji was in disbelief, To be honest, it was a more genuine reaction than what you would have thought.

"That isn't... the question... I don't have to answer that"

Even without saying it both of them knew You had someone in your heart. Little did they know it was the two of them! You knew your cover was busted. They just couldn't find out it was them.

"alright fine, let's change the question, who do you like y/n?"

Zoro had an evil grin on his face, it annoyed you to the core. It also annoyed you that they were pressing you about a whole new question!

"That wasn't the original q-question! That's... not fair!"

"Well, you didn't answer the other question in time, so time for a new one."

You were beyond annoyed but also nervous as hell. How has this situation gotten worse? You cursed Zoro for being such a dick! You hated that you liked him. Plus Sanji is over there eager to know your answer, giving you all his undivided attention.

"I like...some guy...you don't know him"

Sanji looked so defeated, While Zoro over there just stared at you, you weren't even able to keep eye contact for a second without feeling your face warm up. You dont understand what they expected, or what you should've said??

The night goes on and after a while, the truths started to become worse than the dares. There was a rule where you could only pick the same thing 3 times in a row or else on your 4th time the other players get to pick for you. There were some incidents where you forgot the rule and it ended in an embarrassing mess. You'd had taken your last cup of sake for the night making it at 4 cups and at that point your inner self was on do not disturb and your embarrassment had flown out the window, the men in front of you took notice of this. Now, The bottle is on Sanji, you are thinking of a truth question but you just end up blurting out the first thing you think of.

"hehehe.... What ... turns you on the most? sannnji~"

Your question caught both Zoro and Sanji completely off guard. You went from not being able to make eye contact to this? You stayed giggly and kept looking at the stunned blonde. Sanji was Speechless, his face blushed with a little bit of pink. None of them have ever seen this side of you. It was a turn-on in itself!

"haa...uhh..probably would be..."

He already knew the answer, but could never say it was you, but of course he wants to say you. He's loved you ever since you joined the crew. He loves you so much it hurts to not be around you, but he doesn't want to force anything or make things uncomfortable for you. He didn't want to say anything to you because he couldn't read you sometimes, one day you'll be kind to him and the next you'd be giving him the cold shoulder. He didn't want to make the wrong move so he just went your flow, but by doing so it sorta created a distance between the two of you. He always tells himself it's what you want, but it still breaks him. He'd think about you every night before he slept, hoping one day you love him as much as he loves you. He doesn't like to think of himself as a pervert, but every now and then when he's taking care of "Business" he'd always Dream of you, how you'd look completely exposed under him while he plants a kiss over your soft face, then on your neck, then your perked up breast, thinking of that alone can get him stone hard.

He looked at you, you looked so adorable, like nothing in the world mattered.

"as long as its the person I love, anything they do can get me going"

He didn't break eye contact, but gave a soft smile to you, it was like he was trying to tell you with his eyes. You on the other hand were too drunk to get the memo. Sanji grabbed the bottle and gave it a hard spin. It eventually stopped on Zoro, he had only been doing dares when given the chance, so now it's his turn to do truth. You gave him this Big cheeky smile alongside a giggle. After that question Sanji got, Zoro wasn't too excited about whatever you were about to spit out.

"....How many ...people have you slept with?"

He knew he shouldn't be surprised but damn. Your expression plus the way you said that was so....he felt his heart skipping and doing a little dance. You looked so vulnerable in his eyes, made him just wanna carry you to somewhere private and have his way with you. He didn't even realize he had feelings for you, not until a few weeks ago. He was Training like usual but it felt more empty like Something was missing. when he was done, he saw you talking to Luffy. He knew nothing was going on between you two but something about how happy you looked bugged the hell outta him. He wanted to just walk over and sweep you away, he wanted you to only ever be that happy when you're with him. That's when he realized, what was he thinking? he thought he might've been tired so he took a nap but even in his dreams he saw you, but you were so out of reach. It drove him crazy, to the point he couldn't even look at you without feeling a pain in his chest. He knew at that point it was love, it had to be.

"Hmm, 3"

Zoro had been with a few people way before he had met Luffy, but this news absolutely blew you away, you couldn't even hide how visibly surprised you were. This meant that Zoro actually cared about his love life?? well at least his sex life, but you were jumping to conclusions. This all hit you at once, like a big sign that said "YOU HAVE A CHANCE" you didn't even know what to say, but before you could muster up anything he had already gone and spun the bottle. You were still processing all the thoughts in your head, not even noticing the bottle barely on your side.

"y/n Truth or dare"

now that you know Zoro could potentially develop feelings, you go in for the kill. At this point, you had all the confidence in the world.

"I p-pick truth!!"

you were riding the little bit of hope you had, you fully believed in yourself. You were ready for whatever they were about to say! However You took a look at Zoro, he was giving this devilish smirk and looked like he was trying to contain a laugh. He looked up to meet your eyes.

"Who would you rather want to sleep with, Me, or Curlybrows?"

You looked at Zoro, a little puzzled, even Sanji let out a small gasp, he didn't think Zoro would ask such a straightforward question. Zoro knew if worse came to worse he could blame it on the booze.

You knew that too.

...

"I-I'd rather sleep with both of you"

You saying that felt like a 10-ton hammer had been lifted off of you. You felt so free now that you have nothing to hide anymore. Other than your feelings. Maybe they got the hint? you looked back at them, both flushed with a red tint down to their neck, Sanji grabbing a tissue to block the blood from coming out his nose while Zoro froze up. The room went silent for a moment until it was broken by the sound of Zoro's chair backing up. You looked up at Zoro wondering what he was doing? Maybe you weirded him out and he was leaving, you never stopped looking at him until he had walked right up to you.

"It's a damn shame you didn't say just me, but hey, better than nothing"

Quickly he spun your chair to face him and leaned forward to grab your chair armrest.

"You idiot marimo! Whattya-"

Sanji quickly got up to back Zoro away from you.

"Shut it you shitty chef... listen for a second"

He never broke eye contact with you. Him leaning above you gripping your arm rests for some reason turned you on? the roughness was extremely hot.

"I know your drunk.... but tell me where you being serious"

You were confused why Zoro took it so personally. In response to his question, you shook your head yes. He moved his face closer to your ear, you could feel his body warmth from how close he was.

" would you wanna do it now? "

His words lingered in your ear, his deep whispery voice made you clinch your thighs together. Took a second for you nod yes, you haden't fully realized your actions before Zoro picked you up and plopped you on his shoulder your ass towards his face while you stared dumbfounded at Sanji.

"You heard her Curlybrows, she wants us to fuck her"

You've never seen Sanji so flabbergasted, it was honestly kinda cute, but that was the last thing on your mind right now. They were gonna what you? you looked at Sanji to see him following Zoro, bring more tissues. You cover your face, you didn't know if he was joking or not, but here you are at The aquarium bar. No one was gonna hear anything, was he being serious??

He sat you down on the long sofa, giving you a peck on the forehead. Sanji then followed by sitting next to you. He looked eager to touch you, his eyes scanning your body, but he took your hand and kissed all around it, kissing your palm, your fingers, your knuckles, then finally looking at you, the light from the aquarium tank made him look so Beautiful.

"Are you sure you want this darling?"

Your heart almost exploded in your chest, this is what you've been waiting for, this moment right now. To give them all your love. You felt Zoro take your other hand and kiss your wrist slowly trailing up, stopping on your skin and looking at you, waiting for your answer.

"yes...

Please..."

You could feel Zoros smirk on your skin, he snuck a few more kisses in and got up on his feet.

"Curlybrow."

Zoro balled his hand in a fist, initiating a game of rock paper scissors. Without questioning, Sanji did the same.

"Rock, paper Scissors"

Sanji had won.

Zoro gave a defeated look, while even tho Sanji had no clue why they were doing this, he was still smug because he had won.

Zoro took your hand and tugged you in front of him, your back directly on his chest. You could feel his erection on your ass, and knowing how turned on he was made you even hornier.

"I got top, you got bottom"

Sanji was already happy he beat Zoro, but now he gets to eat you out too? he couldn't be more excited. He got on his knees and slowly started taking off your shorts, letting them drop to your ankles. He couldn't believe the sight he was seeing, taking it all in and staring without making a move, the way he eyed your wet panties made you needier.

You jolted a little when you felt a wet kiss on the crease of your underwear, he licked the brim, and he kissed all around your panties just before spreading your thighs more to get a better angle of your covered pussy. He started to lick your clit through your panties, he could already tell how wet you were before he even started. He suckled and pushed his saliva through your underwear making you lean into his mouth, even with your panties on he still somehow managed to devour you.

While Sanji was getting busy feasting on your honeypot, Zoro had already crawled his way under your shirt into your bra. He had mange to sleep with women before, but that doesn't mean he knows how to take off a bra, after all, he's still a dumbass. you could tell he was struggling a little, which made you internally giggle and crack a half smile until he had enough and literally ripped that shit in half. The shock shoved you deeper into Sanji's face causing you to slightly moan, you saw your ripped bra fall to the floor and a pair of Big calloused hands Touch you up. Your soft skin, your scent, and your little gasps at every touch were driving Zoro mad. He was a hungry beast and you were the only cure for his Hunger. He dug his face into your neck while he messaged your breasts, sucking your shoulder, then moving to the side of your neck, from the side moving to the back. You could feel him taking in your Pleasant aroma, it gave you Goosebumps.

You were getting needier, you wanted more. It felt as if they were just testing the waters, you bit the inside of your bottom lip slightly staring at Sanji's head. He kissed all around your thigh, lifting his head and now making eye contact with you.

"Can I take this off, sweetheart?"

He tugged slightly at your panties, his eyes were as soft as his touch. You nodded your head yes and felt him slowly take them off. You felt the cold air meet your wet cunt, you could also feel how wet your panties were when he took them off. Your legs flinched a little at the new cold atmosphere. Your bottoms have completely been taken off and were fully exposed. you could just feel Sanji's extreme gaze on you, he rubbed his hand up and down your thigh as he pecked kisses all around the front of your pussy.

His tongue taking lead and slowly made a sloppy trail to meet your slit. You twitch your legs slightly closer and a small airy "ah" moans out your mouth. You could feel Sanji's mouth touch your sweet clit, he groaned into your cunt making your legs shake. Zoro was getting busy full-on needing your tits, He brushed against your now erected nipples, toying with them. He made sure to not fully play with them just to tease you a little.

"Z-Zoro"

You whisper bringing your hand to touch your breasts, but before you could Zoro pinned your hands behind your back and pushed his boner into your ass, slamming your pussy all in Sanji's face. you let out a desperate moan as you felt Sanji's groan vibrate throughout your body, he didn't stop his feast and continued to eat you out. His tongue flicked your clit at a rapid pace, sucking and licking like that was the last meal he'll ever eat. You jolted at the sudden bite Zoro had marked on the side of your neck. He was still holding your hands tight, he won't allow you to help him. With his free hand he grabbed your face by the cheeks to pull you into a wet kiss. He groaned into your mouth and could feel how hard he was breathing, he slide his tongue in pushing your faces closer together like he wanted to merge.

You both pulled out of your intense kiss, gasping for air. Sanji wasn't letting up, his tongue was like a gift from god. He went from fast licking and suckles, to slow tongue glides across your sensitive spot. You felt Zoros mouth right over your ear, He bit it softly and sucked on the area he had bit. You let out a louder moan, goosebumps ran through your body as you felt Zoros wet tongue enter your ear. The feeling was so new, your body squirmed at the feeling, but that only made you rub against Sanji's tongue more. His wet tongue moved its way along the inside of your ear, you could hear his groans Crystal clear. You felt yourself coming to a climax, Your back arched and you locked Sanji's face in between your thighs.

"I-I'm— ahh!"

You couldn't form a sentence, the pleasure was too immense. They understood that you were about to cum, you felt Sanji pick the pace up a little, and Zoro with played with your nipples. You let out a finishing moan and leaned forward into Sanji's face, feeling your eyes roll to the back of your head. Your legs shook profusely as you felt overwhelmed, you were on your tippy toes at this point. Drool ran down your face as you felt you're high come down, your legs became weak as Sanji pulled away. Zoro had bear-hugged you for support just in case, you were breathing so heavily it sounded like you were whimpering.

Sanji kissed your thigh, his soft wet lips against the inside of your Shakin thigh made you Twitch. Zoro still hugging you, lifted you and sat you back down on the sofa. You looked at them both, Zoro was as red as a tomato, and Sanji cleaned his face with his thumb, your juices glistened on his finger, his face was bloodshot red and looked like he was about to blow up. You then noticed the tent that laid on his pants, you looked at Zoro, just to see the same.

Sanji is still on his knees, laying his head on your lap. You motioned him to sit on the sofa, which he quickly did.

Your heart was still beating heavily, you wanted to make them feel as good as they made you. You turn to Zoro and whisper in his ear

"You'll be in back"

As you drew your head away from him, You could see the not-so-slick smirk that had crept onto his flustered face, Zoro didn't even try and hide his satisfaction. Sanji had wondered what you told him, but before he could ask you had gotten on all fours and faced Sanji, you pecked a kitten kiss onto his still-wet lips. As you went further down, your back arched more upwards, lifting your ass for Zoros view. They had both got the memo, Sanji protested cupping your face in his hands.

"Wait-! Y/n, I don't want to get your Beautiful face dirty... you don't have to do this"

His cute puppy-eyed face made you wanna do it even more.

"I want to do this...I...I've been waiting to..."

Sanji bit his lip and groaned at the way you stroked his hardness slowly up and down. You didn't even give him a chance to protest, he was already melting from your touch. You could feel Zoro message your ass slowly, like he was waiting for something. He rubbed his erection onto your exposed cunt, You held in your moan, you craved him more than ever. You slid off Sanji's pants and pulled his dick out, you looked at it wondering if you could really take him all in your mouth. However, before you got to test that thought you felt Zoro smack your ass, you yelped in shock. He bent forward a little and pulled your face up towards him, he whispered deeply in your ear

"you didn't tell me what you wanted."

His voice was so rich and gruff in your ear, you let out a small Exhale as he dug his crotch into your ass, rubbing it slowly.

"I— want you"

"You want me what?"

"to..f-fuck me.."

He hummed hearing you say that "Now put it all together" he teased

"I-I want you to fuck me Zoro!"

"That's my girl"

He set you back to doggy style and grabbed your ass, sanji kissed your forehead before giving Zoro an ugly look. Not for too long tho, when he felt your tongue meet the tip of his dick. He couldn't even remember what he was mad about. He jolted and let out not so concealed groan.

You sucked the tip feeling it twitch in your mouth. The warmth filled you as you took more of him, licking around his Veins, You got off to seeing how much pleasure that was spread onto Sanji's face. That thought was cut sort becuase of a sudden pressure you felt in your backside. You almost choked when you felt the tip of Zoros dick press into your entrance. You didn't expect him to be so thick, you felt a moan bubble up and couldn't hold it in, letting out a muffled moan onto Sanji's member. Which he surely enjoyed.

"Mmh!"

Your walls wrapped around him like a Christmas present, the grip was real he felt like he could cum just like that but he knew that wouldve been embrassing He gripped your ass and let out a broken grunt. Your toes curled with each inch he went deeper, you could feel his dick pulsing in you. He spread your cheeks apart with his thumbs, to get a better look at how his dick just fills you up. He suddenly pulled out slowly, you let out a little whine of confusion. You wanted to look back at him and see what he was doing, but as he was tip-deep he thrusted hard into you. Your legs jolt together, you feel Sanji's dick hit the back of your throat, you couldn't help but let out a choked gag.

Zoro's thrusts were slow but hit hard, he'd try to go slow, but his patients was running low, he couldn't help it when his hips started to pick up the pace.You bobbed your head up and down feeling Sanji's tip hit the back of your throat. Slurping his dick out your mouth you look up at him as you let your tongue roll out, all the juices that's been building in your mouth leak from your tongue to the head of his member.

"shit..."

Sanji really couldn't hold back how much he wanted to just devour you, his face went apple red as he bit his lip and tried to keep eye contact. His chest grew and shrank as his breath increased, you put him back into your mouth while stroking him. You loved seeing him this Squamish, you loved his soft moans and groans, any noise that came out his mouth made you want to have the sloppiest make-out session. You loved the Control you had over him and his pleasure, you felt your clit pulsing, you went to go play with it but Zoro grabbed your arm and folded it behind you. He went for your other arm and crossed it behind your back. He gripped your hands tight as his hips slammed against your ass, he was going all in now, his thrusts sounded like gun shots, he wanted to go as deep as he could. Loud moans and groans filled the air along with slapping sounds, Your head was getting fuzzy and your eyes where clouded.

The hard thrusts and motions from Zoro did all the work for you when giving head to Sanji, The sensation made your teary eyes roll back, you felt your stomach knot, and your moans became more loud and desperate. You felt yourself reach your limit as Zoro hit your cervix. Your legs shook and tightened up as you felt yourself cramp up, warm tears ran down your stuffed face. You moaned onto Sanji's dick when you felt him bring his hands to your face, his thumbs rubbing away your tears from your puffed-up flustered cheeks.

Sanji's hands tensed up, he was reaching his climax feeling his dick hit the back of your throat, hearing the gurgling noises you made with each thrust Drilled into his ear. He was drunk on lust, he didn't even realize he was gripping your face slightly and moving his hands along with each thrust Zoro did. He let out one last groan as he filled your mouth with his seed. Zoro wasn't too far off from his own release. He held your hands with one hand and your neck with the other, slapping against you again and again. Edging closer to his pleasure like an animal in heat. His breath was out of sync with his movement and his grunts started becoming more rough. He quickly pulled out and painted your ass white, he held his twitchy cock on your ass stroking it vigorously until nothing came out.

As everyone came down from their high, both Zoro and Sanji realized how messy things had got. Your face is covered in a mix of cum and saliva, and your ass is graffitied with Zoros jizz. Sanji had taken a minute to question what happened to all the stuff in your mouth? He dragged his thumb to your bottom lip and slowly pressed into your mouth, to see everything had been gone. A part of him was extremely turned on

"did you swallow it darling??"

Sanji was both concerned and extremely flustered, but before he got to overreact you felt your legs go weak, you couldn't hold yourself up anymore and collapsed.

You woke up on deck, Your face tucked in zoros neck. Your body still felt sore but it was bearable, you were all cleaned up from what the three of you had done. Having zoro hold you with such security and softness made you feel at ease. You heard the others from the kitchen, it was only you and Zoro who hadn't gone to breakfast. You felt bad for Sanji since he couldn't sleep in with you. You looked at Zoros's resting face, you examined him how handsome he was.

"Go back to sleep"

He mumbled, adjusted his pose, and pulled you closer to him. You gave him a little peck on the neck before you felt your tiredness creep up on you, it was not long before you and him Fell back to sleep with the morning wind brushing against your warm faces~ꨄ

#one piece smut #one piece x female reader #sanji smut #zoro smut #one piece x reader #vinsmoke sanji smut #roronoa zoro smut #zoro x sanji x reader #zoro x y/n #sanji x y/n #one piece #fem!reader #zoro roronoa x reader #vinsmoke sanji x reader #x reader #reader insert #reader x zoro x sanji #roronoa zoro x reader

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melonminnie · 1 year

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Oh how can you still not know? -Dion x Vampire gn! Reader!

-dion version sense ppl asked<3

The black haired man’s eyes were kept on names face, for whatever reason he was mad, it wasn’t visible on his face, but yet you could feel it.

Perhaps it’s was because you had tried cutting his hand off a few minutes ago, Standing above his sleeping finger, a sharp knife dangling in between your finger.

of course you should’ve known he wasn’t asleep, as he couldn’t be seen in a such a vulnerable state under anybody’s watch, so when you brought the knife to his wrist. He opened his eyes, blood shot starring directly at you.

Daring you to actually continue what you were going to do to him. Of course you couldn’t.. Anyone would know that your ending would be less than happy.

Of course that was probably the reason the black head was angry. It didn’t matter to you because of course you couldn’t help it.

you’ve told him that your body no longer has the craving for raw animals, it needs human blood. Yet he refuses acting as if you never even spoke to him.

it frustrated you to the point of tears.

With dions murderous gaze, it might’ve been better if you had aimed at his younger half brother who was extremely energetic and over protective.

Maybe then you would’ve felt that missing piece in you fulfilled.

“How about I do the same to you” he suddenly broke the unnerving silence.

“what do you mean?” “you said you needed human blood do you not?” He questioned with wide eyes, the knife now in his pale hands dangling around.

“So that means you can eat your own blood too” he affirmed grinning like a maniac as he forcefully pulled your hand towards his lap. The knife digging deeper and deeper into your skin causing you to yelp and protest.

“Next time don’t even bother thinking about me being your next meal” he pressed his head against his significant others.

“Because you should be thanking god your even alive, because If I die your coming with me to hell” he whispered the whole time his grin not leaving his face

Suddenly his grip on names arm stopped, pushing you away and stumbling on the floor. Both arms covered in huge amounts of blood. Ruining the white clothes you’d been wearing.

This was the first and last time that Dion had seen Name cry, hands clutching onto the fabric of the clothes.

Dion was a cruel man, You had made a wrong choice a long time ago there was no turn back.

“I’d be damned if I go to hell with you, I’d rather die a hundred times than be with you all over again” Terrified eyes stared straight into the red ones.

One filled with terror and sadness, While the other filled with a feeling similar to joy.

“No wonder your mother thinks of you as a mistake, I’d think the same if I had someone as you as my son”

The happy feeling turning into anger, It’d be sure that you’d be dead this time right?.

The man laughed maniacally before standing up, his body inches closer to yours.

he slowly sat next to you, “You want my arm ?here come fucking have it”

I tried my hardest to match this to his actual personality (I failed sort of)

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jeonginsdiary · 1 year

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Hello! Thank u for the help on where to request! I was confused lol. Can I request lee!Changbin and ler!SKZ if that’s ok? Sorry if it’s a lot of ppl to write about 😭 (Stay healthy and have a great day!) <3☺️

Thanks for the request!! <3

Also sorry fics are coming out so slowly😭

Lee: Changbin

Ler(s): Skz

TW // THIS IS ABOUT TICKLING SO IF THIS IS NOT YOUR CUP OF TEA FEEL FREE TO SCROLL ☕️

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"Stop!"

Whispered an irritated Changbin when their leader would not stop sneaking a few fingers into his ribs to pinch around the area, obviously enjoying the way Changbin would slam his arm down to protect himself. The worst part was it was so easy for Chan to do so with the exposing tank top the rapper was wearing.

"Not my fault you're so sensitive,"

And Changbin could just feel his cheeks heating up at the older's words.

He hoped it wasn't noticeable to the thousands of people watching their live..

But, unfortunately, as time went on, Chan discovered different places to torment the younger.

He would wiggle a finger into the boy's armpit, sharply squeeze at his sides which, by far, had the strongest reaction, and anything he could think of to watch Changbin try and contain his smile.

It didn't take long.

Once the other let his guard down, the oldest wasted no time in discreetly maneuvering his hand around the rappers waist, quickly drilling his thumb into his hip bone.

"DOHON'T!"

The other members startled, whipping their heads towards his direction to see his arm being snapped to his side, rubbing the previously attacked hip.

"What happened?" Questioned a curious Jeongin who, along with the rest, had not seen what caused this.

"Yeah, what happened Bin?" Chan played along, acting oblivious to the younger's actions.

You know what happened.

Thought the boy, but he wouldn't dare say it out loud.

Though, it wasn't long until Minho would not stop laughing from his spot on the couch, further confusing everyone as they urged him to speak.

Through his laughing fit, Lee Know managed to tell the others: "Stay's comments say Chan hyung tickled Changbin!"

After these words, it was chaos. The members were laughing, teasing, making jokes, and cooing at the rappers bright red face.

"Stays are wondering if hyung is ticklish~" Cooed Jisung as he scrolled through the never ending comments on his phone.

"Why, of course he is!" Chan exclaimed before knocking Changbin off the couch and pinning his arms up on the ground. "Jeongin, come keep them up for me,"

The maknae quickly abided as he made his way over to the boy, holding his arms up high above his head.

Despite the rappers incredible strength, the unexpected attack seemed to catch him off guard, making it easy to hold him down.

"Guys! Please!" Begged an already flustered Changbin who tried twisting his way out.

He knew this was going to be embarrassing. It normally wasn't when it was just his members as they knew how sensitive he was but when it came to their fans.. he was in for a treat.

"Hmm, where should we start?" Teased the oldest Australian, scanning over the boys muscular body.

"Nohowhere!"

He was already giggling in anticipation.. how humiliating.

Before the other could get another word out, fingers were crashing against the exposed crevices in his ribs. His face contorted as he tried to keep his composure.

"Ooh! Hyung, are you trying to act tough?" Hyunjin cooed at the writhing boy.

"S-stop! Guys, I'm n-not ticklish!"

At these words, Chan chuckled a bit before adding more pressure as he dug into the rappers sensitive torso.

Changbin was squirming in the members clutches as he held his breath. But the way the oldest drilled deep into the grooves of his ribs was too much. He broke out into an unwanted smile, tugging at his arms and arching his back. But at least he wasn't laughing.

"He's trying so hard to hold it in!" Minho taunted the younger boy.

"It's so obvious he's ticklish! Why else would he be smiling?" Seungmin half complained-half joked as he took a seat near Changbin's head, next to I.N.

Meanwhile, said boy was inches from breaking. His breath came out in huffs the higher Chan's fingers climbed and the smile plastered on his face was irreversible.

"You're taking too long!"

And soon enough, an impatient Lee Know was making his way over near the boy. He was clearly annoyed with the lack of laughter from this victim. All eyes were on the dancer as he grabbed Changbin's sides, squeezing them full force for a few seconds, and watching as the rapper under him crumbled into laughter.

"HYUHUNG! Stohop! Tuhurn off the lihihive!"

Minho's fingers left his body but he continued giggling from the leaders invading fingers which were now crab pinching up and down his ribs.

"See, he's so sensitive!" The maknae joked, directing his words towards the camera which was capturing every second of this torture.

Well torture to Changbin at least.

"Nohoho! I'm nohot sensitive!" The boy retorted at Jeongin, but nonetheless shrieking when Hyunjin placed random pokes all over his stomach.

"Hyuhunjin! Gehet off!'

Everyone knew Changbin loved this. But, they weren't that mean to admit it while live.

At this point, all the members were huddled around the laughing boys body, leaving a clear view for the camera as Chan and Hyunjin tickled him to pieces.

"Get Minho hyung to do it! He'll be begging in no time." Han muttered.

And this was more than an invitation for said dancer to shoo the oldest off the black-haired boy, taking a seat on his thighs with I.N still restraining his arms, an easy task with how weak Changbin had become.

"No! Plehease. Anyone but Minho hyung!"

Hyunjin was way too invested in this as his nimble fingers came to a stop, leaving the other begging and pleading for any other member that wasn't Lee Know.

"Aww, are you scared?" Yongbok, who had been rather silent, teased. All while the evil rabbit was smiling at the younger's predicament.

In all honesty, Changbin was scared. He was scared out of his mind..

"No! He just does it really well, it's too ticklish!"

The rapper had evidently given up on his "i'm not sensitive" claim..

Minho scoffed, using this opportunity to drill into the boys waist, using his thumbs to massage deep into his v-line. This elicited a shrill scream from the boy under him followed by loud, hysterical laughter.

"NOHOHO! STAHAHAP!!”

Not even a second later, he had somehow mustered up the strength to rip his arms from Jeongin's grip.

When his limbs were free, he shot them down to his hyung's hands, wrapping them around the boy's wrists and attempting to push away the fingers that were vibrating oh-so ticklishly in his body.

Unfortunately for him, it didn't work. He was so weakened that all he could do was laugh his head off while gripping the older's forearms, and his normally strong body felt like jello.

"You pushing my arms with barely any strength isn't gonna do anything," Voiced the dancer who seemingly sunk his fingers deeper into the boy's skin, resulting in a ticklish shriek from the other and making it 10x harder for Changbin to successfully lift the other's thumbs from his v-line.

"PLEHEHEASE! I CAHAHAN'T!"

The struggling rapper was going ballistic. He was arching his back and twisting in every direction he could, his fingers still tugging at the older's hands the hardest he could, which wasn't that hard.

"Okay, give him a break!" Chan laughed, patting Lee Know on the back, signaling for him to stop.

Changbin was left panting on the floor, face red and a smile etched onto his mouth.

"He knows all of our weak spots. It's not fair!"

Complained the boy, staring up at his hyung with wide eyes.

"That's because all of you guys are so predictable, it's not my fault!" Grunted the other, adjusting himself back on Changbin's thighs after being thrown off a little from how much the younger was kicking.

"Ugh! I hate all of you!"

The rapper joked, having forgotten about the live and how embarrassing it would be for the internet to be flooded with videos of him laughing uncontrollably..

Though, he didn't have much time to think about that because, with his previous words, fingers were descending in every place he could think of.

Minho, still seated on his legs, was busy walking his fingers up and down Changbin's ribs, while Chan took action at his tummy, poking and prodding around the area. Seungmin had stuffed his fingers into the boy's armpits, and Jeongin had moved down to occasionally pinch the rappers lower sides.

Meanwhile, Jisung clawed the older's inner thighs, Felix buried his hands into his neck, and Hyunjin used his nails to graze the arch of his foot.

And Changbin lost it.

Everything felt so sensitive on his vulnerable body and he couldn't block somewhere without opening up more spaces.

"NOHOHOHOHO! GUYS, I'M SOHOHOHORRY!!"

He tried shoving at the fingers on his stomach and sides but that would only result in Seungmin wiggling his fingers farther into his hollows, releasing a deafening squeal from the boy. His neck was scrunched up from Yongbok's attack and he tried hard to pull his foot out of Hyunjin's grasp.

Nothing worked.

"PLEHEHEHEASEEE! I’M GONNA DIHIHIHIE!"

Screamed a desperate Changbin. He was way too sensitive to be handling this all at once.

Hyunjin rolled his eyes at the older's exaggeration,

"Well, maybe you should've thought of that before you said you hated us!"

Noises of agreement came from the others as they continued to wreck the rapper.

"He probably needs a break." Felix lifted his hands off Changbin's neck, watching as the rest eventually did the same.

"Why would you doho that!" Whined the rapper who was still struggling to regain his breath.

"Why not?" Questioned Minho as he carefully lifted the others shirt up.

"W-what are you doing? Hyung!"

Changbin had already began to giggle in anxiousness, covering his now exposed stomach with his hands in a way of telling Lee Know not to come any closer.

"Last time Jeongin held his hands up, he easily broke free, so can Chan hyung do it instead?" Suggested the dancer who watched as the boy underneath him was trying to cover the entire expanse of his belly with his arms.

Yet, to his dismay, the leader was easily able to pin his arms high above his head, outstretching him way more than he wanted to be.

"Please! Go away!"

Minho ignored him, simply raising his shirt up to his highest ribs and lowering his head down ever so slowly, creating a flurry of nervous giggles from the other.

"Dohon't! I swear. Lee Minho!"

And to this, the dancer took a deep breath, brought his head down, and blew a long raspberry right to the boy's bellybutton. For extra measure, his fingers traveled back to the rappers hips as he latched his thumbs onto the hollows, which always had Changbin howling, kneading into the space.

"STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"

Immediately, his laughter became silent. He tried everything he could think of to escape. He bucked his hips up, arched his back as high as he could, but ultimately, he always came crashing back down when Lee Know would blow another raspberry onto his tummy. He pulled as hard as he could at his restrained arms but with Chan holding them up, it was impossible. All of his attempts were fruitless.

He was a shaking, blushing mess with disheveled hair as he could only hope the pulsing sensations through his stomach and hips would stop.

It felt like an eternity later, but, eventually Minho ceased his attack.

Chan released his arms, but not without a quick poke to his armpit. And Changbin lay there out of breath and tired.

"At least we got it on live!" Felix exclaimed, who had been the one to point the camera down to the rapper as he was brutally punished for no reason.

"I'm gonna kill you, Lee Yongbok!"

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Idk why I named this comments, I couldn’t think of anything else😭

Stay healthy <3

#kpop tickle #stray kids tickle #stray kids #enjoy

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golbrocklovely · 2 years

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your first kiss (ever) with colby headcannon

requested by @lillybearblog: i was wondering if I could request an imagine where Colby gives you your first kiss? If you take requests

A/N: i'm not technically taking request rn, but i was inspired to write this. especially since i haven't done a headcannon in so long. almost a year at this point. hope you guys like it ! you're gettin a two for one with this haha let me know what you think :)

teenage!colby:

you've know of snc for a while since you went to school with them.

plus they were starting to blow up a lot on vine and everyone in school just knew who they were.

whether or not they liked them lol

you always thought colby was cute and had a couple classes with him.

but you were too shy to ever say anything to him.

and on top of that he didn't really talk in school so you didn't really know how to even strike up a convo with him.

and then you found out from a friend of yours that colby had a gf, so you knew things just weren't gonna work out for you.

one night your friend throws a party

and you couldn't believe that she actually invited snc, and that they actually showed up.

you kept looking over at them, and had once or twice caught colby's eye.

but you were way too scared to go talk to him.

later on into the night, you go outside to get some air, and colby is in the backyard.

he hears you come out of the house and looks over at you.

you awkwardly wave at him, he does the same back.

you ask "what are you doing out here?"

you find out that his gf broke up with him the night before, and sam thought this was a nice way to get his mind off of things

but it wasn't helping.

you end up talking with him for an hour, and get to know each other decently well.

even he's surprised at how well he opened up to you.

eventually he asks you "what's one thing you haven't done yet that you want to do?"

you tell him you've never been kissed before. you felt kinda embarrassed admitting it bc you were 17 and felt like you should have had it by now.

(btw if that does apply to anyone reading this, omg you're not weird for not having your first kiss yet. you have SO MUCH TIME)

colby admits to you that he only recently had his first kiss, so you shouldn't feel embarrassed.

you're surprised, "there are so many girls that want to kiss you. especially my friends."

he laughs at you, and asks if that's why sam and him got the invite.

you say sort of.

silence falls over the two of you for a moment.

then colby says "…would you be one of those girls… that wants to kiss me?"

you can't help but blush at his words. you don't know how to respond.

eventually you say yes.

colby hums, and then turns to you.

you lock eyes with him, and even in the dark his eyes are intensely blue.

he leans in and kisses you.

it's sweet, it's warm, and goes by way too fast for your liking.

suddenly there is a commotion in the house

the cops showed up bc of a noise complaint.

a bunch of ppl start running out of the house.

sam appears after a couple seconds, grabs colby and tells him that they need to run.

colby looks at you, gives you a kiss on the cheek, and runs with sam.

you never really got to speak to him again, but in the end you were happy he was your first kiss.

adult!colby:

you've been friends with colby for a couple years.

you met him at some influencer party and have just been casual friends.

you see each other every once in a while and it's always nice.

he's just such a fun person to be around.

eventually at another party, you guys see each other again

and you hang out the whole night.

apparently sam and kat were out on a date and he didn't really have anyone to chill with.

his other friends were around, but he didn't really feel like mingling.

and you were fine with that.

you guys had so much fun dancing, drinking, and just talking about whatever.

when the party was settling down a bit, someone cleared the island in the kitchen

and in the center was a beer bottle.

"let's play some spin the bottle!" someone shouted.

and now here you were, in the middle of a spin the bottle game.

but now with alcohol lol

and basically if the other person didn't want to kiss, they would drink.

you were kinda terrified.

you were in your 20s and had never been kissed.

you felt so out of place but you decided to stay.

while it was embarrassing to think of getting kissed by a stranger at this party, you kinda hoped it would happen with you and colby.

and when that thought popped into your head, you knew you were done for.

not to mention... why did you want to kiss colby all of a sudden??

it was colby's turn, and while originally he tried to say no, he was egged on by some other friends. and so he spun it.

the bottle must have spun for a year. that's how it felt.

and then finally it stopped on you.

you felt your breath hitch, and a bunch of different ppl cheered.

"hey, we don't have to kiss if you don't want to." colby stated.

you think about it. while you did technically want to kiss him, you also didn't.

what if he laughs at your kiss?

what if you suck at it?

what if… he's really good at it?

as you try to think of an answer, ppl around the island start chanting "kiss, kiss, kiss!"

you look around at everyone and finally back up at colby.

he shrugs, and light smile appears on his face. "it's your choice."

you take a deep breath, and tell him to kiss you.

he looks surprised for a split second, but then nods.

he leans in, cupping your face.

his lips press against yours, and honestly you kinda feel like you could black out.

the kiss is really soft and shockingly gentle.

you had heard so many stories of girls hooking up with him and you just expected him to be crazy out the gate.

but in this moment, he was so kind to you.

sadly the kiss ended.

…but let's just say it wouldn't be the last kiss you two had ;)

#colby brock #colby brock headcannon #colby brock fic #colby brock x reader #colby brock fluff #what you seek

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reverberation-ensemble · 2 months

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BROKE PPL SHOULD NEVER LAUGH

#my art #library of ruina #lor fanart #library of ruina fanart #project moon #project moon fanart #san lor #bada lor

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boyfhee · 10 months

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ooo wait what about rating likelihoods using the otp prompt generator and your moots with their bias

mimi ure a genius

@maiverie : 104266/10 why am i crying IM IMAGINING THEM GOING TO A PET CAFE AND ALL THE KITTENS/PUPPIES JSUT ASSEMBLE AROUND HEE AS THEY SIT DOWN??? like she goes to place their order and then it's heeseung who's busy playing with them it's so cute until it's time to leave and mai has to pick the kittens/pups one by one and put them aside to free him 😭😭😭😭 they keep running back to him HEAD IN MY HANDS IM DISSOCIATING 😭😭

@flwrshee : 10/10 ITS GIVING HIGHSCHOOL TALENT COMPETITION? like imagine ri being the new student and having no one to pair up with yet and then heeseung approaches her, asking if she wants to pair up with me (ri-cael band disbanding in my head) I SEE HIM LOOKING AT HER WITH HEART EYES AS SHE PLAYS WTV INSTRUMENT SHE'S GOOD AT. like the perfect romance here idk my otp fr THEIR PERFORMANCE IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE LIKE EVERYONE SAW THE WAY HE LOOKED AT HER WHEN SHE WAS THANKING PPL AROUND AFTER WINNING ohhh god me when😂

@whoschr : 56325/10 hear me out. both chae and hee having a crush on each other and they go out with their friends IT'S SNOWING OFC WE NEED TO SET THE ATMOSPHERE and then they sit on the bench when heeseung sees that she's shivering a bit??? chae i know u left ur scarf at home deliberately. ANYWAY SO SHE JOKINGLY SAYS THAT THEY SHOULD SHARE HIS SCARF BUT MY GUY, HE'S SERIOUS AND SCOOTS CLOSER TO HER AND PUTS HIS SCARF AROUND BOTH OF THEM im on the floor crying . like imagine both of them blushing and all JUST CONFESS ALR

@hoonvrs : 10/10 SAINTHOON CORE!!!!! thought they both were being discreet and subtle with all those glances and winks WE SAW. like u do not expect us to not notice the way sunghoon deliberately drops his pen during class as an excuse to mutter a soft and quiet 'i love you' to saint who's sitting in front of him GOD THE PEAK OF HS ROMANCE???? thought no one was there when they were kissing in class after school but me and ri we SAW U BOTH . the walk of confidence they do when they announce their relationship to the friend group on graduation and everyone is like . we Know 🥸 EVERYONE POINT AT LAUGH AT THE LOSER COUPLE i love them

@haerinz : 9/10 one point off bc idk how someone messes up a kiss so bad that they have bruises BUT THIS IS SO CUTE LIEK IT ALR TOOK JUNGWON EIGHT DAYS AND FIFTEEN SELF TED TALKS TO KISS FAE AND THEN WHEN THEY TRY TO DO THEY JUST BUMP FOREHEADS 😭😭😭 the crazy amount of blushing oh my god he cant face her after that . BUT FAE I KNOW WHAT U ARE I BET SHE CUPS HIS FACE AND KISSES HIM YEAHHH idk maybe they also get matching bandages for those bruises ☝️

@jaeyunverse : scale broke THIS GENERATOR IS CRAZY?? ok first of all i know the real sage won't hesitate let's be fr. second of all THIS IS SO CUTE like idek what to say here everything is said by the generator LIKE I BET SHE FIRST STARTED AT HIS FACE FOR A GOOD FIVE MINUTES. AND THEN LEANS IN TO KISS HIM BUT ALMOST BACKS OFF WHEN HEESEUNG OPENS IN HIS EYES BUT HE'S A MAN OF HIS WORDS HE DOES KISS HER i could've added a few more things here but let's keep the delusion low for now

@tyunni : 10/10 this is something they will do i know. like imagine riki peeking through the slight gap as he hides in the closet, smiling widely every time may seemingly steps towards the closet BUT SHE NEVER GOES NEAR IT 🤓☝️ MY BOY SPENT FIFTEEN MINUTES IN A FUCKING CLOSET FOR HER LMFAOOO HE JUST GIVES UP IN THE END AND COMES OUT SAYING "U HAVE TO COME NEAR THE CLOSET FOR ME TO SCARE U" LIKE ??????? riki where did the logic go. HE'S SULKING BC HIS PLAN FAILED AND I KNOW MAY WILL NOT LET THIS GO . riki hates her for this (no he doesn't)

@jennaissantes : 10/10 the cutest!!! like they're both sitting on the couch and watching tv before the tv is ignored and they start talking ab their day SHARING TEA ohh . gossip girls fr 🙏 U CANNOT MISS THE WAY THEY KEEP SHIFTING CLOSER TO EACH OTHER LIEK from sitting at corners for the armrest to moving to the middle to falling asleep while cuddling and snuggling on the couch THAT GUY IS HOLDING ON HER REAL TIGHT BC HE DOESNT WANT LILY TO FALL OF THE COUCH i want this

@ctrlemis : 10/10 idc if anyone uses ipod now THIS IS TOO CUTE TO NOT TALK ABOUT. like cmon im sure sunoo is down bad for art ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD BE and he def plans on confessing with a playlist since they love listening and trying out new songs. THE SWEATER UMMM bet it's after it has rained and the temperature has gotten a few degrees lower when sunoo offers them his sweater before art leaves for home (they both do but they live in opposite directions yes this is right) he literally sprints all the way to art's place when he realises his ipod is with them, AND LIKE IMAGINE THE CONVO LIKE ART DEF GOES "i like you too" while handing over his sweater and ipod while sunoo just stops functioning for a good minute IM CRYING THEY'RE SO ADORABLE

@sunooze : 356447/10 adding mimi here for giving this amazing idea IM SRY IF JAY IS NOT UR BIAS BUT I JS WENT WITH HIM BC I SAW HEE, JAY, JAKE AND SUNOO ON UR BLOG PLSSS but this is so cute i would propose immediately if someone did this for me LIKE I DEF SEE U RUMMAGING THRU THE KITCHEN TO LOOK FOR SOMETHING TO EAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND JAY WALKS UP TO CHECK ON ALL THE SHUFFLING NOISES??? he looks so sleepy ok sleepy jay will be adorable i know but all the sleep lefts his body when he realises that what u want isnt at home . INSTANTLY RUNS TO THE STORE . LIKE U BLINK AND HE'S OUT OF THE HOUSE. comes back w so many packets of that food item that it's not gna run out for at least a week pls pay him back in cuddles ☹️

@heeliopheelia : 10/10 BUTTERFLIES? carly and hee they both r talking more like she is talking and he's listening so attentively (eye contact game is insane) while she's talking about her day or something, AND THEN HE SUDDENLY BRINGS HIS HAND UP TO HER FACE TO TUCK A FEW STRANDS OF HER HAIR BEHIND HER EAR how have you not passed out yet bae. AND THE WAY HE'S SO NORMAL ABOUT IT LIKE HIS REASON IS "it was blocking my view, pretty," I WILL THROW MY LAPTOP ACROSS THE ROOM

#—sunooze.#—games.#i am writing ESSAYS here pls #all the prompts here are so adorable im smiling so hard #sorry if i missed anyone 🙏🙏

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irixri · 1 year

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*bunny casually spending henry’s money like it’s his

henry: BROKE PPL SHOULD NEVER LAUGH

#tsh spoilers #the secret history #donna tartt #dark academia #henry winter #bunny corcoran #richard papen #charles and camilla #charles macaulay #camilla macaulay #francis abernathy #julian morrow #book recommendations #bookaddict #reading

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Hi bestie 🥰

Sorry it took me a lil while to check in but I wanted to make sure I formed some sensical thoughts after reading part 1! Although, this might actually all be non-sensical because I’m still reeling from it all and I’m nowhere near as articulate but anyway, here goes (side note: am I listening to if the world was ending while writing this? you bet I am):

WOW WOW WOW, the beginning? My heart broke immediately and as the biggest angst fiend, I was like oh- this- this is gonna be immaculate I already know.

And of course it was. OF COURSE IT WAS.

The photos of them on the wall?? And Paige’s realisation of how much she fucked up cos Azzi never once let go even though Paige ignored her for a WHOLE FUCKING YEAR!!!

The flashback to when Azzi broke the UCLA news to Paige; yeah you ATE that. I know you said you might take inspiration from my suggestion and that’s pretty much how it played out in my mind, only your version was a hundred thousand times better- like the talent is just unmatched.

Paige’s first reaction being “BUT YOU NAMED YOUR DOG STEWIE!!!!” Is so fucking real lmao, I laughed and cried.

Nika standing ten toes down for her twin always, I respect it.

And Jealous Paige? Yeah my favourite trope fr ✊ (also the fact that she already got jealous of carol of all ppl?? lmao, i can't even imagine how she'd react to seeing Azzi with someone that's actually into her 😭)

And then the ending?? You’re sick for that cos see now that’s all I’ll be thinking about until we get the next part (making your fics my roman empire? it’s only fair)

Thoughts on what might come next (which you should totally ignore if it's not what you have in mind bcos again, your brain >>> my pea-sized brain):

Imma need Paige to suffer a lot bit LMAO, like sorry to her but girlie deserves to pay for freezing out princess FOR A YEAR.

Like I know that’s the love of your life Azzi babygirl, but you better make blondie work. beg. grovel.

I also feel like Azzi’s teammates wouldn’t be so accepting of Paige straight away? They’d be super protective of Azzi cos like that’s pookie, who wouldn’t be?? And they were the ones who witnessed just how much she was hurting during her freshman year and how often she waited for a call that never came, so yeah Paige really gonna have to prove herself 😌

Anyhooo, to sum it up, you outdid yourself and then some bestie. Your stories genuinely give me the best escape from reality and I cannot express how thankful I am for you taking the time and effort to write masterpieces like that for us.

Oh finally, the tagline for the story being "everything changes, except the ending" - pure genius, in my humble opinion.

Until next time 💗

-🙋‍♀️ (I’ve decided to fully stick to this as my signature)

Hi bestieeee, I'm so, so, so, glad you liked it. Like I wanted everyone to like it of course, but you especially, it's very important to me that you like it.

Bestie, you helped so much with how Azzi would reveal it/Paige's reaction, like so much of that is your brain work, I just put it into words and I'm glad it turned out how you imagined it.

Lmao I wanted Paige's initial reaction to be so random and I was like WAIT, how is she going to bring a dog named Stewie to UCLA (again more proof that it was always gonna be UConn for her).

Jealous Paige is my favorite version of Paige because it's a) really fun to write and b) really hot to imagine. And it's only going to get worse for her.

Nika needs to be team Paige because I fear Azzi's teammates are about to be menaces to her and not in a good way.

I was actually gonna end it with Azzi running out and then have none of the stuff outside but I think it was important for them to have that conversation and I wanted them to kiss teehee

My current (loose) summary for the next part in terms of plot is "Azzi goes on a date and Paige goes insane" so trust bestie, blondie will in fact suffer. 😈

Always so happy to see you babe, come back with more suggestions or just to ki-ki whenever. 💗💗💗

#ask #fic talk #UCLA ANON LOML FR <3

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spongussyqueefs · 3 months

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broke ppl should never laugh‼️‼️

-saiko minaj

#saiki k #saiko metori #rich bitch

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dialupmodem · 11 months

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broke ppl should NEVER laugh

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cyberfreaky · 10 months

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BROKE PPL SHOULD NEVER LAUGH

NICKI-LATIONS ‼️

#i immediately shut my broke ass up!!!!#nonnie ༉‧₊˚.#sel’s inbox ♡

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multireese · 1 year

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Longest Tag: 138 characters

#i am obsessed with his wardrobe. the constant greens in his office too!!! lotta pretty ppl in that show and i'm lusting over furniture smh

My Top Posts in 2022:

Nate Jacobs x male reader. They’re best friends and Nate hasn’t had sex or gotten off in a long ass time. So reader says “if you want I’ll blow you and fuck me if you want?

warnings: swearing, implied smut, kinda ooc,

It was East Highland's hottest summer on record. You and your best friend, Nate Jacobs were lounging poolside talking about every vaguely interesting thing happening around town, to say there was not much to discuss was an understatement.

"Wait! Why are you here pissing in my pool & not with your girlfriend?" You love to tease Nate about his lady problems. He makes it easy because he trusts his best friend with the shit he would never discuss with his other friends or family.

Nate sighed under his breath before responding, "Me & Maddie's thing has been over for a while now, Y/n." Nate cut his eyes at you when he heard your cute but obnoxious laugh escape your mouth, "You don't have to be a dick about it." You sat up in your chair & looked at your friend while trying to keep from laughing even more.

"Nathaniel Jacobs, I was obviously talking about Cassie. Y'know your live-in girlfriend?"

"Shit, I actually broke up with her a few weeks ago. It's been months since I got my dick wet I guess my brain is fried." Mention of Nate's dick had you reflexively peek at the bulge in his swim trunks. NO. This is your best friend stop imagining yourself blowing him. You shook yourself back to reality, almost missing what he said next, "If only you had a 'friendhole' I could fuck."

"I'm sorry, a what hole?"

"Think about it, a third hole that you let your homie fuck when he's sexually frustrated," Nate spoke as if he was explaining simple math to you," a friendhole!"

You decided to call his bluff by sitting on his lap and facing him. "If you really want to fuck me, Nate, you should just say so." His cock stiffened against you and a big veiny hand wrapped around your throat.

"Don't start something you can't finish, my boy. I won't be going easy on you." Nate slapped your perfect ass and squeezed it hard so you knew he was serious.

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Bully!Reggie Mantle x Male reader

“You think that Boy Scout could ever fuck you like this?” Reggie’s voice was harsh, breathy, but low enough so no one in the home could hear what he was doing. Y/n could only watch in a daze as his bully slowly dragged his cock back so that only his bulbous tip was left inside, before slamming himself balls deep into y/n’s wet hole. Over and over. Reggie's hand quickly covered y/n’s mouth. Capturing the bottom’s moans as they escaped.

“Keep quiet baby boy, I know it feels good”

Dominating and pleasuring y/n felt like a sixth sense to Reggie. Almost as if it was something he was supposed to be doing. “Fuck those eyes are so pretty when you’re full of daddy’s dick.” Reggie held a tight grip on y/n’s pajama top using it to pull the bottom closer & further down his shaft.

The moon peeks in from the window supplying the only light source. y/n’s tight hole stretches around his bully’s cock. He let himself be pleasured by his tormentor. His member leaking precum without even being touched. Reggie tore open the cute fleece top, buttons falling to the floor with soft taps. He brought his mouth to y/n’s neck sucking hard. Y/n knew this was going to leave bruises he could never explain. Letting the biggest jerk in school treat you like a fucktoy while your parents slept was too embarrassing. The two slammed their lips together with such passion they almost forgot that they needed to keep quiet. Reggie’s dick stiffened, beginning to hit new spots inside y/n’s warm hole. However, more embarrassing would be how much y/n loves it. “Harder. Daddy. Please!” Reggie took these words as a personal challenge. He held y/n’s legs over his head and pounded hard and deep. The bully’s big balls slapping against the slutty bottom sounded like thunder at such a late hour. Y/n covered his face with a pillow and bit down hard. Unfortunately for Y/n his bladder was full when Reggie snuck in through his window and woke him up with two thick fingers in his hole. “I’m gonna spell my name in it so you know who your ass belongs too.” Y/n was too turned on by Reggie’s boldness, it only took until the ‘g’ before he was begging his least favorite bulldog to fuck him.

Back to the present, y/n whined of embarrassment when the pressure of repeatedly hitting his prostate made him pee a little. “Oh that’s new.” Reggie laughed as he removed the pillow from your face. “I want to see that handsome face when I’m wrecking you.” Reggie put some pressure on his bottom’s bladder and began fucking him at hyper speed. Y/n couldn’t hold it back anymore, Reggie was literally pounding the piss out of him. The jock reveled in his power. The other bulldogs would never believe this. Reggie cursed himself for not recording. It wasn’t too long after when y/n was driven to orgasm. Reggie kept his athletic pace, his thick cock throbbed signaling his own orgasm was close. “Fuck. Mine. Mine. This ass belongs…to me.” Reggie flooded his sluts hole with warm thick fluid. Y/n’s eyes were barely starting to focus on any one thing in the room when he sees Reggie pull his sweats up over his still dripping cock and sneak out the window. Reggie looked over at the light in an upstairs room next door. He could see Archie was fuming probably in disbelief. He won the one thing Archie wanted most since they were kids. Reggie adjusted his still hard cock in his sweatpants, gave Archie a smirk, and jogged away.

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My #1 post of 2022

Jason Todd x male reader

Jason steals from crime bosses for fun but his plans are thrown off by a beautiful sleeping stranger

In and out. The plan was simple and Jason Todd had done it a thousand times. Walk in, get the jewels and cash and go. It should have been easy but the man didn’t expect someone like you to be in this disgusting city. If your underwear were cut any shorter they might technically be panties, not that Jason didn’t love the view. The hero watched as you stirred in bed. He could see how your underwear was rising on one side giving him a peek at your delicious round ass. Jason drifted into the thought of pulling those pesky briefs off of you. Teasing that hole with his tongue until you awoke then fucking you stupid. Focus. He wasn’t trying to be as stealthy as usual for some strange reason. Jason Todd scolded himself for wanting you to wake up.

Roman Sionis is a psychopathic rich boy crime boss who can have anyone in Gotham. He doesn’t deserve this angel of a man in his bed. You were sleeping on top of the bed sheets as if you had been waiting for that asshole. This revelation angered Jason. Why do men like Sionis get first dibs on any beautiful thing they want? Jason assumed you didn’t know getting on Roman’s bad side or trying to leave him would end with you getting that gorgeous face carved off. There was one more precious gem he had decided to take from Sionis.

“Wake up baby boy.” Jason whispered. He placed his helmet on the opposite side of you then brought his hand to your face. You were more beautiful the closer he got. Jason repeated himself until you let out that most adorable grumbling noise before meeting your eyes. “Shush. Don’t be scared. I’m going to get you away from here.” A look of relief was on your face before you realized this man was a stranger. You were still in danger. Jason Todd could read you like a book. His anger returned. You could not trust him because of whatever Sionis has done to you. There was no time to explain it all or to possibly argue. Jason snatched you out of the bed. He repelled out of the window, holding you tight.

In some moments, you were zooming through the streets of Gotham wearing the Red Hood’s helmet. You held onto the strange man’s jacket for dear life as Jason went through a secret tunnel in an underpass that would lead to the bat cave. Jason only wished he wasn’t fully clothed so he could really feel you. Skin to skin. When the two of you arrived Jason promised to explain everything as soon as he got you to his room without being noticed by his family. You thought that was weird but he first checked to make sure you were feeling alright. “Do you think I can borrow some clothes? Roman had burned everything I owned from before I met him.” Jason would have been angered to hear Roman’s name leave your lips but he was too distracted by your still near naked body.

“My name is Y/n, by the way,” you pulled Jason from a haze of simping hard when you spoke again. Jason quickly responded with his own name which shocked you, “I didn’t expect your real name, Red Hood, but I like Jason better.” You said with a smile. Jason returned the gesture and for one second you thought to kiss the handsome stranger that saved you. Suddenly you heard a voice that scared you.

“I’ll say I did not expect master Todd to be so forthcoming either,” Alfred spoke, “you must be very special mr. Y/n”

Jason cursed to himself, “…just let me explain everything to the big guy in the morning. Please Alfred?”

“As you wish.”

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