#brolden

[mondodisco]

Junior is the most Starkid villain ever. He wears pink sunglasses. He attacks a planet so he can buy weed. He smokes the weed while attacking it. He passed out when a guy shook his hand too hard. He’s played by Brolden. He almost got killed by his own robot. He wants to be your friend but he’s also your boss. He walked so Max Jägerman could run. He’s a bastard dumb bitch and I want to kiss him.

#brian holden #starkid #team starkid #brolden #junior #junior starship #starship #starkid starship

[paloma-ascends-into-hellfire]

why are people junior-posting so much rn did i miss something?

#starkid #team starkid #brolden #brian holden #junior starship #starship #starkid starship #starship starkid #starship musical #starship 2011

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

actually i’m posting this one too bc everyone’s facial expressions are making me INSANE

#jangle ball tour #joey richter #lauren lopez #brolden #brian holden #meredith stepien #starkid #team starkid #my post #wade talks

[starkidsupremacy]

we cannot die

(Just like Miss Holloway)

#good job everyone #Love that brolden is there #starkid #starkid npmd #nerdy prudes must die #miss holloway

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

The incredibly abrupt shift of tone when Brian does his "AND NOW HE'S BACK IN HIS BED" entrance as Party Boy(TM) in VHSCC Live! makes me laugh every. single. time.

#God bless Brolden he brought so much uniquely Starkid energy to that particular production I love him so much #Party Boy #Brian Holden #vhscc #vhscc live #vhs christmas carol live #vhs christmas carol

[unvexes]

having to physically restrain myself over the starkid wet cat poll. you guys do not get it. you really don’t. (/lh)

#the fact superman lost is like a blow to the head for me specifically. #brian holden didnt play him like THAT to lose to fuckin attorney at law gary. #it doesnt help that im. very normal about brolden. #sorry for being a hater i have GOT to get more normal #mine

[meredithstanien]

...

#m speaks #i dont even know if anyone will see this but i need to scream and yell i work in theatre in chicago and i applied for a position #with the vhs christmas carol production and i didnt get it but i still got a very nice email from brolden #i didnt think i would get it bc i'm a really recent grad but im still screaming and crying that they even bothered to reply to my app

[table-top-horror]

Did the cast for Nerdy Prudes Must Die come out yet?

#Wanna know if Brolden is in it #Starkid #Npmd

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

i need starkid to make a show that have jon matteson and brolden interacting on stage

i need to see the pure chaos

give them both a crazy character and watch it unfold

~~~

#confession #starkid #jon matteson #brian holden

[awigglycultist]

Brolden making the bunny clap :)

#starkid #vhscc #vhscc live #vhs christmas carol

[natashasbitxh]

haven't seen anybody talk abt the fact that joey walked out with brolden on his back before priceless??? and it looked effortless??

#vhs christmas carol #starkid #team starkid #joey richter #brian holden

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

mischief members cast in starkid shows part 8: a vhs christmas carol

not influenced by accgw, even if the actors may line up with the characters they played in it (which i think only happens twice).

ebenezer scrooge: niall ransome

my habit of casting niall as the main character strikes again. i simply think he has the range.

jacob marley: bryony corrigan

i don't know, marley's kinda mischievous and i think she can pull that off, as well as the more serious moments.

ghost of christmas past: ellie morris

i just think it's a super fun part for her to play and she'd be really great at it.

ghost of christmas present: dave hearn

yeah it's because he's the best dancer of the group, who am i kidding. i also just think he has the fun party vibes.

ghost of christmas future: susan harrison

may seem like an odd choice but i can really imagine her in "the final ghost". i think she could pull off the creepy, mysterious vibes.

bob cratchit: jonathan sayer

he can definitely do the nervous energy (dennis vibes) and i think he'd be good in "priceless". most of my castings for this show were literally just "vibes" so all the reasonings are really short sorry.

emily cratchit: nancy zamit

nancy doing the bit where she gets pissed off about bob toasting scrooge is really clear in my mind. also i think her and jonathan doing these characters would be really funny for some reason.

tiny tim: henry shields

i mainly cast him because i didn't want to break my shields-as-brolden streak (i only decided to cast this show last minute so it's a bit rushed). i think he'd be funny.

young scrooge: joshua elliott

he can do emotional break-up songs ("physically" from ipswich it up, even if it's completely different vibes to "that scrooge") and as i've already mentioned several times, he's really good at these more serious roles. i think he'd be very sweet in the very beginning and then could definitely do the colder nature of "that scrooge".

belle: rhyanna alexander-davis

she's played a couple-that-breaks-up with josh before (singing in the aisles) so we know that works. and i bet she could wreck me emotionally.

fred: harry kershaw

i don't know, just trust me.

fezziwig: greg tannahill

he has fun vibes.

turkey boy: charlie russell

I DON'T KNOWWW YOU'VE JUST GOTTA BELIEVE ME WITH THIS ONE OKAY!

#unrelated but i will never get over what a banger musical this is #also this is my last one for now! yay!

[avengersfluff02]

Get Back Up, Don’t Go Rogue

This is my first fic, and some feedback would greatly appreciated.  I know that I switch between first and third person a lot, I just find it easier to write in first person.  I also apparently don’t know how to change the formatting back now

I’m also very bad with titles, and I don’t think anyone’s actually going to read this.  Oh well, at least I can be anonymous and let my somewhat creative side out here.

Word Count: 1,295 words

For as long as I can remember, I have been friends with Team Starkid.  When I was seven, my parents took me to see A Very Potter Musical, and the Starkids must have seen something special in me.  A year later, I got a call and was asked if I would like to participate in A Very Potter Sequel as Hermione Granger’s sister Roxanne or Roxy.  Needless to say, I accepted and got very close to all the cast.

Fast-forward to now, and we were getting ready to go on our second tour, which we named the Apocalyptour.  We had already been rehearsing for a while, and tonight was the night of our first show in Chicago.  As a ten year old, I guess I should have been more nervous, but I didn’t think that I had anything to worry about. Boy, how wrong I was.

I was dressed in ripped jean shorts, combat boots, a white tank top, with a short sleeve jean jacket, my mic pack hidden under my jacket, and my mic over my ear. I was holding a tiny monkey, and looking at Jamie in curiosity while she read from the “cryptic Mayan tablet”.  The next thing I knew, I heard Jim growl into his mic “STARKID”, and let me tell you, I was not prepared for that.  I basically backed into Brian Holden and Jamie with genuine fear in my eyes, shaking.  Very subtly, Jamie rubbed my arm, but for the rest of the show, I was on edge.

The minute the show ended, I ran off stage, got changed back into my street clothes, and waited for Julia to take me back to the hotel room, while everyone else was going to “have fun” at the hotel bar.  What I didn’t realize was that Jamie was going to talk about what happened with me with everyone.

“Hey everyone, did Y/N seem off to you guys earlier during the show?  Before ‘Get Back Up’, I think that she was scared of seeing you in costume, Jim, and hearing your character for the first time.  I actually felt her shaking when you came on stage after I read from the tablet,” Jamie finished.

“Now I feel bad,” Jim said, hanging his head.  “What should we do to cheer her up?” asked Joe, who was still wearing Jamie’s short shorts.

Jamie had a positively evil look in her eye as she explained her plan.

Later that night, around 2:00am, I was awoken by hushed voices around the king-sized bed that I was sharing with Julia, a full size stuffed animal dog, and four beanie babies.  I started to turn in my sleep until I crashed into a solid object, which I proceeded to try to hug in my half-awake state.  When that object suddenly poked my side however, I let out a mutter of discomfort and started to roll over to my other side.  To tell you that my brain took a few minutes to fully comprehend what just happened would be a lie.  It took a minute, and by that time, it was too late.

“Well, look at what we have here”, Dylan mocked, as I tried to remember if we were having a sleepover or not.

“Uh, guys, I think she’s still half-asleep, so let’s just cut to the chase,” Julia whispered.  “This will be over soon, I promise,” she murmured to me.

Lauren immediately turned on the lights, and I instinctively moved my hands to my eyes to shut out the light, but to my utter shock, found that I couldn’t move my hands or arms at all.  I looked up and saw Brian Holden (Brolden) and Meredith each pinning one of my arms to the bed.  I lifted my head as much as I could, and saw Dylan and Joey down by my feet, Brian Rosenthal (Brosenthal) and Joe each lightly pressing down on my calves, and Julia (with reluctance in her eyes) and Jim poised above my thighs.  I was wondering where Jamie was, when I saw her and Lauren perched on either side of the bed with their fingers resting on my hip and ribs, respectively.

“Ready to kick things up a notch, fellas?” Jamie smirked as she began counting down.

“Wait, what’s happening, no, this is not what I wanttedd to haphpen!” I started to giggle, as they began to tickle me, literally having no idea why this was happening in the first place.

“Really, because I heard that you were on edge tonight, and we need to get your spirits back up,” Lauren chirped as she started counting my ribs.

“Yeah, we wanted to make sure that you knew who was in charge here, and to fear us with every fiber of your being!” Dylan spoke in his “Pincer” voice, laughing as I tried to move my foot away from his wicked fingers.

That, with the combined knee scratches and squeezes Julia was alternating between, Brosenthal spidering my calf, and Joey scratching my heel were enough to drive me crazy, but not at the level of laughter that the cast wanted.

“Thihs kinda feehls nice, but like also amateurs couhld do bethter than this!” I mocked, my laughter going up an octave.

“You want professionals kid? We’ll show you!” I didn’t even need to move my head to hear Jamie’s evil “Neato” voice.

I don’t know what part of me thought this was a good idea, but I decided to be cheeky. “I’m noht scared ohf you!  Gihve me youhr worsht!” I cried.

Suddenly, one of my armpits was being poked, and the other was being scratched at.  I instinctively bucked my hips and legs upward, and accidentally threw Lauren off of me.  If that wasn’t bad enough, Jamie decided to straddle me, and dig into my hips.

“We just wanted to make sure that you don’t fear the almighty ‘Ma’au Guurit’ and her minions” Jim growled as he dug into my right thigh.

“AAAAHHH, what YOHU DHO THAT fohr?” I cackled out, not quite ready to tap out yet, but almost to that point.

“We just wanted to make sure that our prisoner is getting cheered up, and not so scared for the rest of the shows!” Joe smiled as he continued to spider his fingers all over my soles.

“I PROMIHSE TO BE HAHPPY AND LEHESS SCARREDD FROHM NOW ON! UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE!” I shouted, accidentally hitting Brolden’s leg trying to tap out.

“I’hm sorhry that I was scahred of your character,” I let residual giggles out, with a yawn interrupting my sentence.

“Uh, Y/N, can you let me go now?” Meredith questioned, turning to face me just to see that I had fallen asleep.

“Well, I guess we’ll stay here then tonight,” Joey whispered as he got on the floor next to Lauren.

The next day, when I woke up, I was very confused to find the whole cast in the room, but luckily, Julia was already up and had gotten me Starbucks, so I put that thought out my mind.  

It wasn’t until I was getting dressed for the show, and Meredith poked my side, that I remembered what had occurred the night before.  I decided to go up to Jim, and hug him.

“Sorry for getting scared of your character yesterday,” I mumbled as I hugged him.

“It’s okay, it was your first time hearing me use that voice, and we should have told you earlier, but now we know how to cheer you up if we need to!” He winked at me.

“Or if I’m being annoying,” I smiled as he laughed.

“Let’s go save the world!” I told my fellow Starkids, as the music for Me and My Dick/Ready to Go started.

#ticklefic #ticklish reader #ticklish!reader #starkid #apocalyptour #team starkid

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

everyone stop what you’re doing and look at brolden being a creature tiny tim from the sf show tonight. look at him.

#behold him #brian holden #brolden #starkid #team starkid #joey richter #san francisco #jangle ball tour #wade talks #my post

[herrfivehead]

reaction image of the day: that one avps bts video uploaded like over 13 years ago where brolden made that one face after his red bull got knocked over

#''MY RED BULL!''

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

Okay, so the Professor Birthday cast list is Jaime, both Brians, Dylan, Joey, Lauren, and Jamie. We know who Jaime, Brolden, and Dylan are playing.

So who do we think everyone else is gonna be? I'm guessing we're going to get the Easter Bunny and Cupid, and even though she's not really "holiday" themed I'm gonna say the Tooth Fairy as well after her initial name-drop in Episode 1. My main guess for the fourth character is St. Patrick, though I could also see Punxsutawney Phil.

(Or alternatively, maybe one of them will end up playing a student at Professor Birthday's University? That's the part of the world-building that doesn't really make sense to me yet--how can she have a functioning university and still be that unknown--so it would be cool to see that explored.

Dylan as Santa was pretty obvious, but other than that it's kinda' hard to guess casting since we don't know what Eric's take on these different characters is going to be. But on the whole my vaguely educated guess is:

Brosenthal--St. Patrick (not gonna lie, this is purely based off of the Irish FBI boss in SiS)

Joey--Cupid (UNHINGED)

Lauren--The Easter Bunny

Jamie--The Tooth Fairy

(I'm also vaguely suspicious of a surprise Meredith cameo in some sort of small-but-ultimately-pivotal role.)

Can't wait to watch this post age incredibly poorly!

#a professor birthday theory post already? #It's more likely than you think #lol I just wanted to theorize about something and I'm too tired or brain-dead for Pulp or Hatchetfield #but Prof BD is so far just like 11 minutes of a kids podcast so I can handle that #professor birthday isn't famous #professor birthday #professor birthday character watch #Brian Rosenthal #Joey Richter #Lauren Lopez #Jamie Burns #Eric Kahn Gale